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Is my boomer neighbor trying to compete with me over our yards? I can't tell if I'm crazy or it's just him making small talk.
We're both outdoors a lot so sometimes we will chat, but here are some various comments he's made:
>Must be a busy man, grass is starting to look a little tall.
>Your lawn is getting some brown spots (then goes on a long spiel about why his yard doesn't have them.)
>I see you haven't gotten around to edging your sidewalks, you just not got the tools or does it not bother you? That'd drive me nuts.
These are just a few of the comments. Also if I mow or do yardwork early in the day once, then the next he will do it just a little earlier than me and wave. It could just be a coincidence, and I'm just an autist.
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a lot of boomers are obsessed with their yards looking good. he isn't trying to compete i think he's saying you're trash for not having some "perfect" boomer yard (which is actually ass btw and a pointless waste of time)
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>>84385491
My neighbor is a boomer and he has an entire squadron of mexicans on rotation doing his lawn pretty much everyday. Like, several different businesses and a few independent guys. His wife is thai though so I think having the lawn perfect is an even bigger deal for her.
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>>84385498
>i think he's saying you're trash for not having some "perfect" boomer yard (which is actually ass btw and a pointless waste of time)
I don't even think my yard looks that bad. I keep it maintained, I mow it regularly and keep everything trimmed. I just don't seed it, or water it, or do any other fancy treatments or stuff. And sometimes I'll mow a day or two late when I'm busy with stuff.
It just feels like every time I talk to him it's a dick measuring contest over something so dumb.
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>>84385529
>I just don't seed it, or water it, or do any other fancy treatments or stuff.

This is what hes getting at OP

aerification, scarifying, sand, seed , fertiliser etc will all improve lawns

Im a golf couse wagie so i have do deal with this type of shit all the time , yes the old boomer cunts are obsessed with lawn care (even when they know fuck all)
They love to to talk the same way your neighbour is talking only about comparing their 5ft of garden to 120 acres and suggesting we "just mow the grass" because his garden was dry so that means we can get all the heavy machines out
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>>84385510
Are thai people big on lawns?
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>>84385633
It's really more about creating the appearance that you have the perfect home and the perfect life.
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it means hes got literally nothing to do so hes gotta pass the time worrying about shit nobody cares about
i dont understand boomers
>work
>"finally i can retire"
>spends retirement making up work to do
stupid
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>>84385491
Is there any reason american boomers are obsessed with having a 2 cm lawn everywhere instead of multiple different fruiting and flowering plants plus a small lawn here and there?
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>rip out lawn
>replace with purple clover
>lawn never gets long enough to have to cut
>barely water
>never feed
>attracts bees and boosts your local biodiversity
>sit back laugh about purple lawn
Seethe boomer you lose
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>>84385771
>>84385809
Having a nicely mowed lawn keeps pests away and makes the neighborhood look tidy instead of rundown, stop trying to be le special snowflake and just put down regular grass and mow it
No one wants to see your yard full of weeds and overgrown random plants in the middle of a suburb.
Show some neighborly respect.
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>>84385834
It's his lawn, if they don't like it they should obscure their vision of it by building a fence or hedges or something. Fucking lawn fascists
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>>84385491
Jfl faggot is trying to lawn mog you

Sounds annoying as fuck



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