HMS Dragon monday edish
>>84393582B-E-A-utiful edish OP
Glad to have an edition that's not about that stupid dead cat. Just pop it in the bin and move on.
Freezing my wollocks off edish
>>84393595Ya seething that anons think more of a feral cat than you and your gimmicks.Embarrassing.
>>84393597Is it cold? Quite warm and sunny here, bout to take dogberg for a frolic in the park
>>84393603Comedic
>>84393613No.Nice work on the single word answer.
Greatest British films of all time? A Clockwork Orange (1971)Kes (1969)Quadrophenia (1979)
acting psychotic online after a blue wkd because I cant handle the E numbers x
>>84393623I've not seen them all yet, so can't comment. Sorry.Segz lives of the potatomen is funny.
>>84393636Try and get out of the taxi at the next set of traffic lights.
Will be touching myself later shan't I
>>84393623I watched Shallow Grave a while ago and quite liked it, a 90s movie directed by Danny Boyle, and starring Ewan McGregor and Chris Eccleston (former Doctor Who)
>>84393678Remember my mate describing the entirety of that film to me in an incredibly boring business studies GCSE class. Never actually watched it since I feel I got the sense of it second hand.
Fuck the bizzies
Tis a bit true tho innit?
About to sink a bevvy it alri with me
>>84393590>But he never talked about it!
Mark you smell! Stinky stinky, it's like fish everywhere you go
Don't mean to brag but, going to have spam and veg for tea.
>>84393754I'm on my 3rd 5%er.ABout to fry some food (already posted).
Wish I got onto the university challenge team at uni.
>>84393778Sounds lush mate x
>>84393809It is quite lush, not going to fib. Ice cold starosomething, n spam.Love it
I miss when I could go outside and it didn't look like Islamabad. And it's probably going to get Islamaworse.
I've done a little bit of a poo in my pants and if I'm honest it does smell, but not enough to clean it up right now
plenty of HHL posts in the archives if you miss him x
>>84393623Kes, obviously. It isn't even a debate
>>84393763He dint ask 2 be born like this
>>84393664Got some vids lined up already me my usual rotation of porn whores
>>84393926Let me guess, slightly overweight women with big droopy jugs taking dicks up the butt and possibly a bit of poo coming out.
>>84393934Some of that is right but why would you mention poo...? I'm a horny man not a pervert.
>>84393949>I'm a horny man not a pervert.There is a thin line. I know a lot of lads here are messed up. There's one lad who is aroused by a fat old man smelling of fish.
>>84393802I don't have regrets about uni, I had a decent time. It's my life after uni that has been shit.
>>84394000I have regrets about uni. I wish I stayed at home close to my family instead of running away to "chase my dreams" because that was sold to me. I was a homebody by nature. I regret psyoping myself into thinking I have to be an epic fresher weeks type student or else I'm still a weird failure just like I was in school. I regret meeting weird people who got me into drugs. I did well academically but I wish I just stayed at home and got a normal job. I was happier before I left my little town. I thought I was miserable here but it was just the grass being greener. I've never recovered from uni.
oh god oh god sean i'm cumming i'm cumming don't stop please don't stop oh god!
kev said as sean twerked on his lubed cock
holy crap sean i'm cumming i'm cumming sean don't stop
>>84394084I wish I had sex. It was probably the best time to do it if I didn't have beef burgers in my arse.
Me? Oh, I use linux.
>>84394198>mintmight as well use windows lad
Was not really psychologically prepared at 18 due to shit upbringing. Parents kept messing with my head and would just not let me get on with it all.
paying a jellyfish to sting (redacted) on her tits so i can piss on them
>he doesn't have an up to date package
>>84394206I'd rather not be spied on by the jews so I think I will pass but thanks for the suggestion.
I only got drunk once at uni. Did not like it.
>>84394224more into your weed are you?
Me? Never went to uni. To smart.
Hate uni mongs. Did Asdan me.
>>84394227Me as well. Proper clever, innit.
>>84394211Mum got divorced 3 times by the time I was 10. Moved to council estate. Violence every day drugs everywhere, chased by chavs on cocaine. In my 30s still feel uncomfortable around people and assume the worst intentions from people.
>>84394232>Asdan>ASDAN provides programmes and qualifications for learners with special educational needs and disabilities (SEND)Oh.....
