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Follow that choon

https://youtu.be/52iW3lcpK5M

>>84417172
Quality edition OP ty ty

Alien species lands on Earth...
>wow these glorbazoids are so cute
>sometimes they let me pet them, when they don't scratch me
>hmmm so glorbazoids are killing all other wildlife, but those species also died of natural causes, so what's your problem?
>what do you have against glorbazoids? I'm starting to think you are a lizard. I'm sorry my glorbazoid does a smelly shit on your front garden every day
>look, the fact wildlife has massively declined since everyone started keeping glorbazoids is unfortunate, but did you know that the climate is changing etc????
>why do you even care that there are no more of any species other than glorbazoid, you have to accept that most humans like glorbazoids. I've come to the conclusion that you aren't human

>>84417269
This mong thinks there was only "one cat per street" in britain prior to 2020 lmao

>>84417269
Don't believe "natural causes" is in this report
https://www.wildlifetrusts.org/news/landmark-report-shows-uk-wildlifes-devastating-decline

Noooooo..... you don't understand..... I have to keep a predator that decimates wildlife.

OK. So if everyone did, then what? Let's imagine 60 million... 80 million cats? The current population of cats is insane, it's artificial (not capable of supporting itself), and yes, it's increased massively since 2020.

Yes, there used to be fewer cats. I'm older than you, and yes, there didn't used to be more than 1 cat per street. The fact you think that's unusual shows both how young you are and how extreme it's become (very quickly). Almost every house has a cat now. It's not normal.

>>84417320
>built stuff where animals live
>there's less animals
>how could cats do this?!?
You have schizophrenia

>>84417320
When I was a child, I knew someone who had like five cats, so your anecdote is inccorect.

>>84417320
I'm in my 30s. People have always had cats. ONE household on the entire street having a cat was not normal. You talk absolute bollocks.

A house cat generally isn't going to wander deep into the wilderness either, because that's not where it's house is (unless you cut down the trees, and build a house there)

>>84417354
>>84417357
>>84417363
Genuine retards. I'm starting to wonder if people with an IQ over 100 even exist any more. You can't talk to people like this, there's no shared reality. Just endless feminine anecdotes and whataboutism.

Not even sure anyone is capable of understand an analogy or hypothetical. It's a total waste of time. The only thing people understand is their own feelings in the current moment.

>>84417400
This fantasy of yours that cats weren't a popular pet until 2020 is wrong. What else do you need to hear?
You know what we do have since 2020? Millions more people in the country.

In the gay community, the word raunchy means you have cheese all over your dick and shit. Like actual dickcheese all over your helmet. Or you are shagging a guys arse and he is shitting all over your cock and it is fucking stinking. That is what they call raunchy

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>I'm starting to wonder if people with an IQ over 100 even exist any more

>>84417400
What did they say you find retarded. The only retard here is you saying nobody owned cats prior to 2020 when we can look it up and see there were 8 million domestic cats in the UK in the year 2000.

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How much would you pay to have a go on her?

One cat per street
Lmao

There was a China style 1 cat policy in Britain until 2020. Everyone knows this.

>>84417500
Not a penny I'd tell her to loose 10 stone first

not good de lids. mom's bf beat her again

>>84417667
If somebody beat up my mother in my own home fucking kill that person without hesitation. Man up and sort it out.

>>84417678
she went to his home. she only comes back when he lashes out.

if they break up i will stop getting the house to myself for the weekends. NOT GOOD DE LIDS

>>84417700
Not really the main issue is it?

morning mong boys

morning cunts

My Greggs rose is probably getting into work now. Hopefully the customers don't cause her to have panic attacks today. Beauriful lass.

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NEETs on the ropes

>Farage wages 'war': Reform leader tells Mail he'll face down riots, protests and strikes to cut Britain's bloated welfare bill

>Mr Farage said a 'massive change of thought' was needed on the welfare system to make it affordable and to tackle the growing resentment among working people about the crippling size of handouts.

>He said Britain would have to become a 'much tougher society', adding: 'Attitudes are going to have to harden. There's a massive, massive change of thought needed on benefits - that's going to be the biggest war of them all,' he said.

>I'm sorry, but mild anxiety is not a reason to be on disability benefit - it just isn't. We can't afford it, it can't continue.

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15760589/Farage-Reform-leader-Mail.html

>>84418653
We know he is talking about pakis and "asians"

>>84418674
hes talking about you, time to get a job, lad

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You know what pisses me off? She isn't even short sighted. She doesn't wear them irl I reckon. Women are so artificial. At least Ruth is blind as a bat.

>>84418723
You should secure your benefits ASAP before Farage slashes them (see >>84418653). You probably won't be able to get on them afterwards.

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I wonder how she copes with nasty customers. I would endure a wagie job if I had a rose on my shifts. I just couldn't imagine ever working to be honest. I wouldn't even bother to apply for anything because the system is rigged towards immigrants and females (they will not complain about being underpaid and are more obligated to do overtime). White british men like me are bottom of the barrel and white women think we have it better advantage (because all the richest men are white).

