butlins edish
FIRST FOR EXPOSING PAEDOS OH FUCKING AYE
4chan shitting the bed or something? Taking ages to do anything.
Homer bimpson
>>84358181are, it on the crapper
Might become a teacher
>>84358206In Thailand lad?
>>84358210I should have gone to Japan to teach English right after graduatingMight have been able to groom a 17.9 year old
there is more to life than "penis in vagina"
>>84358244but is there anything as fun
>>84358252Penis in tranny bussy
>>84358244Tried it, it's acshully quite hard to get penis and balls in vagina.
>>84358252Cocaine gives you arguably a better high
>>84358244There's really not, lad. When you grow up you realise everything else is cope and filling time between penis in vagina moments. It's why you could ask every man a question like:>Would you rather be Terrance Tao or Jason Luv?And immediately and categorically know that there is only one correct answer.
>>84358320But I don't know who either of those people are. How am I supposed to choose in this scenario?
>>84358177What's the QRD on this guy? He still post here?
vagina seems orrid, and I don't think I even want it.
>>84358333he was banned the poster you replied to is just obsessed and has an empty life
>>84358329Google them both then lad. Doesn't matter about the specific people, it's the point behind the question.
I miss my aunty she had a low soft voice That was calming for me I jist heard it in a dream..everybody left here is loud an like shrill an it hurts my ears ya know ? I was having this dream.where it was getting more like a nightmare but then little parts she was there so I jist waited for the bad bit to end semi Lucid I would think. Really sad an upset when I woke.up. The end.
>>84358337Does penis turn you on instead friend?
>>84358351Wait so is she dead or just not around? Sorry can't tell from your post.
>>84358333He's been banned for threatening people ITT while drunk on 2% stubbies. Proper grim. Also is a nonce, avoid like the plague.
>>84358351write down your memories of her so they can live beyond you
>>84358365if hes banned from here why would anyone here need to avoid him
>>84358374Just in case you're in the sunderland area and start to see a man with a very long neck walking down the street.
>>84358374For when he inevitably and unfortunately returns. Have you got a problem with that?
>>84358362She died a few yrs ago.>>84358370I think she's waiting in heaven an wants me to convert my little family left so she can see them again too So thats kinda my job atm.
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>>84358380>She died a few yrs ago.Ah sorry, lad. At least she's in heaven now getting piped down by Jason Luv.
>>84358333He's just been banned for another 30 days for threatening people while getting drunk on blue WKDs.
>>84358377>going to sunderland no>>84358379so untill then we dont need to do anything
Site got that vibe as if its about to get CLOUDFLARE'd lole x
>>84358355Wouldn't say so, no. I don't think anything really turns me on anymore. I'm too depressed.
Me? Love a cheeky little WKD, ngl
You lads bullied crossy to drop his unique syntax and now he types normally. Not right that.
>>84358380good luck with that but wringing stuff down could still be a good thing to keep her memory
>>84358377>you're in the sunderland area
>>84358377He might force you to watch THAT video
>>84358394It very right, his old typing style was fucking atrocious. If being good at sex was bad typing, he would be Jason Luv.
>>84358418Wouldn't come as a surprise. He is a nonce after all.
>>84358428No. You're wrong. That was his unique thing and you lot ripped it away from him. Not right, not one bit.
>>84358441It was very annoying, just skipped the posts because they were too hard to read. At least now he's using almost normal English and I can read them. Better this way.
am not bein funny or nething.....bt CrossCHAD is typing th SAME as he ALWAYS dids? o__o
Me? Jason Luv
>>84358493Lmfao I thought ur image was hactually called Pinterest_filename.gif until i thought abouts it lole..Thast quite funny init..It says "Loading" fir ages on captcha....not a good sign
>>84358493Kitty city ~_~https://youtu.be/jX3iLfcMDCw
For me, it's the post-season-10 episodes of The Simpsons where they decided Barney should become (and remain) sober. Bit shit, wasn't it?Well, I have old MSN screenshots of me as a teenager talking like a complete robot:>hi hw r u?>I feel well, thank you. And yourself?Conversationally, I actually use proper spelling and punctuation out of habit. Zonked out on ketamine, even *I* can't understand some of my posts here the next day.Anyway, if you're all going to bitch about someone using lowercase, or that they sometimes accidentally a word, I can and will bust out the big guns when it comes to spelling and grammar. Some of you absolute plebs think you're using an noun phrase when you *should* have been using a hyphen to form a compound adjective. LMAO!
>>84358529No one cares cunt.
all that is to say: do NOT bully Crossy >:(>>84358504yeah what's going on? just woke up, there's another global message thing about maintenance? CAPTCHAs seem pretty hit-or-miss>>84358506>cyriakhaha you know the scores <3lad the other day who posted the Crusha advert:correct!
BELLY'S GONNA GET YA!
https://youtu.be/IcKlVojfMD4
was it ITT the other day we were talking about reading over the years like i brought up Kurt Vonnegut novels, how they 'stopped' making sense? the words themselves obviously don't change, so it must be on the reader's end. shit was so strange, i might try again soon.anyways watched this film recently and tbqh it wasn't very good. i wanted to like it more. i even get the transgender thing but it came off like a 14-year-old saying, 'look everyone, i am doing THEMES, aren't i grown-up and smart?' when...no mate, you come across 14.BUT what DID make some sense was when they rewatch !notBuffy years later and realise it isn't very good. go fire up your fave old PlayStation 1 game right now. remember how fun it was? how great the graphics were? how big and exciting the levels felt? go play the exact same game. then come back and tell me with a straight face that Pandemonium or even Crash Bandicoot are anything but complete and utter shite.
