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I will never ever get a gf but i wish i had one
it's over for those who have the personality of a fish
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we get it dude youre ugly stop spamming your cringe annoying ass shit no fembot will be like "oh! no! i love fish looking niggas!"
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>>84434385
i'm not ugly though
i just have the personality of a fish
>no fembot will be like "oh! no! i love fish looking niggas!"
first of all fembots don't exist
second of all i'm not looking for fembots as LDRs never work
i just wanna vent
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>>84434393
dnr kill yourself
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do you want to join the convo?
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i remember one time on new years some girl added you discord. how did that go? give me a rundown
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>>84434405
i don't remember this happening. Must've been someone else
>>84434402
what convo
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dumb guys fuck like crazy i swear to god
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>>84434385
fuck you asshole i know its trolling but fuck you
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>>84434424
fuck this! *spreads asshole in your face* BRRRRRPPPPTTTTTT
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>>84434416
>what convo
i met a gorl
maybe she will like you
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>>84434492
She won't. I can't even make any friends let alone get a gf. Besides, ldrs never work out
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>>84434524
not even friends? blud what kind of contract did you sign?
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>>84434539
>blud what kind of contract did you sign?
What
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mate you belong on the wall
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>>84434570
>mate you belong on the wall
Wdym
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>>84434593
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mouth_Billy_Bass
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>>84434595
i'm not a literal fish
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>>84435339
Yeah I'm seeing the "personality of a fish" thing now
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>>84434338
Fishy fishy fishy time to drown yourself.
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>>84434338
>I will never ever get a gf
Then why do you keep talking about it nigger
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>>84435339
i miss when okcupid had 'drinks like a fish' as an option
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>>84435348
because i am sad and i want to vent
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>>84434338
Just bee yourself anon, it's easy. Or be consensually funny, it works but you have to accept it's the only reason women find it palatable to be around you.
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foid, please fuck him
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>>84435360
i literally have the personality of a fish
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>>84435369
Try to be funny, I swear double digit IQ women like it. Try that around a cute mildly retarded chick and it might work if you don't spill the pasta.
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>>84435360
You don't get. OP is the equivalent of a sack of potatoes. His overweight body has no desire to do anything besides bedrotting. He doesn't want to put any effort in at all. He is just an egotistical obese neet who thinks he is deserving of everything for free.
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>>84435388
I am not fat nor a neet
and i have tried, to no avail
>>84435384
there is literally 0 ways of meeting women when you're my age
also i have the personality of a fish
how am i supposed to be funny?
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>>84435395
My 65 year old father fucks with hags from his dancing classes, what the fuck are you on?
The fact you're not interesting is another matter. If you live in a trailer park in the a small town ideas in the Midwest, move your ass.
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>>84435433
okay? I don't run dance classes nor do i have the personality to attract women
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>>84435433
i live in a small town in europe
>just move!
and then what? Now i'm just a loser in a big city
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>>84435436
>I don't run dance classes
Just attend lmao.
>>84435444
>Now i'm just a loser in a big city
And you can find cute girls at concerts and events to talk to.
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>>84435497
people who go to events already have friends and groups
it would be pointless to try to integrate yoruself into them, trust me i tried.
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What kind of personality does a fish have? Go around thinking about food literally every minute you are awake?
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>>84435511
You're not even trying, I'll label you as a volcel.
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>>84435525
they don't have one
>>84435531
dude I just said that I tried
can't even make friends
it is beyond over
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>>84435536
>dude I just said that I tried
Go to church, ask your priest for direction.
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>>84435550
>Go to church, ask your priest for direction.
what good will that do?
priests are just scammers, especially catholic ones
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>>84435536
why dont you try to get a personality? do something that doesn't require you to interact with other people initially. Learning a skill on the computer (design, programming, writing, something like that). If you have some money maybe buy a cheap electric or acoustic guitar and play for yourself and try to learn. If you have a balcony or a yard try some simple gardening (grow veggies so you feel like you have made what you eat).
T. fellow fish-person but my shrink makes me try different things
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>>84435558
>what good will that do?
If I have to explain this, you're beyond saving, maybe it's best if you don't get a chance to reproduce.
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>>84435564
It doesn't work that way
I already have hobbies like that
>>84435568
if you're gonna tell me to go look for women in a fucking church that's not gonna work because only grannies go to church
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>>84435577
>It doesn't work that way
Then tell me, what does "personality" mean to you? If you feel like you are missing it it must be something you feel you are missing. If you didn't know what a personality was you would say you have one (if you do at least one of those things).
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>>84435395
keep coping fatty. go get a job you lazy fish
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>>84435577
>if you're gonna tell me to go look for women in a fucking church that's not gonna work because only grannies go to church
Not in the city, but since you're adamant on ending your bloodline...
>>84435590
He is missing twenty IQ points and is completely autistic. Beyond saving if he doesn't change.
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>>84435595
dude my bmi is literally 22
fuck off
>>84435590
well it can't be the sum of your hobbies because otherwise i'd have an interesting personality
>>84435602
europe is not like america
not a single young person is religious here
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>>84435617
>not a single young person is religious here
I live in western Europe, young people go to church in my parish and I live in the middle of the countryside. In the nearby city you can also find single early 30's "trad women" (as trad as they get, so not much), albeit most are depressed and won't suck your cock after the third date.
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>>84435641
you probably live in like spain or portugal where people are still somewhat religious
i live in north eastern europe. People are not very religious here. Also dating ex whores is a terrible idea.
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>>84435668
>spain or portugal
Iberians aren't westerners.
>i live in north eastern europe
Believe it or not but I knew that already.
>Also dating ex whores is a terrible idea.
You tried?
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>>84435689
>You tried?
no, but it's obvious from the fact that they can't pairbond
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>>84435696
Because they haven't find a sensitive young man to pairbond with yet.
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>>84435617
>well it can't be the sum of your hobbies because otherwise i'd have an interesting personality
Maybe you do have, you just dont know how to talk about it? Or have anyone to talk about them with? If you already have that many hobbies, surely there are some groups or something where you live. Or you can try picking up a hobby where you will meet people, if there's a small gym where you live you will meet the same people there many times per week so even if you dont intend to make friends you just might. There are probably similar things for other stuff.
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>>84435716
false
once a whore, always a whore. Only a matter of time until they cheat or divorce rape you
>>84435717
i literally picked up hobbies just because i wanted to get close to some people and it still didn't work out. I don't think hobbies are the issue
i am just plain unlikable and unlovable.
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>>84435735
>i literally picked up hobbies just because i wanted to get close to some people and it still didn't work out
Maybe try getting into something you like just for the fact of liking it, not with the intention of meeting people. Maybe meeting people will just be a side-effect?
>i am just plain unlikable and unlovable.
If you have come to that insight then you surely have hunches what part of your behavior that is unlikable. Have you tried addressing those?
Also you have just been unlikeable to the people you have met. Maybe you need to meet likeminded people? Are there no boardgame clubs where you live? People there are usually on the spectrum.
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>>84435793
>Also you have just been unlikeable to the people you have met. Maybe you need to meet likeminded people? Are there no boardgame clubs where you live? People there are usually on the spectrum.
i have met autists before
not even they like me
>Maybe try getting into something you like just for the fact of liking it, not with the intention of meeting people. Maybe meeting people will just be a side-effect?
I don't like anything. I just want to hang out with people and be liked and have connections



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