Snarf catberg RIP edishOld threadington: >>84385589
The sad news of Snarf catberg's passing:>>84386919
mongboy marmitemong edish
Stoned to fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0KHJZ-t95o
Snarf rotting in hell with Ziggeh, Wee Bobbin, all those stick insects, a pigeon and Swanny's dog.
>>8438874930/31 years old, on state benefits, dependant on state benefits, no other income, no job prospects, no life skills, talks to himself pretending he has 'mates' on an obscure Japanese image board, no friends in real life, only kev, day release to the cinema, day release to the footy...
Going to the all night petrol station to get chocolate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfAAoV_UUQY
Ha ha ha mongboy getting absolutely rinsed tonight
Hope everyone is having a lovely Saturday. Think I'll have a cheeky drink
>"are pedophile rights next?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsz5dftgnQk
>>84388804How many hours have you been on 4chan today?
>>84388857It's all scripted, it's really quite efficient
>>84388789blessed edition
Haven't had a drink in close to 2 years. Not a drop. Had to give it up because I'm a terrible drunk and have no restraint. If I buy a bottle of whiskey, I have to drink it all in one sitting, for example. Drank for around 11 years before I called it quits. Got a sweetie addiction now
sean getting absolutely battered in britfeel and he can't even report or respond oh and he's reading every comment as wellwhoahahahahahaha
>I am an 18 year old Nationalist activist from Great Britain. My main goal is to unite our people and spread the message of truth. I'll blog about my personal life on occasions and sometimes about random things in general. I do hope you enjoy what I post and tell me when I'm being stupid or doing a good job at this whole thing. I am a strong opponent of Liberalism, Communism and Islam. I'm also completely independent, I'm not a member of any political group/party, just to clear that up. I do support certain political groups, I'm a big fan of the Greek Golden Dawn and the British National Party in my home country. I'm quite the traditionalist too, I don't agree with feminism, homosexuality or transgender rights. It all makes me feel very uneasy and the fact these things are being preached in school horrifies me. Anyway, hopefully you'll stick around and read what I have to say. Thanks for reading.https://web.archive.org/web/20130427042434/http://www.revolutionandprogress.com/
tourist doesnt know my gimmicks banned and his IP will now be on the ban evasion radarand no I dont carewhohahahahahahaha
>newbie thinks he's found new thingsn'aaawh.
Play a song for us lad x
You will never be half the man Sean Allan is x
>>84388912>I'm also completely independentDependant on state bennies ha
>>84388941yeah, thank fuck. waste of skin and oxygen.
>>84388941>>84388828>30/31 years old, on state benefits, dependant on state benefits, no other income, no job prospects, no life skills, talks to himself pretending he has 'mates' on an obscure Japanese image board, no friends in real life, only kev, day release to the cinema, day release to the footy...And thank God for that!
>>84388935Evening, Sean.
trip on nappylad or are you scared?
>>84388940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTJtfytoYy4
>>84388940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0
does not drinking make you better than everyone else?
>>84388979I'd enjoy it if it didn't taste like carbonated piss.
>>84388940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5AxTZ0XK1Q
>>84388940https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D8coBu6SlE
JCB Song for nostalgiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGkseGFQLh4
>>84388979Yeah, pretty much. It's a mug's game, like betting.
>>84388912>revolution and progress: a site for nationalist news and opinion with a no nonsense approach to the most sensitive issues we face whoahahahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFvvLuomw0Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmsbP13xu6k
q..quick fffff...fflood ttt...the t.t..thread i...i..ive bbbeen d...d..done
WE ARE ALL SNARF THIS EVENINGRIP SNARFhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t5gGm3NWU4
might watch a film.
mongboy on a samefag ting tonight the crybaby
might not watch a film after careful consideration
>>84389030>white supremacyThe prosecution rests
>>84389030Ugliest mug to set foot on feel street and the most unlikable
respect Brian's opinion more than Craig's, 2bh.
>>84389021>>84389032wish I could decide on a film in 91 seconds fahhkkin ellfire
>>84389030When isn't he.
Tripcode reveal:>Beast Of Bude#nonceGimmick retired. All further posts Beast Of Bude should be considered kompromat.
>>84389068>Gimmick retiredYou've gone into hiding beast. You'll be back.
I love Sean Allen
Sean Allan is my favourite poster here on britfeel, he's my knight in shining armour and a person to look up to in life.
>Sixpence None the Richer - Kiss Me (Official Video)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hII0JXUJNDo
Sean Allan won and it's not even close x
>>84389120How can a person win if they got banned (losing)?
anyone want to lend me 3 grand so i can buy this guitar? x
>white supremacy>drinking culture
after some deliberation, i might watch Desperately Seeking Susan (1985). then again, i might not.
>>84389134Hold on mate I will, let me check my pockets
>>84389134Get it on finance mate. All the brand new cars you see on the road all the time in this economy? All on finance
actually fuck everything i'm rewatching Eragon.did you lads know Christopher Paolini was only 14 when he wrote the first book? that's all there is to that story!
>>84389120>banned>depends on benefits>northernExplain yourself, please.
actually no I changed my mind again
>>84389134Get a Les Paul clone, lad.
>>84389200never liked les pauls
>Paul Potts sings Nessun Dormahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k08yxu57NA
> I had a few high profile debates and battles with a lad I knew growing up, Sean Allan, who was known as MarmiteMan4. He became rather infamous a few years beforehand when he appeared in a Sun article which named him as the Young Face of the BNP in late 2009, I believe. I generally got along with Sean before we engaged on YouTube, but after that, he became very nasty and vindicative away from the internet as well as on it, using his massive nationalist subscriber base (numbering a good few thousand) to attack me, threaten me with groups such as C18 and RedWatch, and even threaten to send subscribers to my house. None of that should be taken seriously or as an indication of the Sean Allan of 2016. I would like to think that we have both grown up since those days. Usually, our responses to one another would be 95% insult, 5% content.Nonce: bannedBeast of Bude: retired.Good Lads: reminded of Sean Allan and his being the young face of the BNP in 2009Mongs: livid, in denial, mongmaxxxing
>Sean Allan being the young face of the BNP in 2009Based
Washed up racist reliant on bennies at 30. The absolute state of affairs there is beyond comedic.
