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>>84370797Good threadGet that nonce battered
>>84370797Morning Sean want another go before I put my teeth back in?
>>84370824Mad how he literally is a nonce.
>>84370838He's a fucking sick bastard. Needs sparking out, no? x
>>84370842Smack him upside the head with his spacker tray, I say.
>>84370846Needs more than that in my opinion. Can't say what because he'll get me banned again aha x
Clotted cum scones
>the wordy birdie was a 'culture vulture'>the prayer bear was a 'dead ted'>the laughing dog was a 'jolly collie'>('LOL-y' has several issues)not accepting 'half giraffe' though. i thought they had to rhyme...?
>>84370948Are you mentally sick in the head?
It Friday innit x
>>84371107still thursday to me lad, not been to bed yet, shall be going to bed soon though
>>84371107Freaky Friday
>>84371107corrr so it is. feel like a regular ol' picrel, i do.(remember: it has to rhyme!)
>>84371217spooder moment
>Gfberg acting moody asf again on the callckin ell
>>84371291no spaffing tonight?
YouTube comments are like>Probably the easiest Wonkey Donkey. >So easy https://vocaroo.com/11sq6I1sgScljust how we all speak, innit.
Gloriously free from any nonces or mongs or seethers. It lush.
>>84370797paedophile edish!!!
Whipping up the oatmeal, middle finger to the old bill
Cold milk on the oatmeal x
>oatmeal>noun> a type of flour made from oatswhy not just have oats?
Morning mongs x if that alri with u
>>84370877>Can't say what because he'll get me banned again aha xYou ban evading little lad?
>>84371703that's him referring TO HelperLad if you're implying implications.thought i spied HHL last thread, skulking around. but it was actually that nice choonpoosting lad who posts the dancing apus.choonlad, i am sorry i ever doubted you.
Fink i ate too muchInnitX
>>84371739wouldn't mind some food myself, tbqh.
>>84371738>that's him referring TO HelperLadAnd how do you know that, seethemong? Obsessed and its not even 7am?
I feel bad for the britcucks lately after seeing all the shit going on over there. At least you won't have to worry about it anymore when you're all sent off to a meaningless war to die and the migrants who were exempted from the draft can take the remaining widows.
>>84371778Fuck off tripfaggot.
>>84371791You got a loicense for that online opinion son? We might have to take you in for thought crime. We'll set up your wife with our finest gangs.
>>84371802Old joke that one, come up with some new ones. Fuck you, Fuck starmer, Fuck the Government.
I cum on cat it hiss at penisWat do
Nonce: Banned & Pass REVOKEDMongs: Fuming about itThe Good Lads: Laughing their bollocks offhttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
another day waking up to do the same old shit again
>a....a..aaanother dddday w..w...waking up to do ttttttt.t....the sssss....s...sss...same old ssssssh...sh...s..shit again
RunescapeLad i've started a HCIM on OSRS, sorry lad. RS3 just wasn't for me. x
Had some explosivearse diarrheashire just now meX
>>84371854why does he look like kier if he was a man instead of a short female dyke
>>84371870That's alright. Enjoy the 10x grind and clanker combat x
You not bothered m8?https://youtu.be/0tgRBFgAtXk?t=19
Love being part time ladsGet to larp as a neet but also make money
>>84371738Apu posting was around before helper decided to use him as his avatar.All is forgiven.Now, time for a choon, a spliff, then it's vidya time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5xCKYMfpEc
Spaffed againPhwaorX
>>84371758if you read the replies every instance of the pr*nouns 'he' and 'him' actually refers back to the antecedent HelperLad, including the post you replied to.>>84371935damn, RuneScape looks like THAT?
>>84372028Great post, really improves the overall quality of britfeel.
Good way to start the day?Why, it's a choon, ya buffoon.Some forren birds are fit, desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g7VclWsiaM
Need me a BPD baddie gf
>>84372094You need structure in your life. A job would be a great start.
This is normie, but I am feeling a change. spiritually speaking. Muh soul is on a journey, and finally it's on the right path.I've experienced Sophia, I know it now, it was a mad night, I took an ecstacy and spent the night with my eyes closed, but in my mind I was bathed in a bright blue light, and felt a female presence, and felt love and warmth, and the best I've ever felt (taken a lot of ecstacy over the years, nothing like this though).I think I'm gnostic. It resonates the most, and makes sense when thinking about the old and new testament. Do people unwittingly worship Samael? A blind god that made a messed up world due to his ego?And, it also makes sense, as I always wondered who/what is the holy spirit? God, son (even though Jesus is god he's also the son) but who is the holy spirit. It's Sophia. Makes sense amarite.I met an Aeon. Da fuk.Changed song as well. Why are we here really? LOVE. Not just romantic (but yes it is a big part), but platonic and family love.Love you buggers, I do. Not even stoned, just loving life, even with the issues it can throw at us.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq8fE3kKIBk
>>84368313 >>84371962qrd on the darts? why are people dressed as traffic cones booing this young man?>BORING BORING LITTLER>Please don't eat us.>darts haori at RTL7what did they mean by this?
Good morning from Widemouth Bay in Cornwall. The woman driving this car is currently breast feeding her young child and I just saw her tits. Today is a good day.
>>84372119Mong "sport" for mongs. Take a look at those fans. All low IQ overweight alcoholics.
>>84372119>why are people dressed as traffic cones booing this young man?QRD: He started playing silly buggers with GVV who happens to be Dutch, last night the premier league was in Amsterdam. https://youtu.be/k50Mcaeg8CoBut it didn't start there, he's been a cunt for a while now and the crowd of deanos are picking up on it.Even Pheeeel (Phil Taylor) wasn't this insufferable.
Just woke up and had a good kek at that seethelad having a melty about people doing drugs last night. >Don't try to help people by suggesting psychedelics even though they help lots of people >You're middle class and that's why you can take psychedelics Odd behaviour
>>84372152poor lad's going to have an aneurysm some day.
Normie again, but deal with it, IMO.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEGnYyKib9EThe lass in this is quite cute.
Just had a beres delivered, french stick, extra crackling, extra stuffing. Not my pic, but for illustration purposes only. Fuck it, it friday.
Just spaffed in the gf CORRNow time to open the laptop and pretend to workIt Friday x
That looks fucking 12x LUSH
>>84372185Forgot me piccy didn't I lol. Pork pie for later.
>>84372152Extra weird thing is that he's obviously done a fair amount of research on the subject being able to namedrop pihkal like that. So guess he's either an actual schizo who got sent down the drain by psychs, or too scared to try them and taking out his frustration on the world. Probably the latter
Well, at least I know I'll be meeting someone for sex later, so that will have to be enough to get me through another day of waging.