>>84358529Always irked me how Simpsons would half-arse continuity.>Barney is sober now, but only when we remember to write the character that way>Bart and Nelson are friends now, but only when we remember>Homer and Burns are friends now, but only when we rememberJust do character development, or don't do it.
>>84358576I think that's true of throwaway media, but some things from the 90s still hold up.I'd say something like Dante's Peak is a better action movie than anything made in the last decade.I'd rather play Lylat Wars than any modern shooter.
>>84358576I can unironically play Crash Bandicoot just fine, and I have more fun with it than most new games. It's a platformer. It's a pretty timeless genre.I even think it looks pretty good. They knew how to get the most out of the PS' limitations.
Interviewer: Have you got any experience in intense situations?Me:
>>84358620Ooh, Lylat Wars is sick too. Do we have a decomp of that yet? It'd probably be super smooth to play with mouse controls and hot keys for all of the Arwing maneuvers.
Just wanted to nap for 20-30 minutes but now its two hours later, knackered >>84358624Doesn't load
Just fucking hate paedos / nonces. They're fucking horrible people.
>>84358609aye it seemed organic early on. like they knew it was an episodic show but they could still reference past events, so they 'happened'. later on they got TOO smug about>lol everything resets...again!which is one of those samejokes that bugs me.the original plan with 'Who Shot Mr. Burns?' is that it ended the running gag where Mr. Burns didn't know Homer's name. which is actually kind of cute and they stuck to it for a while. then the writers just forgot and brought it back.the only ironclad one was that Lisa REMAINED a vegetarian because Paul McCartney demanded it. but i'll bet they've flouted it by now.
>>84358624Crash is hard....https://youtu.be/Rhb08cs-Ds4Spyro fir me !More relaxing.
Pandemonium OwOCore memory unlocked off playing the demo in my big sisters room on CRT
>>84358644Depends on if their are offending or non-offending, they didnt choose to be born like that
>>84358623i like all the PS1 Crash Bandicoot games but tbqh it's largely the nostalgia of it. i agree with >I even think it looks pretty good. They knew how to get the most out of the PS' limitations.and Crash's expressions are funny as hell. character that goes with how the animations were done back then.but>It's a platformer. It's a pretty timeless genre.this i disagree with. it's like a puzzle game where you solve the puzzle by having all the pieces. for a platformer, you NEED to see what's going on. some kaizo nonsense, 'aha! there was a HIDDEN BLOCK there!' is bullshit.every few years mate A and i dust off Crash 1 and that first crate bridge in the very first level never feels satisfying. nobody has ever thought, 'ohhh i was meant to hold down for 43 milliseconds, not 48 milliseconds! THAT'S the trick!'and that's ignoring the levels where you're running towards the screen and can't see what's coming up next. imagine if in Super Mario World, someone covered the right-hand-side of your screen with a black sheet of paper. you'd be fumin.
>>84358576I wouldnt say theyre sh-te. I played spyro 1 2 and 3 originals on my ps3. A few years ago. 2016. Still fun.
>your face when your unc ahh finks 2016 a few year agoLOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
>>84358681>Spyro fir me>More relaxing.oh aye. EXCEPT FORhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h32vj2fqF0imagine being a child and having every gem in the game except for two of these flying levels. for years. ;_;
>>84358632>Do we have a decomp of that yet?Yeah, it's good as well
>>84358745Oh fudge yeah hahaha. Ooo i kina want the remaster from cex now. RAWR!
Some of the flying levels were nice tho I won't forget how peaceful it wis playing spyro wiv my best pal when i wis wee that was a wee lassie that wis 5 years older than me an it wis that way where the game felt like a real place that you could go to playing on ps1 In her room when it wis getting dark outside so mam would knock on door soon an say to get home(we lived across the street).Oh aye those were the days.
>he attaches a cat or anime picture to his post
Just completed my months long goal of getting all the fully evolved pokemon to level 100 on yellow. I thought it would feel good to finally achieve my goal but no. Absolutely nothing. Zero. Dead on the inside and no emotion. Can it believe I have another 30-40 years of feeling like this.
>>84358821how can you not like cats
>fuel protest>everyone freaking out thinking it will be gridlock>drive home from work in the lightest traffic ever, felt like a sunday morning tbqh
>>84358827Maybe you need a living Dex of all level 100s to feel happy.
>>84358827I just realised that I only really like a pokemon once I have taken it to beat the Elite Four.I never felt much for Tangela for example, but since I took it through the E4 last month I have a connection.
>>84358829He's just a sour unloveable cunt trying to pick holes in everyone to make himself feel better. It must be easier than working on yourself and making yourself better.
>>84358835>school holidays>fuel protestOh we are zooming
was cooking mostly my own food consisting of wholefoods but now I have decided to completely cut out added sugar from honey (I may do one teaspoon as honey is apparently good for you, but not adding it willy nilly to shit), excessive spices, bread (not eaten in 7 days) and dairy (as an experiment to see what happens, I can eat dairy fine I think), switched to green tea, formerly have quit spaffing to amateur solo female pornography, but will still spaff because im not doing 0 fun food and 0 spaffing, spaffington to be limited to no more than 1 in 7 days, simply to exercise the spaff demon and am forcing myself to eat more nuts and gay shit like avocados and read more, I've also started writing.I can say so far I have noticed >actual energy and a strange will to actually get out of bed in the morning after 8 hours, no longer feel like I'm being punished upon waking>no energy dips, no feeling of wanting to nap>poos are softer and more plentiful>feel internally cleaner>appear to have lost water in my facedunno how long I'll be able to keep it up though, I liked food, I feel like something is missing from cheeky seed oils, honey and spices, meals are no longer a thing I look forward to, hopefully my brain adjusts. Next thing I need to stop the scrooling, I also wish there was a porn filter on this site.
