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I have been on 4chan since I was 20 (now I'm 27) and I've seen people coming and going over the course of many years. You can classify the userbase into 2 categories: tourists and actual losers. The tourists make up the majority of the traffic and rarely end up staying on the site longer than 1 year. The others are those who are too hopeless to be functional members of society, no matter what happens to them. Getting friends, a gf, a wife or becoming rich will not save you if you're part of this category. It doesn't make the sense of being a social reject go away, and nothing else will. If you've been here for more than 3 years you will most likely never leave this place, because this place attracts people like you, you are this place.
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>>84428158
I came here in late 2022 and even though I take breaks, I always come back here.
I remember when I was banned for almost a year and I wanted to post on this site so badly. I swapped imageboards for social media but ended up deleting all my social medias and coming back here. You guys are weird, but I'd rather be a social reject here than in front of the normals.
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>>84428158
your description of tourist is probably better as someone who found this place young and eventually grew out of it because they normalized and realized they don't belong here. there is definitely a population of temporary brads on the site, but i don't think they're that common.
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>>84428158
You're older than me, but you're a giant newfag. We had this sort of classification system already before the flood of people who called themselves "incels" (reddit term). Pic dates back to 2016 or so.
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>>84428202
busywork sloppa
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>>84428241
>you're too old to be a loser
that's almost the point but i don't expect you to understand
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>>84428202
My score is 76
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I've been on 4chan for almost 20 years, what is wrong with me
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>>84428158
I've been posting on 4chan for 3 years and some months now, since I was 15 (now I'm 19, but I started lurking on r9k when I was still 14). I feel like it was yesterday that I began posting here, I used to screenshot almost every interesting thread I saw in the beginning because I thought they were unique, kek. I will never forget how it took me like 10min to realize that I was able to move the horizontal scroll-bar below the CAPTCHA's pic. Now I'm a fullfledged robot, dunno if that's a good thing, though.
>>84428202
Shit test. This one from the Robot General is way better https://robot-generals.neocities.org
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>>84428266
>what is wrong with me
Nothing, my friend, nothing. Don't think about it, senpai.
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I've been here since 2004 lol
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>>84428202
jesus christ, 41? I thought i'd be on the low end of slightly strange.... and then I took >>84428271 and got 164, Wizard. Fuck.
7 years ago over half my answers would have been different, I was almost a full normalfag then...
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>>84428271
>title: Successful Normalfag
is this a joke test?
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>>84428158
Why did you start so late? Basically everyone here was groomed since childhood I'm 21 and have been here wayyyy longer than you kek
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>>84428340
I'm still a cyborg like I was 9 years ago... No progress... I was generous counting technicalities too...
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>>84428202
i got 49 points and ive been on this website since 2015. good thing i have 70k saved up.

