>A sassy fairy has come into your life and routinely bullies youWat do?
>>84432482>tfw no cute passoid hsts tranny gf to bully me and then get rape corrected
I think we all know whats going to happen.
>>84432571I don't think we do, enlighten us
>>84432482Give her love and help her the best I can. What else is there? I dont mind her being mean and bullying me.
>>84432482Bully her back by stealing her clothes while she's asleep!
>>84432871Bah, maybe she'll steal your clothes right back while you snooze!
>>84432886She couldn't even lift anything heavier than a singlet, I'm not too worried.
>>84432482I read that as a "sissy fairy".Boy, there's a lot of homosexual activities on this website, my mind is ruined.
>>84432897You say that now, but you'll regret it when you wake up with her having drawn butts on your face!
>>84432909Nothing I can't just wash off in the mirror. I must say, this 'fairy' is more like a pest than anything! I wonder how this sassy fairy would react to that if she heard me saying that. It must shatter her ego!
>>84432940You take that back right now! Right fucking now! She'll kick your ass!
>>84432950What, with size 0.9 shoes?
>>84432975Sh-she can still try! It'll be annoying if nothing else!
>>84432980If can even feel her tiny kicks feel I might mistake her for a bug and instinctively swat her away! She's not a very good for a bully!
>>84433002Swatting her!? Oh you've done it now, she's gonna leave a thumb tack on your chair before you sit down, have fun dealing with that, human!
>>84433013A quick spray of my deodorant should put a stop to her mean spirited tricks if she does something like that. Like a cat and a spray bottle I will train her to behave and be a nice magical fairy, with no sass!
>>84433030Deoderent? What the hell kind of guy sprays a girl with that? You think that'll stop her?
>>84432482I heard you can get mild psychedelic effects from licking a fairy.
>>84433040I lick the fairy then meditate quietly on my visions in an attempt to unlock an esoteric truth.
>>84433035I'm not so cruel as to use fly spray. She is a girl after all. She can fly home to her friends smelling like a boy and endure their teasing!
>>84433046Well then, I guess she's just not gonna leave your house until the smell wears off, and she'll keep you awake all night long with her pestering!
>>84432482i start eating a lot of cabbage and beans so i fart a lot and really stinkyi'll put up with her bullying if she can put up with the smell :^)
>>84433053She'll tire herself out eventually I'm sure. If not I guess I just have to endure it.
>>84433071That's disgusting! How the hell do you people even think of this crap?
>>84433094that's the whole point, keki wouldn't eat so much cabbage/beans if she was nicer, you know? but i'm not beyond pulling the skunk tactics if provokedalso>this crap?i see what you did there
>>84433076The kickings will continue until the smell's removed!
>>84433109Then she'll just zip away when you let one loose and wait till the smell wafts away or until you move to another room and then BAM! Surprise attack!
>>84433111Awww she's all tuckered out!
>>84432482Tie her to a stick and dab a little itching powder on her wingtips so she has to flap them to relieve the itching. I can use her as a fan!
>>84433123and what if i stop showering altogether, hmm? constant reek of fermented sweat under my armpits, not to mention between my legs :^)she'll just get her nose attacked with different sorts of bad smells whenever she gets near
>>84433146Well then...your social and work life will be ruined! Nobody would want to be close to you and you'd get fired! So really you're just punishing yourself.>>84433124Bah, don't you coo over her like a pet, she'll show you how scary she is!
>>84433160i work from home so no one will notice, there isn't enough bandwidth to transmit smells through the internet :^)i also live alone and rarely ever go outside, i order most of my stuff so...truly, the only one who has to put up with me is myself, and now her since she insists on being a bullyif she's capable of niceness i'll make myself more presentable, but she isn't so...skunk tactics
>>84433167Hmph, well she'll just have to get more distant wit her tactics then. You'll turn to sit down on your chair for the day of work, butt right as you're about, ZIP! She's flown under, dropped a tack on your chair, and flew out just as fast, covering her nose so she only has to spend a mere second close to you!
>>84433040A lie from perverted anti-fairy humans!
Y'all need to get laid
>>84432482Funnel-feed her a gallon of milk.
>>84433525Does a wingjob count as losing virginity? Asking for a fellow human.
>>84433703You think she's interested in jerking you jerks off?
>>84433747>that smallshe doesnt have a choice really
>>84433750She can still fight you
>>84433750Based on what the other anons have said, this fairy has probably been licked, sprayed, and farted on, are you sure you want her close to your dick?
>>84433747Have you never wanted to toy with someone twenty times your size?
>>84432482I'll be happy to have someone by my side.
>>84434073Not a stinky virgin man
