Hole in One EditionIt's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures, thoughts, and stories of your own lovely mom, MILFs, or any other family you fancy. Whether it's your sister, brother, dad, aunt, cousin, etc go ahead and post about them. Discussion of the biology, poIitics, and psychology of consanguinamory (consensual incest relationships) is encouraged. Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!Previous: >>84302296https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/84302296Story Library (needs updated): https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd5IRmkPtsZPdaLoh6_NTjLj9RsEyEz-tI-nITar_cjgJGH5YLRu9Trja2-7lzA4lk-K7BZ_ByadkS/pub
Does anybody have anything they wanna share?@r anon@rlg@Brosis@Ass-Masseur@confession anon@OP-M@errands anon@auntfem@Throatmom-anon@Gothmom anon@Improve anon@punic anon@D-cup anon@Silver Fox anon@Cuzcbro@Dexter@Hapa-chan@Abusemom anon@Mine anon@Felix@Enon@Neet-chan@Boobs guy@Escobar@Plankfem@Catfish anon@Nomi@Uncle anon@Jocasta@Link@Blackanon@Convention Bro@Winemom anon@kels@Poetbro@Autismom@Imoutanon@MomGF anon@Grievingmom anon@Australiaunt@Anonymouse@Sisabled@Tennismom anon@Painmeds-chan@Any new people
>>84350760>Cucks, cuckspamming, fetishspamming, simping, and schizophrenic spamming ARE NOT ALLOWED!>>84349810 lol this you incel?
>>84350760she looks a bit young for a mommy
>>84350908>she looks a bit young for a mommyShe looks just the right age to be turned into a mommy
>>84350908but youngest recorded grandmother was 17?
>>84351264>but youngest recorded grandmother was 17?>Mum-Zi, from Akwa Akpa (now Calabar, Nigeria), gave birth to a daughter at the age of 8 in 1884, and her daughter also had a child at the age of 8, making Mum-Zi a grandmother at just 8 years old.Jesus Christ that's young.
>>84351355>making Mum-Zi a grandmother at just 8 years old.I think your AI borked
>>84351559Whoops. my bad ganng.
>>84350760only CHADSON can score a hole in one
>>84350760Slow passionate sex with my Russian-Polish mum who is looks kind of East Asian.>t. Short swarthy anglocel goblin who at least has a big dick>tfw my mum made a joke about how big my cock is when she caught me wanking
>>84351973Basically Madam Hisae (pic rel) is the closeted manga/anime style character to my irl mum>Except my mum is a slavic mutt>With epicanthic eye folds and a small flattish nose>Milky skin and huge tits>Thick brunette hair>5'6 and thicc>Giggly and bouncy but sometimes testy>Not Japanese but she probably has some distant mongol or turkic or commie korean ancestryI did wank once using her panties but felt horrid afterwards
>>84351999I meant to say *closest* not closeted. I hate phone posting. I'm more than sure I turned off autocorrect. Fuck this shit.>TL;DR?I'm an autistic English guy with a big dick and a hot Slavic mum who kinda looks like a hot East Asian women. I am too beta and short to seduce her though :(
>>84350762Follow up on >>84327254. Cousin does have a new boyfriend, completely expected, I can already see how this will play out, like it has done many times before. At this point it feels like I unconsciously just chase some things I can never have.
@confession anon, any updates?
>>84350760Last Week's UpdatesTennismom-anon>>84303753Convention Bro>>84306951D-cup Anon>>84312917C anon>>84314500Brosis>>84320120Imoutanon>>84321372Painmeds-chan>>84326295Dexter>>84334462Unnamed Daughter anon>>84336109
Not a fan of people getting cucked lately. Where are the anons of old like resort anon?
>>84346233>father dies in the crusades>son starts taking care of mom in more ways than oneI wonder if any modern wars have had/will have similar consequences
nuclear annihilation for mommy sex
>>84353643There's a piece of erotica called "saving private brian" they kinda pre-empt the dying at war
>>84353449Anonymouse posted in the other thread >>84350873
>>84354091I don't think she wants us to bother her. She's on 4chan because she can't interact with people IRL not because she's looking for other dadfuckers.
>>84352119>just chase some thing I can never haveThat's too defeatist of an attitude. Based on her dating track record this relationship should fall apart quickly. Then you can swoop in and shoot your shot again
>>84353565as if they can mind control their mom. Oh wait, all these success stories are fake
>>84354966Just because your mom wouldn't fuck her kids doesn't mean everyone else's mom wouldn't either. I'm not saying most moms are willing to fuck their sons but it's a statistical certainty that some are. Why are you so sure none of the stories are true?
