/r9k/ - lotion beaters I have a question for you - ROBOT9001

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lotion beaters I have a questi(...) 04/22/26(Wed)04:05:03 No.84405393

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lotion beaters I have a question for you Anonymous 04/22/26(Wed)04:05:03 No.84405393 Archived

Why not just use lube? It's 10x better. Better than dry beating too. It's literally designed for it.

Anonymous
04/22/26(Wed)07:20:13 No.84405925

Anonymous 04/22/26(Wed)07:20:13 No.84405925

>>84405393
i only use my saliva for years

Anonymous
04/22/26(Wed)10:33:49 No.84406903

Anonymous 04/22/26(Wed)10:33:49 No.84406903

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>>84405393
because I have a foreskin roflmao imagine getting an essential part of your dick cut because of the jews, couldn't be me
>captcha was a star of david

Anonymous
04/22/26(Wed)10:37:24 No.84406920

Anonymous 04/22/26(Wed)10:37:24 No.84406920

>>84405393
I wouldn't recommend using water-based lube. It just dries off quickly and gets sticky and ravages your skin. Use silicon based lubes instead, a few drops are enough.

Anonymous
04/22/26(Wed)10:40:23 No.84406939

Anonymous 04/22/26(Wed)10:40:23 No.84406939

Lucifer tried to make the word nvke to associate the word nuke with blackpill shit. But, totally failed. And the phrase truth nvke just ended up being a synonym of when people would reply by saying. This. Yeah lucifers such a fucking worthless piece of shit dude that guys the biggest fucking leech on our planet its unreal dude.

Anonymous
04/22/26(Wed)10:41:56 No.84406946

Anonymous 04/22/26(Wed)10:41:56 No.84406946

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>>84405393
>mutilated guys fighting friction