What would you do if you were Mike Teavee's dad?
>>84398268that's near the end of the movie when i tend to lose interest (i usually tap out after blueberry girl) so i don't really remember how his arc goes aside from getting shrunk.
>>84398276He gets tucked away in his moms purse and likely taken home. How Mike's dad would react to his son being smaller than his cock is anyone's guess.
>>84398282i'm pretty sure wonka deus ex machinas all the kids off screen, since it's a kid movie
>>84398293Eh, unlikely, the movie was designed to be dark and Dahl loves his cruel endings
>>84398276I think Wonka says he'll need to literally be stretched back into shape
>>84398301But his mom faints at the idea, so she probably wouldn't have agreed to it.
>>84398299i mean they dejuice Violet or w/eVeruca probably died on impact on i suppose
>>84398268I found it weird that all the American kids are played by British kids and the local kid (Charlie) and his family are all American
>>84398306We don't actually see it happen, and there's the implication she might explode.The only kids we know survive would be Charlie and likely Mike
>>84398304Everyone signed contracts going in though. Violet's cure is being juiced.
>>84398320They signed contracts to not sue Wonka, not to agree to his cures.
>>84398306Wonka explains she'd be with all the other rubbish that goes into the furnace, which happens every other day.
the dad will probably be disappointed he can't buy his kid a gun (i just watched the Mike interview scene)
i'm sure there's an alternate universe where the movie Like Mike is about Mike Teavee's dad wanting to be small, and that movie is Honey We Shrunk Ourselves (but it's called Like Mike)
>>84398335But how would you feel if you were his dad?
>>84398365oh, i misread the OP post. i would be glad my son is too small to fuck my wife, whom i presumably hate
>>84398371...why do you hate your wife?
>>84398373i'm even older than a boomerwife hate is on a decreasing scale of magnitude
>>84398377Well I guess it's good despite being so old you don't hate a kid like Mike
>>84398325I think it's implied that they're in Wonka's world and under his rules of reality too though
>>84398386Either way they can't force Mrs. Teavee to give up her son
>>84398344There is a sequel to the first book but I don't know if any of the other kids return except Charlie.
>>84398382it's anyone's guess what he's like as an adult
>>84398395I'm talking about Mike as a kid though. Older people have a tendency to hate kids.
>>84398388True but don't the oompa loompas lead her out, heading for the taffy stretching room?
>>84398399ok, i would probably bring him back to wonka to get cured after playing the paternalism card when my wife brings him back
>>84398409Paternalism card?
>uhhh my son just got real small somehow please don't sue me mr wonka
>>84398408Yes, but she'd probably wake up pretty quickly, she wasn't even fully unsconscious, just dazed.
>>84398419Why would the dad or mom get sued?
>>84398312Mike was British?
>>84398444Breaking the NDA he made them sign at the start of the tour
>>84398529That was just to not get Wonka sued, he has no basis to sue them.
>>84398525Oh I guess not. He always looked like a British kid to me.
>>84398533Watch the movie retard he literally entraps the kids into breaking it and giving his ip to a fake competitor it's like the main plot of the movie
>>84398631What is he gonna sue them for? They wanted to give my IP to a competitor, but they didnt, and also that competitor is my own employee?
>>84398268Give him a hug and a kiss cause that is sad
>>84398568How does a kid look British
Last month I got really high and started thinking about the scientific implications of Willy Wonka and his chocolate factory. He had technology to shrink people, turn people into immobile balls, squirrels that could assemble and drag people unwillingly, and candy that can make you float (though that wasn't in the newer movie). Plus he had the whole chocolate river, how much water, milk, and cocoa was he importing to sustain that shit? Then I started thinking about how the technology could have worked. When Mike Teavee was teleported and you could see him moving "cloud-like" overhead, where was his consciousness? Did he die and was an identical copy (albeit smaller) synthesized? Why was this smaller version pliable (i.e. he could be placed in the taffy puller and return to his full albeit stretched height). How did Mr. Wonka figure all of this out, the Oompa Loompas were pygmies from a jungle no way they were able to come up with this shit. He basically had the technology to bring the world to its knees, yet he used it to produce candy. What a fag
>>84399342So what would you have done as Mikes dad
>>84399342The took away the fizzy lifting drink scene? Not fucking watching it.
>>84399367Idk call the military and tell them Mr. Wonka has a shrink ray/teleportation device, among other machines of interest. Then I would sue Wonka for child endangerment (if this is the second movie where the Oompa Loompas keep trying to kill him with newspapers and knives during that musical sequence). They would probably raid his factory and shut down the Wonka Corporation or make him produce top secret weaponry like Skunkworks. Then I guess the government would put me under witness protection while they figure out how to unshrink him. Mike would have to be enclosed lest bugs try to eat him, so I guess I would put him in some sort of hamster cage. I haven't thought about it much because I always related to Charlie.Now that you mention it I used to be a bit autistic (probably still am lmao) about how they were able to set up a television where you could reach inside and grab something like a chocolate bar. I was for a short time obsessed with this part and thought I could make something with concave mirrors when I was like 6 years old. Basically Mr. Wonka has some fucked up hologram technology which might also be of interest to the government.
>>84400001That makes sense I suppose anon
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