>Going to work with a bunch of teenage coworkers after gooning all morning and not nutting
batman couldn't waterboard this shit outta me in arkham nigga tf are you doing
>>84434850newfag spastic summer tourist ebonics nigger brain
i hope you took a shower before you got thereeveryone can smell that, youre just too autistic to notice
>>84434863They can smell it? But we didn't cum? No way women recognize it
>>84434850Batman couldn't get you to admit you find girls hot?
>>84434879Being into women ain't the problem. Admitting to gooning all day and then fantasizing about teenage coworkers is the fucked up part
>>84434889Whats fucked up about it?It's only a problem if you act on it, you mouth breathing retard.
>>84434889Anon that's not even the most depraved thing I do on a daily basis
Invite one of them to your house afterwards and give her a big load of cummie.
>>84434978Like you really don't know, come the fuck on anon.
>>84434850>>84434863It's okay I'm a kinda handsome semi-normie.
what is the threshold of saying shit like this without getting a 3 day ban
>>84435110I don't since it's completely normal.
>>84434978Because it's illegal, and you're posting it on glowie central. Not too bright, are we?
>>84435175What's illegal is acting on it, you insufferable fucking retard, it's completely normal to find post-pubescent women attractive.
>>84434850I can always tell when someone is gen A and/or a tiktok user
I work with a bunch of 18 year old latinas at Amazon warehouse. They are so fucking hot and sweaty and they are like half my size.
>>84434878they definitely can, anon. it's not just your cum that smells when you masturbate. i can smell the prolactin on your skin when you're a gooner
>>84435182NTA but planning to commit illegal acts is illegal, spergtard dipshit.
>>84435220when did he plan to commit anything illegal? lmao get a grip
>>84434850Underage subhuman shitskin faggot
>>84435203That's some powerful nose you have, mister dog.
>>84435232i get along better with dogs than humans so maybe you're onto something, but i am seriousyou can smell a lot of things on people.
>>84435220Where did you read that he was planning anything?Do you actually have a double digit IQ?
>>84435274It's pretty normal having double digit IQ you know... So is legally fucking 16 years old in most of the world.
>>84435291>self-owns his brown self and doesn't even realize itYa love to see it.
>>84435317The US is majority brown and you're the only ones with the "fucking a minor is ten of thousands holocaust". Witter than thou or whatever.
it says they do a lot of drugs
>>84434850Tiktok tier reply, fuck off
>>84434846What the fuck? Are you with that diddy shit? Ah hell no
>>84435419You need to go back to TikTok, nigger.
>>84434850Top tier reply honestly. The rest of you need therapy
>>84434850he's not even a tiktoker this is standard zoomer lingo you fucking oldfag dysphorics. i doubt any one of you are older than 23
>>84435158Probably intent or admission to something federally illegal I don't think mods are going to ban you for saying you find teenagers sexy when it's been the most popular pornography tag for decades
>>84435670Careful, Anon, you're trying to use logic against people who are illogical and retarded.
>>84435232Women can 100% smell whether you're a masturbator or not. I did semen retention for 9 months and within the first two weeks I started to get tons and tons of female attention like I was a magnet. They'll tell me I smell good even if I'm sweaty and I don't wear deodorant. This stayed consistent throughout the entire period. Then I jerked off recently to curb wet dreams and saw an instant loss of attention and attraction from girls at my work and in public. The way I acted didn't change, literally the only difference is that I jerked off a few days before.
>>84435887Seconding this I don't think they can actually "smell" it, but they definitely subconsciously pick up on your pharimones. I used to do semen retention pretty frequently and could always tell a difference>Tell my female friend I was trying it>She shows a reasonable amount of doubt in its effectiveness>Her little sister enters the room and immediately tells me I seemed "manly and adult today"It definitely works.
>>84434846I'm not attracted to teenagers because I'm 26 and the younger half of Gen Z are brainrotted from social media. Have zero attraction to people who have the mental development of a 12 year old.
>>84435441Tell that to OP, he'll find plenty of teenage puss over there kek
>>84436202How about women in their early twenties?
>>84434846I worked with a 19 year old girl who was supposdly 'hot' She had no tits but I can see where you are coming from
>>84436542>How about women in their early twenties?Depends. Women have WAY more variance in personalities than men. Some bitches just vibe on your wavelength and others do not. Many do not.
>>84434850naaaah sheeeesh unc is cooked fr fr