Think I was too vocal with muh love for Sophia, a massive wave of sadness and hatred fell upon me.Bugger off, mesays, I'm ascending, get off muh legs YA INT DRAGGING ME DOWN.Normie song again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXIHXQjbtl8
>>84372168Been there a few times when i've been in the area. Proper butty shop.
>>84372168>>84372190Careful lad, what you are doing is technically illegal right now.In the UK you are NOT allowed to advertise things like pastries on television or the internet, before 9pm. That is a crime.I have half a mind to report you to the ASA.
spent a few days in york this week, nice place, will probably go back
Last one (normie again) then it's vidya time methinks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRcRhWErjjo
>>84372229That's alright, i'll tell the ASA where to put their concern when I hear from them.
Israel is threatening America with a nuclear attack on US soil, lmao.TACO.
>>84372152think he has a point about lids dishing out life advice after they've been high on speed for nearly 24 hours. just my opinion thoughever x
I think the most pathetic thing about current day world we live in is pokemon card prices. What is wrong with these spastics? How is buying and reselling pokemon cards a legitimate way of making money? They're fucking pieces of paper with pictures of imaginary animals on them.
>>84372243Kek, what? I thought Trump is the final boss of shabos goy?
>Wikipedia down rnckin ell
Hate the fact I have near BIS in necromancy meaning whenever I want to try a new style out it sucks fucking balls. Fucking jamflex, what is this, a curse or a fucking blessing?
Last day before I have one week off
Green party themselves in their internal memos estimate that their own policies, if implemented, would result in approximately 3.5-5 million immigrants a year.>no checks of any kind on people entering the country>work visas require only minimum wage>no language proficiency>unlimited family chain migration>immediate access to all benefits>able to vote from day one>25,000 cash in hand if UBI enacted>elimination of migrant deportation capability of the home officeAll this while also limiting house building to 150,000 a year. Not that house numbers will be the biggest issue if we're getting roughly 4 million third worlders entering the country each year.If the Greens gain power Britain as a nation will cease to exist.
Ejaculating in a young fit lass
>>84372287>Ejaculating in a young fit lassNobody will tell you this, but they actually love it when you ejaculate in them. Drives them wild.
low key want ruthmong back, cant stand the current batch of posters desu
>>84372249Well yeah there's a certain amount of sense in that but no reason to go into a mad incel rage and start lambasting all mid-30s drug users (such as myself) who haven't been up on speed all day and night. Don't envy the comedown our poor ketlad is going to have with nothing to take the edge off
>>84372294And who makes up the current batch, as you see it?
>>84372292>Nobody will tell you thisBut you just did
>>84372300ketmong, crossmong (with his current god tripe, old crossmong was ok), anybody who posts these dumb cat pictures
>>84372321crossmong was always a biblethumper lad, that's where his name comes from
For me, it's paedophilia apologists. Can't stand them.
>>84372321So in your estimation there are currently three posters in britfeel?
>>84372334Sorry, lad, didn't mean to make you upset :(
>>84372286I doubt they'll be anywhere near power de lid. The worst case scenario is another labour government. It is like a few years back when they had a 'green resurgence' then died off, remember galloway and the workers party? Don't see them anymore.
>>84372331He was funny when he shouted drunkenly at normies and posted incest erotica about his mother
>>84372300Piss off back to /pol/ ya pooftah.
>>84372300Joshy la?
>>84372338Yes plus me
>>84372294You want a nonce back? Next you'll be wanting helpernonce back as well I bet, won't you? Feel Street has a BIG nonce problem.
>>84372349He still does, you just gotta be here in the wtiching hour de lid, best time for britfeel imo
>>84372354there is no proof that ruthlad is a nonce
>>84372346I doubt they'll actually win, but they have massive growing support among young people and they have more or less leeched the ethnic/foreign bloc off Labour at this point. Given how fucked we are as a country with so many foreigners that's a serious concern.
>>84372353Nah, there is at least 5 of us. Might whip out a few gimmicks to liven up the place this Friday morning x
>>84372360But there is proof that ruthlad is dvdlad.
>>84372365new gimmicks? if not pls dont
>>84372360You're right, but you can also use common sense. Remember the other week, that image of Helen Skelton got posted? Underage at the time. Funnily enough that post got deleted and the user presumably banned. We've not heard from ruthmong since then, coincidence? I think not.
>>84372360He has a gimmick to push, and wants to chase off known posters.
>>84372368Nah, old ones, and I use the term gimmick very loosely. I cba making a new gimmick, i'm already running a couple without tripcodes.
you guys are a bunch of wankers
Helen Skelton wasn't underage at the time, I just said that as a joke, forgetting how serious some mongs take things.It was funny, though, made me laff.
>>84372382Why'd the jannie delete it then, lad?Oh yeah, because she was underage :)
Helen Skeleton
>>84372387Skelton's reply?Also think that anon deleted it himself.ARCHIVE LAD ARCHIVE LAD ARCHIVE LAD (seems to work when anons call for mods), delve into the archives and find us the proof, or deboonk, please.
>>84372366>But there is proof that ruthlad is dvdlad.There isn't
are we being raided by raiders?
>>84372396Not linking the post, but you can check the archive yourself. You have 30 mins to delete something, this was deleted after the fact. Also, image removed from the archives, they only do that for illegal content. Stop playing silly buggers.
>>84372398Getting quite fed up of them not sending their best, desu.
>>84372144thanks, feel up to speed now.hope the lad learns some humility. just sportsmanlike innit.
What's for lunch de lats
>>84372397The evidence is mounting up by the minute, just because you refuse to see what's plainly in front of you doesn't mean it isn't there
Long live King Josh, the King of Brit/pol/ and /Britfeel/
>>84372375>SCEAwaa waaa
>>84372410it friday so probably fish
>>84372427are you catholic dee lad
>>84372410Probably some fucking left over pasta or something idk
Greta Thunberg has been named the worlds second most dangerous antisemite
>>84372444I am just pointing out the facts whether you believe them or not. If you want to search out illegal content involving people under the age of 18 well then that is your own choice. I don't and I am sure others don't want to be involved in your perverted games.
>>84372448Proper grim some people in here. They'll never learn.
