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Who is the most attractive person in this room?
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>>84355717
4 is most cute to me personally but I'm guessing most people will pick 1
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>>84355717
The classroom background and the guys standing in front kinda don't fit together
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>>84355717
Probably the guy with a full head of hair whose face we can't see bottom right. I'd pick the tall guy tho.
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>>84355717
im a MAN my opinion was NOT asked but ill answer anyway
from left to right:
>best looks here but thats probably because he looks like a dyke. really dont fuck with the quirky chungus pooner aesthetic
>looks pretty average to above average but the hair and the fact hes overweight is bumping his looks a bit
>looks pretty good but the hair is not it.
>looks average hair isnt bad but hes pretty fat. could be the best looking here if he wasnt so fat
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>>84355717
1. why
2. who are these people
3. what is on the board
4. i can imagine seducing 1-3 and their resulting facial expression and reactions to everything from first meeting to realization of attraction, orgasm, and the wedding. i cannot imagine 4 in any of these scenarios. they are all attractive in different ways but only 4 comes off asexually. 1 is losing a solid 5 points for the painted nails and bracelet but has the prettiest face and hair + gains points for glasses. 2 looks like he would be the most affectionate and caring partner. 3 looks like he would be the most fun to have playfights with for dominance in the bedroom and would be surprised by how much he liked being overpowered. i could and would fuck any of 1-3 but would have varying levels of likely bad relationships with all of them. 4 is a complete nonentity and the only one who would qualify as being invisible like arcanincels claim they are.
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>>84355717
number 3 obviously
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>>84355814
>i can imagine seducing
least obvious fake femcel
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>>84355717
There are no women in this board. It's just a bunch of trannies.
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>>84355885
do you not imagine the entire seduction sequence of people you are asked to rate the attractiveness of? faggot. i wrote this same sort of shit about moot, wt snacks, and mrspooky to their faces. verdict: orgy.
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>>84355717
Glasses one
>orig
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>>84355717
Those are poles right?
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>>84355717
Nerd ahh niggas. Would have beaten the shit out of them if they went to my school.
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>Nerd ahh niggas. Would have beaten the shit out of them if they went to my schooI.
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>>84356086
Seduce me please.
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>>84355717
the long haired glasses guy is the only cute one.
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>>84355717
I'm a guy, but for some reason, I just want to say I look closest to guy #4.
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>>84356880
pick a guy from the image to be.
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Easily the first guy on the far left. Any other choice is incorrect
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obviously the guy the closest he has drip
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>>84355717
posting your friends here is weird as fuck
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>>84355717
If I had to choose 3, it was 1 until I noticed the bracelet
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>>84355717
as a gay dude, nr 2 but its because im a bottom. im also someone that finds people attractive if they have a lot of potential, nr 2 can clean up super well, just has to loose weight and work out, better beardshave and hairstyle
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>>84355717
If he was straight and not a tranny, then the first.
Good hair and looks taller than everyone besides the second at least from that perspective.
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>>84355717
The long hair glasses guy. But I'd be afraid he'd troon out
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>>84355717
I'm a guy, I just want to comment on how hard 3 bonemogs every other guy. He doesn't have the face or the height but he just looks a dozen times better just because he has a straight back and wide shoulders. I hate that so much of attractiveness depends on that. Fuck my stupid skeletoncel life.
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>>84355814
1 stands like an autistic, 2 stands like a devoted homosexual, 3 stands like he has confidence, 4 stands like a weak loser afraid of everything. That's probably why you feel like that.
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>>84355717
I'd fuck 1 and marry 3.
2 and 4 have no business even speaking to me.
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>>84359635
This
It's that, or he's a cuck. I also feel like he's the type of guy who gets really jealous if I have male co-workers.
The guy next to him is also hot, but already comes off like a middle-aged dad with several kids. However, it looks like he walks heavily.
The last two guys aren't ugly, but both give off date rape vibes.
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>>84355717
fuck kill marry kill
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>>84355717
So this is why they've been teaching the women to "catch print"...

They know he's awake. They know it's too laaaaaaaate... The voracious search for the most scrumptious specimen in the universe heats up!
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>>84355717
College speech classes were so fucking bad holy shit.
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>>84355717
3 is the most hot
followed by 1 ehhh maybe 4 idk 5 is hot too
2 was an instant ick
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>>84355717
Boys with nail polish are so gross. Physically sickening and revolting.
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3
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3
oh yeah
3
but also 4
4
4
kill 2 lol
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>>84355742
spoken like a catamite
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Remember to take your daily finasteride so you don't end up like these guys.
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>>84355717
1 by far.
1) Clearly coordinates his outfit and looks. Evenly coated nails, chain belt. Overall academia nerd vibe, probably autistic about some niche media and has interesting things to say. Most likely shy and awkward but very enthusiastic and warm when comfortable = safe. He just looks like someone who matches my interests.
2) Looks like he is in his late 30s. Either super funny but nervous extroverted dude or has anger issues and weird attitude towards women. Seems a bit jaded. It's a 50/50 really but probably worth talking to and find out more.
3) Spawned right from the early 20th century, either has a huge stick up in his ass or isn't aware that hitler youth isn't a thing anymore. Not calling him a nazi, he just looks like he doesn't know how to have fun and needs everything planned out. Could be a popular chad if he loosened up a bit and stopped washing his hair with wax.
4) Dunno what to say about this dude, he has the annoying kid haircut. Might be super cool though
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>>84355717
Left has big dick energy, I just know that nerdy twink has a phat, long, uncut shlong in those pants. He's also the coolest dressed and stands out compared to the others who are all dressed the same. Also he has nice hair to tussle.

The other three look boring and are ugly.
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>>84355717
>Who is the most attractive person in this room?
Not pictured
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>>84355717
1 looks like a child groomer
2 would be most attractive if he wasn't a fatass
3 is most attractive, but desperately needs to change that terrible haircut
4 looks like the girl from the last of us tv show and is also fat



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