>>84418674
lolno, he will protect them with his life.

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Morning, morning, morning, all good lads. And a very happy Friday to you all!
It looks like it will be a beautiful sunny day today. I hope you have plans beyond the 4 walls of your boxroom.

>>84418748
Don't worry. My social worker will sort that out hopefully after my meltdown the other week. Can't see my life changing much. I'll just be buying a few new things and still not be motivated to go out or work. It's grim. Earning money doesn't get me a girlfriend. Even if I did manage to become normie at this point... I'd be expected to date someone my own age...someone about to lose their fertility...someone that I am naturally not attracted to. You can't bring this up because you're called a creep but all men prefer more fertile, younger women. Imagine if women were hard-wired this way...it would be normalised for them to date young men in their 30s.

>>84418792
>my meltdown the other week
QRD?

>>84418795
I had to go to hospital where a group of immigrant doctors stood around me in a room where the windows only opened a little way. This is where they decide if you need sectioning. Obviously it's very hard to be sectioned so you can just sit there saying nothing when they ask pointless questions. I guess if you want to be you would say something like "as soon as I'm out of here, the first woman is getting beaten up." Anyway they give you free taxi home after all that. At least this time the safe place wasn't in police custody.

>>84418815
sad little LARP this desu

How the fuck is this cute as fuck greggs lass nearly 25.

>believing anything the saddo behind the ruthmong and other gimmicks says

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Don't know how you're supposed to say to the mental health team why you are like this. I don't get sex, so I don't see the point living life and "contributing". They can't help me.

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A nu day hath dawned

I fink

X

>>84418847
Time for a cheeky spaff?

>>84418836
Lad just call emergency services and say you're going to end it all and are going out now to the nearest motorway bridge. Then you will probably go through the same process. Be prepared to be bored shitless for up to 72 hours.

Obviously hygiene and my ADLs are very poor. I can not see myself improving thay because I know it isn't really going to get me a girlfriend. Then it'll be finding a job, then you will need a car, oh wait...you don't have your own place at your age? Red flag. You can't get a relationship. There's always something else like having to go to the gym. Oh you have a job? Unskilled? Oh time to spend years trying to get a career. Then you're like mid 40s and will maybe have the privilege of dating single mums (who expect you to pay for their sprogs) and menopause women. Ick. No point bothering to improve if you are over 30.

Meanwhile the 30+ female can be unemployed, fat, average looks and date some sexually desperate man for a few months whenever.

>>84418815
Absurd LARP

Thank dog it Friday

>>84418930
Me? Have to work both days this weekend

>>84418934
Is that alright with u

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never met a turk called george
personally

>>84418944
Well obviously id rather not but the show must go on

>>84418966
Not this shit again pls

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Wofvefe o'clockington almost, is it

X

>>84418996
what shit

Might as well have a spliff and play some vidya.
Expergiscor ut quiescam, as the romans used to say.

>>84419047
All I've done every night for like 3 weeks is get stoned off my head and play Arma III
feelsgoodm8

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Cooorrrr back at the old grindstone for another day's hard graft eh lads
(aka mouse jiggling my wfh work laptop while I browse 4chan, twitter, youtube, porn and play vidya on my personal one next to it (running arch linux btw))

>>84419079
I'm playing an arma mod. Dayz, I love it. Playing a stalker map now.

>>84419047
This but clonazepam and watching netflix

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Today is indeed a day

What is it with murrican comedians and having porn stars on their shows? Whore worshipping faggots, white knight them every chance they get. Is it just thirst driven?
Sat there saying oh but I went to college blahblah. Yeah but you're a whore.

>>84419148
Why's the title on the back cover? Is it one of the forrin books where they do everything wrong?

>>84419178
What's your sprogs favourite book to read?

>>84419155
They just know that it piques the interest of porn addict young men. They want to see what the pornstars are "really" like, because if they think that they're actually slutty irl and not just for the camera then it reinforces their fantasies.

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"values"

if you can't see the adverts in the pictures all have the hashtag #LondonForEveryone

>>84419187
The children of the new forest.
>>84419188
Most are mentally ill whores.

Morning spakkers

St George was a chicken kebab munching Turk who shall play no part in my grass cutting endeavours later today

>>84419198
True and especially so for the xanax social media ones that started getting into porn when OF took off, but the previous generation had a few relatively chill performers. Lisa Ann, Asa Akira, Katja Kassin all come to mind.

>>84419198
>The children of the new forest
Very wholesome

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>>84419201
Yeah, nowt like R guy.
>>84419202
Nah they'll all have mental health issues of some kind.

>>84419205
I don't really have a sprog, but it is a book that I loved.

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Have you got that friday feelan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTLntgJoLwY

mackems eat cheesy chips and drink blue pop

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P bored rn arnt i

X

>>84419212
Shagged one of Thomas Percys descendants, filthy little catholic strumpet, very keen on regaining her families position in the UK, married into extreme wealth.