>>84372286They have a good chance of destroying Labour in urban constituencies with large student and BAME populations but they aren't going to win an overall majority. They'd need to make inroads into Labour's 'red wall' areas and I can't ever see enough people in places like Sunderland and Grimsby voting Green. They've got 2 seats in formerly true blue areas down south now simply because they've built up strong local bases in those areas and they got the anti-Tory protest vote that went Lib Dem elsewhere as a result of that, these people would look at them differently if they thought there was a risk of them getting into power or them becoming kingmakers.David Paulden/Zack Polanski is an absolutely disgusting creature, the more normal people see of him the more they'll hate him. The boob hypnosis thing should do it, I wonder how many Poppys and Hetties considering voting Green actually know about that.
Why would a god care about what animal meat you ingest? Like really what could it possibly have to do with anything? And if he's so against it, why make that animal to begin with?
>>84372448But it's still up, your claim doesn't make sense.She was just annoyed they were shown to the world. Didn't have an issue showing them to the people round the pool. And if she was only 17, what was she playing at? Either she's miffed about us all seeing them, or a wrongun.
>>84372444Fuck up you paedo prick
>>84372463Be quiet you gullible fool.
>>84372455I wouldn't even say it's about him personally, though I do find him repellent. Really all other parties need to do is just read out openly and clearly what Green policies are. Greens survive on vibe politics, with nobody actually knowing what they plan to do in a material, technical sense, just that they don't like the other parties and these guys seem 'nice' or whatever.
>>84372460You asked me to link the post that was being talked about and I did. Play your pervy game elsewhere, nonce.
>>84372031Explaining this to helpermong is basically a lost causeHe's far too monged out
>>84372455>The boob hypnosis thing should do itim sorry, what?
fishy friday
>>84372464what you going to do about it peado? tell mummy?
>>84372468I asked you to link the post that I was confused about. I misremembered, and thought the anon said he'd deleted it. I also thought I'd mentioned about the anon deleting it himself, but didn't.Muh memory is fucked, not my fault. But, sorry for being a plonker.>>84372474Yes, I'll tell your mum about you being a naughty boy when I see her later tonight.
Always find it funny those troll posts on twitter that find a random hot girl aggregator account, look for a picture of a sexy japanese woman in a fluffy bikini and then quote tweet it saying something like "you know she was only 14 when they took this picture, right?".Guaranteed respsonses every time.
Must attempt exercise toil at lunch. Been a little sicky boy and haven't done any movement at all but it's important I go for a run even if it's a shortish one.
>WW3 has started and you've been drafted.>OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!
>>84372482>Yesyou just admitted to being a paedo you fucking grim cunt.
Do you think the staff workers spit in HHL's food?
>>84372489Your mum said you were delusional. Or at least that's what I think she said, she had her mouth full at the time.
>>84372482Ok well then that is fair enough lad. The original image was indeed deleted by a jannie and the image has indeed been removed from the archives. They only do this for certain things. There very well could be another image floating around in the same thread, I am not going to look for it. In that case it should be deleted also. Can't do much about it now though, jannies do as they please. Sorry for coming across rude.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn9enygvezeolook into my eyes look into my eyes dont look around my eyes look into my eyes *snap* you're under, you will now grow big mummy milkers you're titties bill become big wobblers, 3 2 1 you're back in the room
>>84372492Carer Abdul puts his special man milk in the mongs cuppas I reckon.
>>84372494you have the insults of a retarded child. wrongun.
>>84372501a...an..another wwww...w...wuppa ggggg....gg..garn ddddarn the hhhhhatch
>>84372504Bit weird you spend that much time around retarded children. And why are they insulting you? Were ya being a bit NONCEy towards em?
>>84372471He used to be a hypnotherapist and sold a session to woman to try and make her boobs bigger via hypnosis. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn9enygvezeo
>lowercase projector
>>84372514yeah i know this>>84372499 was me
Me? I switch between posting styles so I don't get accused of samefagging.
>>84372515greentextmong
>>84372525Paedolad could do with taking a few notes
>>84372528Oh bb, dun be like that, you still love me YOU WHORE.
>>84372492I bet it is one of those proper phlegmy ones
>>84372492probably not systemically but i reckon one or two disgruntled workers have spit in it at least once or twice
who was the personality from years back that identified as a non active (or something like that) peadophile
>>84372545Either josh from Brit/pol/, or pubes.
ITT: the virgin nonce accuser vs the chad ASA enforcer.critics are already calling it the 'Luke Littler vs Jonny Clayton of /britfeel/'.
>>84372549Alri lowercase seethemong lad
>>84372548Lollers the big puff
knackered af me desu senpai nap on the cards asap
>>84372560Nah he's not a NONCE.
>>84372564>nap on the cards asapIt's the best thing when one feels knackered.
Last time you went on a mental health walk?
>>84372586I'll provide it when you can prove he is. You're the one who keeps claiming this, but has no proof, as proof does not exist.Seems you're jelly that he's a thread favourite.
>>84372487did you not see the sign?move on
Nonces everywhere I go, hiding in the bushes, creeping on the rooftops.Nonceworld. Nonceageddon.
>>84372586Why did you delete the post lad? Attached the wrong file little lad?
>>84372595wouldn't be surprised if you was a nonce
uk and japan are paedophilia hotspots
>>84372598Very strange behavior.
laying down on a roof at flamingo land, hoping the long necked mong can't spot the glare from the scope
>>84372613We know you're looking at kids with that scope, ya wrongun bastid ya.
i wonder what these temptations were
>>84372592There's fuck all scenery in my area so there's no point. Living in Leicestershire is an unbelievably dull experience.
>>84372633Leicestershire is incredibly beautiful what are you on about lad especially this time of year
>>84372298>Don't envy the comedown our poor ketlad is going to have with nothing to take the edge offmistakes were made.but aye, everyone do your own research and all that. just here for the chats and the feels x
>>84372634>istFound the kraut.
red bull is far too expensive for what it is
>>84372650Your poor heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_tNdUMe-3Aanyone else think this one is actually wrong/unfair? they're meant to rhyme.(mention of long-necked animals. not the OTHER thing.)
>He isn't running Debian from a USB with a persistencet.Lollers
>>84372694>t.Lollersim a bit curious about the fantasies about young dead girls, whats going on with that?
>>84372276Where you jetting off to lad?
>>84372717They're called intrusive thoughts, lad. Look it up, you're not too busy to do that are you?
quite a good Wordle today.
>>84372733worrying, thoughts can easily become actions. i hope you're keeping all that in check
>>84372745>thoughts can easily become actions.dunno, sounds like some new age twaddle to me.
>>84372745Why are you worried about the thoughts of someone you have never met and never will, you're a bit dramatic, no?
>>84372754i dont think its dramatic to be conserned with the safety of children.
if you take the first letter of each word in the top line of that Lollers post, and rearrange them, you get 'pain bach'it's because you constantly reposting it is a pain in the bach(side), and you should give it a rest it fur eliset a few weeks.
disgruntled care home staff
>>84372775disgruntled care home staff having to wank off sean and not happy about it but know they can't do shit because they need to work for a living
>>84372766Oh, OK dear.