>>84358839I have a living dex. I have all 151 in the boxes. It fills up 8 boxes.>>84358848Tangela was the last one to do. Crap Pokemon but it had to be done lol.
>>84358829how can anyone not like anime?newbies with their trash memes probably haven't even seen Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell, (i could go on.)>>84358827nice one. how did you do trade evolutions? i remember Yellow switched them around a bit, did they let you get Gengar, Golem, etc on one cartridge?<3 the original watercolour illustrations so much.
>>84358959I purchased 2 gameboys to do it. Also no you still had to trade over to get Golem, Alakazam, Machamp and Gengar. Same goes in G/S/C as well.
>>84358959><3 the original watercolour illustrations so much.Yes the Original WOTC cards are unbelievably kino.
>>84358884all sounds great, anon. hope you can keep this stuff up. nowt wrong with nuts and avocados. not even 'guac' or some shit: just halve an avocado and eat it with a spoon, it's actually lush (pricey, mind).even with Caucasian lactose tolerance you can really FEEL when you've had too much milk (you just can). and granulated sugar is basically as pointless as it gets, even if it's lush.i've done lots of similar changes over the years and you quickly realise, 'holy shit this is just how my body CAN feel?' especially with the energy and pooing.if i keep this sobriety going, next on the chopping block is caffeine. coffee = the cigarettes of the gen X to zoomer generations.
>>84358993>coffee = the cigarettes of the gen X to zoomer generations.Have a cig and a coffee an chill tf out you uptight tard
>>84358980ohh i see. before Yellow came out, ONE lad at my school beat me to catching them all ;__;i had no idea how he got all three starters, then i realised he probably used his sister's Game Boy. at least with the trade-evolves you can just trade them straight back, but practically speaking: getting Charmander/Bulbasaur/Squirtle were the hardest. what kid was ever going to give you theirs?then Yellow just GIVES you them all, what the hell.>>84358990ooo aye. i also like the 90s 3D for item cards (less so for monsters, although Voltorb and Kakuna are fine i suppose). the flatter, more cartoony style they ended up using was a huge downgrade. it's like if your favourite cartoon switched to using Flash.
>>84358993>>84358993I need to curb the coffee next, I find it comfy to drink despite having cut the honey I would put in it, I bought green tea which is still caffeine but less so to wean from it. It will be missed though.>>84359014a cig after a beer, cor
>>84359014what about that strikes you as uptight, anon? we know what effects these substances have. caffeine is different in your mid 30s to in your mid teens. same goes for cigarettes. but you can see the cultural parallels with Britons in the past stood around having a few ciggies to chill out, with young'uns today who like their coffee. i'm calm BECAUSE i've had my coffee. otherwise i'd be irritable. like having your morning nicotine fix. while also knowing you are developing a sensitivity AND withdrawals (aaaaa)
Was gen x the last of the masculinity in males and every gen after has been more and more feely emotions like girls. No wonder women don't want you, pussy hole crying little bitches
>>84359070idk im gen z and not emotional
>>84358993I swear coffee does literally nothing to me. I cut down from four a day to two a day for the hell of it. Couldn't tell the slightest difference.
>>84359039Loved the clay ones as well in the gen2/early 2000s sets.
>>84359070you are saying this in the feels thread.anger is actually one of the allowed male emotions, and has been since the dawn of time. you're confusing this scene from the Bedazzled remake:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOyaxuTEVMowith whatever your TikTok gurus have been telling you.
>>84359070Gen Xers are universally faux tough guys who think they can beat you up because they grew up watching action movies and pro wrestling. They're kind of insufferable, to be honest.They never had a major war, and grew up with a greater level of comfort than we did. They should shut up.
Alas, that I must suffer these burdens
>>84359128old war, threats of nuclear annihilation. IRA bombing campaigns. More closer to war than any Gen Y pussy holes come to, besides playing Call of Duty while mummy makes tendies. And you avoided going outside because some boys might call you mean names. Now you can't even talk to women unless you're doing it on an app, faggots.
>>84359162I remember being told when I was ten "we'll all be dead in a few years because Iraqi terrorists", and the tension basically has not let up since. I remember my teacher leaving the room in a panic to make sure her husband hadn't died in the 7/7 bombings.Plus, the Russians were never going to fucking do anything. Russians are sane, at the end of the day.
Fresh start tomorra
>>84359128>Gen Xers are universally faux tough guys who think they can beat you up because they grew up watching action movies and pro wrestling. They're kind of insufferable, to be honest.this is it, really. i hope that anon isn't taking the fronting as genuine.Gen X were 'jaded' and 'ironic' but that's all a face that RELIES ON emotionality. at the end of the day, Kurt Cobain (and similar lads) committed suicide.turns out male emotionality is pretty consistent throughout history. it just became trendy for a while that we ought to 'show emotions more', and i agree in a mental health sense, but i disagree in a sexually dimorphic sense. those so-called 'emotionless' lads are the ones who go mental on a coke binge one day and kick in their girlfriend's car.the YouTuber yelling at you to go to the gym has already lost (and is selling something). good men are the ones who COULD kick your arse, but they have developed a sense of temperance. they ALWAYS have some history.men feel struggling and suffering by default. if they didn't, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Trump is the first example of a insane dictator of a western power since some syphilitic has been.JFC the slowdown since the Tel-aviv data center bombing where all our posts get routed through is really annoying.
>>84359095Bro the art style on them cards is so beautiful an cute. Waaaaaaaaa the new ones suxx0rz n_n
>>84359162...so the 'potential of' a problem, rather than actual problems materially affecting them?not sure if trolling. what you just wrote makes them sound like the comfiest generation ever, after boomers. if anything, gen Z's whole thing was consumerism.