>>84389218sounds like he was just getting by on sex appeal, rather than talent. the Hayley Williams of the far right.
>>84389134Looks like a Ibanez iceman you can get one for less than 600.
If you think about it, everything with a long neck is awesome. Giraffes, swans, geese, need I go on?
Go on there lad play us a song x
Anyone got that rare copy of the sun from 2009
Getting a stiffy over asmr girls
>giraffesimagine if there was a half giraffe, which rhymes, you could use it on the Wonkey Donkey segment of SMTV Live, where the animal has to rhyme, which makes 'half giraffe' a 100% perfect fit.
Getting a stiffy over Sean Allan
helpermongs getting stiffys looking at the bin bag wearing chief of the mongboys
>>84389335>young face of the BNP
>what's he wearing? a Sunderland strip? ohh i see, a Mackem, it's a helpER bEAR!
no point in even having language.
>>84389335Could not imagine anything worse than being this whopper desu
>>84389335Why has he gone out of his way in what looks like an empty seating area to get those women in frame?
>>84389360>post a sparta rotterdam bearhelper wins again
>>84389438>sparta bearcorrrr mind if we use that one, lad?
Same lad, I start to swell just thinking about him
running out of 7up Zero ;_;
Any Sean Allan followers in?
>>84389324m..mmm..mummy s...say i...i..im ccccc...c...cool l..l..like t...the o..other bbbboys
you cannot replace three days' worth of food + sleep with a few grams of speedyou will just become irritable and use up the last of the oats
>>84389503Oh yes. Absolutely. I'm one of his biggest supporters.
if someone put a gun to your head right now, and said "tell me what a 'pulpit' is", could you honestly do it?
>>84389503welper loyalists run /britfeel/ at night
>>84389585It's something to do with a church right
>>84389585you need to come down from yours
>>84389591i thought it was a geographical term, like a knoll. we are so dead.
Anyone else here sexually attracted to Sean Allen?
>>84389589aye that is why the thread is dead
got some rice on the soak.nothing wrong with soaking off some rice. it's 2025.
>>84389585It's a stand that the priest stands at during the church service. It is commonly made from wood and the bible or notes that the priest has prepared for the sermon is placed on.
>>84389618Oh yes. Absolutely.
battyboys fingering their bumholes
Phwoar gotten up meA nu week hath dawnedX
me? watching Eragon.forgot it was Rachel Weisz doing the dragon, kinell. they can't all be Paddington-level winners, but this reminds me of that Joaquin Phoenix flick where they re-dubbed the robot to be Scarlett Johansson. takes you right out of it innit
>>84389736What do you like about him most?
>>84389787his chode
>>84389799I always assumed Sean would have a very long narrow penis
>>84389803Do you spend a lot of time thinking about the penises of other men?
that's the rice fully soaked off.just got my meat out but it's still frigid, any ideas?
>>84389832>just got my meat out but it's still frigid, any ideas?running under a warm tap for a bit lid
>>84389847shit that's not a bad shout tbqh.i ate some to see if it was defrosted at all, and it's still rock hard in the middle. just going to whack it in the air fryer.(cooked frozen chicken btw, not like raw chicken breasts i forgot to defrost)
>>84389884oh lol i thought it was frozen raw meat that's why I said the tap. what is it you are cooking up? im baked as fuck at the minute so i apologise in advance
>>84389812Me? No. Do you?
>>84389847I always just think about fannies and it gets the blood flowing. Never heard of running it under a tap. Maybe that would work in winter if you were really cold.
just had the chicken + rice + frozen (then boiled) veggiesi added in some Encona hot sauce and the bottle lid just SHATTERED, dunno if it was like that in the shop or it broke while i was opening it'probably nothing, no sense getting all germophobic, it'll be full of vinegar anyway'nah. something about this tastes really off. but it's all mixed together so WHICH part tastes off? aaaaaa
>>84390044sounds like you've had a nightmare
What is it with humans and their cats? Sick of it
>>84390049it's truly the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone, lad ;_;oh well. think i'll make myself a nice hot choccy, get this taste out my gob.
Effing freezing tonight and we're more than half way through April now.
spazzy little mongo spastic lmfao
>>84390044Encona hot sauce is basically the worst you can buy. It tastes like battery acid and isn't even very hot. You should buy something better.
>>84390094It's going to be a cracker in a week and a half
>>84390103Paedoboy
>>84390103I really like this image of Sean. I'm being serious.
>>84390115You gay mongboy ha ha
>>84390103m..mu..mummy ssssays i..i..iiii....i lllook cccc..ccool
>>84390058ohhhh, confused me, this. i thought this was implying the message was either to or from a cat. either sci-fi tech, or just an overly-cutesy corpo gimmick (like 'e-cards').it's fine if it's just a daft picture, lad. cats are cute. you WOULD send your wife pictures of the family cat if SHE was stationed on the Moon, right...?
>>84390094It's 3 degrees Celsius, not freezing. Next time check your facts.I'm warm in my room thanks to my graphics card.
>>84390145lol the idea the cat is sending a birthday message to her love is funny.But this is a wife sending a birthday message to her husband and for some reason involving her cat.If it was me I would just say "happy birthday, the cat is still alive unfortunately, I'll tell you when it's dead so you can come back from the moon"
>welcome to my bankFucking hate this gay irish twat
https://youtu.be/HS5RsQV9g0w
>>84390106misspoke, it's their peri peri one. it's actually not bad tbqh, and 1 quid a bottle. important to me when i'm using 1/3 to 1/2 per meal (whether that's a stir fry like this, or actually marinading/grilling some chicken).just can't justify the cost with the Nando's ones. for something like a stir fry, the sauce would cost more than the meat.