>>84372754>someone you have never met and never willNever say never x
I did actually meet Sean once. Was in Sunderland for a week about a year ago on unrelated business and decided to hang around the spoons he goes to and there he was lol. Struck up a chat with him for a bit too. He had no clue I knew who he was, I felt like a secret agent ngl.
have any of yous ever just met someone in London? it must happen.
>>84372784>the spoons he goes to didn't he switch it up recently?remember that week where he was in the Barge and Barrel, then some random lad went>look at this Sunderland auditor video!and corrrr you'll never guess which pub the bloke went in.
Linux is the way
mind you i never got why The Cooper Rose was the cooler/young'uns one. the William Jameson was a proper old man pub, way better.
>>84372784No you didn't Bad Larp0/10
>>84372796based woahhahahalad
Off to beddingshires soon me innitX
redben, why do you never update your packages?
>>84372286any proof for this lid?
>>84372874>MG100. The Green Party wants to see a world without bordershttps://migration.greenparty.org.uk/migration-policy/
>>84372897where does it mention the 3.5-5 million figure?
>>84372912a uk without border would allow an infinite number of people in so 5 million was an underestimate
>>84372868Unless something is broken I don't bother.
>>84372808I knew someone would pick up on it. Funny gimmick but not me.
>>84372874Here lad, sorry was lifted from internal documents leaked from the Green party.
If you are reading this and you are fat: lose some weight fatty.
>>84372957If the greens get in I will personally storm no.10. /s
>>84372958I often think that I eat too much and poor quality food, but I am still able to maintain a slim build very easily. I really do shudder to think what sheer quantity of food actually fat people eat every single day. Makes me feel nauseous ngl.
>>84370838There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of those posts.
>>84372966Alri Abdul lad, finished fucking the goat then?
The good lads that are interested in interesting things, rather than rehashing the same fucking arguments every single day, will be pleased to know that I successfully completed my runtoil. Not a very good time mind you but that's to be expected considering I've been sick for the past week or so. 3.15 miles in under 30 minutes is not bad at all and for me the struggle has always been more about just actually doing it over personal bests n that. Anyway, off for a shower, cheer up lads it's not all bad.
>>84372966>nothing wrong with any of those postsyeah... sure...
>>84372961I'll go with you /s
Suck that wagemongs lmao, thanks for paying for my takeaways, my premium porn, my social renting, my council tax, my hot and cold weather supplements, my christmas bonus and everything else xI really really appreciate you putting in the work so I can relax a little. Well somebody's got to relax a little don't they?
>>84372981OK then explain what's wrong with that. I'll wait
>>84372989Oh shit, I posted the wrong image, hold on give me a sec and I'll make another rilepost.
Fuck it, can't find my neet vs wagie pics in my main folder. Ah well, all the same, cheers wagies for the money x
>>84372995 see >>84372981no explanation needed really. that'll be your final (you) from me.
>>84372974>The good lads that are interested in interesting things, rather than rehashing the same fucking arguments every single day, will be pleased to know thatanon, baby, please. i'm proud of you. there's NO NEED to trick lads like this!>Not a very good time >personal bestswhat's your best, and how long have you been running?what happened to running stats lad, with his app?and that other guy, whatshisface, used to carry a digital compass around?
>>84373007You can't help some people lad their brains are fried
>>84373007So you can't. As I thought.Well that's another britfeel theory debunked.
>>84372998easily done. here, i flipped it for you.
>>84373007He's a disgusting parasite. If he isn't shitting up the thread with his 'aNoThEr wUpPa' bollocks he's talking about watching CSAM. Proper weirdo.
Woke up surprisingly well rested didn't I?>>84370635Well I never said I did that, did I? Corrr. Etc.
Lads I am addicted to cum. I can't stop masturbating to German porn where lots of old fat men cum inside a woman.I really want to have some sloppy seconds, but I'm not gay. How can I find a couple who will let me go inside the woman after the man has dropped a load in her, but I don't want the man to be bi or to ever touch me.
>>84373017So you think*checks notes*Watching a video of a 12-13 year old performing an act which I shall not mention on a adult male and then asking others if they have as well is completely normal?hahahaahahahahahahahhaahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahYou could have just said 'Yes I support paedophiles' and it would have been quicker and easier to understand big man.
>>84373032b-but we we were JUST talking. like, half an hour ago?
>dosser>layabout>shirker>idler>workshy>benniemong>doley>parasite>slacker>goldbrick>waster>skiver
>>84373055Can't wait to see how it defends this one
>>84373065Fat bitch with a battered ass hole? Absolutely no thank you!
>>84373057No we weren't. You must have been talking to someone else.
>>84373074>FatNah, Ange is a good example of what curvy actually should mean to people.
>>84373074>battered ass holeAgain, nah, her butthole is lovely.
>>84373080wrong. i no longer experience 'time' as you ampheta-typicals do.i have done the washing up THREE TIMES. even though the first time i did the washing up, that was it done? AAAAAA
brb washing up
>>84373096Oh you mean it doesn't feel long ago. Idk it feels long ago to me. Every time I wake up now it feels like I am thrown into another reality.
>>84373013I used to know my best time but I think Strava desperately wants me to pay for premium and won't show me historic data on the free version. I think maybe I got 5k in about 26 minutes, was just under 8 minutes a mile which I was quite pleased with.
>>84373053I suppose you could ask a brass to not tidy up after the previous client
>>84373013>runningstatsladI think that's me you're referring to? ran a marathon last month in 2h59 and last week ran 17.50 parkrun. hoping to get down closer to the 17 min mark, maybe even under it, in 3-4 weeks. The fitness is there from the marathon, but I only ran 2-3 times between the marathon and the parkrun so the legs weren't too sharp.
Wonder if Shippy will make his way to Epsom.
>>84373100Anything under 30 minutes is a solid time imo.I like my little smart watch for giving me km split times, helps me stay on target mid run.
>>84373100I've never paid for Strava but can still see all my past activities. Just click on your profile icon and you should see "Activities". I think on the browser version you can then filter by distance to find specific runs but on the app you have to scroll.
>>84373089She is grim as fuck lad. You wank over this?
>>84373110I lived in Epsom as a kid, it's hard to put into words just how horrific the state of things is now. When I was a kid it was just a sort of normal town, but now, every single 'normal town' has been turned into this sort of hellscape where foreigners might just randomly gangrape a woman and then you only learn about it weeks or months later when the police release a statement... and they don't release any details of the assailants so you instantly know they're migrants.What the fuck is happening to my country? Literally any town you can just google it plus 'migrant crime/rape' and get stories. It's fucking disgusting. The people who did this to us actually need to be tried, convicted and executed.
