>namefag
>made the normal nigger infested thread

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I'm lonely gloo where husbie

>>84353990
Lots of staying in bed in the morning together.

im eating pizza and laying in bed oink oinkk im such a fat little piggy >.<

>>84354303
post fat cock/bubble butt

>>84354320
maybe tomorrow, i gotta sleep now i have food coma...

>>84354448
nooooooo come back fatass you're supposed to sleep in my bed!

I am a fatass too yay

>>84354476
you're a fatass, he has a fat ass, there is a difference

Wait, we're all fatties, I thought we were cute twinks?

What is the reason for meow's hate for white guys? For black africans and maybe black latino guys with BBC he's a horny whore ready to host looking for a coat thrown in his dirty snow pit and ready to ride these big black cock and rub every inch of his anus on these dicks and mushroom heads but for tops of other color he's sudenly becomes an asexual rape victim shhh/piss/shit raped vestal virgin, why is that

>>84354002
You're fault for fetishizing chads and shitting on guys who are below average so now all the threads will be made by e-whores

my dream is for a tall skinny muscular chad with huge dick to fall in love with me forever, toxic possessive love, he won't let me go away for more that half an hour

>>84354851
Always were. All breedable twinks should balloon up and become dick pigs.

is this depression if i have to cry at least once a day?

>>84354303
If story made his self humiliation ritual as funny as this maybe he'd actually get attention for once in his dad pathetic life. Good job piggy

>What is the reason for meow's hate for white guys? For black africans and maybe black latino guys with BBC he's a horny whore ready to host looking for a coat thrown in his dirty snow pit and ready to ride these big black cock and rub every inch of his anus on these dicks and mushroom heads but for tops of other color he's sudenly becomes an asexual rape victim shhh/piss/shit raped vestal virgin, why is that
I can hear you fapping to your own made up fantasy you sad, boring cuckold

>>84355693

isn't me slicing my finger open funny though?

3 AM. No boyfriend. No one to worth to crawl in bed to.

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trans skaters grinding rails and fucking dying

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eW4-n8sNgn4

I always wanted to skate but I was a bitch who would have quit at the first skinned knee.

>>84355744
No, that's just sad actually

>>84356291

How? I can laugh about it, I was retarded to try and clean the knife like I did, I didn't do permanent damage to anything either. If I had kept the pressure on I might not have even needed stitches.

Go to lgbtqiap+ were you goyim belong

I skinned my knee once while catching the bus, the hair there didn't grow back until a decade after

>>84356364
my work clothes chafe my skin a lot so I have these large patches that are hairless. I think twinks need to look into this technology of chafed clothing as a means of passive shaving

>>84356399
>work clothes chafe my skin a lot
might need some underclothes
>a means of passive shaving
it was pretty painful too, but the hole in my jeans wasn't bad

I think if my bf had chaffed skin/scar tissue issues I'd just carpet bomb this areas in kissed every day to see if it's properly healed up until I see the positive changed. Also scars are attractive in a way.

>>84356434
what if he had a cut scar on his pp, would you kiss it every day?

>>84356464
I guess I'd have to. But only a kiss and a peek to see the jewels of my lovely bf, I don't want it to turn sexual every time. Or teaching him to inflict further penis stigmatas.

fuck nigger dicks

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Got an A+ on my report card at the doctor's office physical today. My triglycerides that were extremely high last time have since plummeted down to within the ideal range thanks to my diet and exercise. Skin and colon and liver is all healthy and confirmed cancer free. Heck yeah.

bumo as in bump fumo 18

>>84357621
>he didnt just let the thread die
retard

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If you are really gay and have absolutely no attraction to women then you don't find picrel hot, right?