>>84390186almost uncanny
>>84390197Did I hear it correctly, you are using half a bottle per meal?Have you considered making your own? Regardless of where you live in the UK (unless far north of Scotland or a house with no west/south facing windows) you can grow very hot chillies on your windowsill. I'm doing it right now, can share pictures tomorrow since it's currently night time.
>What is it with humansDemon mask slip
>>84390268Keep thinking you are better than me. You are not.
Got quite the neb on her. Thank goodness for the big glasses despite having normal vision.
MAKE SAUCE CHEAP AGAIN!>>84390233>Did I hear it correctly, you are using half a bottle per meal?basically, yeah. it's only a little 165ml thing (shrunk over time). but even those big Nando's ones are over 4 quid a bottle, which is pretty fuckin ridiculous for something that's mostly water and vinegar.>Have you considered making your own? i used to! i'd blitz up bird eye chillies, red wine vinegar, lemon juice, spices. 4x lush for marinading chicken, but you didn't get much actual SAUCE out of it. simmer down what's left and you'd have a couple of teaspoons at most.again, these bottles are probably just water thickened up with xantham gum or whatever they use. and then they keep for a good while. all table sauces should be about 50p for a 500ml bottle, that's what i reckon.
>84390294Demon detected post rejected
>>84390306I am not a demon, I'm a regular person like you. I could be your friend, per se
Really like seeing unshaved armpits on asmr lasses. A rare thing to see despite all this feminism stuff.
>>84390315Turkroaches are very hairy and reproduce using strong smells. You might find love among your own kind if you look for it.
Blew my mind>DVDlad is Irish>Ruthmong thinks the UK has provinces>Turkey has provinces >however>Ireland also has provinces When this clicked
you know what, i have let my pride get the better of me. next time i go shopping, i am taking the Crucials pill.
>>84390326I'm your typical white British and am mostly into British lasses.
Hate tattoos on women so much. I honestly believe most men would agree with me.
Playing with her dollies still at 24.
>>84390350It's very firmly established that you are Turkish. I understand why you list after prime British totty, it's the best on Earth, but can you just be honest about it?To be completely honest, our sweet innocent English roses (practically elves) don't want a hairy Turkish beast (orc) breathing over them, it's terrifying.
Wonder why she works in marketing for dying children.
>>84390414Nah lad I'm definitely British. It's just a nasty little gimmick that stuck. I'm not even that hairy. Just a few stray chest hairs.
Her lanky British bf definitely earns more. Looks like he got his cushy career through nepotism. He's definitely from a jewish family I reckon.
>>84390437Yet you've never posted your hairy brown hand. Curious. Or just a random picture of Britain outside.
>fully grown woman>has teddies and plush toysyou could say this is visible in old films and photographs, going back as long as we've had photography.you could even argue that i'm jealous, because i'm a grown man who might like a teddy bear if it didn't feel creepy as fuck.you could say these things. but pls don't
>>84390469I don't really go out. Unfortunately I legally have to sometimes but I don't enjoy it.
>>84390478Yeah lad and women make you sell all your video games and hide your computer in a cupboard if you manage to get a home together. They don't like men being childish like them. I remember seeing the neighbour having to put all his old vidya in one of his cars and eventually I guess he sold them.
>>84390484You could easily post a picture of your hand and/or arm inside your own house.Plus, the whole "I never leave the house" excuse is really lame. You could leave your house and go a few metres in the dark to a British storm drain and take a picture.And we all know you do leave the house. In Turkey. The difficulty you have is that everything around your house is obviously Turkish. Wrong climate, wrong architecture, wrong infrastructure.
>never been to the pub >never been to a nightclub>never been to a spa>never travelled abroad>never kissed>never had sex>never had relationship >never learnt to drive>never been away from parents as an adult>never stayed in hotel on my own>never been to a festival >never worked more than 1 deadend job >been giga unemployed for most of my adult lifeyeah I'm thinking how unlucky I am in life. After a while you realise there's no chance of improving it beyond a certain point (just having a dead end job and being alone still).
>>84390531What?After all that stuff you listed your takeaway is you have bad luck?It's not your luck preventing you from going to a pub or concert. It's your lack of balls
It's a huge ick to women getting a deadend job in your 30s and living with your parents with no car. There's no point working.
>>84390505I don't have a camera or phone. Xbox didn't come with a kinect either.>>84390541I'm not doing that on my own. That's fucking sad.
>>84390531Surely you could have done some of those? I'm severely autistic and I did some of them. There are people on The Undateables who led a better life than you because they simply tried.
>>84390576Trying would get me nowhere in my 30s. As if I want some old hag about to lose her last eggs anyway.
Why even work when you are denied sex? I see no fucking point. I don't want to work to never experience sex. Fuck would I work for...
>>84390547Go to bed mick.
cor was a cracking film, that.shame we'll never get the sequels where Eric Ragon joins forces with Peggysus and Mikeotaur.
Goodnight Sean thinking about you at 5am x
>>84389218corr didn't realize are helperlad was this famousif he'd just kept up his youtube channel for a couple more years he could have been a big name in that whole gamergate/trump era
18 and already commanding a legion of thousandsa modern day Alexander
Today is his birthday.Say something nice about him de lids
3 teaspoons of sugar on me porridge. Lush
>>84391275Thank you weed man
>>84391275>Say something nice about himHe was nice to his mum, he killed millions of other people's mothers but you didn't ask about that
Fuck the bizies
Bird so fit i just had to beat me meat
>>84391610Why didn't she beat your meat?
Wee nap now for me if thats ok with you my good lads
>>84391700NTA but, they don't know how to beat it effectively.
