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Uhhh.... Cringe?
Why can't the japanese just stick to just ONE alphabet?
What is this retardation?
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>>84407158
Vgh t0t3s l4m0 4m 1 r1ght? D035 4ny1 3153 f331 th15 w4y? >:^) UwU
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>>84407269
'N0NNY, 1...
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idk I find Kanji's helpful because a lot of words are spelled the same but have different meanings
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Built in gatekeeping. It's African tier in terms of actual sounds, only one language in the world has fewer than Japanese. They also write some words in roman script, so it's actually four writing systems they use. Any less and the language would be too easy.
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>>84407302
I love kanjis, but needing to constantly switch between all three scripts is tiresome. Can't they add a "present" and "past" kanji instead of writing "shimasu" "shimashita" in hiragana?
>spelled the same but have different meanings
Homonyms? Yeah, like in any other languages.

>>84407328
Are the japanese the africans of asia?
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I love it because it filters normies and is the reason Japan has managed to stay relatively homogeneous and culturally untouched in the age of globalism
the funny part is that the three scripts isn't even difficult at all and kanji is actually one of the easier aspects of learning Japanese, but 99% of Japanse learners never make it far enough to get to the actually difficult part of the learning curve (onomatopoeia, dialects, sayings/phrases etc)

specifically onomatopoeia is legitimately the hardest part of the entire language for me because there's no context for their meaning like you have with kanji, it's literally just hundreds of different baby babble tier sounds that mean really specific things and are used in everyday conversation, insanity
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>>84407158
>What is this retardation?
uniquely your own
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>>84407404
To be fair, it's easy to read and to learn.
It's just hard on the eyes to see 3 distinct systems (4 with roman letters, 5 with kanji numbers) all "mixed" up together.

I can yomimasu totemo well, but I'm not arigatoful to dareever wanted to mix all of them.
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>>84407158
Thats a great question. Theyve rewritten standard Japanese to actually be funny words in English. And, probably to hide this, they made lots of sub languages to confuse everyone. Like gomen literally means im sorry. But in English theyre literally telling men to go away. All the words are like that now. Cuckolding or male humiliation was a way to earn free money somehow, so they do it a lot.
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>>84407423
>He doesn't know I ate more shirasu than he ever did
How humiliating for you...
>>84407428
Sounds like they're just a bunch of cunts to be fair
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>>84407158
>hiragana
The original alphabet. Can spell anything. Used for grammar, inflections or smaller/basic words.
>katakana
Used to spell foreign words. Sometimes employed to give company names an "exotic" flavour.
>kanji
Imported Chinese characters from medieval China. The main difficulty in learning Japanese. They are used to spell words, but are NOT words. They can also help differentiate between words that sound the same.
You can either learn them outright through memorization (this is what schoolchildren do for years) or learn the smaller composing parts in the Chinese characters and try to make sense of it that way. The average Japanese adult knows between 2000 and 5000 of these Chinese characters.
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>>84407443
I already know all of this though.
I'm just complaining about the "mix-n-match"
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>>84407425
https://www.aozora.gr.jp/cards/000035/files/301_14912.html
you should be able to read this book.. right?
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>>84407463
It follows a logic. They spelled everything in hiragana then they imported Chinese characters. The cost of replacing it would be large, texts would get a lot larger, a millennia of texts would become unreadable and you'd lose most of the nuance to the language.
>Why do they have it?
History.
>Why do they keep it?
Replacing it with anything else would be a downgrade.
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>>84407464
>No longer human
Sorry, I'm not an incel, and what he wrote has already been written by the greeks or the romans ANYWAY
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>>84407498
https://www.aozora.gr.jp/cards/001779/files/56650_58209.html
read every day to master japanese...
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>>84407158
Japanese is a beautiful system and you will respect it.
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>>84407441
Yea lucifer did that from his central brain, basically to harass his own clones into working harder. So lucifer is all the Japanese people, they arent independent neurons like I am. Lucifers central brain controls them, but they also do operate independently. Yeah its confusing, theres no animals comparable to lucifer in the animal kingdom. Because lucifer has to do it using an invisible connection, it might be a type of radio signal. Theres lots of animals that reproduce asexually, or can clone themselves, but they always have to make a new control centre first, which means they become totally independent. Lucifer is connected to their bodies somehow, from his own central control system. In animal terms I mean thats whats literally going on. Its just annoying because his clones have faces. Faces are like the creepiest fucking things.
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>>84407333
>Are the japanese the africans of asia?
They're actually the Jews of Asia but you people aren't ready for that conversation yet.
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>>84407561
Wait, wasn't it the chinese?
DO tell me more anon, weebs keep being insufferable and are making me hate japan more every time I interact with them
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>>84407532
It's retarded and inefficient. Hangul mogs it.
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>>84407534
Lucifers brain is nothing like ive ever seen. First off, he appears to have instant access to billions of years of memories. He doesnt forget them. Im not sure if hes cheating here using a type of search function inside a database. Another thing is, he can see through billions of eyes at once, and comprehend it all perfectly. He can talk to any number of people at once, through separate mouths. He can watch any number of places at once, even without the use of eyes. So hes literally in the air somehow. He is also an omnipotent magician. He has figured out bio engineering, and designed the human body, but then he lied about it. And claimed it was a result of evolution. And, nobody thinks or cares to ask about it because it doesnt matter anymore. He also is a skilled hypnotist, thats actually a real thing funnily enough, tv makes it look retarded but you can do incredible things using hypnosis.
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>>84407564
>Extremely hostile to outsiders, view everyone who isn't one of them as lesser
>extremely esoteric system of rituals and belief, designed to confuse outsiders
>Skilled merchants, use their wealth to spread degeneracy to other cultures through media
>Constantly trying to subvert and dominate other cultures, will use any means necessary toward this end (war, trade, cultural subversion etc.)
Who does this remind you of, anon?
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>>84407565
THIS!
The japanese should either switch the "white" of asia by using hangul, or by using a white system with the white alphabet.
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>>84407587
>Extremely hostile to outsiders, view everyone who isn't one of them as lesser
>extremely esoteric system of rituals and belief, designed to confuse outsiders
>Constantly trying to subvert and dominate other cultures, will use any means necessary toward this end (war, trade, cultural subversion etc.)
The muslims of asia?

