Should lazy NEETs on this board be drafted sent to Iran where they would be useful?
I would be so happy if I got this, but nothing ever happens. People are already apologizing for lying there would be a civil war over charlie kirk.
im going to be mad if i get drafted since they rejected me from the service earlierbut anyway most military shit is just busywork so ill just spend my whole tour filling sandbags like everyone else has been doing for 20 years and then claim VA disability money due to ass cancer and NEET comfortably
>>84418387Son, you're going on the first chopper into Tehran.
>>84418371Most of us have an autism diagnosis and slight physical deformities so good fucking luck buster.
>punishable by imprisonmentwhy not just get arrested and live for free in some low security place with all the other guys that dodgedno more bills to pay, no more job i hate, just do push ups all day and chill while the world ends
what if i tell them i'm suicidal and will frag my officer as soon as i get an opportunity. force me into the kitchens? or offices? i can still stab a supervisor
>>84418448>>84418456if one of our wars gets bad enough that we need a draft, it's really hard to imagine any kind of bureaucratic order lasting very long. our world is likely falling apart at that point, i don't think you'll be treated with care if you decide to be difficult.
>>84418371I am not far from Canada, if it ever gets that bad (it wont, nothing ever happens etc.)
>>84418436yes because the us government is well known for never ever ever overstepping its boundaries and following its own rules>autism diagnosis and slight physical deformities so good fucking luck buster.not being able to make prolonged eye contact and having a small penis will absolutely not save you if things get bad
>>84418371Draft ain't coming buddy. Human waves isn't in the US tactical doctrine, particularly for non-peer conflicts; the likelihood of escalation (culminating in mutually assured nuclear annihilation) keeps most major powers/peers from even considering war with one another, and absolute bedlam and carnage would erupt in the US over a draft involving a(nother) deeply unpopular oil war in the middle east.It would unironically have a good chance of leading to some kind of coup/assassination/etc., if not an outright civil war. By the point that America is ever in so much of a untenable/catastrophic situation to consider such a thing, nukes (from one side or the other) probably aren't far behind so it won't really matter whether you're drafted and dying in WW3, or at home and dying in nuclear hellfire.
>>84418371Yeah as soon as my draft to russia and venezuela expires. Any day now probably. Or maybe I already died idk
>>84418371the stonecold incel chud neet is the priest of the modern day so no they should stay in the temple (their bedroom) holding mass (posting blackpills) as is their divine duty
>>84418371Draft them but don't give them guns, just send them to the strait so they can be used as mine removing equipment
>>84418890The acoustic signature of your lard ass moving through the water would make for a closer approximation of a cargo tanker, thoughbeit