>>84388789This has warmed my heart (did have a cry like a poof at all the nice lads)I don't think "the thread" will like this song, as it's quite bouncy and chavvy, but I love it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlhYwOOyjlA
>>84391275thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2DZzyeni6I
Going to the shop, and it's my first proper outing with the walking stick.Need some appropriate music to get me in the mood.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdM6StLr30
Years of experience
>>84391818And that's why they labelled you as Not on Normal Concourse Exercise when you went in
Waking up to good news
gone off Frasier. There's shows like Malcolm in the Middle that you can just rewatch endlessly but Frasier has too many rubbish episodes after Niles and Daphne get together
>>84391836Cooorrrr, what you signed on for lad?
>day off from slavery (rare)>get up and attempt to make woffee>not a single piece of cutlery can be found in the kitchen>???>start digging around in the full sink for any hope of a spoon >dadberg chirps up "ANON STOP MAKING SO MUCH FUCKING NOISE REEE">Explain im trying to find a spoon>"WELL UHH ITS BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER DIDNT DO ANYTHING YESTERDAY" (apart from work for 9 hours)>"I WAS TOO BUSY TO DO IT ALL DAY YESTERDAY" (he had to put 3 screws in a fence)>Infrom him its not me making the mess and using 35 cups a day like a fucking spastic>"Well its NOT ME anon">point out the 5 tea cups with cigarette ends in them (i fucking hate this) >More dosser drivel
>>84391865Yet to be diagnosed mental health issues and anxiety. kek
>>84391877Why not move out? Seriously, what good do you perceive to being in that environment all the time?
>>84391877>going to bed with sink full of dishes
>>84391878Lush lad, absolute classic.
>>84391886NTA but have been in this situation a few times as a parent. Sometimes you will just want nothing else except to go to bed and you'll deal with the dishes tomorrow.
>>84391881As much sense as that would make, it would be me, alone, in an empty flat, with fuck all in it and id be paying a stupid amount for the privilege
>>84391865I have a hidden disability called TMAU (FISH ODOUR SYNDROME). One day I stink of fish and another day stink of shit some people smell it and some people cant. If I never had TMAU (fish odour syndrome) I would have worked all my life never been stuck on benefits. Tmau (fish odour syndrome) is unpleasant and miss understood. In 2005 I was diagnosed by Sheffield university and one of the 5 great guys plus 1 knows some who worked at the university in 2005.
>>84391886That's not bad, he doesn't sleep in the sink. Now, a bed full of dirty dishes, that's different.
The whole Trump thing is a bit mental innit. Imagine Lord Sugar becoming the leader that defines a generation.
>>84391950There isnt any money to be made being our PM so Lord Sugar won't be interested.
>>84391892I can understand not hoovering because it'll wake the kids, but I always get the dishes done before bed.I do have a dishwasher mind you, maybe I wouldn't bother otherwise.
>>84391950Yeah lad, some fat orange cunt cant take over a sandy shit hole in the arsehole of nowhere so we all have to pay a fuck load extra for fuel Fucking great innit?
>>84387368Looks like it was a fun one yesterday quite sad I missed it
>>84391950May as well be Sugar as anyone, politicians usually have no experience of the real world at all, let alone running businesses.The normies have finally learned that the PM doesn't even get updates from the civil service now anyway, they're not running much.
And to the oy veyers, the spoils of war.
>>84391963Not really it was like half a day of arguing about a fucking timestamp
And you and I wouldn't have a clueWho's doing what why when or whoUp the creek with no canoe Watch out for the man for all seasonsLoves 'em and leaves 'em alone, so alone
>>84391980>Not really it was like half a day of arguing about a fucking timestampWell, it's better than being sat alone being bored, lonely and depressed, isn't it?
>>84391980Quality discussions as always then
Eatan some cakeberg rn me Arnt i X
>>84391963Good day all in lid. The afternoon seether was exposed as an american, beast of bude retired, helpermongs and goodladmongs fled in fear of an actual troll. 4x Lush if I do say so myself. Hopefully we'll have none of that today.
So fellas, don't be jealousWhen they made him they broke the mouldSo charismatic, with an automaticNever prematurely shooting his load
>>84391960>cant take over a sandy shit holeBut I thought they were the only world super power!!! That is what daddy trump said!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT0zsXAupR4(((WW3))) back on innit
>>84392042I have been informed by many reliable and trusted sources that it will last at least another:2 more weeks
>>84392042But what does israel say tho?
Might head to the shop and get a shandy bass. I will, you understand, ask for it without a stutter. Oh I probably won't even need to ask, just grab it from the shelf and place it on the counter.
>>84390531it took me until my mid 20s to do most of these. i still havent travelled abroad or been to a spai think you just have to stop being a miserable git. but reading your post here >>84390584makes you sound like a bitter whiney incel. "im entitled to a fertile wife" why do you want to pass your speng genes on when you've not even figured out how to drive or book a hotel? get real lad
>>84392064More complex now, you need to find somewhere that sells bass no1, then get some lemonade and make the shandy yourself, then run out without being caught.
a morning wuppa in these dark times
>>84392079All the easier me lad, I've got my old style glass tankard at the ready
>>84392064>I will, you understand, ask for it without a stutter.Video proof or you did stutter. Sorry mate I just want to make sure you aren't telling porkies.
>>84392106I must withdraw my intention in the face of this request
i have lost the passion for life, can anyone relate
>>84392184I lost it but then found it again.
>>84392191>I lost it but then found it again.how?
>>84392194I asked for something to believe in, had a mental spiritual moment when high, started noticing synchronicities, got a tiny bit religousy, but then realised it was right but also not the right one, so I'm exploring gnosticism now which is resonating with me, and I'm finally doing something to improve myself/prepare my soul for the mission back home.You may find something else inspires you.
>>84392204thats very interesting but i dont trust myself with drugs so i'll try something else
>>84392216I'm high all the time, and don't think it was just being high, I think I was just ready for it.