>>84394226Never took weed either. Never went to a party except once on freshers and one other time where I drank alcohol. Always hated that stuff me. Did not like parties
>>84394237but you had a bit of coke though?
>>84394198Alri redben la
>>84394237>Never took weed either. Never went to a party except once on freshers and one other time where I drank alcohol.Why does this seem so foreign coded?
>>84394245Never did drugs. Never had sex or kissed a girl. Never did anything but watch father Ted clips on YouTube and try to hand in work on time.
>>84394253Because alcohol and partying is so fucking central to British culture. People who do not hear are social outcasts. My parents screamed at me when I declared that I would never touch alcohol and uni and did not want to go to parties. Mum was sorta tearful and scared. British culture is fucking mental in this way tbqh. Never got why it was anyone elses business or why anyone would care.
>>84394237I was like that in 1st year halls. Was too scared to go into kitchen. Lived off takeaways and tesco sandwiches. Kettle in room buying milk from the shops every day because I didnt have a fridge. Every weekend hearing flatmates through the walls going mental drinking shagging. Won academic prizes because I had nothing else to do but work but I was suicidally depressed. Met some people in 2nd year through society made friends. Discovered alcohol discovered I'm alcoholic (didn't understand fully) started drinking a lot for years and years. Started doing drugs. Started doing anything to forget how much I hate myself. Wish I'd just got a job in farmfoods.
Literally the entire point of going to uni is to get monged out. Why else would you go?
>>84394260>People who do not hear are social outcastsHear what?
>>84393582My Anglo blood calls for me to do black propaganda... I must engage in targeted harassment of minorities!
>>84394268Bit retarded me lad. I meant here but ya know retarded and all that
>>84394198update your packages ladfor me?sudo pacman -Syu
>>84394264I did not want to go. I dreaded and hated the concept. Got into a pretty good Russell group uni as well. Just hated the idea and imagined myself depressed and stressed and just walking to lectures and tutorials and then back to my room everyday. Did not seem like a fun place. I never drank or went to a party in sixth form. I did not like other people so it did not really appeal to me. Socialising was not fun. Never had friends I liked and did not know that you could have friends you liked an got on with until much much later in life.
>>84394286Now you're a paedophile who moved to Thailand to molest though so not really an improvement
>>84394293Don't be jelly, moni lad.
>>84394286The reason you went to uni was to fulfill the bachelors degree requirement to run off to Thailand to live out your paedophile dreams.
>>84394303You know a lot about what a paedophile has to do to evade the UK law.
Had a bit of a mental breakdown before my Alevels in sixth form. Thought I was going to fuck it up and not get what I needed. Considered breaking my legs. Parents pulled me back from the abyss. Did well in the end. A star in Alevel maths is something I am still a bit proud of these days which I know is sad but still. Anyway vowed never to drink or do anything like that at uni. Wanted to opt for single sex accommodation as I did not want to interact too much with girls. Mum freaked oit at this and was shouting. Dad was really angry too. Really fucked me ip in the head. I had and have issues but fuck me the way they treated me did not help. Made me feel like shit. Went to uni with such a negative mentality like this is going to be shit I hate this fuck this I just have to do this. To get through it.
>>84394303Tbf that's a better reason than >alright, I'll go to uni to get a decent middle class living, just like the boomers!
>Mouse upstairsGot 2 traps set lads
Kids are screaming outside the house again. Wish they'd fuck off.
I want to go to uni to be a paedophile. It is a strong ambition in life.
>>84394312Same as the cat thing. Even your parents know you're a wrongun.
>>84394321Mice don't do anything wrong, lad. Just make loud noises and let it run out the door.
morning lads>>84393623corrr luv Kes, me. say what you want about Ken Loach, but he made some kinos.>>84393678been meaning to rewatch this. just remember it being all 'dry' in that cool 90s way. but tbqh i like my capers-gone-wrong a bit more silly. Coen Brothers or Lock, Stock.got that A Simple Plan coming up if i continue my Sam Raimi marathon, heard good things.
Cats shit and piss on me as I walk by. I am evil.
>>84394325Shit paedo/10. Bit old in uni, ya faggot.