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>set goal for myself to do something on my own
>eventually give up and look up how to do it instead
while I understand this can be a valid way of learning, I still feel beat up about it and have lost a lot of will to continue. i'm gay btw so this post fits here

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>>84357688
hmm is this some kind of inverse gay conversion

>>84353990
are boys with cutting scars less attractive? :(

>>84354743
I have a fat ass too so no there's not you're dumb

>>84358006
post fat ass or it's a LARP

need a fat ass in my lap

>>84354463
hello i am awake from the coma c: im sorry to disappoint but i am not actually fat. i am trying to gain some weight though oinkk
>>84355693
appreciate it anony oink snort oinkk

>>84358011
It's been posted in the previous thread I won't spoonfeed a rude retard

>>84358028
im not the anon you were replies too i was the fatass ;-; i just wanna see your butt

>tfw no top bf to show off his butt to me

>>84358043
You were still rude and can find it from the previous thread if you care

>>84358049
okay, i was only playing it up, sorry if i offended you

>tfw no dog person bf

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>>84356015
Shame it isn't actual troon death.
>>84356793
This is GREAT anon, I'm so, so happy for you.
>>84357688
No this is petrifying what the fuck

4chan down? :O

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>>84357688
I do not indeed, maybe that old guy's boner is hot. No hate to women but sand bags are so gross and they get even grosser as they age, one time I saw a lady without her bikini at the beach, she wasn't even that old but it was a disgusting sight to me while the straggots were going ooga booga

Men boobs are far superior, they're cuter and bouncy and with some hard work they can turn into the most godly thing the human biology is capable to generate: Pecs!

Women can get firmer boobs, but only men have pecs

>>84358022
you're no a cute softer hot guy??? damn. i mean you said no anyway so there's no need to try again, you'd still won't like me :(

>>84358249
i am pretty soft but sadly not fat :( im working on it though. you should sleep in my bed instead i have a king sized one c:

>>84358237
Post more tiddies, I love big men's chest a lot

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>this is what the gays think when they say they want a "fatass" and "obese" man

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>>84358292
fucking finally a gay of culture. Have as much as you like and share your faves

>>84358298
It only works your way, you will be a unfuckable fatass lardie even at your lowest weight while I scoop gorgeous rotund chubby guys if I ever want to fuck one.

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>>84358292
>>84358313
have another with a cute face

>>84358291
why would you buy a huge bed this soon out of a relationship? is this... is this some kind of flirting? do you tell other guys this same thing often? and it's not like i need you to really be a big balloon but if you are tall and have broad shoulders and kinda big chest then a big belly would fit you nicely...

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>>84358325
>>84358313
>>84358292
Low res gifs too

>>84358314
why so bitter, queen? Kinda uncalled

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>>84358313
I mean don't get me wrong, I love those but the whole would just be post of two guys sharing guys with big chest

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where can i find this for free?

>>84358454
>whole would just be post of two guys sharing guys with big chest
sorry nonnie I don't get what you're saying.
Also...milk...so much man milk stocked in there...

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Gloo where bf I'm suffering from nut deficiency

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hahahahahaha holy shit

>>84358615
god i hate zoomer haircuts so much. they're so ugly

>>84358615
do you have the one with his ass on full display

>>84358341
it's to fit my fatass body... no jk i just liked the style and i had space for it. im not very flirty and have never had someone else be with me in my bed. im the opposite of that body type blehh, sorry for being such a disappointment

>>84358615
genuinely asking, whats so funny? he looks fine to me. i would recommend another haircut but he doesn't look ugly or something

>>84358702
he looks mean

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My plosshies arrived yay

>>84358726
show show :D

Pics meow, we require pics of the possum plushies.

>>84358729
>>84358734
I'll post some asap gotta fetch them f1rst

>>84358646
There's no pictures of me with my ass on display?
>>84358702
I think it's quite cute that you keep posting me, please continue!
>>84358715
I'm not.
>>84358726
You should post them.

what would jonahs stand be

Post the stubs of your legs Jonah and I still don't know how you lost them.

>>84358313
That looks like balls. Absolutely disgusting

>>84359071
Voluntary amputation because that's his bfs fetish

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Gang activity

>>84358729
>>84358734

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nonnie from space, are you still here??