>>84392204I'm also kind of convinced by gnosticism, basically just old school simulation theory if you think about it
>>84392155>gnosticismWeird place to start but in the end all roads lead to Christ x
>>84392240Wrong post quoted and also functionally wrong. It's not leading to christ you clearly don't know what gnosticism is since you don't understand it's a complete refutation of your entire whacko bullshit book and control narrative, idiot.
>>84392250It is ok that you feel that way. I will pray for you x
>>84392194>how?sprog
>>84392256I never asked you to and you will do nothing of the sort, idiot.
>>84392289You don't need to ask I will pray for you anyway x
>>84392300YOU WILL DO FUCKING NOTHING IDIOT.
an actual demon manifesting on feel street
Just in time for WW3 innit
>>84392338Going to war with AI on the side of AI
>>84392309I won't bother you any further but I will still do what I said, stay safe and God bless x
>>84392354They are the AI's physical agents.
>>84392338Yep, WW3 for sure THIS time, all those other times everyone was wrong but nah for sure it's definitely going to be WW3 lads!
It's hard to characterise the Tory 2019 manifesto as anything other than decisively right-wing. They won with a substantial popular mandate on those policies and then just... governed like blairite centre-left eunuchs.Bunch of mongs. If they'd just done what they said they would they never would have lost power. They really can't help themselves can they?
Monster Raving Loony party are the only sensible choice.
>>843924112 more weeks lad
>>84392464WW3, peak oil, BTC to zero, Manhattan underwater, UK civil war and Jesus' second coming all by the end of the year, for definite, for real, for 100% sure this time lad!
Wanking to some greatnapdome videos oh aye x
>>84392475mad how all Jesus' followers didn't bother to write anything down until 30-40 years after he died because they still thought the end times were coming in their lifetime
imagine realizing at like 80 you got duped lol
AI gf takeover of the world and we get enslaved phwoar
demon still doing it's best to manifest fully
>>84392515Nah we'd just get whinged at a lot.
Mad how they burned all them different qurans back in the day and arbitrarily chose one of the multiple versions as THE ONE init.
>>84392445Mum voted for them back in the day, the only time she did vote, and never voted again.
>>84391836How did your assessment go? I applied not long back myself and a bit nervy about it all.
blood pressure through the roof de lads can actually feel my whole body vibrating with every heart beat
>>84392621Get a job, lad. Bennies are a trap.
Mad how our earliest gospels don't contain any post-resurrection appearances of Jesus and then as time goes on further from the events the retelling in the gospels becomes more and more fantastical almost exactly like what you would expect from a developing christology that requires more and more theologising and justification to cope through the fact that the stuff jesus said would happen to his followers when he was alive went out the window when he was crucified.
demon still trying to manifest lol
>>84392639Any proof to back up that rather large claim?
>>84392621Here is my timelineApplied mid JanuaryForm sent back end of February (They gave me two extra weeks to fill it in) 30th of March I had the text that a health professional is looking at my claim and they'd be in touch if I needed an appointment9th of April I got a text saying they'd received my written report of my 'PIP assessment' (I never had one so I can't help with that)Got awarded it today.
>>84392656Yes. The earliest versions of Mark end with the women fleeing the tomb and not telling anyone and has no actual narrated appearances of Jesus. Mark 16:9-20 is universally regarded as an obvious later addition (you don't even need to be a scholar/read the original Greek to see this, the ending reads like rushed absurd fanfiction lmao).Then subsequent gospels in order of their writing are Matthew, Luke and John. Just read them and you see clearly that there are more miracles, more high theology and more outright esotericism as the gospels progress. Mark is obviously about the man Jesus interpolated by his followers. In contrast to the last gospel, John, which starts with a fever dream of words being alive and spoken into being eternally by an almighty and that formed a trinitarian body of Christ and blah blah blah, it's very mystical and magical. A high christology developed over time, this is very clear and obvious.
>>84392685NTA but, the cycle has an end, if you're willing to look for it.I don't think you want off this ride just yet, anon.
How come Ebin and Chika never hooked up?
>>84392704Not sure desu, poley and shippy definitely did - very loving buy terrible sex if I remember one lad saying
Bet Chika turns into a right gooey, melty little minx when he's getting topped
Jesus is cumming sooner than you fink
>>84392746hes gonna spaff on the curtains and leave
>>84392685Only two manuscripts have been found with the short ending whilst over 1600 have been found including Mark 16: 9-20. I'll disregard this weak troll attempt, thanks.
So how come Mary was a virgin? She was married to Joseph, no? How come they didn't shag?
>>84392755So the earliest manuscripts don't contain it and then the later ones do? Well, yes, that's how later additions work. Lad, it's a fact that the ending was added on at a later date, there really is no actual debate about it in biblical scholarship, from both believers and secular people. Disagreeing is like arguing that bacteria aren't real or something just as nonsensical.
>>84392758Mary is seemingly the only foid on earth not shagging from the age of 12
Demonic dilettante spams Alex o Connor instagram meme level drivel
>>84392758Likely a later addition to the mythology as well. There's no mention of a virgin birth in Mark (the earliest gospel) and oddly not in John (the latest) as well. We also know that virgins cannot get pregnant and they didn't have IVF back then, so it's sort of a non-starter on its face anyway.
>>84392758Penetrating questions which are answered in the first page of Matthew.Like the gnosticfag you go into seething convulsions about what you imagine the Bible says when you haven't even read it. So discussion with you is pointless.
>>84392767No one mentioned the age of them so I guess you came in here with a set script and goal in mind and it didn't work. If you think this weak attempt at trolling is fooling anyone afternoon amerimong then I am sorry but you're sorely mistaken.
On some level I agree that critiques of religion are generally quite 'low level', as in they're relatively simplistic and straight forward. But this conflates earnest inquiry with redditism. The really concerning thing for theists is that if their religion falls at these very first hurdles, then the foundations it has clearly aren't very solid. It's been thousands of years and religion still can't satisfactorily answer either epicurus's trilemma or euthyphro's dilemma, let alone the raft of people who simply 'don't see it' in their lives. They go on, perfectly open minded (or open hearted as religious people prefer to say) and are just never convinced that any of it is real based on their lives, while others are. The distinction between the two, the fact that there does in fact exist non-resistant non-belief is basically a killshot to the idea that religion is true.