I'm spark proofNothing to loseSpark away Spark away
>>84359207>if anything, gen Z's whole thing was consumerism.gen X's* rather.>old war, threats of nuclear annihilation. ...you might want to check when the USSR dissolved, anon-kun.
Me when Ive got 2 x lemon coke zero (500ml) an 2x normal coke zero (500ml) in fridge
Cats r grate n anime is shit
I will praise the Lord all my life;I will sing praise to my God as long as I live.Do not put your trust in princes,in human beings, who cannot save.When their spirit departs, they return to the ground;on that very day their plans come to nothing.Blessed are those whose help is the God of Jacob,whose hope is in the Lord their God.>Psalm 146: 2-5
real talk:did zoomers' parents never hit them, as kids? did that just die out completely by the later 2000s? were they the first generation who never received 'a smack', even once?
Jesus is literally all we have.
>>84359268i was born in 1990 and ive never been smacked
Done like a vegetable pasta thing in tomato and cream sauce. Dunno just whacked a bunch of stuff in there, should be alright, can't go wrong with any of them ingredients really.
>>84359362if it's bad but edible, fair enough. all sounds fine really.the WORST outcome is when you accidentally make something lush but can never replicate it again.
>>84359318Christ is King lad
>>84359318Too right de lisso! Amen!
WhO else is watching The Chosen ! Am on final episode of season 1! Good show ! THe most viewed show in the world Awwwh yesh =)
Imagine if they showed THE CHOSEN in Cineworld in Glasgow where we had the TALLEST CINEMA IN THE WORLD(!) It would be the most viewed show in the world in the highest cinema Think about that. But they closed it in last september. Where else could we show the most viewed show in the world then in town. Springfield Quay? Sad!!!
The powers that be would never allow it ! Jist same as when the British Museum blocked the raw data of the shroud of turin from 1988 to 2017 because they knew it would expose their fake science ! The god of this world has blinded the minds of the unbelievers ! (2Corinthians 4:4) Sad!
*sip* its a crying shame so it is its scandalous
>>84359487>god sacrificed 3 days of his eternal life to himself so he could appease himself to not punish you eternally>and because of that you have to feel bad about yourself literally all the timedo people really believe this?
>>84359487Yeah is great anon, Im stuck on the last Holy Week episode and have been for a number of months
>>84359521>the universe just farted itself into existence 1 day for no reason >atoms and neurons arranged into a brain (by TOTAL BLIND LUCK!) just transform into consciousness and awareness for absolutely no real reason >if all the DNA in 1 human was unravelled and connected end to end it would stretch from the Earth to the Sun 600 times. This was created by pure chance for no reason Ummm wait do peoples really believe this? REALLY? OH MY DAISIES!
>>84359487Corrr I am. Nearly finished S4 so I have.>Lord, depart from me, I am a sinful man, you don't know the things I've done;_; poor Peter innitI think they said that the finale would be in the cinema actually. That will be next year some time.
ill never find lovewill i
>>84359549Wow rly! That would be amazing! Aye its very kool to see it on TV where you can really picture it! As it can be hard to visualise I guess from jist words from quite long time ago. Matthew is quite funny in this show hes sympathetic for being bullied even if its kind of justified from their perspective.
>>84359549>Lord, depart from me, I am a sinful man, you don't know the things I've doneSo relatable I feel the same way A lot ! But,pic related! <<>>84359562Pic related! <<
>>84359565Yeah I sympathise with Matthew the most desu. He struggles with eye contact and he's so real for that.
>>84359570cvte<3
>>84359549Its interesting to think what miracles rly looked like. Like how did it go down in person. On the show you think yeah it could have been quite mundane in a way. I mean like there isnt pure Dragonball Z energy waves an shizz. Its more matter of fact not pure showy. Ive got this book CS Lewis Miracles. Not got round to reading it unfortunately.>>84359576Aye Nicodemus is kool as well and well cast imo
>flatmates completely incapable of understanding you're not supposed to let the heavy firedoor shut on its own, especially at 3amare normies actually subhuman? do they completely lack the ability to consider how their behaviour effects others in their environment? even a fucking dog has this ability
lights offnight lightsclothes off baby i've got good white
Hehehe these was the days de lisso (H) xx https://youtu.be/qCPc_46KeHM
Acts 10:13-15King James Version13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
Luuuush! https://youtu.be/KH5R_TzdAG8 spyro 2 Riptos rage which wis known as Gateway to Glimmer in oor wee region OwO
PIP came through. actually outside rn, me. stumbling about on diazepam but i ordered some fast food classic HHL style.went for that turbo charger mini wrap, o ayes x
>>84359671Wot drink tho OwO n_n x
>>84358721You make a choice to nonce kids, nonce.
h...ha...h...half a..a s...shandy bbbbbass pp...ppp....please
Wew mammy I want mcchicky
captcha slow int it x
o...o..on...one g...go...goysssslop ppp...p...please
Fucking crap this, before I could fire out posts and now it takes ages to make one single post. FIX IT RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT FOOKING NOW!
>>84359763Don't know, I haven't had to complete one since this morning, been given the all clear (no verification needed) since then.
favourite apple lads?granny smith for me
Any pass spastics having issues posting or just us plebs without one?
>>84359773Yeah i've noticed that it takes an absolute AGE to submit posts. Suppose it helps with spammers? Not sure if that was the intended purpose though.
>>84359788Has to be red delicious.
Absolute STATE of the arsehole on this foid >>84359705
>>84359800post a picture of your arsehole lad
>>84359788Green wan granny Smith!Red wan pink lady !! Ive got a pink lady apple in fridge rn :)
>>84359800If DVDlad was here he would have this fullscreen on his OLED to see those perfect blacks! Oh aye! Oh aye! Oh aye!
