>Be me bartender>Go up to gay couple>They are both wearing silly hats>"What can I get you bla bla">"What'r the hats for?>"It's our 25th anniversary">Mfw when they are both 40>Mfw when the straight couple across was fighting>Mfw when I'll never find long term loveWhy are faggots like this? Why do their relationships last so long? It's literally unnatural so why?
Being in a relationship with a woman is gayer than being in a relationship with your bro. You are literally submitting to an inferior dickless PMSing fag who has more options and rights than you.
It's because foids just want shit or a man they can show off like teehee I have chad and the idea of life long love is a masculine ideal.
>>84351284This. Women can't love the way men do, if they can love at all.
>>84351260Most gays are only into random hookups. So the very few gays who want an actual relationship and managed to find one tend to stick together.I'm a mentally ill gay aspie and have accepted I'll die alone because the idea of hookups gross me out, and the few gays actually looking for a relationship wouldn't want me.
>>84351260women love you as long as you can provide her with things and until a better provider comes along. thats it. they dont believe honor and loyalty are good things
anyway how's your job as a bartender is it interesting or boring or just smt you go along for some money?
>>84351260>Why do their relationships last so long?says who? gay relationships are notoriously volatile and brittle and last as short as weeks or even days. this is just an anomaly
>>84351320gay men have the lowest divorce rate lmao, nice cope (dykes have the highest). you take foids out of the picture and marriage suddenly works again
>>84351342They also make more money than straightoids
Women receive, men give. This is just how we are. Modernized western women want want want want more more more than the average man can provide to feel fulfilled and feel "love." (As women 'feel" it.) When you have two men giving to eachother it's more balancing. You can't receive without anything being given in the first place so dykes never work out unless one poons into a sub5 male.
>>84351342yeah because they barely last long enough to get married to begin with rofl
Foids are just gene machines.You can actually cry as a man to your gay partner, feel comforted and warmly embarced with love and empathy without having to worry about giving her the ick, getting cheated on a week later, her never being able to see you the same way again, suddenly becoming unlovable and feeling unworthy of vulnerability because the trade off is so brutal.
>>84351372NEVER be vulnerable with a foid. She WILL see you as weak. She WILL get the ick and she WILL cheat on you. You need to constantly treat her like trash and act uninterested if you want affection, kindness and attraction from a foid. The second, and I mean second she notices you acting nice it's over. Pack up. Move on. I wish I was a faggot man. I just can't get by dick and asshole it's fucking gross to me. Maybe the best bet is a troon with bottom surgery.
>>84351391Tough luck then buddy.
psychological differences between the sexes. social structures. cultural expectations.
>>84351260You have no idea how difficult relationships are this is your take away from the situation.
>>84351452The assumptioner. He asooooooooms.
>>84351260Girls are for gey
Issac newton was an autistic gayromantic asexual
I am a neurospicy heteroromantic asexual
>>84351260>Why do their relationships last so long?They are not possessive, basically. They both fuck other men. Almost all gay male relationships are like this. They have sex with whoever, and sometimes each other, but they choose to emotionally invest in each other. They'll celebrate their 25th anniversary by taking home a couple other guys from the bar. Meanwhile the straight couple was fighting because the guy was jealous over his girl dm-ing some guy on Instagram.
>>84351260>Why are faggots like this? Unironically it's because they're a minority. When you're straight, the precedent is set you can afford to burn through partners (theoretically, assuming you're not unfuckable) because your dating pool is literally half the human population. You can walk outside and see potential partners. You pass at least 40 of em on the way to work and encounter hundreds more while you're there. So straggots can afford to be picky, which is why they are. And they can afford to break up over virtually nothing, which is why they do. Gay dudes have an imperative to not blow tiny stuff up into relationship-ending catastrophes because if they do there's a good chance they will never find love again as long as they live. Even casual, non-romantic sex is harder to find when you're gay; that's why it's paradoxically so much easier to find. When you're surrounded by a sea of dicks but the only one that's willing to actually fuck you is a 3 hour drive away, you're more likely to take the 3-hour drive and you're more like to take any opportunity you can to get laid whenever possible. Which is why gay men who aren't taken are so slutty.
>>84353041this is a bad explanation because lesbians last twice as less as gay couples and they are still a minority
they're so far on the degeneracy scale that no one else can satisfy their fetishes so they cling to the one body who can for dear life :)
>>84353065This is easily explained by the fact that women are stupid. Their stupidity affects their relationships enough to more than counterbalance whatever advantages are offered by the rarity of their relationships.
*stabs you*now go to your room
>>84351260Bc I love my boyfriend very very much and he loves me very very much.. and we went through coronavirus together :o
Is this the new?
