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Anyone else find it disappointing how short and small women are in real life? Especially milfs and muscle girls, it's such a let down
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>>84428837
I'm perfectly fine with that
t. lolicon
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I don't find it disappointing, I already knew women are short in general

I wish women were more taller
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>>84428837
Uhhh no? The shorter and smaller, the better. I don't like it if a girl isn't half my weight and a foot shorter than me.
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In porn they always film from a low angle so the girls always looked a lot bigger on video. It's weird how even the big titty milfs are small. I wish I had a tall slender gf
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>>84428837
Let me guess. You want a giant woman to step on you and swallow you right?
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>>84428864
>tall slender
finally someone with a good taste, enough of this mommy bullshit
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>>84428837
no, thats why I like them
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>>84428837
I'm taller than most men. But obviously an extreme outlier of course. Point is it's possible for a foid to not be small
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>>84428971
That's so cool, I wish I could get a girl around my height
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>>84428837
tall women are hot and i'm tired of pretending they're not
whenever i saw a girl taller than me (6ft+) it always made my heart skip a beat, especially if they're the slender type

i don't really find it disappointing when they're short though, it's just the usual
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Is this guy retarded? Short girls are the best thing put on this earth. You can pick em up, cuddle em easier, and they're cute as hell
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>>84428864
Fag. I want a small girl with long shiny hair, narrow waist and wide hips/big ass for doggystyle.
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According to the replies, short women win by a landslide.

Not to worry however, taller ones like myself are appreciated by the few, dare I say more sophisticated, men
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>>84429207
Mommy issues and low test don't make a man sophisticated...
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Honestly yeah
They're all like 4' nothing or something, and all around similar sizes. For some reason there's a lot more variety in terme of everything (height, ugliness, builds, etc.) in men
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>>84429043
Tripfag attention whore. Didn't read.

Get stabbed and or shot.
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>>84428837
I like feminine women (short and small)
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>>84429464
>tfw youre a 6'1 gigantafoid
Where am I on your variety scale?
>>84429305
I heightmog you sir.
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>>84428837
no because I don't have some weird mommy dommy fetish so I like my foids to look like cute foids.
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>>84428837
My wife is 3 inches taller than me and it's great.
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>>84429653
>6'1"
>I heightmog you sir.


you have a freakish height for a female, not something to be proud of
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>>84429653
are you the one with autism?
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>>84429909
Im trying to be confident about it. What else am I supposed to do, cry?
>>84429924
Oh no how did you clock me?
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>Mommys
>Not always curvy plush goddesses who will dote on your cock

It hurts
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>>84430174
>Oh no how did you clock me?
cause we talked a long time ago! and you wouldn't come be my sexy, tall wife and it was sad
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>>84429653
TRANNYTRANNYTRANNYTRANNY WEE WOO WEE WOO WE GOT A LIVE ONE
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>>84429924
>are you the one with autism?
You'll have to be more specific. Find me a woman on /r9k/ who isn't diagnosed.

Find me a man as well, for that matter.
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>>84430261
Huh? When, what did we talk about?
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>>84430298
idk we talked for a long time actually in some random r9k thread. but being 6'1" with autism is a rare trait combo so it's easy to clock you.
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>>84430323
Yeah its quite rare. Nice meeting you again anon, small board this is
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>>84430174
>Im trying to be confident about it. What else am I supposed to do, cry?
That would make you more relatable and approachable for the men who cry about their heights, yes.
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>>84430365
Well I have cried about it. Then I stopped and moved on. Do I wish to be shorter, not anymore. I like being tall, it has many advantages.
>That would make you more relatable and approachable
Not my goal desu
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>>84430345
yeah it's kind of sad how slow r9k is these days. all of 4chan really, but hey I guess when you're addicted nothing else really cuts it.
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>>84430407
>Do I wish to be shorter, not anymore. I like being tall, it has many advantages.
You say that, but...

If a wizard offered to sell you magic potions to make you shorter or taller, which ones are you buying?
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>>84430437
I'd pick shorter, but only because of practicality. Its hard to find pants for women with an inseam of 35/36. But I am content with my current self, and I cant really change it so there is that
>>84430428
I mean im a newfag so I never knew how it was in the golden days. But I too, am addicted and I need to be cured from this ailment
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>>84430468
not to be a coomer but id pay you to stand next to me if you're in the us
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>>84430468
>I mean im a newfag so I never knew how it was in the golden days. But I too, am addicted and I need to be cured from this ailment
yeah I've been here too long. but nothing else quite scratches the 4chan itch for me.

and really, a 36" inseam? that's kind of crazy. I'm taller than you and am still a 34" what the hell you must be all legs
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>>84430468
>I'd pick shorter, but only because of practicality.
Mm hmmm...
>Its hard to find pants for women with an inseam of 35/36.
What if the magic automatically adjusted your clothes as well?
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>>84428837
I am 5'3 so women are not short and small to me from down here
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>>84430479
Ahahaha this might be the greatest compliment I have ever received on here. Bless you anon. But lock in for fucks sake dont throw your money at random people.
>>84430486
This site is awful but r9k is particularly awful. Yeah I need to get out asap as its using up way too much of my day

>inseam of 36
My true inseam is 34, but i dont like it when pants cut right under the ankle. I like the baggy stacking look, so i have to wear low rise and get at least an inseam of 35. I only get an inseam of at least 36 for hiking pants (impossible)
>>84430494
Oh yeah then id stay my size, if thats an option. If not, id pick shorter again. I get such a high from looking down on people or being strong. Sure im not cute but hey! Im capable. Thats more valuable imo.
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>>84428837
>Anyone else find it disappointing how short and small women are in real life?
tall hands wrote this, because i know that feel. Women are really small, but I'd say I'm more surprised than disappointed. Media often portrays women at the same height or close to it. It's a weird feeling when you tower over most of them so much you have to crane your head down to see them
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>>84430542
So even if you had magic clothes, you'd never pick to be taller...