Good evenings,,Meow I take your order pls.....
>>84359826boneless banquet for me x
cutting down to 4 takeaways a week instead of 7cutting it right down x
>>84359826Can I get an uhhhhh. Oh wait this isn't a Burger king? I'll have that pickle burger that you have going on. Some lad here had one a while ago.
>>84359830Very good sir.As part of a purrrrmotion today i will also upgrade your purrcorn chicken from Meowdium to Large for free Enjoy =UwU=
>>84359463thought you were a mussie
>>84359840A good choice as this is part of the Purrrickle Meownia meownu which is limited until the meownteenth of April ! Here u go this is a rare item !
>>84359789It's the Israeli proxy 4chan started using to screen post.
I wish i had a mate to play spyro wiv me jist like ye olden days
BUGGER ME'BUTTOCKS
ITS TIME TO MEET THE LEGENDITS PAUL LIMhttps://youtu.be/4AUb0BDn0dg
>>84359884Going to say this to me mam tonight x
Pass mong here. Yes, taking ages to post for me too x
Nonce: BannedMongs: Perpetually monging outGood lads: Buzzing for ithttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
insecure lad projecting bless his little heart x
Cant wait for our Sean to come back. Hi Sean I know you're here reading our posts some of us look forward to your return. Lots of love x
one post is all it takes and the mongs are out of the woodwork kekking
>>84359918Kitty is like if the big hand is at 12 an the wee hand is at 12 that means its....Dreamies o clock
>>84359918>Hi Sean I know you're here reading our postsHe's sad as fuck if he's actually doing that tbqhwy
https://xcancel.com/JerryJacksonLOL/status/2044109749738787073
abhorrent thread
4chan have implimented a >11 second delay in all posts, pass or not.No reason for doing so has been given. I surmise it's to downgrade to a lower tier of AI API for filing profiles of users.I know all r9k posts are read by an AI before they appear to check for content and general meaning.
how does Mate A put up with his drivel? 'kin 'ell innit
>>84359972Off to your bed lil angry Seethemong x
back home now.this futuristic sign made me laugh. obvs it's a horrible thing but the examples it gives could just as well be>These are all signs that...>...you are a normal person living in current-year Britain.
Why does 4 chan keep making changes that make the website ever worser? First it was crap captchas and now the delay in posting. It's like they want the website to fail..
>>84359985i think it's just a delay on the backend. even the email verification secondary CAPTCHA (the internal one after the second hCAPTCHA) is actually timing out even if you're a CAPTCHA Pro like me.on the one hand, you non-ADHD posters are such casuals.on the other, you phoneposters don't know how lucky you have it.
>>84360017>First it was crap captchas...but enough about 2010, how much better are the current CAPTCHAs, eh lads?>>84359988she respects me because we've both burned all our other bridges.who's left to respect then? Jesus? Buddha?lads still having trouble, get a new browser session going. works for me after a few tries. maybe turn all that JavaScript/extension crap off too.
How did Moses cross the red sea?How did Moses cross the red sea?How did Moses cross the red sea?How did he get across?Did he swim? NO NO!Did he row? NO NO!Did he jump? NO NO NO NO!Did he drive? NO NO!Did he fly? NO NO!How did he get across?God blew with his wind PUFF PUFF PUFF PUFFHe blew just enough NUFF NUFF NUFF NUFFAND THROUGH THE SEA HE MADE A PATHTHAT'S HOW HE GOT ACROSS(8)
>>84360017Pretty sure they want people to buy a pass to reduce server costs
>mfw i get so into solving the 4chan puzzle i forget i have food in the oven, just like Lollers after one of his funny cigarettesalso >>84359689i had water in my bag
*pits tea bag on head* woooopow am a tetleys ooooo am a tetleys teabag what an experience of life ! "O______o//
>>84360076i think you and i are now the only posters.i gave everyone the instructions above that worked for me, and i tried a bunch of stuff (you can too, dear reader).not our first rodeo tho. we r old skewl.
Sounds weird but in beauty An the beast the lassie thats a tea pot Thats always been my aunty to me for some reason it remidns me of her an thats what we were like in life as well the tea pot lassie +the wee tea cup aye In happier days.. sigh n.n
in fact i now have my suspicions two backends are at play perhaps even on different servers, and if Lollers were here he'd spoof the TCP/IP pathways and probs sell pre-approved cookies.txt files down the pub.>>84360085;_;she was like a nice friendly old lady and that's how you always describe your aunt tbf.
>>84360082*sip* Its a storm.inna tea cup if you ask me x
>By January 2024, The Chosen had reportedly amassed 770 million episode views and 200 million viewers, according to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, making it the most translated show ever, even surpassing Baywatch. For comparison, Netflix's most popular show, Wednesday, has approximately 250 million views, while Stranger Things season four has 140 million viewsWow! UwU//
>>84360082of course you figured it out! you're much smarter than all the other /britfeel/ lads!
I am also here. Here's a tip before you start typing hit the captcha button and then start waffling about whatever you want to say and it's done. Simple.
>>84360094taking this opportunity to remind newf*lks that 4chan has, historically, outright blocked entire countries (before the modern entitled internet where that's against your free speech)and if they were ever going to block a nation on their end...(hope there aren't riots up in Scotland yet i just heard some weeaboos burned down a Cambridge data centre o__o)
Posting this >>84360112 was quite quicker. It was way slower before. I think 4chan is healing lol.
>>84360113Last night I James Bond burgered your sister! LOL!
>>84360112>>84360117oh aye things seem to be smoothing out now xbut a reminder if you get fewer than 4 CAPTCHAs per post and they don't start adding waviness and grain filters over time:YOU are the product.
