>>84406153
>What does pussy taste like?
like bags of sand

>>84406153
Raw un-showered pussy tastes like piss, slightly metallic like pennies in your mouth. The smell is like male ball smell but it's sweeter and intoxicating usually. If it's too ripe, she's dirty.

Showered pussy tastes like nothing

>>84406153
A mix of sweat and acid

>>84406153
pussy is for sticking my dick in. I'd never put my mouth near that thing!

Salty milk covered coins in a bag of sand

>>84406153
People on this board keep insisting that this little slit is actually as intimidating and potent as having a penis. It's retarded, like, except humping things and leaving a snail trail, what else can it do? Getting fucked? Anything even remotely intimidating? Nope!

>>84406171
I WANT TO SMELL FEMANON PUSSY

>>84406223
I'm still pissed that pedos psyopped women into shaving constantly, when pubic hair traps in the aromatics vaginas produce.

I'll never forget the smell of this beautiful bush a fwb had. I was obsessed with how she smelled, she wore long flowy dresses with no underwear underneath, I'd rest my head under her skirt and just lay there

>>84406153
Good if clean

>>84406153
It smells like heaven on Earth if you're a virgin or haven't gotten laid in a while. Or it smells a bit like sweat or bad sushi if it belongs to your wife or long-time girlfriend.

>>84406153
By GOD I love eating pussy.
I don't have time to type up a whole dissertation on the taste, but I will say this: it's better after it's been fucked a bit.
I like starting with going down on a chick, then fucking her for a bit, it really gets her juices flowing and like brings them out of her pussy or something. After having piv sex for a bit, when I can tell it's getting sloppy down there, I switch back to oral.
I think it's dependent on cycle, but when she's nice and creamy down there after a bit of dicking, I love to go down and lap it all up.
That said, after I cum, I enjoyed the scents and tastes a lot less, I usually wash my face soon after and switch with some water, as well as clean out my nose.

>>84406188
Idk I like eating out, I love it when a chick spasming and grabs my hair, and than start rubbing my head in enjoyment.

>>84406153
It doesn't taste good, I'll tell you that much. Best you can hope for is that she showers and scrubs it thoroughly so it tastes like nothing.

>>84406153
snot, piss, and blood

it kind of tastes like my skin. idk if anyone else skin tastes sour but thats what it tastes like to me, except much more sour

>>84406202
At least it's not physically uncomfortable and needs constant readjustment, along with getting huge at random. Fuck that shit.

It has a sour taste, it doesn't taste good but if she is well groomed and eating pussy can be an enjoyable experience.

>>84406153
>Thread filled with people who have actually eaten pussy.
Since you seem to be experts, how do I git gud at eating pussy if I've never done it?
I don't want to suck at it (no pun intended) the first time I get to do it, but I don't have anyone to practice so what gives?

>>84409133
You practice, thats pretty much it. You get used to doing what a girl wants and reacting to it. Also having eaten a girl out doesn't make you good at it.

>>84406153
when freshly showed (and only licking the clit) it tastes like nothing. you're licking freshly washed skin
the hole and its juices have this musky taste and scent which is pretty much indescribable. its like a mix of chemicals and has a bitter/sour taste. i don't really have anything to compare it to but it doesn't taste bad, its just a bit funky
the longer she goes without showering the more her clit and areas around the hole will taste like this

>>84406171
>>84406173
Based pussy connoisseur

>>84406153
Shit tastes like sweaty tuna with a side of acid, metal, piss, and hair. Its not enjoyable unless you pavlov yourself into liking it

>>84409133
Suck the clit into your mouth to make a vacuum seal then lap at it with your tongue.

>>84406153
Tastes like sweat and saliva. If I swallow too much pussy juice I feel sick similar to drinking blood from your own wound. That kind of feeling.

copper ig

>>84406171
Agreed. It shouldn't smell like fish, that means the bitch is dirty or if it's "sour" it's because she's dirth

>>84410104
That sounds too simple to be true, am I not supposed to basically draw a ninjistsu sigil around her pussy with my tongue or something? Should I use fingers?

>>84406153
lots of piss

I only ever ate ass

>>84412371
the vacuum seal thing is retarded. you're just supposed to use the flat of your tongue and the flat of your bottom lip to apply pressure up from the base of the clit to the tip at a rate if about once a second. then, when she starts getting close to orgasm, you start speeding up to double/triple that speed.

I wonder if somehow she can hear me and I know that I would eat her pussy every day.

what does femcream taste like

>>84406153
Like salty skin.

>>84406153
Like uncleaned swimming pool water

>>84406153
Can't believe people talking abou thti sstill

>>84414958
it's about cats innit?

>>84406171
the one girl (ex now) I've been with was bad with showering regularly. which is a bummer since the one time I tried eating her out I basically had to stop immediately because I just couldn't do it. and she was cool with it too since she doesn't really like the sensation anyways and was just feeling experimental. The concept of eating a girl out is incredibly hot, but I'm afraid of trying again since she kinda made my first attempt quite unpleasant.
I have a long distance ladyfriend I'm going to be visiting soon, and I'm hoping to try it again, I can handle the pennies taste, In comparison I just think my EX was gross looking back on it, this other girl seems a lot more classy and actually does a decent job taking care of herself.

>>84406153
honey mustard