I asked this last thread but got no answers, but what would you guys do if you were on your mom's computer and found mom/son incest porn, or naked pictures of men who look just like you?
>>84353449Oh hey I'm unnamed daughter anonLast night I made her and I dinner, which is like our tradition, I make Sunday night dinner cuz I'm just such a great cookAnd I had this whole plan to try and get something further going. Early Sunday morning I ordered a "kiss the cook" apron on amazon with same day delivery, and then I was cooking I only did so in short shorts and the apron. And in my head this was gonna lead to like a steamy hot MILFy make out. But instead she just dotted me with little kisses across my face and head, and called me her good little chef, her perfect baby girl. And I was honestly too flustered to like push it further, I was just happy for the attention. And then I ended up putting a sweatshirt on when we ate, and kept that on the rest of the night because she likes the house cold, and she's like an arctic fox who never gets cold I guess. And she got some sauce on her tit, and as she was cleaning it off I was just ogling her and imagining licking it off myself. And obviously she caught me ogling, and just smirked back and said the food was very good. It's embarrassing typing this out. I swear I'm not as useless in other aspects of my life.
Love my LARP general.
Plankfem needs to come back so she can give advice to the new mama's girl
>>84355720Omg I've read some of her stuff! I was looking to see if there were any other mother/daughter people. She has a lot of the same stuff that I do it looks like. We're like kindred spirits. Except I'm not a plank lol
>>84353449>>84355598I'd say we should call you nudist-chan, but you haven't quite embraced it yet. Hmm
>>84355819Hmm. Nudistmomfem? It's more about her than me.
>>84355843Maybe nudistmom-chan, just because we had a mother here awhile back that fucked her son and we called her momfem
>>84355819Nudistfem would work fine, she'll probably end up embracing it eventually anyway
>>84355818>She has a lot of the same stuff that I do it looks like. We're like kindred spirits.That's exactly what I was thinking lol. Last we saw her, she said she was sleeping fully nude with her mother every night now.
>>84355853>>84355892Up to you guys! And thanks for the vote of confidence lol>>84355899Hopefully she's in MILF heaven now. I know if I was fucking my mom I don't think I'd have the free time to update. I'd be too distracted lol
>>84355598>I ended up putting a sweatshirt on when we ate, and kept that on the rest of the night because she likes the house cold, and she's like an arctic fox who never gets cold I guess.try to start snuggling with her to keep warm
>>84355892It's settled then
>>84352750I made a post in the last thread- it's over. Hope the others make it though. Tennismom is hot.
Should I brave going to the more dangerous part of the city to eat Popeyes with my mom tomorrow?
>>84355549>what would you guys do if you were on your mom's computer and found mom/son incest porn, or naked pictures of men who look just like you?Rhetorical question
Bump.>ordered some nice toys for my daughter's birthday>picked up all the ingredients for the cakes>dragged little brother into the city with me again (since he wanted to make some stops too) to pick up things I needed>ate at a new place, waitress assumed we were together and my daughter was hisA productive weekend. I had a good laugh at her thinking he was just a hagmaxer. Teased him a lot about it. Can't sleep the last few days though.>>84356627I'd go into the depths of hell for decent fried chicken so yes. >>84353649You just know there were incest vaults in Fallout. Like they filled one with single moms and their sons and then quarantined them with defective condoms and aphrodisiac-laced food
>>84357683>>dragged little brother into the city with me again (since he wanted to make some stops too) to pick up things I neededSo it's true, younger brothers are their older sister's property...
>>84357683>You just know there were incest vaults in Fallout. Like they filled one with single moms and their sons and then quarantined them with defective condoms and aphrodisiac-laced foodI read some I think indonesian doujinshi thing recentlyish about some guy and his mum getting recruited by a bunch of shady billionaires to stay in hidden bunkers.Obviously once they got down there it's revealed to just be them and now they're supposed to populate it themselves.......
>>84355549Ensure the coast is clear and then see if she has her own nudes saved anywhere. She's implied she does shady shit on her phone based on privacy questions she's asked me in the past. Due to how much of a piece of shit my dad was/kinds still is I wouldn't be surprised if she cheats (And to be honest if I found out she were I wouldn't care in the slightest), which is why I suspect she has secret guy-friends she fools around with on the DL which means she's almost certainly sent nudes of that's the case
>>84351973Tell us how you got caught
>>84357683>Can't sleep the last few days thoughYou worrying about something? Or is heartburn flaring up again?
Why don't they ever make the site better when they do maintenance?