>>84360113*sip* How many of yous completed Goldeneye 007 an if you didn't complete it which level did you give up on fir me it wis Cradle whrre my goldeneye career ended I tried an tried an tried but it wisnae meant to be x
>>84360113*sip* second question which one is your favourite pierce Brosnan bond film? Fir me? Tomorrow never dies x
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>>84360134Normie opinion but Goldfinger.
*chomps some cheap 'za and prepares to disappoint you*>>84360132i never played the single player game. i only ever played it with a pal and it was his. i didn't rent it and most people very rarely outright BOUGHT games back then (i think people forget this.)>>84360134i have only seen the first two James Bond films. so none of the Brosnan ones
>>84360132I only ever did it on Agent as a kiddo. Me one mate unlocked all of the secret levels and everything. Seemed hard.
>>84360141Thats a good one. From Russia with love a good one. =UwU=
>>84360148Mind when this one came out on the Gamecube and ps2 It had a lot of hype cus it was really good an it was after a couple of not so good ones ! Third person shooter too......would be fun to play this now if i had it. 007 Nightfire on the Gamecube was really fun to me as well though I played 2 player with my cousin and the single player was fun aswell. :3 Honestly Nightfire was quite atmospheric an kino.
>>84360145Hoenstly Brosnan films were good to me it wis my intro to the series I was a kiddy so I didnt have high standards But still He will always be james bond to me Even when hes in Mamma Mia am like oh Its 007 :x
mad i never played Perfect Dark and i barely know anything about it at all. then t'other day Crosslad posted that GameCube one that was like another underrated gem/spiritual sequel/summat.they were just trying everything at one point. someone out there LOVES Splinter Cell. you guys remember Splinter Cell? that is somebody's favourite.i think it's more telling that a lot of 'Nintendo first-party properties' had some ace games made by other companies. e.g. Rare did Star Fox Adventures. two of the best 2D Zeldas were by Capcom (and then, arguably, a third). Retro Studios did Metroid Prime.so when people go, 'my beloved Nintendo! it's a great Japanese company, their Japanese spirit is why they dedicate themselves to such high quality games!' ...no? most of their games are shite lol
This is the Moe police OwOYou are under arrest \\n_n//
>>84360189complete mischaracterisation of nintendo. They've made shit tonnes of good games in-house.F-zero X, Mario Galaxy, Pikmin, Punch Out, Majora's Mask, Yoshi's Island, Super Metroid, Wario Land...
>>84360168my friend (who had GoldenEye) was into them all but as a kid i just found guns boring. swords-and-sorcery stuff, loved all that. guns? you just shoot someone dead, boring. then i watched the Star Wars videos AND OH MY DAYS and then The Phantom Menace came out and we didn't know it was the worst film ever made yet. so he and i just got super into Star Wars and he bought all the games and we moved on to those.i actually only watched Dr. No and From Russia with Love a few years ago and yeah, damn, they're pretty good. i don't want to call them 'camp' (they're not) but they're way more FUN than i expected.i know some later ones do just get ridiculous, but apparently it's only the much newer ones that went grim n gritty? it's actually backwards. if you imagine Sean Connery tied to a chair getting his knackers walloped it's hilarious. he just gets slapped once and there's a trickle of blood, then the villain goes, "Henchman! Enough! We need him."maybe the next ones will be done as anime with a screamo soundtrack.
>>84360224nah. most Nintendo-made Mario or Zelda games are bad. i love the good ones too, don't get me wrong there.>ah but THAT Zelda doesn't count because it's not a MAIN Zelda...yet these same people jump for joy if there's, say, a puzzle game spin-off of Mario and it turns out to be fun.way more misses than hits. way more of the good games in the Mario, Zelda, etc 'franchises' were not developed by Nintendo than those that were.more of a characterisation of the fans, really. THEY'VE BEEN FALLING FOR THIS FOR DECADES NOW aaaaaaa
oh god my s***pt is d-posting even if i intentionally a wordpissing heck o__o
o well. bizzies can put my user-agent on a list if they want i have NOTHING TO HIDE*flushes computer down toilet*
mind you i do actually wonder if it's a geolocation thing now because everyone else seems fine?or maybe this is just /britfeel/ on Tuesday night. i miss when people here were NEETs, ngl.
>>84360247>way more of the good games in the Mario, Zelda, etc 'franchises' were not developed by Nintendo than those that were.n_n I mean this is jist not true lol at all. Links awakening alone mogs oracles/minish cap.
Bit slow this captchaberg still innitDecided to watch this redditslop in the meantimeTruly the most reddit-coded of flicks in recent memory, my God lol. Tons of tranny and racemixing shit in this fucker too
>>84360247You have a very strange contrarian opinion, and I'm not playing along with it. >way more of the good games in the Mario, Zelda, etc 'franchises' were not developed by Nintendo That's pretty much not true. Capcom made the GBC Zelda, which were heavily modeled on Link's Awakening, and that's about it. I don't think any of the "real" Marios have ever not been made by Nintendo. Closest you'll get to that is the RPG spinoffs.
>>84360286ohhh snap we may just have to agree to disagree.>>84360311nah not just being awkward/contrarian, lad. it's more the passage of time and the way people say stuff like "let's give Nintendo extra time, they always give games that Nintendo polish :)"...which totally IGNORES the BAD games. like go through the lists on Wikipedia or somewhere.and if HAL Laboratories does a cool spin-off fighting game, we all celebrate. another win for Nintendo! if Camelot makes another boring Mario Sports game, well...that's what we were expecting, innit.Metroid Prime and Oracle of Ages are floofing GREAT. but how about that Link's Crossbow Training, eh?