>>84359156

cute plushies meow.

>>84359231
Yay I'm gonna name em all I got them from a e friend

meow has never seen an opossum in his life

>>84359246
True fact checked by real sissy faggots

I saw a roadkilled one today :( rip little poss.

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Meow I wanna camwhore so bad

>>84359342
be a slut and cut yourself then

>>84359353
Nah I'm not into cutting the cuts itch when they heal

>>84359156
cute little family, thank you for posting :)
>>84359171
heyy anony, yes i am! the project hail mary boy. im not sure if you saw my last reply but i said that i hope the artemis mission where they'll land on the moon will happen :)

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>>84359589
Hiii anon! I wanted you to know I watched the movie...loved it so soo much!! <3
I fell in love with it since the first trailer and I knew it would not disappoint me. The humor wasn't too cringy like I imagined, in fact, I did chuckle plenty of times, and smiled like an idiot through all the scenes between Grace and Rocky. Grace was such a sweetie too, I fell in love with him. Ryan being very handsome might help but I loved his childilike, wholesome personality, I wanted to hug him. Honestly I'd rather space movies be like this, beautiful, weird and good natured instead of excessively sciency and action packed a la Interstellar

Sorry for the long post, I had no one to talk about how much I liked this movie and thought you'd like someone to share the experience :)

r9gay is like the asshole of the asshole of the asshole of the asshole of the earth

>>84359659
im so glad to hear you liked it :D yes it was so heartfelt, i had tears streaming down my cheeks during the one scene where rocky breaks out of his little habitat to save grace. ryan is very handsome too haha, but i think his character is very well written too.
what did you think of how they sprinkled little bits of grace's backstory throughout the chronological story? ^^
i love interstellar too but i am with you, it's really fun when sci-fi takes itself a little less seriously.
it's lovely that you shared all your thoughts fren, it's so cool that you actually went to watch it and im very glad that you liked it :)

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>>84359701
>i had tears streaming down my cheeks during the one scene where rocky breaks out of his little habitat to save grace
it was so dark, I did understand that Rocky was sacrificing himself but I didn't understand everything else going on..
>what did you think of how they sprinkled little bits of grace's backstory throughout the chronological story?
that he was a cutie that deserved nothing but love! Got very traumatized by the last part, I was like "no, are you telling me they're doing that to him?" and the second after it happened. I liked the twist a lot to be fair, a very nice one from the usual hero trope, but still felt horrible about it. I was a little sadened about him not returning to Earth but realized that was what he needed, because Rocky was his family
>it's lovely that you shared all your thoughts fren, it's so cool that you actually went to watch it and im very glad that you liked it :)
You are a cute nonnie! Happy I stumbled on a fellow gaybot that wanted to watch the PHM like me
>i love interstellar too
maybe it's the protag for me. I love dorky male protags a lot more

Suddenly craving a jealous robo bf before sleep

I wish I could have an actual bf

>>84359723
ahh right, it was a little bit hard to see it well. earlier in the movie it was established that they can't survive in each others habitats, so in order to save grace rocky had to break out of his little shell. he then put grace on life support
>but still felt horrible about it
i feel you, it was shocking to me too. it's great that he stepped up though, everyone had faith in him ^^
>dorky male protags
someone has a type :p
>You are a cute nonnie!
thank you, as are you :)

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Heavy metal Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson breathing heavy

Need husbie

System Shock remake is pretty nice, only a couple of jumpscares on the medical level haha.

>>84359907
What kind? I don't remember any jumpscares

>>84360016
Oh, not the kind developers set up, just when I get jumpscared organically by enemies. Despite being usually noisy they can be sneaky too.

rubbing my hand on pp and bawlz and then sniffing it

>>84360149
rub your hands on a job application brother

>>84360156
i have a job and it's only making me more unhappy

I'm afraid that by the time I get my own place and start bf hunting that all of the men in my very narrow tastes will be taken, I'm pushing 30.
where are you my somewhat reserved light complexion kinda nerdy thin guy who isn't mentally ill

>>84360149
I love when it gets sweaty from masturbating a long time and then even after I wash my hands I can still feel the cock smell on them

>>84353990
nyuzzling anons cock though his trouser then biting his bulge

>>84360216
North of Chicago

>>84360232
You're not washing your hands right

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>tfw you pooped your pants

I'm in sissy heat rn, my boypussy smells like flowers.