>sean ban evading off trip defending his actions sharing THAT video whoahahaha
Kurdish "barber" opened around the corner, going to have to look into companies house to find out more about the people running it, oh aye.
>>84373167You realise he didn't make the video or participate in it? He was mocking it, not masturbating to it.
>>84373180but he shared child abuse material and you're defending it whoahahaha
>>84373116Oh yeah cheers lad, never delved too much since it pisses me off how every time I click on something it's like "give us money"
new Street Fighter film? nothing wrong with the old one IMO.
Big fly flying around giving me grief. Not happy with this state of affairs.
>>84373180He's letting everyone know he's watched it and is asking if anyone else has seen it. He's a paedo projecting his fucked up desires onto others, proper freak behaviour. Needs hanging with the rest of the nonces tbqh. No amnesty for nonces.
>>84373196He didn't. He asked if anyone had seen it and laughed about it.Honestly you are grasping at straws. You know Sean is not a nonce.>>84373210I know that you don't actually believe this.
>>84373173My town? Had a very generic 'kebab, grill and pizza' (like literally that was the name of the place, not even trying to make it seem legit) style takeaway open up, staffed entirely with mystery meat men not bothering to pretend to work. Nobody ever in it. No facebook page, no website. Surprisingly large footprint for a takeaway, especially since they never have customers in.A few weeks ago they posted a flyer on their shutters saying they're closing. Then 're-opened' as 'grill, pizza and kebab'. Same staff, same interior, no website, no facebook, same numerous immigrant men milling around all the time.Like who are we even fucking joking at this point? I hate this shit, I just want a real country.
>>84370797that pathetic tache makes that boy look like a proper wrong un, WHOEVER HE MAY BE.
>>84373213You're on damage control little lad. It isn't anyone else's fault but yours that you let the mask slip and publicly announced you watch CSAM. Sean is indeed a paedophile, he has indeed watched CSAM, and deserves the shit beating out of him for it, like every other paedophile whether they're ITT or otherwise.
>>84373228Personally I think paedophiles should be hanged.
>>84370827Throat GOAT Thora
>>84373228This level of projection usually occurs in paedophiles. Someone should check your hard drives lad
>>84373230Yeah I said that in a previous post, I didn't feel I needed to reiterate that specific fact.>>84373234Your little reverse psychology trick won't work with me lad. I am happy for anyone to check my hard drive, phone, anything, I've got nothing to hide and I shall not be entertaining you further, mongboy. You've been exposed as a paedophile, BIG TIME.Death to all paedophiles.
this projection thing is why there aren't as many pirates nowadays. people are pretty honest that they'd like to give piracy a try if they could.
Would you let your mum check all of your devices though? That's the real question
>>84373217It seems the owner had the same business about 40 minutes away, incorporated in march 2023 with "100GBP" in assets, ran for a year, never filed returns and wound up the business before a year had past. Now, he's set up around here, might send him a letter about running a drug business on "our turf" as a wind up.Funnily enough in relation to what you said, the picture of his old business has mystery meat hanging around.
Toilberg can seriously go fuck them selves if they keep this shit upGot rid of the payroll staff as they "dont know what they are doing" after doing it for 25+ years and all of a sudden these fucking spastics cant figure out a payslip or explain to me clearly why i appear to missing hours as "everyone gets 39 hours a week" my last 2 pays slips have been 43 and 27I have no idea what the fuck is going on, the confusion seems to stem from the fact we got paid bank holidays last year and now we dont (no one was told of course) Them wagies in America burning down warehouses have the right fucking idea tbqfh
>>84373173A few years ago we had an 'international supermarket' down the road which was closed down for selling fake baccy, looked the Iraqi owner up on Companies House and he owned a chain of similar 'businesses' across the Midlands alongside the usual barbers, hand car washes and 'American Candy' shops. Loads of local news articles about his shops being raided and closed down repeatedly over several years including a story about a migrant worker being found in the cellar in a suspected modern slavery case, but he was still allowed to continue operating for years until he was finally jailed for a paltry 3 years last year.
>>84373258It's all so fucking mind-numbing. The people running the country genuinely are incapable of doing so. It's almost a joke to say 'write to your local MP'... okay? And what are they going to do exactly? Maybe the police? Again, what are they going to do? None of them have any interest, inclination or capability to actually stop any of this stuff. It's systemic. We've reached levels of incapacity and corruption-but-legal that even the Soviet Union didn't get to.
>those large, quiet Russian blokes open up 'Kebab, Grill and Burgers'>the other takeaways start disappearing one by one
Anyone else have too much money? Every month I have 800-1000 pounds left over. I keep adding buying investments and gold etc, but I have so much, I just don't know what to do with it all. It's becoming annoying have to manage it.
>>84373348Same lad, I posted here the other day about working as on the sly as a roofer and using my bennies to buy gold. You doing the same?
>>84373308This is an Iraqi as well, what a co-incidence.>>84373319Beggard belief really doesn't it
>>84373348Yes but im too much of a brainlet to invest, got about 20k+
ITS GOLDFINGERANDREW GILDINGhttps://youtu.be/fANfxFlINiQ?t=3
Benniemongs will get their comeuppance. Tick tock
Imagine squeezing the piss out of the cushions in an old peoples home into a glass and drinking it
>>84373348Sadly not, I did when I was single and it was wonderful. Then I got married, had a kid and got a mortgage and now we barely have 100 quid between me and my wife at the end the month. It's fucking rough if you want to start a family as young professionals. But ofc Abdul and Fatima have six inbred kids and don't work and the gubmint just pays for them no questions asked.
>>84373348Just set up a standing order to pay into an index fund. Ask deepseek or something else to come up with a diversified portfolio based on your acceptable risk levels and chuck it in. Also vanguard is great. Beyond that yeah buy physical gold, just make sure you have somewhere secure to keep it.
I just poured a hot cuppa on my crotch. Totally missed my mouth. Bad times, got a scorched willy
>>84373351pay your taxes then reeeeee>tfw i've paid MORE than i owed in tax, because i always forgot to do my assessment before the deadlinethose 100 quid fines add up, you know. i reckon they've entitled me to another 30 years on bennies (at least)
Masturbating to the music video of Ran Out by JT
>>84373089Legitimately looks like a demon
just watched the music video of Ran Out by JT. not something i found attractive, if i'm being honest.
