I hope you don't actually dress/do this shit lol
>>84405557I look like this and say this but I am deeply committed to ebony queens.
>>84405557nah im too fat to look like a chud. im more of a soiboi
You dress like this
>prole fashion plus not latest iphone = ickYWNBAW btw
>>84405557I dress like a crack addict because it scares women
>>84405557>android phoneI know it's bait but come on.
>>84405557you guys are really out of touch with your memes
>>84405594Funny how skinny jeans and baggy jeans comes and goes constantly, but regular cut stays timeless
>>84405557>>84405594I only wear oversized hoodies and jeans brcause they make me look slimmer. also they hide my moobs.
>>84405557I dress like picwith my build and my face, I just look like a criminal
>>84405603Do you shit and piss yourself too
>>84405557you know android is just the main OS, right? Nigger, Samsung, Google, are all android. I would be more understanding if you said Nokia or something.
Applefag made this picture genuinely makes no sense to get an iphone. The interface is so weird and confusing. Android just makes sense
>>84405731Attractive and rich people have iPhones, poor and brown people have other brands.
Font top small to read on the phone, redo the image, faggot
>>84405743Jew psyop. Apple is a brand for tech illiterates. Why do you think they keep removing key features from their phones like aux ports and buttons? You can't even jailbreak modern IPhones without a super computer.
>>84405743The only person I know with an iphone is mixed race
>>84405557>>84405743genuine meds
>>84405743>Attractive and rich people have iPhoneswrong, you biotrash. Attractive and rich people have brands like Vertu.>poor and brown people have other brands.wrong again, you waste of resources. All the poor and brown people drool over, cream their pants over, and buy apples shite. Because they're easily bamboozled into fucking a goat, buying overpriced useless trash, or believeing into magic rocks and invisible people. top kek.
>>84405557i agree all these things suck but there are some sick new balance colorways
>>84405557>3/10I always wear a tight ponytail even though I'm balding and my posture is shit but the thing that really stung me was the shoes part as I have had only a single NB pair in the past six years (bought before covid) and they look like they've been though some shit even though I rarely leave my house.
>>84405750>>84405751>>84405760Actual, genuine "cope".
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>>84405793how is it cope that all the brown people in my life own iphones? youre brown yourself. a white man uses a Google pixel with graphene os because only white men know how to use technology.
>>84405793>quotes cope>didn't post pepe>didn't post copium>0 facts>0 substance>not attached to reality in any wayI'm really sorry that you were heavily influenced and brainwashed by propaganda campaigns. I promise you, that nobody cares what your phone is. You're not better or worse as a person because of a retarded device for unwashed masses and tech illiterate cattle.
>>84405806Not having an iPhone is a massive red flag and ick, sorry. >>84405803Pretty white girls use iPhones and expect you to have an iPhone. They don't care about other brands, outside of the fact that those brands are NOT iPhones. You can pretend otherwise or say that you don't want a girl that shallow, but that IS coping.
>>84405841>Not having an iPhone is a massive red flag and ick, sorry.I'm not trying to put my penis into you, so this is completely irrelevant. As for the global market of 4b+ females in this world, you obviously simply do not speak for 4b+ females.TL;DR: Doesn't matter.
>>84405806>I promise you, that nobody cares what your phone is.you underestimate how shallow women are
>>84405847>It doesn't matter because I say it doesn't!Okay, dude. There's a reason there are memes about this exact thing that girls share.
>>84405852>>84405855>got their gf stolen by an indian who uses iPhonekek little white cucks you guys are.
>>84405867How can anyone compete with Brahmin Ubermensch?
>>84405852oh, I am aware, alright. Most people are delusional, male and female. Easily influenced by the marketing and propaganda campaigns.Reality is, a phone doesn't matter. It's like me saying>If you don't have a 4-5k+ USD PC setup alone, not mentionign laptops, then you're a poor tech illiterate subhumanIt's funny how reality factually is, innit? kek. Opinions of other people on tech. are irrelevant to me.>>84405855I'm an old man. I will never have young silly girls sharing iphone memes anyway.
>>84405557Only thing I do here is maybe the chud face.I'm still a chud though. I have the phenotype due to nasolabial folds and big lips.
>>84405793>c-copeOkay, iFag.
>>84405878Being ugly actually has little to do with dressing too.Imagine someone like Chico or Christian Bale dressing like the OP img. Still would be able to pull.
in my country 90% of normies only wear sports shoes, jeans, some shitty t-shirt and in winter one of those plastic coats. the last time i saw a guy in a dress shoe and wool long coat it was on a homeless man. and ofc the office drones in their 100% plastic suits and plastic dress shoes
>>84405750>Japan is tech illiterate
>>84405750>dude why isn't there a million ports and why cant I hack it to store my cp stashautism
>>84405907But 4chan said iPhones are le brown!
