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18-year-old dies when she falls out the window of moving car on the highway. She was hit by several other cars after she fell out.

https://www.firstalert4.com/2026/04/07/18-year-old-dies-after-falling-out-vehicles-window-interstate/
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>>84360898
I am sorry but how the fuck do you fall out of a car window? Were you fucking leaning up against it or what the fuck were you doing?
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>>84360911
Use your imagination a bit. She was probably sticking her entire upper body out of the window, or even sitting on the door with her entire torso outside the vehicle. Driver swerves a bit for some reason (like being distracted by the partying chicks evidently living it up in the moving vehicle) and whoop there ya go.

Not smart, but not really hard to imagine either.
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She looks like a whore so I hope it hurt and was painful
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Thats one fine piece. She should have had sex with me before dying.
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>>84360898
She has great lips and tits.
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>>84360898
Imagine how much of her brain must've been preoccupied with Chad's cock, for her to have so little processing power remaining to consider the ramifications of hanging outside of a moving vehicle, on an interstate highway, in the middle of the night. He must've been hung like a rhinoceros.
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>>84360898
>whore dies
oh no, where will chad find a wet hole to fuck now
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>same spam and samefagging pattern
How long have you been up this time? Which larp are you using today, or are you rapid cycling it?
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>>84360942
What is the distinction between it hurting and it being painful?

(HARD MODE, 2x Bonus: Do not reply "deez nutz", "ligma", or any variation or close analogue thereof)
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>>84361126
sometimes pain feels pleasurable as opposed to ouch me hurty
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>>84361134
(Calculating Score... Calculating...
Final Score: 338 [of possible 1000]

Breakdown:
+ 100 [x2] Partially unsatisfactory answer tied to an arbitrary or ill-defined distinction [ex: one could also describe "hurt" as being pleasurable in certain contexts, while pain is purely unpleasant]
+ 69 [x2] You're looking nice today
)
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>>84361157
stop using my webcam, you're not supposed to know i look nice right now. >:( i was in the middle of masturbating too!
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>>84360898
This is none of my concern
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>>84360898
>hit by several other cars after she fell out
Sorry for laughing its just comically tragic
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>>84361169
(Processing... processing completed.

Understood. I will now only utilize webcam functions for the purposes of distributing illicit blackmail material to the CIA. Thank you!
)
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>>84361242
Death just really wanted some tight 18 year old pussy to smash that night, and was making sure of things.



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