Joseph was a cuckold
>>84392817yeah pretty much, his wife got pregnant by another guy and he had to raise that guy's kidliterally the definition of cuckolded
my favourite part of the bible is when jesus tells you to fake disability so you can doss about all day on benefits paid for by others
>>84392794>(the earliest gospel)Allegedly the earliest written gospel, but not the earliest book in the New Testament. That would be Paul's epistles.>b-but h-he didn't...He did, but even if you go by communist atheist drivel scholars 1st corinthians is accepted Pauline authorship Which contains the corinthian creed accepted by scholarship as dating to between AD 30-35So no, high Christology didn't develop after Mark. It developed immediately. Each gospel writer emphasised different things for different audiences. Mark's source was Peter. To say that Peter just never heard of the virgin birth because its not explicitly mentioned is a stupid argument from silence.There is high christology in Mark anyway btw and proof he knew of all the things you say are missing, not doing your homework for you any further though, you are operating on a basic level and that's enough for you to feel smug so you'll never want to learn more.
Just print your own money, banks do.
parable of the microwave
Smells like marxism in here at teh mo.
>>84392806>afternoon amerimongIt is a new week so a new larp for the mong to try it on with ha ha
Shall be steadily introducing a new character over the coming weeks, lads. Any guesses?
Christianity, being inherently universalist, is also inherently left-wing. Christians would (and in many cases are trying to) turn our cities into Mogadishu if it meant the percentage of the population ticking Christian on the census went up.
>>84392798I didn't go into seething convulsions, I posted one reply calling you an idiot for not understanding an incredibly old sect that criticises your theology and then you started pretending to be me and using capitals to try and get some attention. Whole thing was a bit sad really but about what I expected.
>>84392851evening amerimong?
is that the mong backtracking
>>84392879Which the christmong or the atheistmong?
>>84392811The problem is you don't have any naturalistic explanation for the resurrection, every alternative theory is laughable so in the absence of that the best you can really say is>I don't know So say you don't know and leave it there. Instead of demonically trying to bring others down to your level. I think you are jealous of people who can actually believe in something instead of wallowing in miserable doubt and skepticism.
I think the whole "died for your sins" thing is suspect since he was going to be killed anyway and the little Arab streetrats had no way of fighting off the Roman army so they just came up with some bollocks afterwards.>Oh uh yeah he uh knew he was going to die, we had a whole dinner about it, quite sad really but it's for all of you. He came back though, and then um disappeared again. Twaddle.
>>84392867Ah yes the classic atheist subject changeYou got wrecked, time to ignore that and randomly pivot >b-but muh politics >b-but muh evolutionHaha
>>84392886>Instead of demonically trying to bring others down to your levelyou were doing that to gnosticlad though
>>84392886I do have a naturalistic explanation: I don't think it happened. I think others are convinced it happened, but I just don't take the testimony of random religious zealots thousands of years ago as ironclad, watertight proof that someone was magically brought back to life. Of course I'd like for Christianity to be true, but I'm just not convinced it is and I find the current state of it - the claims, the arguments, the beliefs etc. - to be absurd at best.
>>84392871>then you started pretending to be men..no i..i..its mmmy gg..ggg..gimmick
So did Joseph raise another man's child when he didn't even shag his wife first, or did he not? Is he a cuckold?
The saviour was raised by a cuckold? Blimey.
>>84392899The guy who sperged out and called the bible "whacko bullshit" for no reason yes >>84392900> I think others are convinced it happenedAnd you have no actual explanation for why they think that
Nobody shagged her though. No sex no cuck.I await your AI response.
>>84392899It is a demon manifest, called it earlier on. Sad really but demons are more common nowadays, just pray for their deliverance x>>84392909Saint Joseph raised God in the flesh and that is really cool. It might be hard for you to understand that Saint Mary was sinless and a perpetual virgin even after birth, it is a great mystery but with God anything is possible x
Spaffed againPhwoarX
>>84392919>And you have no actual explanation for why they think thatWell sure I didn't know them personally, so I can't go into specifics, but broadly speaking it's for the same reasons that other people, especially in ancient times, were convinced that other people had been resurrected. Can you explain why other members of other religions thought their various messiahs and prophets and incarnated deities were resurrected after dying? Well, they were very deeply religious people and they were convinced of it through whatever experiences (stories, histories, oral traditions, cult initiations, proselytising etc.) they went through, just like early Christians. You clearly think all of those people were mistaken, non-believers just go one further.
>>84392919>The guy who sperged out and called the bible "whacko bullshit" for no reason yesyou started it thoughlad's just trying to achieve gnosis and you're dragging him down>>84392922you're the demon here ladall the little devils are proud of hell
>>84392924Love sopranos x
>>84392924Lush lad, who was your porn whore of choice today?
>>84392942>you're the demon here lad all the little devils are proud of hellNo response from mong only manifestation x
Do Christians really think waving their arms and shouting about "hell" scares people who don't believe in any of that nonsense?
>>84392949I've exposed you demon
>>84392940Sorry mate you're repeating yourself now and you were already demolished in >>84392828 which is why you ignored it and changed the subject. No point in going round in skeptical circles. I recommend going off and reading the Bible particularly new testament with an open mind I.e. not eisegeting into it what you already imagine it to say and what you think atheist professors would say but what it actually says. Cheers
>>84392901Has a meltdown and can't back it so blames everyone else
Where does the book of enoch come into the bible? It was removed, but not denounced, just hidden by da joo.
>>84392942You're on here trying to get lads to watch the Matrix instead of reading the Bible. Demon.
Glad it's *checks clock* 3pm
>>84388789Sorry I'm late to the funeral but RIP Snarf. You were a good catberg.