>>84428271
>I've been posting on 4chan for 3 years and some months now, since I was 15
i report you nigglets all the time but lucky you, we have absent moderation. last year some 14 year old foid posted her nudes all over /b/ on several occasions. could've been my future wife in a couple years, yet they choose to whore around.
>title: Robot
>score: 173
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>>84428271
being straightedge and counting your steam friends when prompted for online ones is really all you need to do to get a negative score on this one
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>>84428340
Kek.
>>84428371
I'm not the one who made it but in my experience it's the best test that has ever crossed this board and takes into account much more things which other tests ignore/give a superficial attention.
>>84428397
I've never been banned from 4chan when I was underage, if I needed to say my age to interact in a thread like a data mining one, I would just say I was 21 because late teens (18-19) would be too suspicious. Nowadays I hate and report underages who post here too (it's surprising how there are people who literally post about being in highschool and don't get banned, fuck jannies).
>>84428412
Even when I was straightedge and used to hang out with friends, I would still at least get cyborg in the results.
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>>84428271
>https://robot-generals.neocities.org
the truth fucking hurts. I'll be dead soon anyway. And that sex I had was more than a decade ago.
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>>84428467
>Even when I was straightedge
When I wasn't into alcohol, more specifically.
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>>84428471
Didn't know about that result, I really love the guy who made that test lol
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>>84428202
26. But honestly I should be lower
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>>84428202
>this thing
43
>https://robot-generals.neocities.org
75
who do i trust?
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>>84428674
>who do i trust?
The robot general test.
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>>84428158
i've been on 4chan for 19 years but i'm still a tourist lol. well, maybe not exactly a tourist. a part-time ex-pat? a carpetbagger?
i think there's plenty of people like me. check in for a half hour every other day in your usual spots, do some drive-by posting, rarely engage in interesting conversation. scroll a LOT past the gay shit. for near a couple decades lmao
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>>84428385
oh I was counting technicalities too, because TECHNICALLY they are correct!
with a little effort I could move up, but I have zero motivation to do so. what would it get me?
I have become the very thing I laughed at when I started visiting in 2010
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>>84428712
Is that anime girl okay?
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>>84428271
This is eerily similar to my experience with this site. I guess people like me are more common than I thought.
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>>84428757
kukuru is never okay, sadly. i would make her okay!
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>>84428467
>post about being in highschool and don't get banned
You can be in high school and be over the age of 18
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>>84428712
>i've been on 4chan for 19 years
Do you remember how you originally found out about the site?
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>>84428158
I feel you. I came literally right as moot left.
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>>84428271
I got 75, failed normalfag. Hm, I'm too much of a ecchi obsessed lewd anime figure buying nihongo learning, /a/ only (for social interaction beyond work) tard that hides his hobbies from normalfags, just cause I fucked a hooker once doesn't make a failed normalfag, I paid for sex because asking a woman out seems like a waste of time.
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>>84428316
Based, and yet nobody shows any respect
>>84428271
Instead they'll reply to whatever this creature is because it's likely a female
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>>84428202
Solid 6.
>no sexual attraction to under-15s +3
>not anxious around family/friends +3
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>>84428772
Did you have problems to solve your first captcha too? Lol
>>84428832
Yeah, and that's why coincidentally 100 percent of the robots who post about being in highschool are exactly 18... I understand your point, though.
>>84428859
>just cause I fucked a hooker
I'm pretty sure that wasn't the only reason, although it probably had some influence over the result.
>asking a woman out seems like a waste of time
So you would be able to do so if you wanted? I see. Proves the test right.
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>>84428878
>Instead they'll reply to whatever this creature is because it's likely a female
What? Are you talking about Tomoe-chan?
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>>84428905
>So you would be able to do so if you wanted? I see. Proves the test righ
I don't know, never tried asking a girl out after I got soft rejected in 8th grade. Probably not cause I hear women approach men all the time nowadays and I don't get approached, thought the only women I see are ones at work.
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>>84428158
im 35 and im here since 2011 i think, im not a loser, im not a neet, i just like anime, "manchild shit" and vidya, im not a virgin either and robots werent such fucking insufferable faggots back then, there used to be cool threads here even before zoomers
>hurdurrrrrrr you're not a robot you normie faggot whatever whatever
i like this place because it has things i like and enjoy, things that normies used to hate and now "love" because theyre brainwashed faggots
pic rel 90% of robot population now
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>>84428158
there is a 3rd category, you could call casuals, im not a loser at all but i grew up here and still come back weekly when i have time. been here on various boards for 11 years now..
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>>84428928
So you hate normalfags but you also hate robots?
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>>84428922
Anon, being honest, from what you say, in the worst scenario you would still be only a cyborg.
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>>84428928
>robots werent such fucking insufferable faggots back then
If you're talking about gatekeeping failed normies, I hear from wizards here that this place was BETTER and used to do MORE gatekeeping than it does nowadays.
>there used to be cool threads here even before zoomers
Maybe, but you guys were way GAYER
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/18021870/#q18026222
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>>84428949
nah, im for sure a robot, some people say i have a nice face but im also a 5'7 manlet (aka worthless) and I have a terrible haircut, I'll also probably go bald like my dad did, I find normalfags annoying to be around and most of this board is normalfags (which is why i never come here) so I will probably never have sex beyond prostitutes, women find my hobbies repulsive, to blend in and hide my power level I have to act like some western /lit/ nerd which while i may like, isnt me. Women wanna party and oversocialize while doomscrolling tiktok inbetween, they would probably look at me as a failed abortion but whining about muh women on /r9k/ is a waste of time anyway, might as well just keep doing what im doing and if I go back to jp fuck more girls in soaplands
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>>84428158
Your appraisal of the userbase is far too simplistic and clouded by le doomer man /r9k/ losermaxxer terminally online retard zoomer bullshit. Free, anonymous, public facing, mass populated imageboards have all kinds of appeal to all kinds of different people and being a habitual poster here doesn't make you some kind of lost hopeless reprobate that will never be productive, those are YOUR hangups that you're putting out there. This is one of the last mostly uncensored and decentralised online communities where you can come to talk about topics that are verboten and be politically incorrect, if you can't see how that's valuable or how that might attract longterm users of all types that's on you for being a myopic retard.
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Anyone who consistently posts on this site, especially /r9k/, for over 1 year, should be euthanized
This is a group of hopeless addicts and failures
t. 35
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>>84428878
why would I show respect to someone like me, if I don't respect myself?
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>>84429012
no point in punching down, this place was always filled with losers, you don't need to be a loser to post here but don't get angry when the majority here are losers, if you wanna hang with uppity normalfags you got the rest of the internet bro
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>>84428158
I am also 27 and have been here since I was 15. I browse 4chan the same way someone else may go on reddit or instagram. It is my platform of choice, and I am otherwise completely normal and racist
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>>84429008
My opinion about you isn't going to change how you view yourself so whatever, let's forget about it.
>most of this board is normalfags
Unfortunately true :p, I'm also trying to use r9k less and spend more time on wizchan but it's too slow.
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>>84429051
>normal and racist
go back to /pol/ chud
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>>84429055
I mostly use /a/ and sometimes /jp/ or /k/ these days. 4x2 is alright as well. Everywhere else is flooded with normalfags/bots that come here to sightsee.
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>>84428989
2015 was when zoomer trannies started reaching critical mass on here so no, that's on you, too. Tolerable /r9k/ era was 2014 and prior, but you seem mistaken about something, no one ever said it was "good," it was just far better compared to now which is easy to do because the board nowadays is just a dumping ground for interracial porn, fat ugly whores who make threads begging for attention like dumb fucking dogs and trannies trying to prey on weak and insecure men as new recruits for their porn addict death cult.