>>84405907They literally still use faxes and still used floppy disks just a few years ago
>>84405877Their opinions don't matter because you are not competing for tight 18-21 year old fresh pussy anymore, which is fine. iPhones suck, but attractive young women view them positively. Having an iPhone is a green flag for women, which matters if you want to fuck them.
>>84405907unironically japan hasn't made any tech advancements since the 80s.
>>84405921keeping your cp stash in your iphonengmi
>>84405936if you want to sex them, then you have to buy them an iphone, which is easy. I don't think it is good to do that, however. 18yo girls have always loved and will always love 50+ year old men. I'm not that old, but 50+ year old men have money. And status. Some have quite a bit of fame too.
>>84405717>brand of sacrifice necklace
>>84405557i wear out of date glasses and when i was in the big city a random girl i passed by literally laughed at me
>>84405557>chudjak isn't real it can't hurt you>look at photos of teenage me from 20 years agoOh. Oh no.
>>84405921>brings up cp out of nowhere
>>84406017there's no reason to hack your phone if you aren't doing anything illegal>graphene is the OS of choice for criminals
>>84406033What if I want to just use a different version of YouTube?
>>84406040then you use an app with a built-in ad block, such as the brave browser.
>>84406040pay for premium brokie
>>84406044>>84406051WRONG. You would use YouTube vanced instead.
>>84405997sincere about it desu eventhough i know the kind of guys it's associated with
>>84405907>muh precious JapanGrow up, weeb
>>844055575/10(I don't have social media, so I didn't count the third category)Venting about trannies and niggers online is actually a great way to cope. :-)
>>84405557This is how I look generally, though my face is far less attractive than the guy in pic rel.
>>84405557i do all of this and i've had a girlfriend who's been living with me for the past 5+ years. OP is a virgin.
>>84405557No I actually look like a homeless man
>>84405923>>84405907>selected countries
>>84405557I look like this and do most of these things but I'm a Marxist that hates racism and jews.
>>84405557I stopped wearing graphic tees, dont have social media in the first place, eat taco bell and stuff, mostly wear work boots or flip flops, don't know or like any fashionable haircuts. Am quiet with resting bitch face, don't need glasses, i got an android cause I was fucking tired of iphones not giving me freedom to download porn games as apps and shit, this phone is infinitely better than any iphone I ever had and easier to use than the new bullshit iphone my dad makes me fix every few days. I don't get mad at the outside world, I am out of shape, and my posture could be better but could be worse.
>>84405557i will never in my life understand hair
>iPhone vs SamsungNobody actually cares about this or what phone you have
>>84407444but what shoes and haircut matters? nah if they care about your brand of shoe then they care about your phone too
>>84407469Wearing white sports trainers as normal shoes is the problem here, not the brand.Girls really don't care about your phone brand unless it's some weird meme foreign unusable thing
>>84407469No one and I mean no one cares about brands they just care about if it looks good.You can wear New Balance shoes and still look good, in fact many people are wearing Crocs these days and they're hideous but it doesn't matter.Haircut is important though.
>>84405730Not spending a huge amount of money on the latest iphone = ick. You must consoom even though this type of person will also say things like "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism'
>>84407491even your post is full of doublethinki think normalniggery defies logic and words
>>84407546>normalniggery defies logic and wordsyour assumption that normaniggery midwit level intelligence is enough to be able to utilize logic is wrong.
>>84407546Where's the doublethink here? You can wear whatever brand you want as long as you have a basic grasp of fashion and how to make your shoes look good with pants, socks, and shirts that match them.You can use any smartphone OS you want, literally no one cares, just buy a phone case so its not just a black brick. People, especially women, find it weird when your phone hasn't been personalized at all.that said I'm also a loser with no fashion sense so this is just the blind leading the blind here, ignore my advice if you want. I've just never felt like anyone judges me for using an android, they're usually more fixated on my japanese mascot phone case despite being a man.
>Caring about clothesMa'am, I put on clean clothes, little to no thought goes into style or whatever the fuck.
>>84406033>there's no reason to hack your phone if you aren't doing anything illegalNot true. Please explain why cp was the first thing on your mind when thinking of an example of illegal activity.
>>84405557OK but New Balances are fucking comfy as hell and as long as you don't buy them in white no one's gonna notice you look like Dr. Gregory House.
>>84405594I'm sick of these clown pants, I see them in every store and it's almost all they sell. I don't know who is pushing this ugly ass baggy clown pants and big ass clown shoes trend but it's gay as fuck. I had to return a pair of Adidas I didn't try on before I bought because the retards thought fucking track pants should be built like parachutes. I should get my clothes tailored by Amish people.
