/r9k/ - >be me, waiter incel >life is shit >tonight I get - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

04/20/26(Mon)00:08:56 No.84391036

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Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)00:08:56 No.84391036 Archived

>be me, waiter incel
>life is shit
>tonight I get a 12 top
>dude paying is a baller
>the check is 1500
>he tips me 1000 on top and 200 cash
>mfw just had the best night of serving of my entire life
what should I buy? I normally make like 150 on sunday nights so this is like an extra 1000 in my pocket.

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)00:12:52 No.84391064

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)00:12:52 No.84391064

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mf pockets 1k and his first thought is shopping

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)00:14:41 No.84391075

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)00:14:41 No.84391075

>>84391064
Im going to save half of it like I do with all the money I make but I still want to buy something nice with my extra 600. I feel like 50% is a great amount to save so I have zero guilt spending whats left

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)00:19:20 No.84391101

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)00:19:20 No.84391101

>>84391036
Save up and buy a nice TV if you watch TV.

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)00:19:30 No.84391102

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)00:19:30 No.84391102

>>84391075
I dunno man splurge. What do you normally consoom? Vidya? Tech? Clothes? Stuff you need? Stuff for other stuff?

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)00:22:11 No.84391115

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)00:22:11 No.84391115

>>84391036
Make smart investments and turn the money into more money. It will feel better if the 1k can turn into 5k, maybe even more. But be very very smart and careful, do not fuck yourself and still spend some of it.

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)00:23:07 No.84391120

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)00:23:07 No.84391120

>>84391036
go to the casino, double your money.

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)00:23:42 No.84391124

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)00:23:42 No.84391124

>>84391102
>>84391075
Get a nice suit. Something to wear to a wedding or be buried in. Also it looks great for photos.

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)00:50:23 No.84391257

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)00:50:23 No.84391257

>>84391115
wtf is a smart investment though? genuine question, I have no idea where to even start. all my savings just sit in my savings account which makes fuck all in interest

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)00:50:53 No.84391259

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)00:50:53 No.84391259

>>84391257
buy the index stupid

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)01:03:10 No.84391291

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)01:03:10 No.84391291

>>84391036
>what should I buy?
Gold, Bitcoin and Shit & Piss 500

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)01:06:00 No.84391306

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)01:06:00 No.84391306

>>84391257
Government bonds are a pretty safe investment.

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)01:08:10 No.84391313

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)01:08:10 No.84391313

>>84391257
GME

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)02:39:37 No.84391604

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)02:39:37 No.84391604

>>84391306
no, they are one of the most risky investments, even buying groceries or a house would be a wiser investment

some milkman
04/20/26(Mon)05:22:57 No.84391999

some milkman 04/20/26(Mon)05:22:57 No.84391999

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>>84391075
As a /k/ommando, I have to say buy a gun if you are in a place that allows you too. 600 aint much though unless you get something like an Apex Cetme w/ barrel parts kit and an HK parts g3/cetme C reciever flat w/ weldments kit and go to your local gunsmith to build it out for you.

parts alone would cost about 280, and the labor would cost around 2-300.

Anonymous
04/20/26(Mon)05:24:52 No.84392005

Anonymous 04/20/26(Mon)05:24:52 No.84392005

The retards will say save every dime and never enjoy life and live life as a pauper staring at a wall with no possessions.