Prior to 2015 when we were coming to a head with trendy, modern left online faggot culture (feminism, trannies, negrophilia, all the staples of modernity that we're forced to endure now) it felt like you were actually talking more to sentient people rather than bots or braindead young retards but it was still 4chan, and 4chan has always been a hurtbox of antisocial retards flinging invective at each other. I have to say that the modern /r9k/ crowd is orders of magnitude more evil, you guys are genuinely demented and cruel and mean spirited cunts, back in the day it was all just for a laugh. Product of growing up online where you never build empathy face to face with people.
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I've been an infrequent 4chan visitor (tourist) since like 2008 give or take; I was fairly active on /pol/ during 2016. I think the majority of tourists don't bother to post, we just look at the interesting threads and move on. I have a career and a girlfriend but I'm still a loser, I'm just losing less than other losers. Nothing will ever be perfect, but that doesn't mean I can't try to make things suck a little less.
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>>84429107
>he thinks almost everything on here isn't a larp or falseflag
newfag no one actually uses /r9k/ seriously anymore, even the wizards; all that's left is genuine schizos or bot posts
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>>84428202
118

And here I thought I was Slightly Strange. Thanks for the boost of confidence /r9k/ didn't think I'd get it here! Have a great day, and hope you have a good evening as well!
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>>84428878
I don't need respect, I'm just some random ojisan. You get a headpat, though.
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>>84429138
Physical:
Face, strong, 6 foot, exercise, no abnormalities, no smoking, no weed, no alchohal, no addiction, good hygiene, shower regularly, decent fashion visit doc, hairstyle.

Mental:
Meds, content, feel love, nice person, don't feel stared, no wild emotion, no joy in suffering, sleep at night, wake up in morning, no under 15's.
Social: One romantic partner, multiple romantic partners, not virgin, had sex with multiple partners, kissed romantically, hands romantically, relationship within 6 months, one friend IRL, multiple friends IRL, enjoy others on occasion,

Accomplishments:
Don't live with parents, Own vehicle, in employment, have a hobby, have a productive talent, own living space, clean living space, having material items, won award, gone traveling, manage money well, wholly indepedent life, pet, higher education, college degree

Bonus: Disposable income, large number of contact, healthy view of opposite sex, no criminal record, been texted, decent smartphone.
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>>84428202
got 120 see you later virgins
>>84428937
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>>84429082
Would you be kind enough to tell to this humble man what you mean by 4x2? Is that a nickname to a good altchan?
>>84429107
>2015 was when zoomer trannies started reaching critical mass on here so no
Oh, then my point is dead I guess. But you can't put all the blame in us, y'know, the AI technology has advanced a lot too (probably is responsible for a lot of shit posts here, or so I believe) and I bet that the number of glowies has also increased (I don't remember where I saw it, but I remember of reading about most posts of 4chan coming from Israel).
>you guys are genuinely demented and cruel and mean spirited cunts
If it makes you feel better I at least try to be nice when I'm on r9k.
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>>84428158
yes deep down l aIways knew I was the 4chan
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>>84429261
>what do you mean by 4x2?
fixed.
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>>84429261
4x2 is 4x2, look it up in the archives, saying the alt chans real name is a ban usually, cant go into further details cause rapeape hates that site especially during the hack.