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>>84361488
> boypussy
>smells like flowers.
>pic rel

also wtf is sissy heat?

>>84361496
why are you replying to retards?
>also wtf is sissy heat?
retard mindrape fetish obviously

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Meow need penis in my whore holes NOW

boys notoriously smell. Only trans boys might not smell...maybe, but definitely not under there

Have you ever met a guy that had a naturally good smell? No perfume, no soap, like a cat

Go back to /tttt/ if you are a tranny freak lover

>>84361822
there are literal trans people posting here, moron. I'm not btw, I just don't hate them like a retard

>>84361814
I smell good therefore it is possible therefore my fbf will smell good.

>>84361836
I don't think it's up to you to say if you smell good or not, you can't smell your own smell. Do you smell nice even when you didn't shower in 3-4 days?

>>84361855
Do you smell nice even when you didn't shower in 3-4 days?
Yes. Obviously there is a tremendous bias when it comes to one's own bodily smells, but I reckon it is possible for a man to smell good.

>>84361864
testosterone isn't very pleasant smelling. I suppose the bigger a guy is, the less pleasant the smell, but maybe it's sexier if it is a manly stink

/r9gay/ doesnt even have homosexuals anymore

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>>84361923
this is a straight woman general now chud

>>84361923
I am very homosexual, you just hate me

>>84361607
>why are you replying to retards?
cuz thats the whole point of this board

Just got the weirdest call.
AI assistant with a foreign number called me saying that it represents some guy that I was apparently in communications with (surname started with Z, I've never met anyone with a name like that) and that the call is being recorded.
Definitely some kind of scam, right?

>>84361607
>why are you replying to retards?
cuz thats the whole point of this board
>>84361923
desu 60 percent of /r9k/ is eligible to post in /r9gay/

I am such a pervert. At least I am not a pedo

>>84362001
something the retarded bippppppedo will never be able to relate to
>>84361975
was it perhaps zutumbu, your nigerian black royalty relative that needs 45 cents for make a change in his country?

>>84360092
Why is meow like this?
Why does he dream about being sissified and fucked by BLACK men?

>>84362237
>something the retarded bippppppedo will never be able to relate to
why am i catching strays?
and i am neither a pedo
>>84362244
does this "meow" posts shit like this every now and then?

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>>84362255
Yeah meow makes BLACKED posts and threads and then I repost them and complain about them because I hate interracial then meow defends himself by saying that liking BLACK dick is okay since he likes all colors of dick so interracial is fine and then his simps chime in to defend his stance on interracial sex and then this repeats indefinitely over and over again until the end of time

>>84362255
because you're gross, and evil, and retarded, and you straight shota posting history says otherwise. please end your pathetic prison gay life and stop shitting this thread with your deranged perversive straggot energy purr
>>84361310

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Morrr morr where husbie meow

>>84362268
that's literally me explaining why it has gained popularity

and i am not even prison gay
>>84362266
why does he even simps? is he a e whore?

>>84362283
Yeah meow has simps from here as well as from /soc/ that he messages on discord and sends nudes and pics to and even though he's fat ugly bipolar and schizophrenic he's also a bottom so he has simps in the dozens meanwhile I can't get a guy to talk to me for more then 10 mins because I'm a top that's under 6ft tall

>>84362270
Hi meowsers what's up? What are you plans for today? It's warm enough to bust out bicycles now

>>84362295
I should write my bachelors thesis but I feel paralyzed waa

>>84362312
Wait you're done with your education already? I thought it's gonna be two more years for you? What are you studying?

