what if you are not personand are instead creature?
>>84432574I breed you and make more creature
I know im not a human im just a creature that works and does drugs
>>84432610the creature is unbreedable>>84432627the creature is accepting of being creaturegood
>>84432687I still will keep pumping creature full because our species depends on making more creature. Now bend over
>>84432574aren't you a sweetie lil gremlin? let's get into bed together, I'll show you how of a savage creature i am
>>84432703Creatures back front hole is already taken
>>84432698>>84432703the creature shall reiterate that it is an unbreedable object
>>84432761This creature must try for the good of creatures species. Round 3 start
>>84432773the creatures species is already extinct
>>84432781why would a creature have hobbies?
>>84432779I put hundreds thousand tiny creature in creature to make baby creature. You are doing so good creature, lift up a bit for creature
>>84432805creaturaphilia is no better than beastiality
>>84432814Perfectly natural when creatures bump uglys
>>84432865the creature knows not what horrors it speaks
>>84433341>>84432574In short, the error to this kind of excessive self-deprecation is that gay guys will try to have sex with you if they think you're mentally weak.
>>84433396Thus and thusly, this sort of thread is better left on /s4s/ (for shitpost replies) or /lgbt/ (for this >>84432610 sort of reply) than /r9k/
>>84432574actually i wish i was a ghost just aimlessly wandering this planet
>>84433402We are having fun and you are not fun.
>>84433396the creature is growing tired of human sex drives>>84433402[s4s] is full of gay creatures as well, the creature has observed this.