Bet seethemong would do this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZVszsuWcNU
>>84392954I didn't bother to respond because it's a ballache and getting into the realm of heavy scholarship which is boring desu. Needless to say that the line of Jesus saying all the things you imply he does in Mark are either interpolations or straight up fraudulent additions by scribes. I'm curious though, have you read through all the holy texts of all other religions? If not why not?
Mad how the ancient Greeks used to delay important battles for days or even weeks until the soothsayers gave favourable omens. Some armies even got wiped out because of it. How could such a smart people believe something so silly?
>>84392973>'m curious though, have you read through all the holy texts of all other religions? If not why not?demonmong trying to move the goalposts as he's been done
Is anime for nonces?
>>84392973It's not a ball ache. You said high Christology was invented after Mark. The Corinthian creed disproves that. You need to read more. No more epic subject changes little lad.
>>84392964you're the one leading people away from gnosis ladgood little demon soldier
>>84392954You haven't demolished anyone, you're just spouting faith as if it's a source of hard evidence. You're arguing like a child and throwing your toys out of the pram every other post.
>>84392953Another manifestation x
A samefagging christcuck and dollymong spamming the general as per. I shall be moving on.
>prove the thing that can#t be proven>I'M WAITING
>>84392992n..n..no y...y..you ccccan't tt...t..talk aa...about aaaanything .ii....i..i ddddd...dont appppppp...app..,..approve of
>>84392983Where does the Bible say anyone is saved by gnosis? The theological virtues are faith hope and love. Circle jerking about how smart and elite you are is antiChrist.
>>84392981I don't deny that if you want to you can read a somewhat high christology into the corinthian creed, but it lacks the majority of elements everyone identifies as being of high christology:>pre-existence>virgin birth>incarnation>worship of jesus as god>jesus as agent of creation>explicit identification with the father/yahwehYou're grasping and you know it lmao.
>>84392975Crazy the things smart people believe. Like multiple universes based on literally no evidence beyond mathematical formulas that are manipulated, or just flat out invented to make their hypotheses more palatable.. Throw in a bit of "dark matter" research for effectHumans are a retarded and illogical
>>84392986When I got here you were smugly spamming walls of text. Reduced you to ad hominems and apustajas lol.
>>84393001Did you know that when jesus is asked directly what to do to be saved he tells people to follow the commandments and follow him. He never says anyone has to believe that he died (or would later die) for the sins of mankind.
>>84393001Where does the bible say the earth moves around the sun? It's only true if it's in my book written to control a desert tribe thousands of years ago.
>>84392997Better pic for next time
>Well my religious texts prove my religion!Really, you don't say...
>>84393007Completely different anon you melt, I haven't given you more than a couple of sentences in any post
>>84393007The offensive from gnosismong is comedic at best
>>84393004I don't believe in religion and I'm not convinced that any of that dark matter alternate universe wank is true either. I just don't know is the real answer to almost all those questions.
afternoonmong backtracking on his old posts now he's been done ha ha
>all loving god>perfectly loving>endless love>the source of all love>love emanates from him>love incarnate>commands genocides in some of the people he lovesWell, okay then.
>>84393021I think that's really the only way to navigate our reality. Anyone that says they know the fundamental secrets of the universe is either incredibly stupid or trying to get something out of you. As for the jesusmong in this thread it's the former.
christcuck retreating into his meme reaction folder for supportyikes
Le ebic weddit wesponse
demons hate you knowing the truth about this world (2 Corinthians 4:4)
Christlad, I know you're on the ropes, I feel for you. Truly I'm don't wish you any personal harm and feel no animosity to you.Actually, I'd like to offer you a piece of advice that might help you in your endeavours: pray for the knowledge of what to post that will convince everyone ITT that Christianity is real. If God is up there he'd obviously want that to happen, right? Seems like a no-brainer.
>>84393026Oh now this is just sad, can feel the incel rage emanating off this post
he's still backtracking (another piccy for you bad mong)
>>84393011And where does "be a gnostic" feature in his commandments?Matthew 22:37-40>Jesus replied: "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.' This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: 'Love your neighbor as yourselfThat is the GREATEST commandment. Gnostics love themselves. "Achieving gnosis". It is an individualistic self-centred worldview where you believe you can save yourself.
>he got memed into being a christian because he was convinced he'd get the trad virgin waifu>literally still an incel despite going to churchOoohhh no no no no
>>84393043someone is absolutely fuming ;)
nooooooo I didn't send those posts trust me bro pleaseeeeeeeee it's been over 30 minutes bro I can't delete them bro please bro
>>84393042Nta but I'm a Christian and I can assure you nothing any atheist has said ITT has given me the slightest pause. Your arguments are received as "oh, this one again". Then you get done in and run to the next one like a chat bot. We've heard it all from bigger and uglier people a million times before.
helperlad used to hate christcucks
I have a theory that the DWP got to mark and he's now compromised in some way.
>>84393046Not gnosticlad, but I'll admit it is very odd how Jesus says:>10 Then the disciples came and said to him, "Why do you speak to them in parables?" 11 And he answered them, "To you it has been given to know the secrets of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it has not been given."He literally taught in parables so that normies wouldn't understand any of it. Clearly he was doing the typical public/private teachings thing that lots of religious teachers did back then. Can't hold it against gnostics for latching on to things like that.
>send those postsNewmong
>>84393051>>he got memed into being a christian because he was convinced he'd get the trad virgin waifuNobody here is a Christian for this lol. Telling on yourself along with the 2016 /pol/ mong lingo.
nooo nooo you said send nooo it wasn't (exact time) or (submit) noooo
>>84393073There are 100% people out there who meme themselves into being christians. Maybe not you, but there definitely are.
>>84393078Okay, out of 1.5billion people anything you can imagine will be the case, so?
>>84393068How often do you think about him?
