>be me>always cum super fast during sex>start hitting the gym>get strong enough to have sex in picrel position>last fucking foreverChanged my lifeGet fit bros
>>84389765I wonder what the science behind all this is. Like is it the penis depth? The change in situation? The extra bloodflow required for the muscles?
>>84389802nta but I figure it would be harder to cum when you're exerting so much effort to your muscles
>>84389765Sensei, how long do I need to train for this if I'm a scrawny stringbean?
>>84389838Didn't take me that long. The position looks impressive, but it's actually pretty easy. You don't actually have to lift her up and down like a human fleshlight. You just have to hold her up (super easy if she's hugging onto you) and then thrust with your hips. Now I actually am getting strong enough to just move her up and down with my arms, but I saw the benefits once I could do it the first way (and I prefer it that way anyway)
>>84389802Part of it must be psychological. You're focused on holding her up
>>84389765This is /r9k/No one on this board has sex, so no one benefits from your advice
>>84389918Yes and I will not let my children be mutilated
>>84389918>>84389921Look at what they must do to mimic a fraction of our power
>>84389765based as fuckthis is now a carrying sex thread
I'm strong but I will never want that position. I want to do as little exertion as possible during sex. Love cowgirl for this reason.
>>84390052How long do you normally last during sex?
>>84389765>>84389802>>84389817Then just do this instead
>>84389802It's simple, you're not seeing most of the woman, as you would from other positions. Less visual stimulus => last longer
>>84390137Yeah but her face is right in front of mine>making out>kissing my neck>licking my earsBy your logic, face to face missionary where you're basically hugging is the best position
>>84390054However long I want. My wife is always confused how I'm able to control when I cum. I mean obviously there's a limit hut I'm not involuntarily blowing my load for a while...
>>84390150Above average for sure
>>84390149>Yeah but her face is right in front of mineSeeing a woman's face is not as stimulating as seeing the rest of her body, unless she's fat>By your logic, face to face missionary where you're basically hugging is the best positionYes, it's the best position to last as long as possible
>>84390160>Seeing a woman's face is not as stimulating as seeing the rest of her body, unless she's fatMaybe if you're fucking ugly womenAre you not kissing during sex? You're just staring at her tits?
>>84390156Unfortunately she cums in like five minutes and can't multiorgasm. Kinda blows...
What happened to my incel board? A whole thread of sexhavers talking about sex :(
>>84390176If her face stimulates you more than her ass, legs, etc I don't know what to tell you nigger. I don't really care to know more about you either, what are you trying to prove
>>84390185why can't she multiorgasm?
>>84390239Because he's bad at sex, and she wants to get it over with by "orgasming" in 5 minutes and finishing
>>84390245i'm a zoomer who is convinced there is still more to explore concerning this guy's sex life
>>84390239Not every woman can. Idk why. She's one and done.
>>84390253that doesn't seem right. have you been to a gyno?
>>84390251>I'm a zoomerwho asked>more to explore concerning this guy's sex lifefaggot
>>84390260keked>>84389921based>>84389838you should be lifting regardless
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>>84390190we're living in the larper's paradise
>>84390258Are you retarded? Kill yourself.
What if I'm attracted to land whales?
>>84390611then fucking kys
>>84390007That guy doesn't even look that built, is the secret fucking 90lb SEA girls?
>>84390754see >>84389876it's actually not that hard
>>84390091I lost my virginity like this, expect I was the girl and got my asshole ripped open
>>84389765that's the last time you had sex, ever? then no thank you
>>84391020Yes anon, the last time I had sex was the last time I had sex. You are very smart.
>>84390407i don't see what i did wrong anon i just want the best for your wife
why do normie scum have to invade my safe space and brag about their sex having lives? just fuck off to literally anywhere else. your advice helps absolutely no one here because no matter how fit we are women still hate us.
>>84391068/r9k/ hasn't been an incel board for like 5 years
>>84391040well I wouldn't give up hope. especially seeing as you got in much better shape lately
>>84391079can't tell if this dude is retarded or trolling
>>84389765lol can do it in reverse with my bf
>>84391068>at least several at mimimum sex havers going on at all times>always a "where's muh incel board!!" in every one of these threadsI'm convinced everyone of these posts is the same anon. /r9k/ has always been a normie board. Everyone just pretended to be incels.
>>84391068>my safe spaceis 4chan?
>>84391601>r9k was always a normie boardsure if you're a newfag tourist, maybe. I remember the days when this was far and away the most depressed and pathetic board where no normie would even consider visiting.
Good position but it's as much a function of weight as it is for strength. Hilariously easy to do with 4'8" asian girls. Not easy to do with 6'2" white girls.
>>last fucking foreverGood thing I'm not with you. Going too long becomes a burden and brings soreness instead of pleasure.
