Normalfags of /r9k/, how did your relationships with your ex or current gf start?How did you end up talking or communicating at first? How did it lead to a relationship?
>>84402881My parents forced me to marry her, the first time we ever met in person was when after she arrived from the airport
>>84402905Are you from a thirdie hole?
>>84402916Nope, USA and white
>>84402881sometimes you just need to go for it it i guess.she was sitting alone on the bench at front of the school. my friends knew i liked her so they told me to go talk to her.i really didn't want to do it but eventually they convinced me. i went to the bench and we started talking (she was new that year, it's hs btw) we talked about a bunchh of shit and then at the end i asked for her msn. i added her on msn and would talk to her as much as possible. then i asked her to homecoming and she said yes.we went to homecoming and she was grinding on my dick and shit i had a massive boner in front of every one. she gave me a kiss and the end and i asked her to hang out again. so the next time we hung out she came to my house and we watched saw 4 and had sex. then for about a month or so we would have sex a few times and in march she agreed to be my official gf. it last for maybe 4 more months before she left me for a guy she ate lunch with every day. kind of a shitty version of the story but yea
>>84402881met them online originally hopefully
>>84402881>Met on snapchat in highschool>Met at a highschool house party>Childhood friend>Met on hinge>Met at uni (current gf), started talking in class and made a friendship group, I organized an event where we all drank together and she ended up staying the night and we stayed up talking the whole time. From there it was just making the usual moves and being too good of an option for her to turn down.
fuck i thought there would be more to explore
>>84402963if youre so great why do you have 5 ex's HUH
I met her at work back in highschool. Apparently I was super popular with the girls at work but I never knew it. She was the only one to actually bother me enough to get my attention. She would tease me about stupid shit which I thought was very cute. I still remember the one night we walked back to the parking lot together talking about stuff. I made an excuse to leave because I was nervous. Eventually a mutual coworker told me she liked me and I called her out on it. She got super embarrassed but I liked her too so it worked out. And then we broke up 4 years later.
>>84402963what do you mean you "met" her on snapchat? how the fuck does that work?
I met her on /r9k/. She was a self-proclaimed femcel, and I debated her out of it by dating her I guess. We live together now, and she's next to me right now naked. It started on discord, and we got to know each other, and liked each other a lot.
>>84402985I wasn't always a good option and I wasn't always good at picking girls.Exes 1-4 were lesbian, lesbian, lesbian and then BPD.
>>84403013Idk I was like 15. She was just in my friends list and it turned out she lived near me and was willing to date a chud.
>>84402881>scrolling through plebbit>message foid who wants to have first time>am a virgin also so why not>talk>talk a little bit too much>decide to hang out for a couple days>hang out and visit places around the city>back to hotel room watch some anime>she's kinda shy so i get her comfortable and cuddle>get horny and kiss and grope her and stuff>plap>"hey wanna be my gf?">sure>???only took me 25 years but it was pretty good
>>84403015Did you just ask her to add your discord if she thought she was femcel? How did you go from there? How long ago was it?>>84403020You just asked her to date you right away? Or how did you initiate contact?
>>84403063We talked for a while and I eventually asked her out on a date. It's easier when you're in highschool because neither of you have any clue what you're doing.
>>84403063>"hurr durr i am le fembot"<"fembots don't exist">ignores me at first<keep countering her points and the simps in the thread>"you're a bigot!"<explain how i'm not a bigot and fembots still don't exist>"ok be my bf"<"prove you're real">"i can't here"<"here's my dc, you won't add me"That was Nov 3 2022
>>84403086Ok but did you see her on your friend's list and randomly go "hiiii" one day or what? How do you go from there?
>>84403232Did she send you pics of herself after that? How did you get to the point of a relationship from there? If she had send me a pic and she wasn't bad looking I would have probably said so and then wouldn't know how to go from there.
>>84402881>how did your relationships with your ex or current gf start?My little pony convention>How did you end up talking or communicating at first? My little pony xxx roleplay forum>How did it lead to a relationship?We spent the con weekend together and ended up getting along really well.
>>84403261Yes. We just chatted every day, watched anime together, played online games, flirted until things worked out.You have to learn to talk to people through experience. Only in 2021 did I begin to learn how to make online friends (I literally couldn't even chat 1-on-1 with people on steam/discord and literally only talked to my family). I met one friend through /qa/ in summer of 2021 and things went up from there in terms of reducing social my anxiety and improving my social skills. I felt no hope for getting a gf for at least several years because I was so anxious, but I got lucky and my skills actually got up to some level of par. I had an unstoppable mental urge to put women on a pedestal in my mind that was very difficult to break, but it's possible.
You guys won't believe me, but whatever. I was a hikiNEET for a very long time, still am. Not long after I turned 30 and gained wizard powers, I was walking down my street when I encountered the sister of one of my oldest and only friends.Turns out she didn't live very far from me and invited me to hang out at her house. I really didn't want to, told her I'd straight up prefer talking over text. But she insisted, and so we began meeting as friends. Not long after, she asked if I wanted to meet up with another girl I used to know when I was in high school. I didn't wanna do that either, but eventually I relented. These two girls were breaking up with their partners at the time, and I was way out of my depth - they were bonafide normies, with families and responsibilities and all that junk, meanwhile I was still hung up on a oneitis that friendzoned me and fucked chads when I was 15. Anyway, we all became very close very quickly. The partners these girls had were boring, retarded, and emotionally unavailable. I endeared myself to them very quickly. To cut a long story short, I get drunk one night and ask my friend's sister outright if she'd take my virginity. I fully expected her to say no, but she said yes. The sex was awful. I made her cum by eating her out (copying what I'd seen in porn) but couldn't get hard at all. A week or two later, the other friend joined in on our friends-with-benefits arrangement, and before long I was fucking them both. It was a strange feeling. Losing my virginity was honestly sad. I cried a lot the day after... I felt like the inner-world I'd spent so long constructing had crumbled all at once. Lack of sex defined my life, and now that I was fucking two girls way out of my league at the same time nothing made sense anymore. Well, typically, it didn't last very long, around half a year or so. Jealousy got in the way - the friend's sister I lost my virginity to turned out to be a horrible human being, and we all got hurt.
