has a girl ever flirted with you?
Irl? No, they tried but I protect my virginity with being socially retarded and resentful.
>>84382257so they have? what happened
>>84382238Yeah, then I fucked her!! Oh sweet jesus
>>843822631. girls coming up to me wanting to talk or spend time with me in school2. stranger girls complimenting my hair 3. stranger drunk hoes sitting next to me and trying to talk to me4. fat drunk bitch trying to stop me and show of her body to me which disgusted me and she started yelling "faggot" to my backMaybe also an obvious weird girl coming to me to ask for a cig and a lighter with awkward pauses.
yea but she was kinda drunk and did it an annoying way. she was decent looking but she made me feel weird. you know that thing girls do when they like drag out words to try and sound sexy, she was doing that but there was nothing sexy about it
>>84382238not once>>84382296so basically what I'm hearing is they did, but you turned them down.
>>84382305Yeah, especially when I was young and hated women almost physically instead of just for their evil.
>>84382238yeah, but I couldn't really tell whether they're friendly or flirting. I had women behave like they had a crush on me only to discover they liked me as a token brown side character, and women who didn't even smile at me but confessed they had a crush 10 years later.
i do uber and i have a nice car so yeah. i got flirted with last night but i think she was a tranny, thats strange cuz theyre usually bad at flirting
>>84382238no. at least not that I'm aware of, but I doubt I would notice unless she was very direct about it
im a twink so i only get attention from really young girls
im a twink so i only get attention from really fat and hairy old men
WTF happened to his arm? Did HR damage it to the point of amputation when she called HR on the guy?
>>84382238Why the fuck would that ever happen?
>>84382238Yeah, back in high school. I thought she was interested in me, she even invited me over to her place where we watched some TV together while she rested her head in my lap. The next day I was going to talk to her in front of her friends but as I approached, I overheard her saying that she only spent time with me to get back at her ex.Fucking foids man
>>84382238A russian international student, when I was in college, was at the table with my study group and beside me, and when the conversation turned to the norwood reaper she ran her fingers through my hair and said something like "aww hehe you are pof stretchkay?" (Awful transliteration because I don't speak russian.) I have no idea what this means to this day. It only occurred to me relatively recently that she might have been flirting with me. Her physiognomy was sort of like this but she had brown hair.
i don't even know what that would look like
>>84382238A few different ones in college. I was too autistic to flirt back.
>>84382238My innate aptitude for the pursuit of wizardry was revealed unto me at a young age.
>>843822382. A ghetto trash hoodrat with a crippled arm and an obese latina goth.
>>84382238Yes. It took 31 years before it finally happened. It also confirmed that I was never "missing signals" before that. When it finally happens, you'll know. If you don't know, then it isn't happening.
>>84383178>and an obese latina gothkekI had a disgusting fat latina at In-N-Out sit next to me once at the waiting barstools and when she saw my order she did this accented "Ohh, thas a LOTTA MEAT!" and winked at me
When I was at a state commuter college a woman who was a freshman at the nearby university in the same town messaged me in the middle of the night asking if I wanted to come over to her dorm to hang out one on one. I was too autistic to realize what she meant so I asked to rain check and walk around campus and talk shit about people later. So naturally she decided I was either boring, a fag, or both and nothing happened.
>>84382238Yes, but they realize pretty quick I don't want to talk to them.
>>84382450She wants a ride home.
OP will be sodomised. He will have a cock in his bum.And so will you.
>>84382238Apparently, but I'm maximum oblivious to it and have extremely low self esteem.
>>84382238>Would "nervous game" with ginger scene girl in 9th grade>Place a hand on an innocuous part of the other's body and ask if each other was nervous while progressively moving it towards an erogenous zone>Neither of us obviously said stop because it was just an excuse to molest each other>Also would playfight, she'd blow on my neck and ear, scratch my back, rub my arms and shoulders>Never had sex>Tomboyish redskin mutt with perfect body and personality moves here in 11th grade>She used small talk to break the ice with me, in a few months evolved into us constantly playfighting, sitting in the same chair or each other's laps, fed each other, she'd draw hearts and smiles on me, I'd throw stuff down her cleavage, hung out every chance we'd get>Got cucked and swooped by guy 2 years older than us because I pussyfooted around asking her out never made first moves of my own and became her backup BF for 4 years before she tried monkeybranching to me and I blew that opportunity too by spilling spaghetti while texting each other which made her decide I was too retarded to ever be more than friends, moved on for good and started dating a guy she met at work who she's now married to>Never had sex>Tall ginger water girl on the football team in 12th grade made up a stupid fake-BF scheme as an excuse to flirt with me >Made up pet names for each other, held hands and locked arms in public, constantly teased each other >Never had sex>Chubby teenage Walmart cashier goes out of her way to say hi and talk to me even when she wasn't working, playfully nags me when I don't go through her line, takes interest in my fitness and outwardly compliments my weight loss and muscle gains, gives me easy ins to ask her out. Tells me she was going off to college and we wouldn't see each other for a while but she'd work during breaks, could only muster out a "haha that sucks">Never see her again, never had sexHaha yeah
I don't know anon, help me:>She does my collar in front of my boss>She keeps telling me I should be a receptionist with how well I dress>She always loves seeing me>She always wants to check in with me, either for fitness reasons, job reasons, or just anything in general>She loves my energy>She wanted to bear hug me but went to one arm because "oh shit, professional setting">She keeps proposing we play games together or we go out to the woods as soon as I leave my job>She quietly stares at me for a while even though half the time she says she has to go>She actively chases me down instead of calls me on the phone, even though she's busy>Keeps saying we're friends even though this energy feels weird>Helped act as a reference for an amazing job in the futureI should note, she's a manager.
