HMS Dragon monday edish
>b...b.but yyy...yyyyou ttt...think a..about hhhhim e..every dddayFirst for helpernonce edish
>>84393582B-E-A-utiful edish OP
Glad to have an edition that's not about that stupid dead cat. Just pop it in the bin and move on.
Freezing my wollocks off edish
>>84393595Ya seething that anons think more of a feral cat than you and your gimmicks.Embarrassing.
>>84393597Is it cold? Quite warm and sunny here, bout to take dogberg for a frolic in the park
>>84393603Comedic
>>84393613No.Nice work on the single word answer.
Greatest British films of all time? A Clockwork Orange (1971)Kes (1969)Quadrophenia (1979)
acting psychotic online after a blue wkd because I cant handle the E numbers x
>>84393623I've not seen them all yet, so can't comment. Sorry.Segz lives of the potatomen is funny.
>>84393636Try and get out of the taxi at the next set of traffic lights.
Will be touching myself later shan't I
>>84393623I watched Shallow Grave a while ago and quite liked it, a 90s movie directed by Danny Boyle, and starring Ewan McGregor and Chris Eccleston (former Doctor Who)
>>84393678Remember my mate describing the entirety of that film to me in an incredibly boring business studies GCSE class. Never actually watched it since I feel I got the sense of it second hand.
Fuck the bizzies
Tis a bit true tho innit?
About to sink a bevvy it alri with me
>>84393590>But he never talked about it!
Mark you smell! Stinky stinky, it's like fish everywhere you go
Don't mean to brag but, going to have spam and veg for tea.
>>84393754I'm on my 3rd 5%er.ABout to fry some food (already posted).
Wish I got onto the university challenge team at uni.
>>84393778Sounds lush mate x
>>84393809It is quite lush, not going to fib. Ice cold starosomething, n spam.Love it
I miss when I could go outside and it didn't look like Islamabad. And it's probably going to get Islamaworse.
I've done a little bit of a poo in my pants and if I'm honest it does smell, but not enough to clean it up right now
plenty of HHL posts in the archives if you miss him x
>>84393623Kes, obviously. It isn't even a debate
>>84393763He dint ask 2 be born like this
>>84393664Got some vids lined up already me my usual rotation of porn whores
>>84393926Let me guess, slightly overweight women with big droopy jugs taking dicks up the butt and possibly a bit of poo coming out.
>>84393934Some of that is right but why would you mention poo...? I'm a horny man not a pervert.
>>84393949>I'm a horny man not a pervert.There is a thin line. I know a lot of lads here are messed up. There's one lad who is aroused by a fat old man smelling of fish.
>>84393802I don't have regrets about uni, I had a decent time. It's my life after uni that has been shit.
>>84394000I have regrets about uni. I wish I stayed at home close to my family instead of running away to "chase my dreams" because that was sold to me. I was a homebody by nature. I regret psyoping myself into thinking I have to be an epic fresher weeks type student or else I'm still a weird failure just like I was in school. I regret meeting weird people who got me into drugs. I did well academically but I wish I just stayed at home and got a normal job. I was happier before I left my little town. I thought I was miserable here but it was just the grass being greener. I've never recovered from uni.
oh god oh god sean i'm cumming i'm cumming don't stop please don't stop oh god!
kev said as sean twerked on his lubed cock
holy crap sean i'm cumming i'm cumming sean don't stop
>>84394084I wish I had sex. It was probably the best time to do it if I didn't have beef burgers in my arse.
Me? Oh, I use linux.
>>84394198>mintmight as well use windows lad
Was not really psychologically prepared at 18 due to shit upbringing. Parents kept messing with my head and would just not let me get on with it all.
paying a jellyfish to sting (redacted) on her tits so i can piss on them
>he doesn't have an up to date package
>>84394206I'd rather not be spied on by the jews so I think I will pass but thanks for the suggestion.
I only got drunk once at uni. Did not like it.
>>84394224more into your weed are you?
Me? Never went to uni. To smart.