>>84403478How did you continue after she send you a pic? Did you just randomly ask if she wants to watch anime?
>>84403238Nah I did streaks for a bit. That only works in highschool though, being a grown man and doing that shit would be weird as fuck.
>>84403533No we talked a ton before watching anime. If a girl sends you a picture of herself you should say nothing positive about her looks. She guaranteed already has a million simps, and to stick out you need to be different. Not complimenting her before you even know her is one way. Not that that alone will do anything, but I wouldn't compliment her unless she begs you to.
Very cute thread right here
>>84402881Much like all my other ones: first date sex and we both decided we were hot enough to actually get to know each other. I imagine it's the same for more than many would admit. My first gf was after a month or two of calls and texts, but we were phone-sexing before we met and fucked in person. My last girlfriend was the only woman I would have, and did settle for. She did not feel the same.
>>84403525I know it in my soul that I will never experience this. I've been with enough women to earn a ban from r9k, but I'll never ever have two at once. Good for you. My lightning in a bottle moment was fucking a 4'11 18yo type right after my ex dumped me. I'm in my 40s. It did not work out. Recently she broke months of silence to tell me she's unhappy with her boyfriend and blocked me right after. Guess she has to keep the peace there and can't have me blowing up her phone when she's living with this dude. I would do unspeakable things to fuck her again and kill for her to live with me.
>>84404413Why have you never had a successful relationship ori
>>84402926How is it going now?
>>84404598It's going fine, we actually get along decently. Fortunately she didn't just divorce my ass
>>84404596I mean... the last one was for nearly 6 years. That's above par for sure. I've had handful of 3-years otherwise. As for why they failed: I settled with some practice girlfriends or whoever was consistent and got restless with them eventually. *I* was the practice for my last one, but we had a good run. As for the bigger picture on why: I don't drive, don't want to have kids, and while I'm not a NEET and do pretty well for myself otherwise, I'm a pretty weird dude. Women have probably only tolerated me because I look okay. I think a lot of people share this fate, though. If you didn't stumble into a happy marriage and pop out some kids before 30, odds are you'll be in and out of relationships with other broken retards forever. I probably have one serious gf left in me, then it's being isolated and weird til my cat eats me.
>>84402881we met playing diablo about 8 years ago. hes 10 years younger than me, and because of that, we have intercourse at least 5 times a day. its a really beautiful relationship, only downside is the fact im sometimes really jealous because young women will try too hard to get his attention. hes a 10 in very spect. big dick, 130+ IQ, a good heart and a lot of mommy issues. even our neurodevelopmental abnormalities match. lucky me desudesu im just here to brag
Was young, naive and inexperienced with women and she basically used me to get out of a relationship.Was too intimidated too opt out as she would do often self harm and threats of killing herself .I literally got stockholm syndromed.would never do that again
>>84404772i have similar stats (pretty large penis, 140+ IQ, tall and lean, supposedly good face) and have gone all 19 years of my life without a single look at mei would probably go jerk off immediately if i ever got a compliment or had the privilege of a girl socializing with me
>>84402881I was 16, and was 27. online game, married no kids, 400 miles from me but I visited her every few months. we dated for 3 years.
Lucifer controls all the relationships. He tries to make it look natural, which is what this thread is for. Hes lying to us about the truth. He also controls the death of humans, and again tries to make it look natural. Lucifer pushes people off ladders, he crashes peoples cars. Im not making it up. Its a weird situation because he literally is the people on tv. But, tries to make it all look natural. So the reason this is so confusing, is because first off, were poor and dont have sex. Secondly, plant and animal life would be extremely chaotic when you have like billions of ants, to say lucifer is controlling the death of every ant seems a bit far fetched. But, the joke here is that for an ant to exist, lucifer has to be the ant. Yeah its definitely confusing just because of the quantity of fucking and killing that lucifer orchestrates from a higher level brain. Its really cringe because lucifer clearly designed my body to look bad on purpose, and now hes telling me humans sexually select based on attractiveness. Like thats so stupid i can hardly believe that. Hes made it look a bit like hes kidnapped my soul and placed it into a simulation for the purpose of torture. But theres so many bells and whistles that its hard to get the big picture about why its okay to torture people. I clearly deserved to have sex just like everyone else. Just because he made me ugly on purpose he thinks hes like a powerful god or something. Nobody considers him the alpha dog here, hes a huge turd and id beat the fuck outta lucifer if he dared show his true body in my presence. I could easily and quickly defeat lucifer in hand to hand combat, which is why he never shows up to my duel requests.
>>84405296he was your age when we metmaybe youre not playing vidya enough...idk. it shouldnt be hard to find a nice woman like me with all the perks you have
>>84402881Discord -> move to their state -> dateFor ex and current, though I don't think I'd qualify as a normalfag anywhere but here.
>>84402881Current gf is my 10th one, not counting sex with randoms. I met 7 of them on dating apps plus 1 coworker, 1 classmate at 16 and 1 woman i met on a group home. You just let things flow, women are not conquered, they either like you at first glance or its over. Women always make it easy if they like you.>t. 34 yo boomer
>>84403578I meant how did you continue after she showed herself? How did you continue the conversation to something else?