>>84373348>Too much money Kek. You might be the first person to be complaining about having too much money. Just keep investing into what you already have that's profitable. Gold always keeps its value but like others said storing it is an issue, do banks still do deposit boxes still?
>>84373440I remember when I was a kid I had a wank to that destination unknown music video in the early 2000s.
hate special needs
>>843730892013 Angela was made for porn2018 Angela was peak2026 Angela is a grafter
>>84373398No fuck you man
>>84373348I unironically have close to a million
Considering turning into a crab
>>84373074Thick and well-used. Very enthusiastic.
>>84373530What kind of crab?
Dormant business on Companies House actually trading? Smells of tax evasion if you ask me.
>>84373537Hermit, the most resourceful and sexy.
I must feel the walls of a woman's vagina against my penis.
>>84373543Just the walls or ceiling and floor too?
>>84372136First time seeing IRL boobies fren?
>>84372136Why you spying on children? Fucking wrongun.
>>84373546Would the ceiling be the uterus? I guess I would like to feel that on my bell end.I do not believe the vagina has a floor, it's open on the bottom.
Good afternoon my dudes. Happy Friday to the safe dudes.
>>84372136Psycho post
>>84373563I was thinking floor was the bit that separated the vagina from the rectum but you make a valid point.
>>84372136Why are you filming a child?
>>84372136Widemouth Bay lad snuck this in under our noses, that pervy fuckerIf ur still here lad were they good milkers?
Imagine a young mother stopping in what she thinks is privacy not knowing there's a slobbering beast parked behind filming her breastfeeding her baby rubbing his pecker. Imagine that was your cousin or sister. Wrongun.
>>84372184CORRRR LADWill be needing a written description of your gf since asking for photos is against rules cheers x
>>84373602When you say it like that it makes it sound even worse than it actually is ha ha
>>84372190Love a pie me corrr
day 10 no wankington, feel fine really. Have a weird confidence and I dont know why as T resets every 7 days
>>84373615Bet your cocks throbbing for it de lid oh aye
>>84372229Are you ok? Do you need a rest?
>>84373600You like filming children with secret little pics lad taken on your phone without them knowing you find thar sexy?
>>84372251Supply and demand, early stage capitalism etc
The Beast of Bude needs a sparking
>>84373602She is getting her baps out in public and making a scene. Think of the noise, all that slurping and sucking, milk going everywhere. Bet she was moaning too and fingering her twat.She was probably hoping that lad got in the car because she was craving cock.
>>84372370Without posting the image, what was it of? Underage nudity or what?
>>84373619not really weirdly, I also cut out sugar and bread at lunch as well as any sauces so I'm just on wholefoods and I think that in combination has messed with the the spaff levels. Usually before it'd be twice a week and even a wet dream thrown in but I haven't even had that but apparently the body absorbs its own jizz so I dont have to worry about my wollocks exploding.
>>84372387Oh never mind I just read this. Gross.
>>84372445Nice little tits on her ngl
>>84373632Actually from where he was sitting he would only see the back of her head and the child which he was filming you freak cunt. Post it on local social media with this message if you're a big man lad 40 year old shithouse being edgy online lol
Lots of noncing going on in this thread today fuckin ell lads give it a rest will ya?
>>84373641>>84373649Was midway through the reply lad. But yeah, grim as fuck, weird as fuck to be posting, and even weirder the mongs defending it. Hope you're doing well lad.
>>84373629Next edish title sorted then
>>84373632State of this goblin nonce
>>84373632You sound like a rapefugee
>>84373661Poor are Helen. Invasion of privacy. Doing ok thank you fren x
>>84373649>>84373658A 17 year old? A few days away from 18? I am shocked, that's no different than a baby! Sickening!Mind you, as soon as she's 18 she can make rape gangbang anal legal porno, that's fine.
>>84373632Paedocunt hope you die choking on your next cuppa.
Why is the Beast of Bude filming little kiddies?
(England)How might one make a formal report to the authorities of a person admitting to watching CSAM? There is evidence. Thank you in advance.
>>84373666>>84373679Huh? What's the paedo connection here. Or is just everything in this thread noncing automatically.
>>84373675You're a nasty piece of work lad. You need to stop lusting over kids.
Hellington Skellington
>>84373675Creepy old man
>>84373683Wunderland AFC might want to know. Wouldn't want wonces around the stadium. They could pass it on to the safe guarding officer.
Gonna pop up shops in a bit and grab some booze and some foods. Not gonna offer to get you lot anything because you wouldn't appreciate it anyway
>>84373687Shut it nonce. Nonces get sparked.
b...b..but s...sh...she wwwww...www...was 17Fuck up nonce.https://www.cps.gov.uk/prosecution-guidance/indecent-and-prohibited-images-children
>>84373706I'm not a nonce, I don't even know what's going on. Seems like every post about any topic is randomly being accused of noncing without explanation.Nonces should be castrated or hanged
>>84373703Hope you get some good yellow ticket reductions x
Anyone up for a new thread that is certified nonce-free? This horror show can be nonce containment area.
>>84373718SOUNDS NONCEY 2 ME
>>84372136Why are you filming kids.
Stroking my thick black cock to Helen Skelton photos where she is 18+
the strait of hormuz is open again
>>84373733We don't threadsplit on feel street. This argument keeps the thread alive.
>>84372136Beast of Bude needs a good hiding. Might drive by this weekend and find the cunt. Hour or so from Exeter.
Reminder: If you see a clothed child or baby in a non-sexual context and your first thought is paedophilia, you are a paedophile.
>>84373746Fair. As you were x
Creepy beast in a car >>84373754He was filming a child with sexual intent. You can see that in the post though you just get off on it you fucking nonce enabling diddler.
Having a moretti. Why not? It's friday and I'm finished with work. #YOLO
its predicted to rain later, i might go out for a walk in it just for fun
Sparked up a J, AFK'ing some shit on runey, darts on my 2nd monitor. It lush x
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/%E2%80%9CWidemouth%2520Bay%E2%80%9D/Dark blue or dark grey car
>>84373763Where did this happen? Show me the evidence. You sick freak. You see a picture of a car and are told there's a baby in it and your first thought is sex.
>>84373766get in there dee lid. I'm actually in Milan so might have a moretti myself or perhaps an Ichnusa which I'm partial to as well.