I was close to an hero at uni once. took a bottle of vodka and thought about dunking it to give me dutch courage to do it and jump. fucking realised it was retarded.
>>84394327They make noise running against walls. Spooks me if I'm just relaxing. Mouse has to go or pay me rent money
I got accidently spiked at uni. Went to a club, stole a drink from a side and drank it and basically instantly blacked out. Could have happened to some poor lass.
>>84394332No I mean to get a degree in paedology. The study of paedophilia.
Paul's mum crying her eyes out because her gay freak son won't drink lager at freshers weekKekking
Low key want an albanian gf but dont want to have to deal with her brothers/father
There are paedophiles prowling the widemouth bay area as we speak and we're doing nothing about it. I feel utterly helpless thinking there is some unemployed morbidly obese beast driving around in their PIP whip taking pictures of single mums breastfeeding their child.
I once shat myself in a lecture hall in uni. The stench was strong so I could not hide it. Some girl next to me was repulsed. I was just so drunk and sick. Runny gross shit oozing out of my anus in a big lecture hall.
/britfeel/s favourite topic: paeodphilia
>>84394346I bet it smelled lush x
>>84394339Ah, so like a hipster paedo, got it. Just look at the pics and videos. But can you do it without becoming hard tho?
>>84394348>paeodphilia
>>84394348No.People try to steer it that way (outsiders) but us true lads know what we're about.
is it possible to rehabilitate nonces?
2 words the outsiders don't likeStill here
Should we try to rehabilitate nonces?
>>84394374Proper nonces like mohammed?Kill em.
>hipster paedoRegular paedoing is just way too mainstream.
>>84394383Either diddle or get off the diddler
>>84394379Is HHL a proper nonce?
Remember the rugby club at uni had a hazing ceremony where a the players had to strip naked and a bunch of girls would judge and laugh at their cocks.
>>84394393Did he have sex with a 9 year old?Only facts here please,
/britfeel/, I'm talking noncesence
>>84394408Nice original joke there faggot
>>84394403And no older
>>84394414Nonce is fuming lol
>>84394408I feel bad for that reply.Sorry.
>>84394403Depends on which Hadith collection you read. According to some Hadith the prophet married Aisha when she was six and had sex with her when she was nine. Aisha is revered by Sunnis as the mother of the believes and they love her. Shias hate Aisha because she was the daughter of Abu Bakr and she led a battle against Ali ibn Abi Talib who Shia believe should have succeeded Muhammad as the true caliph
OOH AHH CANTONA I SAY OOH AH CANTONA!
"If there's grass on the pitch, play ball." - Sean
also, what makes a film 'British' if we're counting A Clockwork Orange?really like that film Brazil, mostly British cast/crew/locations, but it's by the American one from Monty Python.
>>84394443>there's grass on the pitch
"If her age is on the clock then it's time for the cock" - Sean
I hate children honestly. Fucking annoying.
>>84394431He married her at 6, and bummed her at 9.
Happy 4/20 lads. We celebrating?
>>84394431I questioned Moni on the Al-zutt Hadith and he said it's up to interpretation and us whites wouldn't understand it. What is there to understand that Mohammad got raped in the desert by a bunch of blacks for 12 hours.
Hmm yeah unsurprisingly a big fucking bunch of losers post in this thread.
the leader of the feel street noncing club wearing his ceremonial noncing garb
>Y..y.y.yyyyou w.w.w.wouldn't..u.u.uuu.uuu.under..s.s.sstand I understand by reading the Hadith that Mohammad married a 6 year old and raped her when she was 9. How is that open to interpretation? What is there to understand?
you lads wouldn't last a minute in hhl's shoes.
>>84394496boo fucking hoo mong
>>84394496Probably not. I've big feet desu
You lads would wither and die if you suffered the persecution SeasideMARK had to go through.
>>84394488Cant wait for him to come back x
pedo phil ere
>>84394518Oh no, not phil.
>>84394517I cant either. I wonder how quickly I can rattle him and get him banned again oh aye x
I don't own a pair of jeans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGcmsRpRmL8quite interesting, this. made by Kubrick's daughter (the l*ttle g*rl who can't act in 2001: A Space Odyssey). British film crews remind me of lorrylads somewhat. no-nonsense night weirdos, just moving around, performing tasks.
