/r9k/ - Why do we wear underwear? - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

04/13/26(Mon)11:12:21 No.84352728

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Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)11:12:21 No.84352728 Archived

Why do we wear underwear?

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)11:13:26 No.84352734

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)11:13:26 No.84352734

>>84352728
To keep the outerwear cleaner

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)11:13:48 No.84352736

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)11:13:48 No.84352736

so my dick doesnt get obliterated from rubbing on my jeans all day

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)11:14:05 No.84352738

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)11:14:05 No.84352738

>>84352728
only australians can call me that

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)11:14:09 No.84352739

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)11:14:09 No.84352739

What? Who's we?

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)11:15:02 No.84352745

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)11:15:02 No.84352745

>>84352728
You need have to change your trousers everyday from all the piss and shit on them and people can smell it when its on the outer later

schadenfoid
04/13/26(Mon)11:16:49 No.84352756

schadenfoid 04/13/26(Mon)11:16:49 No.84352756

i don't like the way it feels, so i don't wear it

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)11:18:07 No.84352765

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)11:18:07 No.84352765

>>84352728
so people don't see the random boners i get

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)11:18:14 No.84352767

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)11:18:14 No.84352767

>>84352728
I like the way it accentuates my bulge
also the fact that I wear denim a lot, I don't want my circumcised penar scraping against denim YOUCH

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)14:35:34 No.84353999

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)14:35:34 No.84353999

>>84352745
I don't piss and shit all over myself when I go to the bathroom, you act like everyone is constantly shitting themselves all day or something.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)14:40:30 No.84354035

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)14:40:30 No.84354035

>>84353999
Farting has you gas out poo particles. Just because you're so nasty that you can't smell your own stink doesn't make everyone else not smell you're poo marked pants

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)17:23:47 No.84354952

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)17:23:47 No.84354952

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>>84352728
Underwear is meant to protect your pants from pee-stains, skid marks, spotting, and snail trails. You're supposed to wear pants multiple times between washes, and underwear only once per wash. Undies can also help with comfort and support.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)18:09:29 No.84355309

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)18:09:29 No.84355309

>>84352728
You're gonna chaffe if you don't.
If you don't currently walk a few miles during your day every day, if you suddenly do and your inner thighs are no protected by box briefs, you're chaffe, it's gonna burn and hurt - your skin rubbed raw.
Also marketing.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)18:20:40 No.84355385

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)18:20:40 No.84355385

>>84352736
I walked 12+ miles in the last four days while freeballing and my cock is not chaffed. Ur retarded

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)18:31:07 No.84355441

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)18:31:07 No.84355441

Because we wear trousers that ride up against our crotches and ass cracks, chafing our sensitive bits while preventing ventilation and absorbing filth. Blame western fashion, which completely ignores human anatomy and health. We wouldn't need underpants if we wore robes like every civilized society in history did.

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)18:34:17 No.84355447

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)18:34:17 No.84355447

>>84352728
I sweat a lot so everything would be in pain

Anonymous
04/13/26(Mon)18:49:33 No.84355538

Anonymous 04/13/26(Mon)18:49:33 No.84355538

>>84352728
I wear panties because I have a fetish and it turns me on.