/r9k/ - >Oh you drive an SUV? >HA! I am now thinking about - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

04/25/26(Sat)07:18:36 No.84426605

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Anonymous 04/25/26(Sat)07:18:36 No.84426605 Archived

>Oh you drive an SUV?
>HA! I am now thinking about your penis.

What causes this phenomenon other than trying to make smug, profound statement?

Anonymous
04/25/26(Sat)07:24:44 No.84426635

Anonymous 04/25/26(Sat)07:24:44 No.84426635

>get called out for having a small cock
>get so butthurt you have to make a thread

Anonymous
04/25/26(Sat)07:51:02 No.84426770

Anonymous 04/25/26(Sat)07:51:02 No.84426770

>>84426635
how often do you call out other men for their cocks? Must be really important for you, oh knight in shining armor.

Anonymous
04/25/26(Sat)07:51:42 No.84426776

Anonymous 04/25/26(Sat)07:51:42 No.84426776

>>84426605
I drive a big pickup truck and my penis is above average

Anonymous
04/25/26(Sat)07:54:48 No.84426800

Anonymous 04/25/26(Sat)07:54:48 No.84426800

>>84426770
Cocks make babies. Any childless cuck is useless in society on god

Anonymous
04/25/26(Sat)07:59:20 No.84426821

Anonymous 04/25/26(Sat)07:59:20 No.84426821

>>84426605
People with nothing better to do with their lives spend time fixated on penis sizes and penis statistics.
No person with a single positive going on in their life spends time talking like this.

Anonymous
04/25/26(Sat)09:52:24 No.84427424

Anonymous 04/25/26(Sat)09:52:24 No.84427424

>>84426635
SUVs cost more which means you need to have a higher income to get a loan for one which means you're married or at least successful, which you can't be as a small penised male