>>84392029What you MEAN don't want to get railed for 40 minutes posed like a frog on a windshield
>>84389765>dicklet>won't be able to do thisit's just unfair
>>84389765>just get fit broAnd then what? No girl wants to have sex with me anyway
>>84391641>I remember the days when this was far and away the most depressed and pathetic board where no normie would even consider visiting.Sounds like you are the newfag tourist then. This was the board that was considered the whiny liberal betabitch livejournal board trying too hard to post like what we now consider Redditspeak for at least three years before the first anon felt the titillating temptation of a greentext spurt forth from his dick. It was largely normies, but the bitchcuck kind. Moot getting dumped and lashing out made it the depressed pathetic board and then he deleted it.
>>84391601>Everyone just pretended to be incels.literally. the sexhavers did this the most because it got them pussy.>>84391641newfaggot.
>>84392118>larping as incel to get more pussyyeah sounds like abhorrent normalfaggot behavior, and the fact that it works just proves incel theory more since a normalfag can act like an incel and still get pussy which means personality doesn't fucking matter at all
>>84391601Based knower. I miss when people on this board called each other gentlemen and posted OC. Youngfags brought the gay depression shit in.
>>84392118I remember this. His feelings were so hurt, he was actually spiraling. Faggot deleted the whole board after some guy posted a picture of this crazy looking woman squatting on a McDonald's table and said it was moots gf.
>>84392762Why would he be spiraling?>Faggot deleted the whole board after some Faggot deleted the whole board after some guy posted a picture of this crazy looking woman squatting on a McDonald's table and said it was moots gf. guy posted a picture of this crazy looking woman squatting on a McDonald's table and said it was moots gf.Lol, I heard people say he did it in a tantrum reaction to someone bringing up the McDonalds thing but never why exactly.
>>84392160you think that is acting like an incel? chad pretending to be lonely to smash puss is different from seething unwashed incel hatred that wafts around the unfucked like a miasma. >2009predates incel bitching. this is the chad normalfaggot pussyfucking sexhaver board. deal with it, bitch.
>4chan.com/forums/r9k/new/post is my safe space!!! normies REEEEEEEEstill hilarious. maybe we should put trigger warning: sex, women on normie relationshit posts. add tags too so they can filter.
>>84392762what, actually spiraling over the mcd comment or later? the aug 2009 screenshot is him doing that as a joke with a femanon he was flirting with and the sitewide stunt of being forever alone with the mcd date was a way of showing off for her by rejecting any other women and jestering himself as a bitchless loser. that was the one the dumping scenario was about later, but she didnt dump him and he didnt dump her. other factors were at play. not sure about any spiraling later but he was moody all over the board because anons kept asking wtf was up and he was posting pics with fake gfs to brag and saying he did so so his ex would see. heard he deleted the board in a melty over something mcd related later but wasnt there to see, and that was jan 2011 when their fallout was in mid 2010.
>>84394107based and truthpilled>>84394123it's funnier to see them seethe
Opposite for me. I have been doing cardio consistently for years but in the last 8 months have been lifting and losing weight to lean out. My dick gets hard just being near an attractive woman and its really sensitive. A lot of times just looking at a woman or touching her or smelling her makes me rock solid. Now I cum really fast from sex. I am middle aged and constantly have a boner.
>>84395176Yeah but it sounds like your libido was pretty low before this
>>84390007We need some women carrying men pics
>>84395932So my libido is normal when I talk to a cute girl in the office and get hard from her touching my arm or looking me in the eyes? Granted I do have a huge crush on her but if other men my age are like this normally then we are all gross perverts rofl
>>84389765would not want to be f standing up, bcs I'd be subconscious about my weight. Try again moid.
>>84390137this is why I actively do not look at the feet, calves, or hips everI know exactly what will happen if I stare too long
But a guy cumming super fast is extremely cute though :<
Lasting a long time for those cucked and mutilated, just FYI
>>84390137>>84396776huh. is that why men alternate between saying their partner should be in porn and not looking at her when fucking? i figured it was a butterface thing when you lack a paper bag.
>>84395176Thanks for the video, now we both have hard cocks.
>>84395142based and mootpilled on that one honestly
>>84396989Im glad we can share this hardness together.
>>84390160>Seeing a woman's face is not as stimulating as seeing the rest of her body, unless she's fatSpeak for yourself I mostly get off looking at the face in porn. I never watch the ones where they hide her face.
>>84397830I agree except for the porn part. Any woman i find attractive would end up having the kind of body I like anyways since they would have a certain facial shape.
I hope boyfriend cums fast, i think it would be adorable imo
wife guy/gf mong actually makes more sense as a 4channer because it comes with the high horse that singletons lack
>>84396761This thread is about having sex with women, not whales.Translation: Awooooughhh awooogahhh *click click* awooooghaa (You're a whale)
>>84397845You won't find it cute the 7th time
I don't. I want my spouse to last at least 10 or so minutes. It just seems like the perfect sweet spot.
>>84397894I would still find it cute aslong as he ate me out afterwards.
>>84397921>nuts in you>eats you outoh, so you want to date queers
How is this still here
>>84398967This board is dead. Only normieposts and bait stay up for days.