>>84394546Do you own three pairs of jeans?
>>84394563I don't own any jeans.
>>84394567>I don't own any jeans.Ah.
i don't own a single coat.
>>84394488Memes aside why is he wearing a bin?
>>84394583Have they all got partners?
>>84394488I wonder what he up to
favourite black mirror episode lads?i like the one about the nonce getting 'trolled'
>>84394594Distributing THAT video
Makes me wonder about the psychology of people who do stuff like this. Beyond the obvious moral evil of it, surely it must have crossed their minds beforehand that sodomising this baby would likely kill him, which would destroy their own lives as well? Truly demonic stuff.
>>84394587I thought it was a giant condom desu.
>>84394532>PHIL..THE POWWWWWWWERRR TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYLOOR!
>>84394488His handlers are fit x
>>84394600Odd that when gays adopt babies they exclusively only want boys. Weird that.
been listening to a lot of oasis recently
>>84394593mild guffaw at this.i like you, anon.
>>84394605Living legend, we can forget about the indecent assault convictionhttps://youtu.be/ddKiCs6vlVg
mum won't turn the heating upit's fucking freezing
>>84394630Why aren't you man enough to have your own place?
>>84394596the 'White Bear' one. sort of a similar idea but had cool science-fiction stuff. the troll one was just '...and then the next cruel thing happens!' but without anything interesting plot/character/gimmick wise.gave up on the American ones tbqh.
>>84394637Do you have your own place, big man?
Might learn to cook. Sick of eating shit ready meals and frozen food.
>>84394648I do, lad. Are you scared to live on your own?
>>84394661House or flat?
>>84394648>big manhaha
>>84394661>I do, ladProof?
Favourite Radiohead song?Ful Stop for me I think.
>>84394671Either, lad. Are you scared to live in a flat or house on your own?
>>84394682>Proof?What would you accept as proof?
>>84394692A picture of your home with timestamp
>>84394692Full bank account details.
>>84394685I live in a house with my wife and sprog, thanks.
>>84394683'Fake Plastic Trees'. i like proper bands like Oasis, so you can see how Radiohead might have ended up good.
>>84394705And yet you're here posting on britfeel. LARPer alert!
Me? Going to have this spliff then go to bed. Not because I'm old (I am old), I'm just quite drunk (I am quite drunk).
spliff dub lads xhappy weed dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAGGkYmi-ek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa8ECdtG6gsoooooo aye
faded xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hpfBxnjy_E
shall be celebrating 20/4 with a diazepam.oh go on then: TWO diazepam!
might have to get on the lorazepam grind x
get stoned get stoned xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgddyyWQid0
>>84394587You have to not be British to not know what he's wearing.
On the vodka. It's better than being bored lonely and depressed, isn't it
do envy you stonerlads somewhat. chill people on your chillgrass.not sure what ruined weed for me. thought maybe they'd changed it, Cadbury's style. but nah, if anything, it's a better time for different options than ever before.enjoy your plants but be careful with your brain x
mashed xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVGcRNotCAE
>>84394787I am british and I have never wore a bin bag
I woke up today with a large penis, same as any other day.
Fucking pathetic that some people can't comprehend the idea that others are functioning adults that have their own property. Not even that lad above but I'm in my 30s with a 3 bed house. Frankly if you're over 30 and aren't on the housing ladder or plans to get on it you're a failson and probably ought to be culled so the people that are contributing to society (including your parents) don't have to provide for you. Biomass.
>>84394802I have a large penis, it's more of a novelty than anything lad
>>84394802this is like one of those great opening lines to a novel.
i'm so fat my dick recedes into my body when it's flaccid. being a fat fuck and having a small dick is sad times
>>84394198You should absolutely update your packages frequently
>>84394806that's nothing mate, you only have the one house? not even a portfolio of properties, residential and commercial? your wife and kids must be ashamed of you.
>>84394806see I disagree, im 25 and have 17k and have been looking into houses and im thinking of shoving 15k into trading 212 for a 4.62% interest rate for the first year + 300 per month would be 785 quid and by the time im 30 id have enough for some sort of house BUTwhat is the point when all the houses I see are shitholes? like they all fucking blow dick, not one I look at and think yeah thats worth the 10% deposit, not ONE. Housing in this country is shit.
