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I am doomed to be fat forever. It is impossible for me to lose weight.
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Hop on reta retard
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>>84384655
I am doomed to be a twink forever. It is impossible for me to gain weight.
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>>84384655
get on a glp-1
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>>84384655
>>84384737
I am doomed to be handsome forever.
Pussy encroaches upon me on every corner, not giving me a minute to breathe.

Even putting the phone on Do Not Disturb doesn't help. Bitches throw pebbles at my window to wake me up.
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>>84384655
Here buddy I'll give you a free tip:

Next time you see a twinkie? DON'T grab it with your ham fist and stuff it between your fat fucking blubbery niggerlips.

Keep doing this and you will swiftly start losing weight.

You're welcome!
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>>84384655
I feel you anon. normies will judge and never understand. we have an addiction for us, losing weight is like telling an alcoholic to just drink a few beers during the day but DONT get drunk. at best he can manage for a little while maybe a few days but at some point, he is going to get shitfaced. I want to try GLP1s but the shit is too fucking expensive and my insurance wont cover it.
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You are fat because of how much you've been taking cock between the cheeks. The semen has been entering your belly through the rectum and making you obese. Your tummy is filled with men's cummy! You little catamite bitch boy.
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>>84384655
Eat less. Move more. Embrace stimulants.
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>>84384655
Literally all you have to do is eat less, you don't even need to exercise.
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please stop coming to our house



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