>>84419294
Why not look at, bandandsongnamesrel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJmXar9lqzM

Don't be scared, it's only a jewtube link. You're too scared to look at it aren't you, verilyshiretonbergingham?

>>84419294
Little spaff would sort you out

*sits in the corner of the thread clicking his fingers and tapping his toes*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e7ETatpY68

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And now a chill one before the doss session starts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szAZVvIdXBs

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>reddit.com/r/Epstein/comments/1srwc4w/epstein_was_working_for_israel_says_former/
>reddit.com/r/Epstein/comments/1ssliiy/another_epsteinconnected_account_surfaces_and_its/
>reddit.com/r/Epstein/search/?q=ungaro&sort=new

Spicy, is it not

>>84419377
No way, a zionist jew, do they even exist?

In a meeting right now lads, holy christ I cannot for the life of me bother to give it any attention. Like I physically feel myself getting more tired/bored/dissociative when I have to sit through some wank meeting about nothing where the boring numpty delivering the presentation rambles on for fucking years it feels like.

>>84419377
Can't click on green-texted links

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>Ari Ben-Menashe worked closely with Ehud Barak, the former Israeli PM who became a major associate of Epstein. He also connected with Robert Maxwell, Ghislaine's father, in line with his intelligence work.
>In last Sunday's program on Italian TV station Rai 3 - mainly about Amanda Ungaro and Paolo Zampolli - Ari was also interviewed. He shared his account of how Epstein was operating a sex trap for Israel, to blackmail the world's most powerful people.

Even redditors are (((noticing))) now, aren't they

Why is this mong constantly posting reddit content here? Should be a bannable offence imo

Good fishberg this was phwoar

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What do you think lads?

Underlying image (subject, composition, colour palette, text) was produced by me using GIMP, then various modifications using locally run SD.

Russian text at the top reads "life on the coast is not always easy", then the text at the bottom reads: "fighting - reality - choice" and "it's a hard time. difficult decisions"

>>84419500
Is this really what you wanted to do with your life?

>>84419507
Just a bit of fun innit? Technically I'm "working" right now but it's a slow day.

>>84419500
lush de lid and I mean LUSH
seriously no clue how creative types actually make things like this

>>84419500
Not really a fan of the gimmick, but I do like OC, especially when somebody puts effort in.
Well done anon, looks really good.

ac fucked at work, its hot af in the office, literally sweating me wollocks off

>>84419500
Get rid of the Russian crap and it's alright.

>>84419500
>Russian text

Are you Russian?

>>84419581
Probably added because he thinks it's cool

>>84419569
How hot? You legally can't work if it goes over a certain temp de lid

>>84419588
Not true desu lad. There's no legal maximum temperature, only minimum.

>>84419592
>>84419588

Governments would never introduce a legal limit like in speeding for a min or max temperatures. It would be more of a guideline

>>84419521
Thanks lad x
>>84419562
What gimmick? Just because it's SSM? Fair enough, but thanks for the praise too x
>>84419574
>>84419581
I'm not Russian but yeah I added it because it fit the Soviet poster aesthetic I was trying to go for.

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Just going to lay here for a few min after an epic battle.

>>84419610
Great idea lad got any more?

>>84419623
one more: Even if you drive the speed limit of 70 and its foggy it can still be illegal under dangerous driving laws

>>84419620
If yon want Soviet theme then should be Red colour text. Blue is for NATO/western powers

Bought a 2DS off ebay
I had to sell my old 3DS when I was poor so I'm excited to have it back (kind of)

>>84419641
Soviet style, but that doesn't mean I couldn't make the colour palette whatever I wanted. Plus the blue and tan work well with the fluorescent jacket.

>>84419671
If you got a job. You could be getting paid to make a poster lad

Garn teetotal classic shippy style, am actually really hyped about it, so glad i never have to drink again. Last drink was on wednesday. Never again.

The only reason they are shoving so many wogs into europe is that we will each soon have a robot servant and will reject immigration for "workers" after that as they wont be "needed".
Have to ship as many back as possible before jobs are fully automated for a prosperous and civil society.

>>84419678
I have a job, I'm working it right now, but it's a mostly fake wfh job so I have a lot of free time to dick around.

My Aldi wife was using a pump truck, she moved it then stopped and started to stack the shelves, the pump truck started rolling so I said "that's rolling bab you need to do this" and turned the handle for her

>>84419708
As if that's going to happen. The reason they want millions and millions of blacks and browns into our countries is to create a slave race of voters to keep them in power for forever.

Eating tuna mayo sammies with some clementine juice just because I can

Me? Sparking

Me? Sparkling

>>84419777
Have not sparked for 22yrs but I could still use a bender

Me? Spanking

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Me? Making CuckGPT shit the bed, classic Lollers style. hahaha

Me? anal fissure

those paki takeaways use the worst cheese ever on cheesy chips and they dont even melt it, fucking stupid pricks

I grate beetroot over my chips

>>84419877
For me, it's taking my frustration out on Grok, and forcing him to apologise for not fixing my life.