Hate uni mongs. Did Asdan me.
>>84394227Me as well. Proper clever, innit.
>>84394211Mum got divorced 3 times by the time I was 10. Moved to council estate. Violence every day drugs everywhere, chased by chavs on cocaine. In my 30s still feel uncomfortable around people and assume the worst intentions from people.
>>84394232>Asdan>ASDAN provides programmes and qualifications for learners with special educational needs and disabilities (SEND)Oh.....
>>84394226Never took weed either. Never went to a party except once on freshers and one other time where I drank alcohol. Always hated that stuff me. Did not like parties
>>84394237but you had a bit of coke though?
>>84394198Alri redben la
>>84394237>Never took weed either. Never went to a party except once on freshers and one other time where I drank alcohol.Why does this seem so foreign coded?
>>84394245Never did drugs. Never had sex or kissed a girl. Never did anything but watch father Ted clips on YouTube and try to hand in work on time.
>>84394253Because alcohol and partying is so fucking central to British culture. People who do not hear are social outcasts. My parents screamed at me when I declared that I would never touch alcohol and uni and did not want to go to parties. Mum was sorta tearful and scared. British culture is fucking mental in this way tbqh. Never got why it was anyone elses business or why anyone would care.
>>84394237I was like that in 1st year halls. Was too scared to go into kitchen. Lived off takeaways and tesco sandwiches. Kettle in room buying milk from the shops every day because I didnt have a fridge. Every weekend hearing flatmates through the walls going mental drinking shagging. Won academic prizes because I had nothing else to do but work but I was suicidally depressed. Met some people in 2nd year through society made friends. Discovered alcohol discovered I'm alcoholic (didn't understand fully) started drinking a lot for years and years. Started doing drugs. Started doing anything to forget how much I hate myself. Wish I'd just got a job in farmfoods.
Literally the entire point of going to uni is to get monged out. Why else would you go?
>>84394260>People who do not hear are social outcastsHear what?
>>84393582My Anglo blood calls for me to do black propaganda... I must engage in targeted harassment of minorities!
>>84394268Bit retarded me lad. I meant here but ya know retarded and all that
>>84394198update your packages ladfor me?sudo pacman -Syu
>>84394264I did not want to go. I dreaded and hated the concept. Got into a pretty good Russell group uni as well. Just hated the idea and imagined myself depressed and stressed and just walking to lectures and tutorials and then back to my room everyday. Did not seem like a fun place. I never drank or went to a party in sixth form. I did not like other people so it did not really appeal to me. Socialising was not fun. Never had friends I liked and did not know that you could have friends you liked an got on with until much much later in life.
>>84394286Now you're a paedophile who moved to Thailand to molest though so not really an improvement
>>84394293Don't be jelly, moni lad.
>>84394286The reason you went to uni was to fulfill the bachelors degree requirement to run off to Thailand to live out your paedophile dreams.
>>84394303You know a lot about what a paedophile has to do to evade the UK law.
Had a bit of a mental breakdown before my Alevels in sixth form. Thought I was going to fuck it up and not get what I needed. Considered breaking my legs. Parents pulled me back from the abyss. Did well in the end. A star in Alevel maths is something I am still a bit proud of these days which I know is sad but still. Anyway vowed never to drink or do anything like that at uni. Wanted to opt for single sex accommodation as I did not want to interact too much with girls. Mum freaked oit at this and was shouting. Dad was really angry too. Really fucked me ip in the head. I had and have issues but fuck me the way they treated me did not help. Made me feel like shit. Went to uni with such a negative mentality like this is going to be shit I hate this fuck this I just have to do this. To get through it.
>>84394303Tbf that's a better reason than >alright, I'll go to uni to get a decent middle class living, just like the boomers!
>Mouse upstairsGot 2 traps set lads
Kids are screaming outside the house again. Wish they'd fuck off.
I want to go to uni to be a paedophile. It is a strong ambition in life.
>>84394312Same as the cat thing. Even your parents know you're a wrongun.
