What's the fastest way to get banned on 4chan? Lets say it was a speedrun tournament to get banned and the winner gets $1 million. What would your strategy be anon?
>>84435922Make a thread announcing your intention to detonate bombs at sports stadiums, or commit some sort of other mass casualty event (note: such posts will get you b& and v& but are still very funny)
>>84435922IDK maybe like doxing or posting illegal shit like CP or something
>>84435966>doxing or posting illegal shit like CPBoth victimless crimes
>>84435966>IDK maybe like doxingI remember when Iris doxxed herself, that was truly the funniest and lowest IQ moment I've ever seen on 4chan.
>>84435922I doubt anyone else here has gotten banned in a matter of seconds.
>>84435971>>84435977kek im pretty sure CP's victim is whoever's getting raped but doxing is just funny. I've never actually seen anyone get doxed tho, just had retarded shitskins threaten to dox me on /pol/. It's not like they're gonna come to my house and try to beat my ass anyway.
>>84436006That's actually pretty impressive, so it's racism that gets the fastest ban then kek.
>>84435922>What's the fastest way to get banned on 4chan?Violating US law. I made a joke once about the CIA and pedophiles and was permanent banned from all boards in under an hour. All appeals were instant denials. I didn't post on 4chan for over a year until the ban suddenly vanished. I assume my IP changed or some nonsense. So much for freedom of speech. More like freedom of speech unless you're criticizing the US government in which case I'll fucking DESTROY you forever you sick bastard.
>>84436016Doxing by itself is not harmful. (It only presents the risk of harm by distributing actionable information.) If you want doxing to be harmful, it needs to be prepared so as to bait people into acting on it somehow. Just posting someone's dox doesn't actually accomplish anything, and most people will just ignore said information unless it's directly relevant to them.
What's the point of getting banned if you still get access to the site as a lurker
>>84436006I have literally never been banned for anything on /r9k/ I didnt realize there were mods here
>>84435922For normal people, /lgbt/ is THE board to post on if you want to get banned. They will ban you for literally anything if you don't share their ideology
Type Sib____eri_a_n m__ouse without the spaces I think there's a warning first but you get instabanned if you postThere's other banned words but I can't remember what they are
There's a lolcow on pw called trevor who spams the board 24/7. Anyone who calls him out gets banned. Dunno if it's him or he has some dickrider on the janny team or what.
>>84436201>Sib____eri_a_n m__ouse What does it mean?>t. used 4chan for 3 years
>>84436201qrd on this? is it some type of CP?
>>84436265there are keywords to nuke threads and information that can't be posted on clearnets anon. welcome to 1999
>>84436231How can you tell it's him who's making the posts?
>>84435922>deddicatedmy ass this is real
>>84435922post something about the head admin. i will probably get banned for even vagueposting about him like this. he hates my guts and replies to a lot of my posts with hate lol
>>84436006you only got that ban bc you pissed off a janny/mod. they don't actually care about racism. i said something criticizing one of the mods/jannies and shortly after they were calling me nigger in a random thread and i said something very mild and not racist and got banned for racism lmao
the rules of moderation is that there are no rules. if they don't like you then you'll get banned for the mildest thing.
>>84436307Apparently they can add what is essentially a 'kick me' sign to your IP and you'll be banned for minor infractions that they usually let pass
>>84436337lol that's so lamejannies, come kick me at my house i bet you won'tpicrel is how to speedrun a ban btw
You can literally post slash eye dee slash tomoko and get banned for 30 days instantly
>>84436067because you can no longer make posts that get read and replied to by deranged morons!
>>844362482023 oldfag here, sound the alarms
>>84435922Can't posting from a VPN get you banned? Start timer, connect to VPN, post spam on trash to avoid spam filter, win.
>>84436441This >>84436394 is faster. No external program needed, so it can be done from any device that can run 4chan.
>>84435922id post a link to the tarrant shooting because thats an instant ban.
>>84436450Why does that even result in a ban? Like tomoko from azumanga daioh?
>>84436298i talk shit on the streetshitting niggerjeet rapeape all the time and that never happens.
>>84436472There are several other banned phrases but I don't remember them off the top of my thread. It's because a poster on /v/ I believe kept spamming their user page to ask for friends.>>84436467Take a screenshot of the link.
I lost count of how many times I got banned for hating women. I mean real hating, not just muh women suck
>>84435922Post an Umamusume thread in /v/The jannies there treat it like witchcraftThough I guess if we're going for a permaban I assume ban evading with a vpn and spamming porn in sfw boards would be ideal
>>84436476he hates me because i'm black and a woman. but also i'm certain i talked to and upset other jannies off board
>>84435922You have to go into these boards with weird culture like /vt/ or /a/ or /mlp/ where people get so emotional over their trash they go the lengths of doxxing or mass reporting and make some schizo or autist really angry Quickest ban i've got was actually seconds on /int/ because i made a new thread for the countrys general and the local tranny autist reported mine as a duplicate to make their own OP
>>84436520>The jannies there treat it like witchcraftWhy?
I made a post breaking every global rule except 17 once
>>844359224chan is giving into OFCOMM, wow...
>>84435922Posting ponies on /co/. Those jannies have ptsd.
>>84436467Why can you post the video itself on /pol/ without being banned then?
Oh hey this is related to my other thread. There's a website you can post and it'll instantly block and give you a 30 day ban, it's the 4chan proxy site whatever it's called.
>>84437412Though, you can also just confess you're 16 or something and then they give you bif ban raaaaa! ooh goodness an IP has been banned for years now! Whatever will the world do, what will the poor kids do without cuckchan! NOOOOO!
>>84436179Your ip is probably dynamic while this nigger is being gangstalked by jannies lol
Post a banned statement that results in an automatic ban. Does pic related work anymore?
>>84436351LMAOO, that's insane. Yeah I guess you can't criticize the jannies at all. Hope they hang themselves.
>>84435922Posting porn on a blue board gets you banned pretty fast
>>84438068Nah it usually takes a couple of days if anyone even notices
offtopic on a,v or tv maybe, the only places with an active moderation team