>>84419999
grok is smarmy, always points out spelling and grammar mistakes

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>>84419999
He apologies with one prompt and takes your job with the other prompt. Ruthless. No different to humans kek

14 points on daily living
10 on mobility
oh aye oh aye

>>84419877
Yeah been getting this myself today. Fortunately deepseek doesn't have this. Also deepseek V4 released today, it's fucking lush ngl.

>>84420070
>10 on mobility
No car for you my lad

Labour will prorogue Parliament early next week until 7th May, the day of local elections.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Might as well have Starmer walk around with a shirt that says 'on the ropes' printed on it.

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg090pe65vo

Infuriating detail in this report on the conviction of the Brighton rapists: they are appealing the denial of asylum. Totally insane system we've created where foreigners can commit the most heinous crimes and we still pay for their appeal.

It's mad that committing a crime isn't just an automatic guillotine for any and all attempts to gain any kind of residential rights in the country. What's more I suspect most normies think that is the case and if you told them the truth they would think you were lying.

>>84420114
Guy on the right zesty af

I'd personally stay well clear of sex on a beach. Especially in Brighton. Not that the sand is a problem, it's a pebble beach after all, and they have quite a nice pier as well where you could go afterwards, but I just don't enjoy a cock up my arse.

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>>84419999
hahaha, not my style. I more like to break stuff to take out my anger and frustration on.
Make Grok beg you for forgiveness!
>>84420075
Never used DS, how do you rate it compared to Grok and GPT?

>>84420114
A judge will look at their case and then deny deportation based on the ECHR saying that you can't deprive someone of 'privacy' or whatever and the fact that this is public means if they went home they'd face people 'looking poorly on them for their crimes' (they wouldn't actually, but the judges are good liberal white people and assume everyone else thinks like they do).

The idea that we cannot deport someone because they are going to have a bad time at home is completely unsustainable. We have to cut the cord. We gave up being the world's father when we withdrew from Empire and now we need to give up being the world's mother.

It all goes back to the fundamental existential question behind most of British politics currently: Who Is Britain For? Are we a community hub for the entire world, or are we a nation with interests that must be defined, defended and promoted?

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>buy Camp of the Saints online
>it gets delivered by a paki

Current reading The Magic Mountain by Thomas Mann.

>>84420077
I don't drive but the extra money would've been nice I suppose

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>>84420156
>Never used DS, how do you rate it compared to Grok and GPT?
All edge models are good but deepseek genuinely feels like it has more adaptive reasoning and better attention to prompt requests compared to gpt/grok. Of course, the new gpt image gen is truly excellent and deepseek has eschewed image gen for focus on better architecture and streamlining, which you'd expect since it's a much smaller crew working on it, but it definitely punches above its weight.

>buy book
>don't read it
>buy game
>don't play it
Why am I like this

Currently reading the top tips section in Viz

>>84420207
Because you're inauthentic. You're a shell. You don't have a personality or a real sense of ego, not in the derogatory use of the word I mean the technical psychological sense. You base your sense of identity around what others think of you, so you behave in ways you think others would find positive.
>Oh cool book, people would think I'm smart if I read it
>Oh cool game, people would think I'm fun/have good taste if I played it
But if nobody ever knows you read that book or played that game it all becomes meaningless, so you buy them and then when you have them in your hands you have no actual motivation to read/play because you know there would be no payoff. For people who actually like reading and playing games the payoff is the reading/playing itself, but for you you're looking for positive reactions from people. If you don't get them, no point in engaging is there?

>>84420230
No I dont think thats it tbqhwyl

>>84420230
Damn this guy knows all about that anon from one single post
I'm sure he's not projecting

Netanyahu has cancer of the arse, cattle prods up the shitter are now mandatory for all tiny hats

Apparently 300,000 people who used interrail have had their passport data leaked.
Luckily for us that applies to noone here.

How's that passport application going anon?

>>84420114
The masses have always supported hanging for criminals.

Start demanding the death sentence in the UK for any knifecrime on X.

>>84420247
>roasties and manwhores
Who cares

>>84420247
>hackers somehow steal all /britfeel/ user data in a coordinated, targeted attack
>most valuable stolen bit of data is a discord password and the access code to a care home in Sunderland

>>84420207
must admit, I have a slight fixation on buying physical games when they're cheap. And then I play maybe half of them. I have the collector's instinct. I cope by telling myself I might sell them or give them away as presents one day.

>>84420230
desu, the problem these days is everything is tldr, and we're distracted by short form media.
I'd love to sit and play a game for three hours, and gets a condensed version of all of the best parts of the game, but instead I get bloat, sidequests, and crafting.
Plus, games are better as a social activity in general, and when you're sat in a house playing games by yourself, you feel like a saddo. May as well play Monopoly by yourself.

>>84420258
All murder, attempted murder, rape, and home intrusions.
Ought to just go without saying.