>>84373776Nobodys playing youe games sick freak
Sean, Budemong and Turkmong in the firing line today not a good look for feelstreet is it!
i remember when moni was the one getting all the nonce accusations
People having a pretend melty over an adult woman's tits. Gets a bit tiresome doesn't it
So if you see a woman breastfeeding her baby it's alright to just whip out your phone and take a video?>n-no i-its actually fine because she was in a c-car and d-didnt know i was doing itlol
Budebeast getting a fucking good hiding when I catch that noncing CUNT.>brb roundabout painting
>>84373810>Terry from HANG THE COLOURS NONCES OUT RESTORE BRITAINHello Terry from HANG THE COLOURS NONCES OUT RESTORE BRITAIN, how has your day been Terry from HANG THE COLOURS NONCES OUT RESTORE BRITAIN. Thanks Terry from HANG THE COLOURS NONCES OUT RESTORE BRITAIN. All the best.
o..o..one.bb.bb.bbbbottle of..ff.b..b..bblue WKD aa.a..a..and s..sss..some..nn..nobbys n..nnnuts pl..pl..please.
DIRTY CAR WANKING NONCE CUNT WIDEMOUTH BEAST BUDE TUNNEL CUNT FAHKIN SCORE SUM GOALLLLLS
Wish I thought of the nobbys nuts bit. Had a proper laugh to that ha ha.
Pre-post-400 anxiety kicking in lads, please can we slow down posting a bit until we just hit 400 and then immediately start a new thread? Sorry, I know it annoys some of you but it really does make me anxious.
>>84373803No it's definitely not OK to record it but it's not paedophilia. Just an invasion of privacy, an adult woman feeding her child and she doesn't expect or want a pervert staring at her breasts.
>>84373820>CUNT FAHKIN SCORE SUM GOALLLLLS
>>84373800You pretending you don't know it's not about a woman's tits but the baby theyre attached to he was slobbering over. You're an enabler and you're a diddler
>>84373832Explain how filming a child with sexual intent isnt nonce. Go on lad you obviously feel strongly about defending this.
>>84373816IM ALRIGHT PAL CHEERS GLAD ITS FRIDAY LOL DOWN THE PUB FOR A CHEEKY PINT THEN BACK HOME TO PORK THE DORIS AND SLAP HER ABOUT A BIT. CHERRY PICKER HIRED 10 PM FOR SOME LAMP POST FLAGGING THEN BACK OME TO KNOCK THE DORIS ABOUT A BIT AND POST ON FACEBOOK ABOUT WRONG UNS AND FORRINS AND STARMER. HOPE UR WELL.
Lmao Mandelson actually failed his security clearance background check but Starmer personally overrode it and installed him anyway.What a bunch of fucking cunts. How do you know a politician is lying? Their mouth is open...
>>84373837You think a clothed baby in a non-sexual context is paedophilia. You are a sick freak, you need your balls crushing so you won't be a danger to babies any more.
>>84373848Paedo enabler you disgust me.
can the next thread be a barr drinks thread please
>>84373847Looks like he might be gone before the May local elections. Talk about a double fucking for labour.
>>84373831>400Nope>450Maybe>480Yes
>>84373848I think nonces like you and the beast shouldnt film kids full stop. Is that complicated for you? Why are you thinking about what clothes its wearing? Dont fucking film them, why is that hard for you?
>>84373854I think Beast of Bude might have clinched it to be fair.
>>84373854s...shhhh...shshh....shandy bbb...bbbb...bass ee...e..edish pppppppplease
>>84373857I don't film anyone. But a clothed child is not a sexual thing. You are such a disgusting nonce, you really sicken me.When I see a child I have never once thought about sex or paedophilia. What is the matter with you that your mind goes straight to that? For normal people there is nothing sexual about a child.You should turn yourself in, there are places you can get help with these urges you are having when you see kids.
>>84373831no worries lad, i've just been lurking for the past hour and a half. anticipated a few lads with BLES.here's one of those screamer .gifs, just to perk you up a bit x
>>84373865please no, seething is so boring
car park paedos edish
>>84373870Not reading your nonce drivel. Dont film kids. Do you need this simple lesson sparked into you? Theres no discussion needed. Dont film kids. Nobody else finds that hard to understand only you.
Nonce sense shirts at the merch desk
>>84373875Simple fucking as lad. Simple as. These nonces make me fucking sick.
>b-but what if they have c-clothes on and i'm a-actually t-taking pervy v-videos of the m-mother Yeah dont film kids. Don't film kids getting breastfed by their mum so you can wank over it.You from one of those countries where this is a "cultural difference" for you or something?
>>84373870Are you the beast of Bude pal?
>>84373855Not sure honestly, Starmer obviously isn't even pretending to be a popular PM. I reckon as long as he can keep placating the dribbling back benchers with more bennies/vote buying he'll manage to cling on. This really might just be how the country is run until 29.
>>84373870Freak. Get some help.
Fucking hell what happened in that last hour? Back from the shops and it all kicked off ffs
>>84373885Nah I'm just someone taking the bait from these trolls. I know they don't really believe anyone is a nonce here.
futile seething edish
Sparking out nonces edish
>>84373870Gross. Leave.
>>84373896obsessives seething into the void
>>84373899Ok fair oneHad to ask thoughCheers x
>>84373911upset about something lad? it's only been bashing nonces. are you a nonce?
>>84373870Why you doing mental gymnastics for paedos? Oh yea. You are a paedo.
>>84373914>upset about something lad?yes ,its boring and childish
If I met any of you in real life I reckon I could rape you. Not saying I would, but we'd both know I could and that's enough.
>>84373916The only paedos are the ones attracted to children. There's nothing sexual about a child to me.
>>84373911thanks - im off until next thread you nutters
Me? I dont film random children getting breastfed in what their mother thinks is a private place (in a car parked far from other people). So I dont need to think about what if and how its actually okay and fine.Its wrongun behaviour. If you struggle with that you are a wrongun.
>>84373870>there are places you can get help with these urgesWrong. There is no cure for paedophilia. This people didn't ask to be born like that.
>NNN-NN-NNNOOOOOOOO!!!! STOP POSSTING WHAT YIOU WHANT IN M-M-MY TH-TH-THREAD!!!!! BRITFEEL IS MMMMYYYYY SPECIAL P-P-PLACE!!!!!
>>84373920Alright Uncle Frank
>>84373923Why do you film them then, nonce?
>>84373928Spoken like a true paedo. Someone should spark you out before you hurt any kids.
>>84373923Fuck up you paedo beast. Trotting out your stale gimmicks while there's an actual beast filming kids.
>>84373930the mongs are fuming today lad ha ahkekking
Going Widemouth Bay tomorrow 8:30 to find the beast
>>84373930kek innit though?>T-the thread with no subject isn't currently about what *I* personally want it to be aboutHmm, should I maybe post about what I want then? Nah I'll just bitch and cry about it
Electricity use in the UK is actually decreasing. We're back at 2019 levels, despite massive increase in EV use and data centre numbers.Electricity is so expensive that people really are just using less of it. This is actual third world shit.