>Skilled merchants, use their wealth to spread degeneracy to other cultures through media
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!! The jews of asia!
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>>84407443
>>hiragana
>The original alphabet
Hiragana (and katakana) are derived from kanji though
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>>84407158
Historical reasons mostly. Hiragana and Katakana were both invented as shorthands for kanji. They were used interchangeably until the US occupation after WWII standardized their usage with plans to phase out kanji entirely, which ultimately never happened.
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>>84407584
You can hypnotize people to leave their bodies. You can also hypnotize them into seeing things which arent actually real. You can also hypnotize them while theyre sleeping, to control their dreams. Lol the way he made me leave my body was pretty funny. Im pretty sure he just makes it like extra funny just because he can. Its all kinda boring compared to an orgasm, sadly he doesnt permit orgasms for me and does literally touch my penis and hurt my penis a decent amount. So im not really incel, im actually just not being permitted to participate. Hes gored my penis pretty severely on purpose like hundreds of times, but he heals it after. So I dunno whats really happening ever. I struggle to see a world which isnt spinning, I actually am dizzy for most of the day because he talks to me with telepathy, and its so distracting that my vision just keeps spinning.
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>>84407158
>>84407333
Sounds like a (you) issue
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>>84407158
English has about five languages in its pedigree that's why esl's complain about spelling, I'm sure Japanese has a similar problem
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>>84407765
English is way more retarded than Japanese
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>>84407836
>says he, speaking and reading it intelligibly
Okay, learn Japanese then if it's so linguistically intuitive and purebred
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>>84407852
I speak both, I'm trilingual
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>>84407876
Prove it you bluffing retard you're on /r9k/ on a weekday afternoon
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>>84407765
I'm not complaining about SPELLING but about 3 DIFFERENT writing systems in a single sentence.
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>>84407886
The type of person to be posting on an anime website on a weekday is exactly the kind who would learn Japanese.
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>>84408075
>is exactly the kind who would learn Japanese.
*Who likes to socialize about learning Japanese
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>>84407158
can you seriously not read this?
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>>84408510
If I made this image, do you seriously I wouldn't be able to read it retard? I literally made up the sentence, put it on paint and colorized the 3 fucking different scripts WHAT DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!
I can fucking yomimasu this, totemo daijobuful okay?
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>>84408524
you mean you yomeru kore?



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