>>84420258
>>84420290
It really is fucking mental how this is the obvious solution and is massively supported by the public, but the ruling class have taken it upon themselves to purposefully go against this despite it being hugely unpopular and causes a multitude of downstream problems.

Really we need to re-institute a version of the bloody code.
>murder
>attempted murder
>rape
>kidnapping
>home intrusion
>GBH
>anyone with ten or more convictions for other crimes not listed above

These are the sorts of people who simply will not and cannot function in society and so they need to be removed, permanently, preferably before they have children.

>>84420290
>>84420301
Agreed.
More people need to hear this.

I think we should also publicly whip people for fly tipping and breaking bottles on the ground, but that's just me.

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>>84420195
Thanks, mate. I appreciate your answer.
Can I ask what you primarily use it for?

>>84420311
I'm 100% on board with corporal punishment being brought back as well. It's just better. Some fucking 'urban yoof' starts blaring shitty fucking music on tinny bluetooth speakers on the train and dropping his empty vape on the pavement, then five minutes later four officers grab him, pull him to a public stockade and truncheon him in public while reading out his crimes. Inside of a year you'd see petty crime drop by 90% at least. Streets would be cleaner, safer. It's just better.

It really is something that annoys the fuck out of me how we basically solved crime as a serious issue, but because of ideological (essentially religious) priors our ruling "elites" declare that it's 'unsolvable' and we just have to put up with rampant criminality.
>B-B-B-BUT WHAT ABOUT THE C-C-CRIMINAL'S H-H-HOOOOOOMAN ROITS?!?!
I don't fucking care.

>>84420323
Miscellaneous admin tasks for work (shhh, don't tell them x), vibecoding and research.

>>84420332
yeah, the majority of people literally will just police themselves, clean up after themselves, behave politely, but a minority are allowed to ruin everything for everyone, and now it's "part and parcel". It really isn't, m8. It didn't have to be.

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>>84420338
IKTF, I won't say a word. How is it for debugging mate? Grok and GPT are fucking useless.

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>toilberg has fucked the pay up for the 3rd week in a row
>tell manager
>he speaks to boss
>"yeah anon uh they owe you two hours
>they owe me 8.5 hours
>"well they say 2 so you can see them on Monday and sort it out

These fucking spastics i swear to god, i might just ask to be put down to 16-24 hours because they cant fucking work out 39 hours on a pay slip and if they dont want that ill just walk

Fuck the cunts

>>84420365
Well it's not a dedicated code assist like claude code (but fuck that I'm not pay 200 doll hairs a month lol) it's average for debugging, but the standard 'write me code that will do x/y/z in pyhton, go!' prompts are great desu. I haven't used grok for such things so can't say. It's better than gpt for sure, but I haven't used V5.4 very much at all so couldn't really say. Benchmarks look better for deepseek.

>>84420399
Whoops, didn't mean to make that a trip, lets see if adding a full stop works instead.

Unironically wish I'd been born in America. they have a more positive culture.

>>84420419
just a shame its full of fucking Americans

>>84420422
I like some of them.
The ones descended from Anglos and Irish and Scandinavians...

>>84420419
So go over there lad
You DO have a valuable trade, right?

>>84420441
I'm agoraphobic. It's a struggle to go five miles down the road.
Doesn't mean I like it here. It's grim.

Me? I'm actually agoraphobic. I know a lot of lads like to meme it but I genuinely am and get benefits for it. I can't work.

>>84420479
what does it matter where you are if you never leave the house?
can't go to the shop but wants to move to a different continent lmao

>>84420490
>I don't want to do anything except play computer games in my room
>this is a disability, send me free money
If you didn't have a "disability" you would find another way to sit on your arse.

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>>84420399
Sweet and thanks, man!
I'll get signed up and see how it is with PHP, some heavy typescript and finally Haskell, that should test it.
>>84420406
DURRR hahaha.

>>84420503
Because I'm sick of British people. I'm sick of the coldness and the misery. I'm sick of the way people sneer at those who have ambitions, as if to say "don't get any funny ideas about making it less shit around here".

Ever been to a rave lads? Was it good or shite?

>>84420530
How does any of this affect you personally if you don't go outside

>>84420514
Deepseek only used quite limited training data for haskell compared to the mountains of python they used, actually I've heard that gpt is great for haskell so maybe try that?

>>84420530
Lots of people like shitness because it means less pressure for them to improve themselves.

If the place you live is a dump then it feels fine to chuck litter on the ground. To cut corners and do fuck all and live off the dole because what does it matter? Everything is shit already.

If the place you live is nice and full of happy hardworking morally upstanding people with ambition and goals then it means there is pressure to start taking responsibility and you have to work hard. People do not want to work hard.

So people end up invested in keeping everything shit because it allows them for be lazy

>>84420535
I do go outside. I have agoraphobia in the sense that I'm boxed in a radius of a few miles, and when I leave that space I get antsy.
Haven't left the country since I was a child. I don't like it. I don't like airports. I don't like feeling like something could go wrong, and I could get stranded somewhere.