Numptynewmong
>>84393068>helperlad used to hate christcucksHelper believes in aliens which is God for atheists. Humans are naturally religious because they were created to commune with God. That's why even "atheists" ITT are so obsessed with God. The alien religion manufactured since the 1940s is used to plug that hole in atheists>I still kinda feel like there must be something out there...>oh it's aliens! It's ET! It's the multiverse!Anything but Jesus lol.
Not a Christian but my gf is. She likes us to go to church together, but I have to say it does come across as just very fluffy and vague and feely. It's a club for being nice. Do they really believe that god will heal people? Well, they pray about it and they sermonise about it, but do they reeeeaaally? I don't know, hard to say from the outside, but he has apparently yet to make good on any prayers that they make. Don't get me wrong, they're genuinely some of the nicest people I've ever met. Extremely helpful, always generous, welcoming and friendly, but it is all sort of make believe. There's nothing about what goes on in church or what is said or experienced that requires any kind of supernatural explanation if that makes sense? Like, God never appears, Jesus never appears, it's always a voice in the back of their minds or a warm feeling and they just say that must be God. Okay, I guess? Need a bit more than that for me personally.
Gnosticmong on the ropes oh aye
brainless brian
>>84393070My favourite parable is the one with the talents where he tells his followers to stop being lazy workshy cunts
>>84393091>That's why even "atheists" ITT are so obsessed with God.I don't think this is the case for the wider world. Obviously yeah they're trying to rile people up ITT, but just out and about in day to day life the average atheist doesn't think about God at all. That's sort of the main reason why they're atheists, because absolutely nothing in their life points to a God, points to religion, points to faith or whatever, they just don't see it. This doesn't come close to disproving God by a long shot, but it is at least worth thinking about how and why God would allow for so many hundreds of millions of people to go their entire lives and just honestly never be convinced of his existence. That seems to be at odds with what religious people say his goals are.
>>84393089Every day lad
>>84393091Aliens = Demons :)
>>84393109Man who doesn't care spends 2 hours writing walls of text
>>84393096I think the community is what matters to them more than the belief. Certainly in the elderly, they go to see their friends and get out the house. If they stop believing, they'll probably go anyway.
>>84393115many such cases ITT
Oh fuck yeah I forgot I can just leave you idiots to squabble amongst yourself.
some people in my family work for free because they think working for free is better than being a neet. businesses are more than happy to "employ" you when you dont expect to be paid.
>>84393115That's the first post I made ITT lad, I don't know who you think I am, but I'm not them. Unless you mean I specifically cared enough to write that post, which, sure yeah I find the topic interesting so I'm happy to write a paragraph about it. I think you need to calm down, lad, get some fresh air.
chicken skin is the tastiest substance known to man (apart from your mum's butthole)
>That's the first post I made ITT lad
>Oh fuck yeah I forgot I can just leave you idiots to squabble amongst yourself.hehe
BROOOOOOOOOOOOO I promise you I didn't post earlier BROOOOOOOOOOOOO please believe me PLEASE
apophenia but for imageboard posts
>>84392704Ebin isn't gay and Chika is into older, mature guys.
That wasn't me earlier. I just write the exact same wall of text screeds with the same writing style and words but it was a different lad.
>>84392970Thanks anon, she was indeed a goodun.Having some more beers today if you want to join in?
gnosismong had a manifesting melty but left it too long to do the dirty delete ha ha
My name says Anonymous so that means I can be anyone :D
Proof that god exists<-
>>84393170Bude? Is that you?
>>84393170>Proof that god exists<-Nope.
you exposed me well that actually means I win
>>84393178No one cares about winning, lad.
>>84393184yeah I would say that too if I lost
Can anyone really argue against this?
I think I am moving away from a belief in democracy and free speech. So many people are so stupid they are like set 8 children. So many people are vacuous, soulless and evil. Those cunts who cut down the Sycamore gap tree. No reason other to cause upset and a hatred of the beauty.There are three transcendentals: truth, beauty and goodness. A sign of innate evil to hate these. Compulsive liars just lie pointlessly because they hate the truth. Bad people adore ugliness and hate beauty. They smash up and vandalise and destroy beautiful things. They hate beauty. They are drawn to ugliness.People are not equal. That is a sin in our democratic and egalitarian culture but it is true. The world needs to be run by those that appreciate the three transcendentals.
>>84393190No, when you lose you declare yourself the winner.You're not that original either, you all act the same when we humiliate you.
>>84393121ive worked in some deadend jobs and a good chunk of the people there take so much pride in how hard they work, how many hours they work for minimum wage and how they will happily work for free a job having people like that is such a huge red flag but it also made me realise im just not cut out for that life. if there are so many people happy to be abused for free, how can i compete with that? i don't even hate working that much but in that kind of environment i just dont belong at all and have been neet since and so much better off for it >i worked 65 hours this week! im so brave and strongthat's nice, i went to the zoo with my girlfriend
>>84393200you're the one who got exposed though
>>84393190Ok if you say so /britfeel/ arbiter of winning
>>84393196Hard to disagree with any of this. Universal suffrage really is mind-blowingly stupid whichever way you slice it.
>>84393206Ok whiner, go send another post.
t..t..trust mmmme i..i..i w...w...won
>>84393042>Truly I'm don't
Fucking jamflex putting out yet another dross update causing a fucking ROLL BACK. Not getting the invention pet back now am I? Wankers.
It's kind of sad to see these retards bicker because the sad truth is that neither wants to win or lose, they just want to keep the shit flinging contest going because they get a kick out of it. Grim.
>>84393196couldn't care less about some stupid tree
>>84393232Mocking a dead disabled child to prove how godly and Christian you are. Fucking bleak man. You actually belong in hell.
>>84393238I get a kick out of watching them bicker I won't lie
>>843932464D chess now gnosis mong?
>>84393246That's from the Aktion T4 wikipedia pagelad probably got euthanised not long after it was taken
Starmer has just admitted he was responsible for some of Epsteins victims.
Unemployed men bickering at each other all day and all night how utterly pathetic