>>84362342
something STEM. All gays do hard stuff in college

>>84362342
I'm still gonna do my masters degree you know. I'm studying neurobiology and physiology

>>84362291
>he's fat ugly bipolar and schizophrenic
the bar is so low these days
>he's also a bottom so he has simps in the dozens
that explains alot
>I can't get a guy to talk to me for more then 10 mins because I'm a top that's under 6ft tall
the hoefliation is real
>>84362363
a bit too relatable

>>84362383
not relatable to me. I am a disaster gay, even in school. Fuck smart gays

>>84362383
You're talking to a notorious troll btw

accomplished idiot savant X homeless 150IQ philosopher

you all just need to be more confident and start asking out guys

>>84362465
take your own advice nonnie

>>84362465
I'm literally in a polycule with 5 different black guys guys gloo

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I couldn't be in a polycule I want a singular bf who is just for me

>>84362465
I already tried this and the result was no dates no sex and no bitches reason given was that I'm not chad

>>84362465
This is true
The actual barrier is your taste, not theirs

>>84362465
I don't live in USA
asking out random guys I find attractive will quickly end up with losing my teeth

>>84362425
well you learn smt new everyday

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I'm sad and lonely waa. Where husbie to save me so hard

i cry every day sometimes for good reasons sometiems not for so good reasons

I am straight but I wouldn't mind having a femboy or feminine twink boyfriend/husband that I could kiss and cuddle with everyday. what does that mean ?

>>84363215
you're having impure prison gay thoughts because you get no bitches... that's what that means :(

>>84363341
yeah but I've had several occasions with women before

gaybots stopped existing half a decade ago

cook some chicken, hamburgers or another frozen pizza? Just as long as I don't go out for fast food.

remember xjawz?

I got Maccy Dees but they didn't include any of the sauces. Sauceless nuggies are not that great

my autism makes me prefer dry sauceless food. the sauce is good, sure, but not that good.

I don't love or hate him enough to even go off with the help him monkeybranch to his true love or turn him trans out of spite schemes. I'm going to become a monk.

If I somehow become worthy in that time, maybe God won't forsake me with harsh words and will just send me off to Hell with a hug and a disappointed fatherly head shake.

>>84361833
Did you even read what I posted? you talk like a retarded child
>there are literal trans people posting here
I know, they are not welcome, they should go back to their tranny board and they should kill themselves, this is a thread for men, not frankenstein abominations
>I just don't hate them like a retard
That's why I told you to go be a trannigger lover somewhere else, go kill yourself

The effing toilet seat was wet again, had to wash my derriere in the sink.

>>84363215
You're bi dummy

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I'm a bitch that shits yay

so much gay sex fomo need to get my ass POUNDED

>>84363185
what are the good reasons?

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should i cut my hair /r9gay/ros, its too long and looks like toon link now

>>84364997
the day before yesterday i cant remember yesterday i cried because someone im close to's cat died and this morning i cried because i realised tolkein's elves are very kino and also beautiful and that grrm should be crushed with a giant boulder

>>84365141
hmm it's hard to determine when not knowing what you look like, but i generally like the slightly longer hairstyles a lot

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>been off 4chan so long it doesn't autocaptcha any more
How you niggas been?

>>84365218
helloo brad things are still fricked and i yearn for a bf. how are you doin?

>>84365310
Pretty good I'd say. Been wageslaving. I don't got time for anything anymore but money is nice. Haven't been taking care of myself, kinda going anorexic again from not eating properly.

I wish I had a boyfriend still.

>>84365167
>sensitive anon
Be my bf right now, that's an order. Let's watch a cute movie and cry together while I kiss your tears
>grrm should be crushed with a giant boulder
oh, a violent streak, why is that?? :/

>>84365317
what kinda job did you get? try to take care of yourself, you'll really wish you'd have done it when you're older. i miss talking to you homie
hopefully you can get one soon, are you actively looking or just waiting for him to be on your doorstep like all of us here?