>>84360189Star fx adventures wis hated when it came out I remember it. It wisnt really a star fox game. It wis really easy as well, it takes a lot fir me to think that about a game too. Its kinda interesting bc that game I mentioned is Second Sight which wis really good It wis the devs of Timesplitters free radical designs which wis an offshoot of Rare. But at that same time the actual Rare wis on Xbox then coming out wiv some proper sh-te like Perfect Dark Zero, Grabbed by the ghoulies. Rare has never recovered from leaving Nintendo. Was Star fox adventures the last Rare game on nintendo? Probably wis? The graphics were beautiful but the game wis sh-te, i still qUITE LIKED IT, personally but I could still tell its sh-te
>>84360325How about Super Metroid and Link's Awakening? The games that Metroid Prime and Oracle of Ages wouldn't exist without.You don't have to pretend Nintendo never make good games to be aware that other people also make good games. This is a strange angle, and I'm not letting you have it.
You're doing the "George Lucas didn't make Star Wars" bit.
>>84360330but you can play this same game in reverse, laddington. i find Ocarina of Time slow and boring, i do not think it's fun to explore, fight, or solve puzzles in. i don't consider it a masterpiece.>b-but the limitations of the console, a-and...there's a really fun game i LOVE called A Link to the Past.
>>84360341I like Ocarina of Time more than A Link to the Past.Also, both made by Nintendo, so I dunno where you're going with this.
>>84360339>George Lucas didn't make Star Wars*inhales deeply*well ACTUALLY...he did. yeah, filmmaking is collaborative, but it's the most documented film possibly of all time. the original behind-the-scenes stuff looks like it could have been naff, but that's true for any film. of course editing matters. so does the score, so does the dubbing. and damn right have i read all his original drafts.George Lucas created Star Wars. don't worry lid, i'm giving my actual thoughts and I'm interested in yours. we're all frens here <3
>>84360325>ohhh snap we may just have to agree to disagree.But its jist a question of numbers. What zelda games are 3rd party? Oracle of ages/seasons, Minish cap, CDi games lol? So how can it be most good zelda games are 3rd party unless you think those are better than links awakening link to the past breath of the wild majoras mask..,...It is numerically false. The most prolific will be Rare which is def my fav they made some of the best games on nintendo consoles, The N64 wouldnt be the same w/o them At all!...... But that doesnt then mean nintendos games are bad ?......*Also Rare is second party not third. Retro is FIRST as they are wholly owned by Nintendo since 2002 ! So Nintendo itself would have been heavily involved in those games.Its not like actual third party where its developed away somewhere totally different.Super Mario World is sh-te Wind Waker is sh-te? lol Definitely contrarian desu
>>84360348just giving an example of the cause-and-effect reversed, lad. again, i do like Nintendo-developed games when they hit (OoT is a miss for me tbqh).i enjoyed Breath of the Wild, i'm sure others have said this but it's like what Zelda would be if there weren't any Zeldas since the first one. then one day they brought it back, why not.most of the ones in-between are a bit rubbish. and it's insane to me what people excuse. WHY CAN'T I JUMP IN THE 3D ONES? not some Roc's Feather item. LET ME JUMP LIKE MARIO.
Guess we'll all just have to accept waiting 40 seconds for the captchaberg to appear and then anuddah 40 for the postington to go thru, innitLmfaoX
>>84360377widen the scope from Zelda games to just all-games-kind and 7/10 of that last is bad, 2/10 is what the kids call 'mid', and 1 in 10 of those games are really good.search your feelings. you know it to be true.
>>84360378Yeah but likewise as some would make excuses you are applying this OTT scrutiny because they are popular which isnt fair. Ocarina of time is like a all time gaming defining game for millions of people desu Myself included Out of the nostalgia etc. I also find it pretty slow an clunky nowadays but that doesnt change what it was in 1998 ! That is almost 30 years ago so yea its dated ! (The QoL improvements on the 3DS version is nice though :3)
also, that's just the 'main series timeline'. that's not what i was saying.it's as if the implication is>well you have to cut them some slack if it's not a MAINLINE Zelda......why? if a non-main Zelda is good (maybe Hyrule Warriors is ace, who knows) the same slack-cutters will come out of the woodwork to tell you how amazing it is and Zelda has proven itself to transcend even the main series.i love Sonic. and, like all Sonic fans, i accept that >90% of the Sonic games are utter shite. as in, actively bad.it's not some personal attack against you, Zelda/Mario/whatever people. Nintendo just makes mostly bad games, and their big franchise are made up of mostly bad games. that's completely fine.
>>84360386Crap isn't it. It's like they want the website to crash and burn. Hopefully they sort it soon.
>>84360391have to just disagree then, maybe i'm being a bit presumptuous because people go into "it's a feature, not a bug" mode with OoT.strongly recommend the decomps if you want to play them again with QoL features. But ALttP is as fun as it's always been, IMO. you're not just like, running across a field while someone tells you that's brilliant....and i'm a Morrowind-enjoyer ( ._.)
>>84360401Nobody says this stuff though. If you go on the subreddits for mario/zelda whatever where its normie centric theyre critical of the games. On /v/ even more so of course. Nobody would claim every single game in those franchises are Mario Sunshine level or Wind Waker level. Its a bit of a strawman.
>>84360409Yeah but when I was 6 when it came out running in that field was fun we got absorbed in games and didnt check phone when its loading etc. Its almost 30 years old.
okay this MIGHT sound crazy, but Mario 64 was a better Zelda game than Zelda 64.it didn't just tell you where to go, you were open to go basically wherever and then more stuff opened it up. you were like, solving quests. looking for changes. EXPLORING. little hints and then you found the star.i know this sounds insane. but that's what they could have done with 3D Zelda. we all have 2D Zelda overworlds burned into our brains. but moving around them is fun.Mario 64 pulled that off by jove THEY DID IT
Also when you get the horse you dont have to run anymore. You can warp as well after you're adult. The time spent as child Link isnt really that long and there isnt that much running about needed.
