A redditor wants to commit suicide because he missed out on teenage love. What do you think?
>>84413640You can have sex with teenagers whenever you want anon. They're young, inexperienced, make foolish life choices, and most importantly, they don't have the same access to money and resources you do.
>>84413640At one time I also had that mindset, but eventually I just stopped believing I could even be a betabuxxer at all, because even that seems out of reach for me.After a few years of that I just internally gave up and now I cope with materialistic things. I mostly just spend my time and money on myself. For example I am probably going to get a VR headset later this year.
The /pol9k/ mindset has undoubtedly killed 1000s of white men
>they've had all the thrills and excitement I'm 38 and I'm dating a 19yo who was a virgin when I met her.OP is pic rel.
>>84413640idk even know what this retard is crying about.what is teen love? most people in high school didnt date. the ones that did were basically kids playing pretend and their "relationship" lasted at best a couple of months. same thing in college relationships as well desu only they are having sex there.
i think its embarrassing to care that much about something like that. imagine being in your thirties and thinking about roping cause you didnt go to prom. come on man
>>84413640>redditor>wants to commit suicideI don't see a problem here.
>>84413650i got called a babyface my entire life, and when i put my real age on dating apps, i get no swipes besides women who do so to tell me im lying and to send a picture of my ID.I dropped my age 10 years and started getting a ton of attention, and the women are way nicer, more agreeable and generally less bitter people, I'm guessing because they haven't been experienced decades of the Chad cumrag "situationships" yet. I'm honest about my age, and very few women have ever said anything about it or cared. The ones that do typically mention it in a fetish way because they have a thing for older men, daddy etc. I honestly understand the taboo behind certain age range relationships, but it doesn't really matter to me because If I dated women that were my age, they'd look like my mother.
>>84413953>bragging about being a pedoThat ain't it unc
>>84414104based shota maxxer, do any of them have any shota related fetishs or behaviors around you
This is what happens when you overdose on romance manga.It's not like this. Ever. Relationship distinctions aren't that binary.
>>84414124im 6'1 and it is virtually impossible to find a mommy that would be capable of handling the kind of situation I would need to truly unlock my secret shota dream.im in my 30s now and a 22 year old i was with looked significantly older than me though and had giant mommy milkers, funny dynamic but she did not possess the ass to secure my heart
>>84414140>but she did not possess the ass to secure my heartthat is a shame, many such cases
The thought of a woman settling for me in my 30s doesn't sound all that bad, if we're being realistic it actually sounds like the best case scenario. I can't go back in time and force myself to be a normie in high school. She enjoyed her 20s and I didn't, the same goes for the majority of modern men and women.
>>84414004>most people in high school didnt datecope
>>84413640Hey I understand his point:I didn't struggle in my lonely 20s just for some party girl who used to fuck around decide to "give me a chance".I believe I deserve a bigger compensation.
>>84413640I think that if I were to kill myself, I'd at least do it kamikaze style and take down with me some evil motherfuckers in the process.Might as well do an hero but literally.
>>84414114>SHE WAS A GROWN ADULT YOU SICK FUCK!
>>84413921>pol9kThis has nothing to do with /pol/ i browsed that board for more than a decade and i was always telling people that all this "love" shit is just bullshit, two literal drug addicts getting high on each other, its all garbage non-sense. The real problem is anime and other escapism telling people that idealized fictional relationships exist and people have them, its all bullshit. Real relationships SUCK, they suck hard, you spend most of your time, energy and love in a retard with the intellect of a 5 year old that wants to stick forks into electrical sockets because "muh feelings" or whatever.The average person is unironically mentally ill and retarded beyond belief
morons ITT. the problem is YOU wouldn't be a teenager. shit was more exciting back then. your body and emotions worked a certain way. the actual CULTURE was different. i experienced teen love and i remember it fondly. best years of your life, you only get them once.
>>84414469I hated my time as a teenager, I love my life as an adult. The fact that things were "novel" back then didn't change anything.I really don't get what you faggots are complaining about. It's like you're TRYING to be sad.
>>84414571i'm glad you see it that way around (seriously). but everything was more exciting, from relationships with others to the media we consoomed. that's just normal.although if you were a 2000s teen, just look at the site you're on (and/or the internet in general). i'm sure zoomers look back fondly at their Tumblr days but nah, MySpace and 2007 /b/ were better.
>>84414602Unironically if you want to capture that feeling again, try smoking weed. I rarely do but it does capture that feeling of novelty.
>>84413640no one seems to understand that being settled for when you're in your 30s is the relationship version of being the kid that always got picked last in gym classthere is no way to fix this
>>84414004Huh? When I was 13 all the girls in my class were dating college guys.
>>84414804for me it's LSD. weed fucks with my head, but a little bit of acid makes the world feel exciting again, like you want to explore, listen to music, etc. feels good man!
I'm jealous of GOOD teenage love. Even if I was somehow lucky and got to experience sex or a relationship as a teen, based on the options that were available it would probably have been awkward shit or I'd end up getting cucked, etc. In some ways I'm jelly but I don't think I'd want the version of teenage "love" that I would've gotten
>>84413640Teenage love is nothing special. It's love that's lasting that is wayyyyy more rare. If you got a teenage romance that's still ongoing - good for you, otherwise I really don't care about your teenage crush, sorry.
>>84414948Microdose? Or full doses? "Little bit" is what exactly?
>>84413921Oh sure it's totally not the 1000s of white women that rejected them it's the conversations they had
it doesn't matter. i had teenage love and all it got me was a near-decade of depression and emotional complexes and hangups and maybe a psychological disorder. it did not make me happy except for the first months and i was not a better person for it. i did not turn out well, just because of teenage love. i would have been the same (or at least similar) fucked up loser if i hadn't gotten it, and you would have been the same or similar fucked up loser if you had gotten it. it's all just nothing, nothing but hurt and regret.
>>84414178>>84414926even if im wrong the point still stands. theres nothing about high school good or bad worth crying like a bitch about 25 years later. move on.
>>84413640Don't let someone settle for you. Simple as. I'm 30, I still look fucking great, and I've never had a girlfriend before, but now that I'm 30 I finally feel more confident in myself and who knows? Might just score a cute 18 year old.
>>84414905>being settled forwomen don't even wanna do that
>>84416247>I'm 30, I still look fucking greatI wish i could say the same. i aged like shit.
