As a sperg, I am horrible at social interaction. Have you guys learned anything that helped you?Here's one I learned recently:>Questions are always seen as death threats by normies for some reason. Never ask questions. If you need information, find out yourself.
>>84355852i want to take your thread seriously but i also want to bully you
>>84355886>Ask question>Immediate hostilityDamn I'm good at this. Guess I was right.
>>84355951If you think that's hostility I kind of feel bad for you.
>>84355970>more personal attacksYep I was definitely right
>>84356003ok, what are you gonna do in for vindicated glory?
I hope he responds in a demeaning / angry / sarcastic / smug manner to further prove my hypothesis.
>he left the threadAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHA Holy fuck I didn't expect this to be a top tier bait
come on! post something like>your life is miserable and the only joy you obtain is through these insignificant victoriesDO IT. AHAHAHAHHAHAor maybe a webm? an image? the world is your oyster anon!
look right or act right, your choiceand probably stop taking things too personally kek
>don't bring up idea to or ask for clarification or argue with people of higher authority >keep your mouth shut other than small talk and work/school>record school and work everyday secretly to avoid any normies gossiping you into losing reputation/work>pretend to just be shy and get rid of tist body language ASAP>never tell anyone youre tist>don't ask for very specific instructions >don't trust any normie >dress and looks max as much as possible, people will see you as shy/mysterious instead of creepy, business wear seems to get best reactions>get some kind of low interaction job>listening to podcasts with charismatic hosts can help you learn how to banter>don't try to brute force your way past sensory issues >Avoid psychiatry field as much as possible, do not get diagnosed there's no point there's no drug for it even
>>84355852i learned that normies really care about facial expressions. when i talk to people my instinct is to have a neutral face but normies interpret that as me disliking them or being bored with the conversation. it's difficult because forcing emotions is hard so i look like a creep if i consciously try to smile or something.
if you feel comfortable with the person you're talking to, DO reveal that you're a sperg. tell them one thing you've noticed that you feel CERTAIN is inoffensive. just a harmless pattern like 'you always wear that shirt on Fridays' or 'you use more adverbs in sentences when you're uncertain.'you may feel worried they'll see this as an attack, but you'd be surprised. they'll treat you like you're some Sherlock Holmes genius and they'll want to know more things you've picked up on. they might say something like, 'don't worry about offending me, i'm actually curious,' and it's perfectly fine to take that as permission.in reality, you're not some ace detective, but you already know that. however, the normies WILL find what you say fascinating. they're not used to hearing it, and you will probably enjoy finally getting a chance to talk about it.
>>84355852Normies need constant social validation, it's what keeps their engines running. I think it gives them a reason to live, their ego can't survive on its own. Never ever let a normie figure out that you don't care. If he starts going off about his son's baseball game or some other mundane detail about his boring life, always act glad that he brought it up and make sure to ask a few questions about him to show you're interested. If you don't participate in this game, you will quickly become despised. Normies will suddenly invent a million reasons why you are a terrible person that they are completely justified to spit and look down upon. Doesn't matter how long you've known each other, you can't be honest with them or they'll turn on you guaranteed. Anyone who threatens the circlejerk gets destroyed, that's the rule.
>>84355852Normies seem to have endless stories and interesting anecdotes on the adventures they've been on but my hobbies are stuff like programming and being creative, things which aren't really exciting conversation starters.>>84356586I can see how they like it, to them its as interesting as reading the subjects on this board.
>>84356586>Based normie knowerArigato sensei
>>84355852Practice talking to people more so you can learn and memorize some responses and common topics and get used to synthesizing responses on the fly.Talk about things you have in common. Ask them about themselves, and when they tell you something you find impressive, compliment them. Get good at reading vibes, don't put in effort toward people who wouldn't put in effort for you. It's fine to stop talking to people who you don't really get along with. You should focus your energy on the people who you really get along with.Aim to get comfortable with somebody, you want to get to the point where you trust somebody and feel more comfortable just telling them random things about your life. I think most people aren't into you randomly interjecting about some guy you met yesterday at the store, or that hobby you did, but when you get comfortable with somebody you feel like you can actually talk about yourself and not some socially acceptable smalltalk bullshit.Idk, most of the time I just let things flow, and I'm trying to actively avoid people that don't really bring value into my life, trying not to give people effort when they don't want to give effort back to me, trying not to impose on people who don't even want me there. I also need to talk to people more, maybe I sabotage my own social relationships by being a recluse.Oftentimes I feel a mismatch between someone I like talking to, they don't want to talk to me as much as I want to talk to them. You could say that about most people, actually. Maybe no one really likes talking to me.
>>84356375do not do this lolNormies think pattern recognition is creepy I can recognize people by the their footsteps and I recognized a coworker and greeted them without looking and was met with "joking" stalker commentsNot my fault people are stupid, I pick on on everything against my will
ask normalfags very open ended questions about things like morality and personal stuff and drill the correct responses into them when they dont agree with your worldview
>>84355852Even if you think "she gets me, this one is different"Dont!They are not. If you value her, shut your mouth.
If someone asks, how are you are doing, just say that you can't complain for some reason people eat it up. Also the weather. People cheer up and really like it for some reason.
>>84358098sunlight feels good nigga, thats why people like a clear skyand depression from constant rain and cloudy skies affects more than just your mood
>>84355852>>Questions are always seen as death threats by normies for some reason. Never ask questions. If you need information, find out yourself.This is already wrong. Its HOW you ask the question and WHEN you ask the question.
>>84355886>i want to take your thread seriously but i also want to bully youxdddddddd