>>84373945make sure to send updates de lad
>>84372136Dirty bastard perv
A lot of paedo hunters here today. Luckily I'm behind 10 VPNs.
>be me>be on speed>desire classic image macro >find it in PNG format>wrong background colour>remove the background>add alpha transparency>(keeping the pixels intact)>optimise with OptiPNG>forget why i wanted it >post anyway>delete file >repeat process in 1-6 monthscheers, ADHD brain.something about nonces?
>>84373798Defo email them and checkwidemouthbay (at) cornwall (dot) carpark should do it
>>84373951I remember that interview that Nick Clegg gave when people were talking about rising energy prices years and years ago."But even by the government's own estimates those proposed nuclear power stations wouldn't even be online until 2020/2021, so it's just not an answer."Holy fucking christ I want to stab cunts like this.
>>84373950Low T britfeel man acts like posts/posters they don't like being here means they can't still post whatever they want. If you don't like it just ignore it and post something else. Never understood this.
>>84373965thats a lot of effort just for one picture
>>84373945I will m8, thanks for caring
>>84373966He deleted his post, must be THE BEAST
Nonces: Banned, Fuming, Monging outMongs: FumingGood Lads: Buzzing for ithttps://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M
>>84373974ADHD mate, minimal effort
Can't a man ogle some tits any more?They're saying gen Z is the most cucked and feminised generation of men ever
>>84373972Exactly. Most likely never been said no to in their life and think they can have everything their own way. Doesn't work like that unfortunately.
>>84373994have you been diagnosed? on any medication?
Why can't Abdul just leave the poor goats alone. And the kids too.
>>84373974maybe it is lad, but the quality of posts is highly important to this community.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/HR0SW5o_6HdrZ_4CwcMisg/https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/edc4fGRHWyViwoVy_jDODw/https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/ql9pT2lHydeOOrBtzwDgUw/all me, all technically different images? (Lollers, pls explain.)oh yeah, Blad. i would like to hear from Blad on this current matter (Widemouth Bay, not file formats.)
whens the last time you went for a walk in the rain?
Britfeel has been fucking dire today lads. Just mongs shouting and screaming at each other calling one another pedo for 6 hours.
>>84374013Someones upsetkekking
ready for BBC
>>84374013i think they might be autistic what do you think?
>>84374013>b..britfeel has b...been ff...fffucking ddd..dire today lads. j...jjjust mmmmmmmmongs sh..sh...shs..sh...sss..shouting and ss....s.s...s..sc...sc..ssss...screaming at ee...e.each o.o....other calling ooo...o..one another pppppppedo for 6 hours.
>>84374000lizdexamphetamine 100mg
>>84373987Ayyyyyy, yes lad, missed ya!
>>84374024does it work and more importantly, do you get PIP?
>>84374023Needed a good larf nice one pal
>>84374019Me? Goonlimp hypnos, oh aye x. The 2026 mission one is the best latest one imo, the chorus is insanely catchy.
>>84374013Shut it paedo
>>84374019c...c...cbd w..w..will mmmmake mmmmme g..g..get h...h...high
>>84374030Yes and self employed so no. Fucked sleep pattern but dropped a lot of weight cos no appetite
>>84374013>pedoYank mong
>>84374009Not been taking part in any discussion today mate it's not me posting these photos if that's what you're asking.
>>84374013Typical beast of Bude reply methinks x
>>84374044i asked because im thinking of claiming PIP if i ever lose my job but im not sure what to claim for
>this classic fella>every other #F0E0D6/#D6DAF0/transparent PNG version:>leaves the two pixels below the armpits whitejust know when you save reaction images from me, you're saving quality. no PNGs with JPEG artifacts like this ABOMINATION: >>84374023
>>84374009>>84374048I would prove it but they've all been deleted.
>>84373725Cheers lad, it was ok. Got a couple of bits but wasn't a big bonanza as I would have liked. Shop was successful overall though, got a bunch of booze and various things to have a nice curry tonight.
Nonces prowling around car parks at 8am
>>84374036Just gave it a watch lad, oh aye that's a catchy little tune>Take a hit, plap you clit!>It's a goonlimp bender!>Big black cock turned you transgender!
>>84373766For me it's heineken, classy bird that I am
>>84374071Are you a lady with a fanny?
>>84373951If I wasn't firmly middle class I'd charge all my devices at work but it's just not worth the hassle. Same with fucking about going to Aldi or Lidl, I just go to big Tesco or if I need bits in the week (booze or bread usually) I'll go to coop. I have less money left over at the end of each month and sometimes have to dip into my savings, but I don't really care. Figure we'll probably all be dead or society will have changed beyond all recognition by the time I'm able to retire. Might as well get on and do some shit now.
>>84374057You can get that 14 percent smaller with lossless optimising.
Imagine making a new thread and it's worse than the nonce thread and then gets deleted lol. What a pathetic worm
>>84374081your thread got sparked the fuck out
Uh oh stinky. Jannies deleted that other thread because we still have a few more to post here.
The REAL next thread:>>84374117>>84374117>>84374117
>>84373965Corrr wish I had some speed, all downers for me at the moment. Got some funky RC benzo called like ethylflualprazolam. Got a couple pills for a couple quid and they're pretty strong. Got some carisoprodol muscle relaxers, always nice, got some of the little codeines you can get at pharmacies and some zoopizops. Would like an upper but I've only got loads of mdma and ecstasy pills and I did that too recently. Oh heck maybe I'll just buy some speed to have about.
>>84374130>>84374130>>84374130>>84374130bottoms up dee lads
>>84373854Done pal>>84374117
>>84374136too slow>>84374124was first
>>84374010Would have just been last time it was raining when it was my time to walk dogberg, been fairly lucky last few weeks I think but that period in Jan and Feb where it just rained all the time was fucking miserable. Get all dressed up in the plastic outfit and trudge around in sadness.
>>84374136selfless deleteyou should be proud of yersen ladcos I am
>>84374043Kek quite a good one this
>>84374057Have a whole bunch of variations on this guy on my harddrive, splintering into various heads, doing spinny boys and looking back at the computer. All sorts of fun.
>>84374084No I'm a hairy man with a penis, just feeling somewhat whimsical
I did actually shag Sean once. Was in Sunderland for a week about a year ago on unrelated business and decided to hang around the spoons he goes to and there he was lol. Struck up a chat with him for a bit too. He had no clue I knew who he was, I felt like a secret agent ngl.
>>84374459Agent double oh ello sailor.