>>84365329
wageslave part time retail and freelance artist on the side. It's comfy.

I miss you all too. I've just been going through the motions with life I guess. But yea, just waiting for him at the doorstep.

>>84365332
that doesn't sound too bad honestly, glad to see you doing well for yourself
mmhh no worries focus on your life first. do you still make custom lego figures? :)

>>84365346
It's been alright, thank you!
>still make legos
Yea but that's kinda dox fuel.

What about you?

>>84365351
>dox fuel
new word learned :D
i also still make the lego builds, i've been working on a castle, i've been really into medieval stuff lately

havent taken a shower in like 8 days :-(

i can't wait to get a bionicle cosplayer minifig

Been into lego batman mostly recently for my personal collection stuff

>>84365460
I like the lloyd one.
>>84365363
What kinda castle you making? I like the evil red knights.

>>84365320
its a hyperbolic what i am saying i guess is that tolkein is good game throne bad i dont understand how he could have wrote something so cynical
also okay lets be bffsfbf

>>84365440
Why's that? Are you depressed?

>>84365494
oh he's the writer of trones? I never watched it in my life, while lord of the rings I'm trying to start because I'm interested. What's so cynical about trones? I only know about the asshole brat emperor. Do you think media should have more wholesome interactions and characters?

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>>84365479
thats pretty fun too, i hope they make some stuff for that new batman movie that should come out
>what kinda castle
it's inspired by the crown knights (picrel) but with a twist. i made up some lore and the idea is that this is an auxiliary faction to them ^^ i would post a pic but it's doxfuel sadly

being gay and neurodivergent isn't for the faint of heart because gays are among the meanest people on Earth and will make sure to hit all the possible sore points and psychologically bully you

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>>84365218
brad, does this look like meow?

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selfie! What do you guys think lol???
>>84365520
Pawesome!
>>84365866
Maybe

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Meesa hungwy gloo

>>84362521
How is cuckbot going to masturbate when you have sex with multiple blacks at the same time then? Think about him and don't be so selfish
>>84365141
>should i cut-
No

>>84365995
He can die for all I care

Fapping twice a day seems to be the norm for me now, I'm not even that horny just bored

>>84365883
post selfie :D

>>84366119
Boredom is the worst. Why do we even have the ability to feel boredom

>>84366182
To make you do things. Unfortunately we have invented Youtube and shieet.

>>84366190
>makes us do things
>centuries of human progress and invention
>all leading to...
>being able to conveniently do less things and lie back staring at screens to feel emotion
It's a meaningless cycle

>>84365479
>I like the lloyd one.
i actually like a lot of minifigs in this lineup. i wouldn't even mind getting a box of six, since i'm probably going to buy duplicates any way

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i'll shave today, go for a little walk maybe.. buy some sweeties if i do. then a Exercise Bike session later on with somewriting after. Life is Too fucking good. So fucking good. Or I might buy some STEAK and have steak frites

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I like men yay

https://youtu.be/3V2gd4itdYY

i want to touch the penis of another man badly and it's better be a big penis

>>84367012
Define big

>>84367012
Even a big ugly guy's penis that's trying to rape you?

Guys I just booked an appointment for a hair salon for $120. How retarted am I?

I need to plap an r9gay twink...

>>84367012
I'll never get to experience this since my tiny itty bitty white boy clitty only measures up to 6.5 inches and bottoms want 8 inch magnum dongs only so I can never have sex or ever be in a relationship

>>84367181
You're extremely lucky anon I'm currently norwood 2 so all my hair is gone and I'm completely bald so I don't even have the option of going to a hair salon and I can never have sex or a relationship because of my baldness because bottoms keep making fun of my hair whenever they see me

>>84367197
Then you better be lucky and be born a chad because twinks only come here to complain about chad not fucking them and getting mad at any tops who aren't chad and abusing them

>>84367204
No offense but you sound like a psyop to show others what they sound like when they're all mopey. Like, I would've preferred if you told me to kill myself.

