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Why does this funny fact of life make zoom zooms seethe? They just age badly and that's ok.
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funnily enough I'm mistaken for 25 at 35 but this is a generational division thread so u can go suck a mutilated jewish cock op
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The cheek surgery was brutal bro, she jumped from 19 to 59
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>>84362995
Let's see your face OP.
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it's bc zoomers were spawned to fight for the kingdom of Israel meanwhile millennials were spawned to post selfies and do porn
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What a creep. She still picks up her nose. Practically a child.
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>>84363023
>Let us see your face OP.
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nice cherry picked examples you fucking jew.
>T. gen x who sees this gay generational warfare
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>>84363207
what an extremely evil woman
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>>84363246
I just try to remind myself that it's literally the same guy posting the zoomers baiting millenials/millenials baiting zoomers shit.
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>>84363246
>>84363260
Why are 50 year olds coming here and why does millennials bullying zoomers annoy you. I know gen X are the parents of zoomers, does this cause internal anal pains? To see who would've been your kids being so shit tier?
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Im 31yo. When do I get a Jenna gf?
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>>84363207
All he has to do is slavmaxx and no one's gonna fuck with him
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>>84362995
the guy has boyish proportions, kept his hair, didn't get fat and most certanily has a skincare routine. I'm 34 and I only attract zoomettess at first glance, never had a woman in her 30s look at me twice for some reason.
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>>84362995
Zoom Zooms never had bodily autonomy, they had helicopter parents and the panopticon of (((social media))), theyre afraid to even drink alcohol, so their locus of control completely recedes onto the self, Zoomers are all gymbunnies looks maxxers and steroid users, they think they have control over their looks and how they age when thats literally the one thing you dont have control over, its entirely reliant the environment you were forced to live in and your genetics, Billie eilish has looked 37 years old since she was 14 while brody dalle did meth for 15 years and had 2 kids yet looks 15 years younger than she is
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>>84363877
I think they just suck and were born to be stepped on.
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agelennial cope
the same generation who said its gay to take care of your skin and shit on young guys for looksmaxxing are now pretending they totally look good and still have collagen
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>>84363020
It's retarded how young people are rushing to get hollow cheeks when it's supposed to be something you age into once you're old enough.
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>>84364168
Because unlike you we didn't need to looksmax, use steroids and neuter ourselves with anti balding chemicals. We simply look good through raw dogging genetics.
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>>84363207
He could be Hey Arnold for a live action movie.
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>>84362995
I'm an Elf and that is why I look so youthful.
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>>84362995
What do they even talk about? How can they even relate with such an age gap?
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/r/ing that image that's like
>the 37 year old who thinks he still looks 20
>'i get asked for ID all the time!'
etc?

not the photo/video of that one guy, the meme/drawing one.
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>>84362995
why are zoomers aging so poorly bros?
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>>84364634
found it.

...fuck.
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>>84364634
found it actually here :)
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>>84363207
dude spent ages 17 to 37 in jail
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>>84364677
Is that you? You keep trying to live through her.
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>>84363459
fuck that. he needs to go vegeta mode
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>>84365002
Make him go sayan next
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>>84365029
This guy is going to be slaying if he can pull this off
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my eyes are absolutely fucked.

it was an 'urban myth' that TV ruins your eyes back in the day. but go look at some old newspapers (from the 1960s or earlier). people could actually read those?!

now that two generations have grown up with screens, what are the glasses/eye surgery rates?
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>>84364645
holy shit zoomers explain this shit
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>>84364677
This is one of the dumbest webms I've ever seen. It is completely normal to look like that at 32 because of genetics. I don't have any wrinkles either and I'm a year younger than her. I smoke and drink like crazy and lead a super unhealthy lifestyle and barely use sunscreen. I knew a very healthy guy that looked 40 at 25, didn't even use caffeine.
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>>84363039
Nose picking doesn't make her a creep.
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>>84364645
roasties are fucking terrifying wihtou their clown facepaint on. remember when millennial men larped about prefering them without makeup?
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Im just living as well as i can. I might become ugly, but I'll still have a good heart
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>>84366193
Foids shouldn't pick their nose like that in front of people.
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>>84366151
me to, they tell me i look 17 all the time.



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