What is 4 multiplied by 2
answer =
chan
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>>84429282
>What is 4 multiplied by 2
>answer =
>chan
Oh, I see. I've gone there when 4chan was down but I never really became attached to it. Thank you for answering me, though.
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>>84428158
I've been here since 2019 and still keep lurking almost daily. As another anon said it's the edginess of the place that is attractive to me. People ease up their societal filters and say what they really think (or at least sugarcoat less). Also I like basedjaks and nazi paraphernalia lol.
As for my personal life, I'm not a neet and I did have romantic relationships in the past, so op as always oversimplifies things.
But I think /r9k/ and 4chan in general greatly improved my English vocabulary and the knowledge about niche taboo topics in general, so all in all I'm glad that I've started visiting this mongolian basket weaving forum
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>>84428158

>Newfag here. If your theory is right, I'm still in my 'tourist' phase. Let's see if I manage to leave before the 3-year mark or if I'm doomed too.
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>>84428843
of course i do. it was 2007 and there was a "party" of about 9 nerds, i was a sophomore in high school. a strange fat lesbian girl showed me /x/, saw some creepypastas, saw what /b/ could be at that time. and it was off to the races!
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>Took both tests and got successful ratings
Maybe I really should just put myself out there more :/
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>>84429518
Close the door when you leave.
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i only come here when im not busy with school and stuff every once in a while but i usually dont stay long in these parts because you guys are too meloncholy and i am young
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>>84428271
>title: Robot
>score: 173
Life has been harsh on you, and consequently your flesh has turned metal from the feels. As a social outcast who has likely given up on trying to fit in and live a normal life, you're headed towards wizardhood, a solitary lifestyle of magical coping spells and eternal virginity.
Life isn't so bad.
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>>84428271
>https://robot-generals.neocities.org
>title: Successful Normalfag
>score: -581
Congratulations, you've been so successful at life that you scored negative on this test. NOW GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK YOU FUCKING NORMGROID!!! RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>84428202
Pic is retarded. Weed is giganormie shit.
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>>84428271
>239
Didn't have a good answer for the financial questions since I don't have a job but you get a bit of money for studying here. Only like 150 dollars for living with your parents.
Also what is meant by "not understanding your own emotions?
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>>84428158
You know what's disgusting about normies? They insist on their right to ostracize non normies out of their spaces, but also insist on their right to post here.
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>>84429476
Things were so much simpler back then. Always interesting to hear how people found out about this place back in the day.
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>>84429882
You should never envy the dummsein. No matter how simple and easy their life may seem. You should never want to be one of them.
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>>84429959
I don't envy them at all. I think they're disgusting hypocrites and it needs to be common knowledge already.
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>>84429896
>Things were so much simpler back then.
ain't that the truth. never knew how good i had it, always been bad at in-the-moment gratitude! guess i'll have to settle for post-hoc nostalgia. a poor substitute. BRING ME BACK!
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>>84429882
It's very odd, normalfags come here to sight see and insist that the non normalfags should leave? They want 4chan to become like everywhere else online. A normalfags hugbox. You also get the worthless drive by posters who treat this place as their toilet. The only way you can beat the normalfags since there is so many is to not give them any attention at all, let their posts fall off the catalog so they realize no one here wants their company. It's started to happen more frequently so I guess some anons are learning.
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>>84430008
I personally used to know some normal fags that tried using the site, but couldn't get accustomed to it's archaic nature and just gave up. I think that accounts for a lot of the people that visit the site once and never again.
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>>84430068
Most of the anons itt are normalfags. /r9k/ isn't a place for robots anymore. At best it's for some failed normalfags that transition back to their normal lives after a bad period for maybe a year or two. The even worse part is this site is dying, so these normalfags eventually will be all that's left as more robots leave for greener pastures.
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>>84430008
Normies talk to other normies and the baiting antifa raid bumps their own threads. Normies aren't happy unless they're ruining someone else's time and if it isn't normies, its feds, which are just normies with guns and bombs.
Really vindicates that "let's make a country for autists" anon.
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>>84430144
It is what it is, normalfags are vile creatures. They enjoy punching down rather than punching up and their misery loves company. This site will be gone by early 2028 if that archive leak about the financial issues for 4ch is real. Then we can all be free.
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>>84428202
126, technically a ''chad'' despite the fact I have 0 social life and am largely a shut in these days
>>84428158
been here since 2012. I've done things but at the end I largely end up on my own, suppose im difficult to stomach.
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>>84430183
>This site will be gone by early 2028 if that archive leak about the financial issues for 4ch is real
Qrd?
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>>84430183
>Financial issues
It needs to be a public service already. The library is obsolete.
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>>84428202
i got 80, im super young tho



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