I've figured out how you can get a gf anon!all you need to do is get a one wish willow and wish for a gf.it's literally that easy.
>>84378421Are these like wishing on monkey's paws or genies and they grant a twisted version of your wish like "you get a gf but she's a raging bitch who makes your life miserable" or will these not fuck with me like that?
>>84378435>you get a gf but she's like every other woman on planet earthWhat did he mean by this?
>>84378457Why would I wish for the ordinary when I can get the extraordinary?
>>84378421where do i even buy one of these are there other traditional versions of this
>>84378421>*Wishes for the movie to not be yet another shitty generic demon possession movie*
>>84378435according to the lore that i've heard it IS a monkey's paw wish so you have to be very specific to get around that.>>84378474i think they sell em at some stores, i forgot which ones, maybe target, but you can also just get em online.
>>84378862>according to the lore that i've heard it IS a monkey's paw wish so you have to be very specific to get around thatNah, I'm not fucking with that shit. I'm not risking something awful happening because I wasn't autistically specific enough about describing my exact wish. Thanks, but no thanks. I'll stick to something like wishing wells which while more finicky at least won't try to burn you.
>>84378999i get it. i wouldn't use a monkey's paw, id wish for a gf then i'd get one and the next day she'd die or something. understandable.