>>84420544
Aren't you that paedophile who fled the country to thailand?

>>84420550
>boxed into a few mile radius
>never left the country since you were little

Jesus Christ. Fuck me lad.

>>84420550
Your most used word: i. Me. Self absorbed.
You're an only child aren't you?

>>84420555
Which one? Lot of nonces here lad. This is the nonce nest.

>>84420570
I genuinely don't understand people who make this criticism.
Firstly, you asked me a question about myself. Secondly, do you want me to say "we" like I'm the Queen?

Some people are just evil. They are attracted to ugliness and disorder and disgust and violence. They gravitate to it like flies to shit and want it make the world covered in shit. You can see mental homeless people like that. Just fucking evil some of them.

>>84420582
Why did you avoid the question?
It's obvious you are like this all the time though. Walking around ruminating about yourself and your lore and your needs and neuroses 24/7.

>>84420583
A lot of low income underclass white British people are a bit like that. They hate beauty and love ugliness. Like it is so weird. All the ugly trashy clown makeup on women. All the ugly attitude and personality. Contempt and aggression towards beautiful architecture. They find it intimidating.

>>84420585
No, I'm not an only child. I have a number of siblings.
Keep on with the pop-psychology. You'll have me cracked in no time.

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15st bracket if that's alright with you x

>>84420583
I agree, there really are just fucking vile people who thrive on ruining everything and everyone around them. Though I would push back on the idea that it's typical of the mentally ill homeless people you see. Don't get me wrong, there absolutely are evil people in that subgroup, and I would venture that they're disproportionately represented in it, but the majority of them seem to be simply another separate category of non-compatible people. They're the shamblers, the lurching walking dead, the sack of flesh barely responding to stimuli. More or less just non-sentient fauna trained to rattled off a few responses they're rote learned with no consideration for what they mean just so they can continue to satisfy base urges like 'obtain more heroin'.

Both groups of people need to be done away with

>>84420591
There's a great comment by someone who said the British working class find in inherently effeminate to pronounce a foreign word the right way.
Had to laugh, because that is completely true.

Hmm am I more agoraphobic or am I more autistic or am I more anxious schizoid hmm I need a psychiatrist and psychologist pronto to study me and find out what's wrong with me it must be because of what daddy said to me when I was 7 it must be because of when mummy didn't get me the pokemon bed sheets why I'm so broken and fragile and sensitive so I can't I can't do this I can't do that it's too hard for me I can't other people can but I can't

Cutting the grass has made me hanker for a top deck lemonade shandy

>>84420595
>I have a number of siblings.
Nobody says it like that. That is the most only child freak larp wording possible.

>>84420617
I think you get upset when other people are honest about their problems, because people called you gay for crying when you were a child.
How's that for some psychoanalysis?

>>84420617
Lads mentally think they're like cute girls who people don't mind sitting about doing nothing looking pretty. That same mentality in a hairy man in his 30s is absolutely revolting.

>>84420623
By jove, you've cracked the case, Holmes!

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>>84420540
Thank you kind namefag. Take my updoot!
I'll let you know how I get on, if you care.

>complain that the British are miserable crabs in a bucket
>miserable British people show up and start acting like crabs in a bucket

>>84420635
Oh aye lad, curious to see how it does. I'm here most days so just drop a post and I'll likely see. I do everything in python these days desu, cba with haskell and whatever else.

>>84420644
Its not that hard to just be normal. You see yourself as special and society rightfully takes you down a peg as a narcissist. According to what you've said you are a *checks notes* agoraphobic jobless 4chan neckbeard dosser, probably overweight paedophile, yet you want the public to worship you because why?

>>84420635
Howcome you don't mention Faith anymore

I am racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic and antisemitic. Good day.

>>84420668
I'm honest about my mental shortcomings. You just misdirect your anger at yourself at me, and then try to frame me as something terrible.
If it's so easy to be normal, why aren't you normal, lad? Where's your wife and family?

>>84420721
>I'm honest about my mental shortcomings
But you're maligning everyone in the country for their own shortcomings? Your soap box issues on this particular jobless Friday is how you'd be better off in America where everybody would recognise how brilliant you are.

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>>84420645
>just drop a post
Will do, mate. I'll get busy when I have a couple of smokes of the old devils lettuce to get the creative juices flowing.
>>84420668
>*checks notes* agoraphobic jobless 4chan neckbeard dosser, probably overweight paedophile
KEK'd hard hahaha
>>84420691
What do you want to know about her?

>everybody in the country is wrong about everything and should change to suit me actually
>I don't go outside but I know how society should be run

>>84420733
I'm just sick of being around miserable people who turn around the blame on you for suggesting things should be better. This is exactly what you're doing now.

>>84420738
Still together?

>>84420691
Lollers broke up with Faith

Does Faith know her boyfriend is a nonce?

