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Would you be sad if this was your mom?
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>>84398923
Yes, there isn't a single universe where I wouldn't be sad if my mom was a streetwalker.
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>>84398972
These days prossies are making bank. If your mama got you the newest iPhone every year, tok you on vacations and bought you dripped out clothes you'd be talking different
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My mom randomly told me she had a hookup with a guy from some apartments and he stole her fucking watch and never gave it back and I never felt so much disappointment and disgust. My mom is too fucking honest. If she tells me she ever sold her ass I will kill her I fucking swear. She thinks I want to hear her shit and won't judge but I am absolutely judging!
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>>84398923
My mom is an unfaithful slut. That's not much better than a hooker.
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>>84398923
Most moms are whores for free dumbass. Lmao
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>>84398972
Alphas are cooked, 60% chance of getting drive by "this yo mom?" in 4k.
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>>84398923
>would you be sad if this was x?
>would you be sad if x happened?
Why would I choose to feel bad? It is better to feel fine always.
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>>84398923
i would sniff her farts
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>>84398923
Is it bad if that would turn me on?
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>>84399458
Same, mommy issues high five. Did life also double whammy you with autism, as well?

I consider both of these to be pretty integral to my current incelmaxxing build... not to brag, but the last time I tested this build, I clocked my autistic tirades as having a vaginal desiccation rate at 3.9 liters of vaginal lubrication absorbed for every 15 minutes of sustained ranting (#4 in the nation).

I've been told that, even if it's commercialized, I can never travel to space on any kind of mixed gender flight without at least wearing some kind of gag, because my verbal presence could desiccate the moisture of every vagina onboard such that they could shift the mass distribution of the launch vehicle during ascent, causing the trajectory to deviate (perhaps even catastrophically).
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>>84398923
Nice ass on this whore, she could be part of my harem if she wasnt all used up, quite sad I will not eat that ass.
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>>84398923
I would be sad if she wouldn't pretend to be my mommy for the night
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Depends on how she raised me. I wouldnt have time to feel angst over my mom being a hooker if she gave me hooker girlfriends
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>>84399705
It would turn me on too, but I'd be really worried about her getting hurt. Probably would end up running a brothel and make her the madam of it.
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>>84398923
My mom was a literal prostitute who left me at 12 because of a drug addiction. She was murdered 5 years later. She was very loving, cooked well, and took care of me well before that.
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>>84398923
Great men like P Diddy and Charles Manson had prostitutes as mothers, I'd probably go down that route.
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>>84399322
>it's worth it to have a disgrace of a mother if you get new Timbs and Supreme clothing!
Uhh, I'm not a nigger, so I don't care about that stuff. I'd rather have a non-whore mom.



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