>>84382366>>84382352Kek I've been having a sad night, this made me chuckle
i really don't know
i've had more gay dudes flirt with me than chicks
>>84382238Literally never. Nope. Never happened.But I haven't flirted either.
>>84382325They generally tend to be more aggressive with their flirting than anyone else. I think since a lot of them know the odds are absolutely stacked against them they just have to take every shot they can and hope someone is worn down enough to not care.
>>84382238no but one stacy asked a friend to ask my cousin for my instagram
>>84382238Yeah but I realized it about a year later. It was too late. Typical. Expecting me to process social cues intuitively.
>>84382238Never had girls my age flirt with me. But I work in schools and have had multiple girls flirt with me. I've worked in schools for the past 6 years, and kind of disturbingly, initially it was just one or two high school girls who would do it but more recently it's been more, and much younger ones. Makes me wonder what the fuck these kids are getting from social media or whatever. Also I have no idea what the hell they see in me, like, women my age fucking despise me and it's not like I'm doing anything to try to be cool and appealing to them (I'm completely incapable of being cool) or actively trying to groom them (I have poor social skills and zero subtlety or guile)
This just gonna be a circlejerk with dead thread bumping retards that go "DURHURH AH DUN DONNO BOUT DEM DAR FEEMAIL CREETERS FLARTIN WITH ME!"? For maybe a couple updoots?I was perfectly fine letting this thread just die.
>>84383156why? its fun to flirt back
>>84382296Fat women are mean af.
>>84385029no idea theyre invisible to me
>>84382238>has a girl ever flirted with you?Only once, and mockingly
>>84385458what did she make fun of
>>84382238Too autistic to notice usually, one time the gf of my mate was in love with me but bro code and all that so I didnt pursue
No I'm not Chad Thundercock
>>84382238of coursebut they were never my type
>>84382238yeah but i'm failed normie so it triggered me and i rejected
When I was a teenager I had such a severe case of "gifted child syndrome" that girls thought I was really confident and competent. Pair that up with me basically being the de-facto leader of the nerdy guys, and I actually recieved a fair bit of attention. We had this fad of girls grabbing guy's butts in the hallways. I was a victim of that way too many times.I had this way out of my league gymnastics girl initiate physical contact with me anytime there was plausible deniability for her doing it on purpose when we were seated next to each other. She would initiate footsies, move her chair so close our thighs were touching, wrap her ankle around mine, etc. I remember having to sit hunched over at least like once a week to hide my erection from her and the rest of the class because she pushed my buttons so well. The same girl also pushed her tits into my back while standing on her tiptoes to "look over my back" once when we were all huddled around some sort of commotion. I still remember exactly how soft her body felt at that moment. Obviously I was too much of a pussy to ever make a move, and now I regret it immensely.
>>84383140This is one of the few times I've seen AI be helpful. ---"Oy, u tebya zalysinki?"("Oh, you've got a little receding hairline?")"Pushistenkiy"("Fluffy / soft-haired" in a cute way)"Pushechka" or "Pusistik"(cutesy, affectionate "fluffy" nicknames)The touching was probably flirting btw, not the words themselves.
>>84387696Maybe but none of those sound like what she said
>>84387619Yup, that sure is the plot of an anime you watched.
>>84387761It's completely true. I didn't even embellish anything, even though I easily could
>>84387619lucky you, i was just a clown
>>84382238Obviously not?If you've had girls flirt with you you really should not be here. Please fuck off normaloid
>>84382238yes. I usually don't hit on women unless they do
>>84382238used to happen from time to time when I was a teenager, very similar experience to this >>84387619 followed by 0 attention from women in the next yearsofc I either didn't do anything about it out of shyness or went for it and immediately gave them the ick by being clumsy and autisticfast forward to 25 I just got hit on by a fat nonwhite single mom because my grandparents told her I have a well paying job (used to be the case 6 months ago, I don't have a job at the moment)meanwhile my looksmatch crush who friendzoned me is banging this 35yo nepo millionaire chad who wants to marry her because she has a personality and is not as ran through as the other 200 options he found after 5 minutes on tinder
Let the thread fucking die, dumbass, it's not worth replying into anymore.
>>84382238Yeah, before things got weird, before 2000.Nowadays I'm too quiet and hostile looking to warrant direct contact like that anymore.
>>84382238>has a girl ever flirted with you?Yes, but just once, when I still was a middleschooler