>>84367181
Idk even a normal cut is like 40+ nowadays

>>84367241
Yeah I've found out that if you're ugly but don't mention or talk about it people will tear you down and call you ugly and humiliate you and use it against you but for some reason if you agree with them and acknowledge that you're ugly and talk about it it drives people into a rage where they want to kill you or will just refuse to talk to you it's an interesting psychological phenomenon

>>84367241
You're talking to a short fat indian shit eating/canadian prison gay incel troll btw

>>84367654
Why are you obsessed with defending meow's affections for BLACK men and accusing any of his detractors as being canadian or indian? did a canadian or indian cuck you or something at some point?

I'm fine with the idea of dying if that's dignified and not too painful, but the death of the people I treasure, that's something I will never learn to accept, never, I'm always scared when someone gets older, sick or put themselves in a dangerous situation. How do you feel about it?

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>>84367691
can you tell me what is so wrong about BBC?

One chad BBC was enough to take down all the stupid whore bottoms in the thread ehh

Too busy playing vidya, no time for shitposters.

>>84367795
>>84368511
Meow and meow simp's BBC worshipping days are over you're done for bud

>meow simp's
The canadian brahmin cow dung eater?

>enema'd to get bussy fucked later
>diarrhea an hour after enemaing
Bottom struggles

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I have schizophrenia yay I like masturbating

>>84369067
how many times did you crank your big 7 inch hog today? what was it, furry, men, women, asexual porn?

Didn't know meow simp was canadian but then why is he always attacking and accusing others of being canadian? Do euros like chudbot just live in his mind rent free?

>>84369125
hi can someone video chat with me and look at my face and tell me if im feminine enough to do fem stuff my disc is marc.goat
ive been told i look too masc by my two friends so idk also im not gay but fem stuff is cool

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>>84369475
why @ me disctard?
>also im not gay
then i don't give a shit about you

>>84358291
>>84358022
don't get fat, anon...
that's not very good for you :(

>>84357949
they are, but as long as you're getting better then it'll all be okay^^
please don't cut yourself, anon

>>84369713
thank you for the concern anon, but it's healthy for me to gain some weight at this point. i won't go overboard, i promise ^^

Do not wish for lighter burdens
Pray to marry stronger men

>>84370215
basically my long term plan, support my husband until he can do it on his own for us both
transition
be a layabout fat tranny wife

>>84370345
dont be a tranny, it won't go well for you long-term.

Dandy's world porn is amazing yay

>>84370431
why not? i am not the most masculine, my hobbies and behavior don't scream "man", my dick and balls are tiny, my face looks like it never got the memo of being hot and angular and kinda crass and bony, body too. idk, maybe i am a woman deep down.

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>maybe i am a woman deep down

>>84370559
Don't delude yourself, anon, you have XY chromosomes, and you have male sex organs even if theyre small. You can grow your hair out, wear makeup and be a stayathome if you want, hell in some situations you could even crossdress. But you'll never be able to fool anyone, including yourself, into thinking you're a woman.

>>84370559
none of this is reason or justification; youre a retard, kys or get help, though do kys

>>84370673
why would i kill myself? i won't go out without a living my life with a husband. god damn you're even more womenly that i am if this little exchange got your uterus banging and pissing itself
>>84370587
i know but mtf trans also have xy chromosomes and male sex organs. when i've been feeling like i don't fit with my buddies there's gotta be an explanation plus woman is a role in society and not an assigned gender

Whoever invented the term "butthurt" to mean easily upset or offended has never had a good hard prostate pounding before. I am never more relaxed and agreeable than I am after one of those.

luckily i can't get butthurt because i have no asshole

>>84365317
>I don't got time
Brad are you unironically black

>>84370815
Meow is often butthurt by ethnic BBC chad men at least once a week and he still gets upset and bitchy often

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The internet is dead and filled with bots but I live in the middle of nowhere and I'm too autistic to socialize with the few people around me irl

None of you are actually gay. You're just incels with porn addiction.