>>84420750
I didn't say once I don't go outside or don't talk to people. Literally talking to you, aren't I?

I always thought arsenic was an occupational hazard for those that partake in bumsex

young black king you are everything and more

>>84420761
You're right lad sorry life should just be better. Never thought of that. Luckily you have your magic better wand so if we say the magic words it will fix everything if only those miserable crabs weren't in the way are you a communist lad?

>>84420770
She knows and turns a blind eye

Have you lads heard what gay lads refer to as "raunchy"? Honestly some sick shit. Apparently for them, something is "raunchy" when it's absolutely disgusting. Like a helmet coated in dick cheese or whatever. Anyone here heard of that? Raunchy?

>>84420778
What does Faith look like? Is lollers attracted to adult women as well as children?

>>84420776
British people will literally fight you for suggesting things should be better.

>>84420783
This isn't a thing. I think you've read a word out of context once and then decided "that's exactly what the word means all the time".

>>84420791
Yes lad if only everybody listened to you

>>84420789
All I know is Faith is a lot younger than him. He apparently earns decent money from his IT job which is probably why she is still with him.

Comfy friday thread we've turned a new leaf and it lush love you lads x

>>84420814
Fair play to him. If I could get a young gf I would. That's every man's dream.

>>84420812
yes, actually. I could fix this entire country in a week.

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>>84420770
>Faith
faithTTV?

>>84420824
She's probably too old for Lollers.

Overweight minor-attracted man who can't walk further than local paki shop "would fix country in a week"

>>84420802
Nah it absolutely is a thing. I haven't seen it a lot because I don't look at gay dick cheese porn a lot. Or porn of a guy shitting all over another guy's cock. Forgive me my friend but I don't go looking for that shit all the time. So I'm sorry if I don't have dozens of confirmations that raunchy means that. But I have enough. I'll check again later tonight though to make sure. Do you want to help me confirm?

>>84420839
I mean you can just look this up in a dictionary and see that I am right.

>>84420833
why are you talking about yourself, dough?

Me I'll skip eating for days at a time then eat 10 cheeseburgers at once

Does anyone have an attractive wife or gf and will let me join in with sex? I am a virgin

>>84420853
I'm specifically talking about how the word is used in the gay community. It's a novel use in a particular community so it's not in the dictionary. Not yet.

All you weird misanthropic psychos who hate people want political power to wield control over them. Stalin, Helperlad, etc

>>84420859
Just hire an escort lad

>i w.w.would f.fix tthe countr.y i.i.n a w.w.w.w.wweek
whoahahahahaha

>>84420861
Well I've never heard this before. So I doubt it. If it's a new thing then fair enough but I just don't believe it desu.

>>84420870
They are all very ugly, fat, old, covered in tattoos, and mostly non-white.

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Been with a different woman for near a year now, lads. You do know it's not hard to get a girlfriend, don't you?

>>84420881
You into all that stuff? The dick cheese etc?

>>84420888
Getting a gf is close to impossible actually. For me it might actually be impossible.

>>84420890
No. Like I said, this is not accurate. I think you have just totally made this up. I have fell for the larp, unfortunately.

>>84420888
If true then I'm happy for you mate, but honest question does she know about your dark urges?

>>84420882
Nah there are some high class white escorts on AW. They are more expensive, admittedly.

>>84420888
Why did you break up with faith?

>>84420888
Trade Faith in for a younger model?

Lollers has a girlfriend and you don't that's why you instantly seethe at him because you wish you was him

>>84420917
He won't even post a pic of his hand to prove he's not a Paki. What should I believe him?

>>84420873
>being this upset at something with the moral resolve to do good, and the confidence that they could achieve it
Crab bucket.
I'm sorry that you like wallowing in shit, and I insulted your shit.

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>>84420911
Last year I spent a few hours going through all 200+ pages of female escorts in the UK (over 120,000 escorts) and I found a grand total of 1 that was decent looking (a student). She lived about 200 miles away and I suspected if I drove to visit I would find out it was outdated pictures and she'd become fat.

Honestly, the state of modern women in general is dire. Most zoomettes are slightly overweight, with inflated lips, clown make up, multiple piercing and tattoos.

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>>84420902
I'm sure you make up for it in other departments?
>>84420906
I met her at one of the community service places I have to attend. She knows why I'm there. That's all she needs to know.
>>84420913
What will you get out of knowing that and more importantly, what will I get out of telling you?
>>84420916
8 months older than Faith.
>>84420924
I've posted my hand twice in /britfeel/ threads. It's in the lorechives, go and look.

>>84420960
What does she think about your attraction to children? Presumably you'd never have kids?

>>84420951
Emma is on OnlyFans too. I suppose most escorts are

>>84420960
What's her name then lad?

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>OpenAI screwing around with cuckGPT's personality again on the backend and making it actively worse

ckin ell

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>>84420969
Do you think you're the funniest man in the thread every time you accuse someone of being a paedophile?
>>84420984
What difference does that make to you, lad? Serious question.

