every time someone publicly condemned pissing while sitting down (as a man) it has always been a basedboy faggot who thinks he's reclaiming his masculinity by doing so.I remember in highschool i defended it infront of 3 people, i mogged all 3 of those retards AND even heightmogged them, only 5'6 by the way, all malnourished deformed human waste.sitting down while pissing can arguably be more masculine, a man resting sat down feels way less weird for me than a man standing with his ass clenched like a monkey holding his cock.thoughts??
>>84369500You're supposed to hold it? I just spray piss everywhere. Not my problem.
>>84369515You're supposed to pinch the end of your foreskin so it fills up with urine like a mini water balloon and then you scream BLAST IT WITH PISS as you release it
>>84369524im cut and im glad i am after reading this shit
I mog you. I'm not sitting down on a toilet seat to piss. Ever. I'll make my ass dirty. I wash my ass after every time I shit. And not just the asshole but also the whole ass because I just sat down on the toilet and it's never fully clean. I can't even imagine sitting on the toilet at work. If I have to I'll shit standing. You are looking for validation because you're a contrarian. I do the invisible chair exercise just to shit. Do you imagine how hard that can be on keto diet? I've had an anal fissure for a year.
>>84369500sitting down in general is bad and gay
>>84369538just to clarify the sitting down is being done at home.also good luck with your bootyhole bruh
>>84369524kek ancient reference
>>84369587whet's the refferance to?
Any other robots dabble in Kenshi?
>>84369924no, I spent all of my creative nergy in minecraftI once made a sky water road to a sky home, because boats are faster than walking and there wasn't sprinting
>>84369500>KenshiEyyyyyyyy
>>84369734blasting it with piss
I piss in every sink I can find then wash my dick afterwards and that should be the standard operating procedure. Urinals are entirely unnecessary when sinks exist.
>>84370300i need more details because I have been shooting shit stains with piss my entire life
>>84369500I pee in he sink, retard.
>>84369500I have foreskin so sometimes whenever I piss it splits for no fucking reason, and or it just ignores where I'm aiming it and lands on the floor next to the toilet leaving a nasty mess I always feel bad about.That is why I like sitting down to piss.>>84369924>>84370294hello my KenshiTards
>>84369500At home i sit. Out in public, i use the sink.
>>84370447This. Little hot water after and no one is the wiser.
>>84371073>>84369924>>84370294Is Beep not the strongest, Boys?
