>be me>gf knocks on my door>let her in>she tells me she wants to go somewhere nice for a date>"hey wait a minute, I don't have any friends!">she slams the door behind her>her disguise fades>she's a rape dwarf>ohcrap.jpg>run to my room>he chases me and pulls my shirt off before I lock the door with him outside>he's laughing for some reason>turn around>there are even more of them in the room>take grenade out of my pants and pull the pinremember me bros
>>84432454You deserved to die for getting catfished by a dwarf. Those niggas are ugly asf.
>>84432466Not only have I had sex with your mother, parasite but also with your absent father