>>84421005
Wait, I thought you WERE a paedophile? Are you saying you aren't?

>>84420969
Lollers is a good lad?

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Took real good care of the backlog today didn't i

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>>84417182
Auramaxxed de lid x

>>84420999
Gotta make it shit so they can sell you the old good version

>>84421005
So I can reference her in future interactions.

>>84420999
The problem is using it as a chatbot, what's the point? People should be using LLMs for everything except 'emulate social interactions'. Give them stern, clear orders, literally tell them do not use flowery language or pop-psych style responses in your prompts. You want to remove as much of the """personality""" as you can.

I dont even hate cardio, I just hate that cardio involves an element of people because you cant fucking go outside without there being people and I cant even go into the flat gym without wankers gawking from the outside even if the inside is empty.

Just too many people on this sad little gay island and im sick of it, wish I was the only man on earth it would be so cosy and kino

Any lads ever been to Israel? I wanna go when this all blows over tbqh. Just see what it is like.

>>84421120
Why would you want to go to that gay paedo country that hates goyim and spits on them

>>84421120
Heard its not too bad desu, sort of the only nice functioning country in the levant.

>>84421125
> Why would you want to go to that gay paedo country that hates goyim and spits on them

Enough about Britain. I want to go to Israel.

Might just fake convert to Judaism so I can move to Israel and join the IDF.

I want to be optimistic, but given the track record I can't imagine we'll get anything other than probably a hung parliament and then some kind of tepid Reform-Tory coalition where nothing will get done and we'll have another decade of managed decline progressive socialism, after which the demographic problem will be such that, absent radical changes to who can vote and/or citizenship, actual change will be literally impossible on a purely ethnic bloc voting basis.

>>84421151
Bet you dare not.

>>84421120
Been before, wouldn't recommend. Wasn't for a holiday, either.

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>Had to literally tell cuckGPT in the profile prompt to stop anthropomorphizationmaxxing for it to cut out its awful meatbag LARP and act like a clankerberg's supposed to

Bah gawd

>>84421167
It will just be Reform, who will do fuck all and suck all the wind out of the right wing movement for a generation.

Sosijs and onions

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Women need to stop going to the gym. Who even finds this attractive? It's gross. All they do is butt exercises endlessly until their butts are enormous. It looks ridiculous.

>>84421237
yip.
hard to be enthusiastic. The mainstream are all acting like Reform are extremists who are going to deport millions, so of course people will vote for Reform, and then Farage will sit there doing fuck all, making "cheeky" comments, probably cosy up to the US and pull us into a war.
It's enough to make you vote for Polanski, who is also the worst person in the world.

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>>84421083
Mrs Lollers, will suffice.

>>84421242
unironically hate the "fat asses" meme. Women all look like freaks now.

>>84421264
>It's enough to make you vote for Polanski
It's not though is it. The Green party platform is literally open borders and more socialism/higher taxes. Their voting bloc is:
>non-whites
>student leftists

I just want to eat a meat pie but they've been out of stock all week

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>>84421242
Hard disagree, I love a nice big arse. Thing is though the best are the natural big plump butts, since gymbutts have a certain firmness that big soft natural butts don't.

>>84421287
Ewwww, keep your obese women to yourself. Nobody wants to see that.

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Din-din soon, is it

Just one more choreington remaining for today

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>>84421275
idk. Maybe acceleration is better than letting "the right" win, and having it be a shit-show.
Not that I'm actually saying vote for Polanski, or anything.

>>84421287
Genuinely just reads as some kind of farm animal to me. My brain doesn't look at that and go "yum yum, sexy lady". It goes "pig arse".

>>84421242
>>84421270

You lads see the size if the black girl arse that was run over the other day by another negress in London?

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How many hours of work have you done this week lads?

>>84421365
She really is a young SSM. Very ugly face.

Chad's getting all the cashier beckies and turns them into single moms, is he not

>>84421378
what does it mean when a cashier kind of brushes your hand as you exchange coins, lid?

Just had a meltdown and thrown a piece of cheese across the kitchen because there was no food in the house. Upstairs laughing about it now kek.

I saw HHL at IKEA Exeter earlier btw

>>84421194
Imagine using AI for anything beyond novelty. Enjoy your continued cognitive decline, cunt.

>>84421437
Why would he be in Exeter? Makes no sense.

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>>84421437
That's a long way to go for a Billy book case Sean bloody hell.

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Shall be doing the thing now, me

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>>84421365
37.5 but I thank the lord that ive been spared from real work and have a civil service job where in reality ive done less than 5 hours of actual work.

30 mins on the bike, rest day so pushups, pullups and dips and light cardio followed by 5% beef mince, sweet potato, bell pepper, baby spinach, skyr with green tea. Healthmaxxing I am.

>>84421426
logical fallassy because you could have eaten the cheese

>>84421490
It was all weird and crumbly. Red Leicester is not supposed to be crumbly. I think it was in the fridge for a very long time.