Not meant as a gotcha. If you're happy with your body then I'm happy for you, and I hope that your happiness only increases in the future. But it does sound a little bit like a cope if you sell it like that.
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>>84429207
dont let society lie to you, short women are preferred, they aren't demanded like tall men are to women. Men will fuck anything, including a woman with slightly longer leg bones. I am one of these men. Besides, I'm 6ft3. You're all short to me anyway. You ever consider that maybe I want to be the one held and comforted? that I want to know what it's like to feel safe in someone's arm? That I want to know what it's like to hug someone and not risk crushing them to death. Life isnt all about you, so kindly slit your throat with a rusty hacksaw, you and everyone in this thread. I will have my tall queen one day. I am no longer asking nicely
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>>84430542
yeah r9k used to be much more interesting. I wonder where everyone went, twitter I guess idk.

men don't get low rise jeans so I don't have that issue thankfully but yeah I honestly don't know that I've ever really seen 36" inseam on the rack at least. but how about this, just wear skirts all the time. problem solved, right!
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>>84430542
>But lock in for fucks sake dont throw your money at random people.
1, You're only random until you consent to stop being a stranger and start being an acquaintance, and then a friend, and then a good friend, and then
2, Money can also be redirected to third parties on your behalf, like paying the entrance fee at a museum so we can walk around the exhibits while you stand next to me.

NTA tho.
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>>84430611
Skirts are impractical. They work in the summer and if you get a propper wool skirt, sure you can wear it in fall and winter but its heavy and hard to move in. Skirts are cute dont get me wrong, but I like the durability and practicality of jeans and hiking pants.

R9k is on the decline sweet anon, we should escape i think.
>>84430583
What the fuck is this paragraph
>That I want to know what it's like to hug someone and not risk crushing them to death
Why did you even type this out mang. Nah you is tweeeaaakkinnn
Also, picrel
>>84430546
Yeah I am coping anon. I have been coping ever since I was 13 and the grim reality of my situation became crystal clear. I wasnt finished with growing but I was already at 5'11. It was over for me a long time ago. Might aswell accept myself. I think when I find someone who appreciates me like I am im gonna be set for ever.
>>84430652
Aw man you guys are being very cute. You gave the other anon some pretty good ideas for free.
But
I would want to be acquaintanced with someone on the basis of geting something out of them.
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>>84430717
God i forgot the pic
Here >>84430583
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>>84430717
How old are you now? You sound young, and if you haven't found someone who can appreciate you yet, it's not because it's difficult to appreciate you or because your appreciators are rare-- it's because life is a numbers game and your numbers are still too small in this metric. You WILL find someone and you WILL be happy. You just need to grow older first so you can meet more people as a byproduct of growing older.

Also
>tfw you didn't click on my post
I'm so small and insignificant uwu owo.
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>>84430717
skirts are so cute, I think girls should wear them more. it's ok though summer is good enough right, get my skirt fix in for a while.

or we escape to somewhere warm with lots of hiking and skirt weather! there we go, paradise
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>>84430809
Aw man! Sorry I didnt reply to your post by accident. The third response was for your post. Sorry anon
>life is a numbers game.
Im stealing this for the rest of my life. What a great piece of advice.
Im not that young, im 20. But I dont really appriach people, and i dont look aproachable so i think I have to get myself out there more. Its a shame, I feel too comfortable in my life of solitude. But how else will I find someone?
>>84430837
Skirts are cute, youre right anon. Maybe ill wear it for you, maybe. If we're gonna escape somewhere, id want it to be the west coast. Not LA, but in the forests of either cali or oregon, maybe Washington. I adore the nature there too much.
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>>84430944
>Im not that young, im 20.
Please write those words down on a piece of paper, and put it somewhere where you can see it again in, say, 5 years (when you'll still be young outside of 4chan memes).

Ah ha ha, your number is so small, you're a little numberlet, teeny tiny little numbers, ah ha ha. You are approachable and worthy of being approached, but your peers can't approach you because they're just as clueless about approaching as you are. You have to grow older to give them more time to figure out how to approach you, or if you don't want to wait then maybe it's time for you to start approaching others yourself. You'll be fine, you're gonna make it, you're gonna find someone who slips into your life and adds to it without feeling like they're taking away your comforts. I believe in you.
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>>84430944
I actually live near the west coast. If you like that kind of pic then you'd enjoy the entire west coast north of sacramento, anything lower and it's too california and not western enough. It's actually gorgeous all the way up into canada, one of the best places in the US for sure.

and it's perfect skirt weather in the summer so it's doubly perfect!
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>>84431016
Im sending you endles hugs anon. Woaw you make my real happy. I'll make you so proud anon, I'll step out of my comfort zone and spread my wings. Hopefully get out of here too. I was getting kinda anxious about my age as I turned 20 recently and it feels horrible to not be a teen anymore. Im not the kind thays shy to approach people, so maybe I'll be the prince charming looking for my sleeping beauty. Thanks lots for being so kind and constructive. <3
>>84431076
Woah man I have been wanting to visit for ages! Its my dream to visit a old growth temperate rainforest. Youre unbelievably lucky anon. You get to see all that beautiful biodiversity in your own backyard. Look at all those epiphytes on the trees! Im kinda jelous I wont lie to you. I like to draw and photograph local flora you see. I need to see giant sequoia once in my lifetime. Americans are so unbelievably lucky you have some of the most breathtaking landscapes

Its getting late for me, so im gonna go. Thanks so much for being amazing. You two are awesome



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