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>>84360412fair enough then lad, i see some of the same patterns with Nintendo in general but the attitudes may have shifted without me noticing. no joke, some people called Ocarina of Time the best game ever. like that was a given in the 2000s. it's a masterpiece!>>84360416true but again it's coming off a more interesting world (ALttP) and i think the designers have even agreed in interviews. it spawns monsters at night just to have something. sometimes, you find a hole. the hole leads to a 20 rupee chest. ALttP had like, a whole world.it's pretty telling when the game gives you a horse to move faster and your feeling is, 'oh, thank god.'
>>84360418Mario 64 and OoT are both good games though. They dont cancel each other out. Also People legit said that at the time about OoT though lol older people. But nobody our age in Britain was thinking "this should have been like the 2D overworlds" the game was lit, it was amazing. I actually played it in 1998, on a tiny CRT it was like hypnotising, I didnt even get far enough to being adult Link lol couldnt get past the fish and I loved it.
>>84360431>ALttP had like, a whole world.Yeah so Donkey Kong Country 2 is better than Gex 3D....theyre completely different games with different designs? In OoT the first ever experiment in 3D?! Like there had not been a 3D zelda before that? Then they made one?>it's pretty telling when the game gives you a horse to move faster and your feeling is, 'oh, thank god.'Every game with a horse is like that...
>>84360439just giving two examples of games that created a similar sensation in different ways. and yeah you're deffos right about the kids in Britain back then. but it's like how a lot of people say Wind Waker is this vast open world and it's exciting...but you won't get many people who defend 'secretly tho, you're watching a loading screen'. cool tricks aside, it's like those rooms in Castlevania Symphony of the Night while the CD loads (those wily devils).have you ever seen vidrel? the whole time you were running around in OoT, the sky was just this box following you relative to the camera, creating an optical illusion. honestly that IS a cool trick, ngl.
>>84360449i intentionally DIDN'T warp around ALttP's Hyrule because i liked still playing the game, just charging through dudes with the Pegasus Boots. that EVEN led to finding new stuff.you liked the OoT horse because it made traversal faster. instead of tedium, there was shorter-duration tedium. i completely agree, yeah.
>>84360456Wind Waker felt big at the time tho sort of like the water equivalent of the Lost Woods but in 2003 without Youtube and such it felt exciting I did have a strategy guide that mapped every square on the map. It is legit big but obviously its mostly water just like the real world. >>84360465Right but a link to the past being good doesnt make OoT bad its just different. Did you play it at the time? I feel like people trying to dethrone OoT is like salty because its viewed as superior to another game you think deserves it more. Sorry but OoT is better than Super Scrimbo Blimbo 3 or The Legend of JRPG Slop VIII or whatever hipster choice it just is!
>curse you ocarina of time everyone with real taste knows Blimbo Wars 3D should have been GotY 1998 I hate you ocarina of time...
Love late night britfeel. The normies go away and the real ones come out and play. Wouldn't have it any other way.
>>84360546I am quite defensive of Nintendo still even tho I barely play games now nevermind nintendo games but when I was in school I was the only Nintendo fan when EVERYONE had a ps2 so its an old habit
Albeit along the way I did get a ps2 as well As everyone just did get one but I was a Gamecube owner and Nintendo fan first and foremost Is how I "identified" as you would say in modern words
i said not to make it personal.......but then you just had to go and insult Blimbo Quest.....
When my sister was having a party at her flat one night I was staying over there I guess mam was away so I was staying there all her pals were over an I was on her PC on internet as per an two of her pals a couple was talking to me I was about 12. The guy said he had an xbox (original)I wis like>.......Lol you mean X Brick? LolAn then basically gave the whole run down about why I like the Gamecube an meanwhile I look back and Its kinda cringe as hell but I did just go on like that quite a lot
>>84360401I actually dont agree with that about Sonic and I love Sonic too but the 3D Sonic games have always been good (not all. Obviously. 06 sure). To me its the same as this>The Phantom Menace came out and we didn't know it was the worst film ever made yet. Except with Sonic it was like the day they came out. It was very forced imo. This isnt a retrospective opinion I felt this at the time.Everyone knows Sonic Adventure is epic 1 and 2. Ok theres still 2D at the same time.Sonic Rush. Sonic Advance. Sonic on Nokia N-Gage.......LOL kidding. But side note, Billy Hatcher an the Giant Egg was very fun ! Now heres where I would lose people but I dont know even know why, yeah its buggy but so what,I LOVED Sonic Heroes. So fun. So where does it get so terrible? Shadow? Spin off! Unleashed? No its good. Sooooo we start getting to Colours, Sonic Generations.....so thats a new console gen... I dont get the problem desu. I think zoomers appreciate those games more now. Yeah they werent masterpieces they were messy btu they were fun.
In those days they WANTed to slate every 3D Sonic before it had even came out. It was like a real conspiracy !
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>>84360570Mate the last decent one was Blimbo Gaiden on the Panasonic Q. Its time to move on.
>your face when your arguing about Video games at 3am when your 30+ and no workplace to wake up for>* Looking at reflection in screen *
Still a little pissed at the reddit rock doing its nonstop redditor quips in project hail reddit from the moment the unrealistic vocoder kicked in. Zero suspension of disbelief possible, no way joseLiterally capeshit in space/a sci-slop buddy cop flick pretending to be hard scifiScrew that lol. No wonder redditors eat this slop up innit
