i have a recurring fantasy of saving an incel but then i talk to one and he gets all pissy bc im not a perfect virgin waifu
>>84437454What make you think your deserve a virgin if you aren't a virgin yourself? Used up moids for used up foids.
>>84437454>bc im not a perfect virgin waifu
>>84437454>i have a recurring fantasy of saving an incel but then i talk to one and he gets all pissy bc im not a perfect virgin waifuYWNBAW + total larper death + kys + didn't ask + nobody cares + even if you're a woman GTFO from my board
I wouldn't but you would get bored and discard me after a little while, that hurts
Save me? Save me from what? Go away stinko.
>>84437464why should an incel even be allowed to have standards? if you reject me, it's not involuntary lol.>>84437467i had 1 bf, 1. nothing crazy.>>84437470extremely low quality post.>>84437474>hurr durr i give up i suffer so muchyou're what's stopping you from getting a gf
>>84437454God I wish I was an incel/virgin
>>84437493>extremely low quality postReport me then, bitch. Dare to do so, since that's a reason to be reported.>>84437533NORMALNIGGEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>84437454I AM AN INCEL/VIRGIN. NO I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE A BPDEMON. NO I DO NOT CARE IF YOU HAVE HAD A BOYFRIEND. NO I DO NOT CARE IF THIS IS JUST SOME BAIT POST AND YOU'LL SCREENSHOT ME TO SHARE WITH FRIENDS. I AM FUCKING DESPERATE AT THIS POINT.
>>84437493>>hurr durr i give up i suffer so muchif only you understood even a fraction of what it's like lol
>>84437493never mind, you aren't even nice
>>84437492your chronic loneliness, touch starvation, lack of emotional connections to anyone, lack of feeling love, lack of sex. your life would improve far greater than you could imagine if you dated me.>>84437559tell me about yourself>>84437581uh how?>>84437583which reply was you? i assume the one of you calling me used goods. or maybe you're offended i wasn't nice to someone who insulted me because you want a doormat sex slave gf.
>>84437611>uh how?that's the issue, you're not a man, therefore you don't understand, there IS no "how" because you wouldn't get it
>>84437611>"tell me about yourself"18 year old barely 5-when-he-is-at-his-best retard.
>>84437611>>84437474that reply
I am down and I do not care how many men you had sex with before. Please do save me nona
>>84437454It's always some shitty soggy knees incel and never me. If only I wasn't 53 years old, I'm a perfectly nice guy otherwise.
>>84437652brotherman you are fresh meat, stay away from this thing, she is going to eat you ALIVE
>>84437454Too bad because I'm not really incel, you live to far away and I'm in my 30s.
I wouldnt mind being "saved" by a promiscuous girl or mtf as in physical touch and show of affection and attraction, but the moment i find out it was some weird jest i'll probably go ER I know it doesn't make sense for it to be so and such a weird scenario but my trust issues are horrific
>>84437454>and he gets all pissy bc im not a perfect virgin waifuyou guys do the exact same thing when you find out any moid is baldingyou have no room to talk
>>84437679I am probably going to fail my finals and have no real future. I don't plan on living past 30 anyway, so I don't really care.
>>84437553I'm one of the weirdest autists here, and I've been on 4chan since 2004. I've literally not had a single friend or gf in the last decade. I'm basically an alien or youkai. I had lots of sex and gfs when I was in my late teens/early 20s and I'm reasonably attractive but my strangeness and standards for women has kept me a volcel for most of my adult life.
>>84437722>standards for women has kept me a volcelwhat are those standards
>>84437708Go fix your fucking life child. I hate how you niggers come and and cry about how your life is over. Faggot it hasn't even begun, you'll be fine. Just go outside, go do things it can be anything! As long as it's outside with other people around, fuck it doesn't even have to be outside go play a video game the requires you to talk to people. You have time to build your social skills still! You can be saved. Leave this site and never come back. It's bad for your health and believe me, it's not going to be cool and fun when you're nearing 30 completely fucking alone. Get out and do something about it while you still can. GO NOW.
>>84437454Tranny-kun makes all of these threads. He's not an actual tranny, he just has pozzed anal sex with one and they both shit up this board
>>84437611>your chronic loneliness, touch starvation, lack of emotional connections to anyone, lack of feeling love, lack of sex. your life would improve far greater than you could imagine if you dated me.Where do I sign? I'll give you my life if you solve these problems.
>>84437752Are you the same guy who makes "kekke spam" posts on /fit/
>>84437652try harder>>84437684>>84437664i'm not promiscuous just not a perfect waifu like literally all girls outside anime>>84437692i know like 98% of men are balding by 19 in the big 26. just take finasteride and minox when we're dating. idrc that's pretty fixable.>>84437722>i'm a massive slut (female)"KYS WHORE I WILL DOXX YOU AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY">i'm a massive slut (male)"yay we love you you're so lonely xd"
>>84437708>"oh im probably not gonna live past 30 so im gonna give myself generational trauma due to someone's undiagnosed, freakshow of a daughter, most likely ruining any future relationships/friendships i'll have."brother, even if you're keen on your word, wouldn't you want to live those 12 years as a happy, stable, loving person? i mean.... good god, if i could be 18 again....
>>84437752does she take estrogen and have little boobs? that's all I ask
>>84437454Height, weight, and race? I could be convinced to accept a savior.
>>84437771>i'm a massive slut (female)>"KYS WHORE I WILL DOXX YOU AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY">i'm a massive slut (male)>"yay we love you you're so lonely xd"what is this random, nothing-burger, anecdotal narrative/double standard you're writing? lol
>>84437786you're not an incel if you have standards>>84437794none of those buzzwords fit what you're quoting lmao wat
>>84437749Nta. If only it were that simple. Kys normie trash
>>84437802>you're not an incel if you have standardsmaybe I'm an incel because of my standards. I don't think they're too extreme?>White>not obese>shorter than me
>>84437454>save an incelLmao, you can't even save yourself. Fuck off
>>84437454you can talk to me, but im not an incel nor do i care if you been ran through or perfect.
>>84437829you can fix your life at 18, you're just whining
>>84437749Some days I barely even have the energy to get out of bed. I can't for the life of me get myself to study for longer than a few minutes because I'm a low-attention spam sped, and even then I don't retain that shit. All games just feel like a slog now. No one around me has similar interests IRL and I'd fucking croak before pretending to be into whatever faggy bullshit normgroids like.
>>84437802"buzzwords" aaaaand thank you for proving to me that you're low IQ, dang, you actually MIGHT be a cis-woman after all!sad you'll still be fawned over and you'll be under a waterfall of attention on this board JUST because you're a woman, but mentally, you're worth less than a spec of dirt on the bottom of my boot, lol.
>>84437829Go back to school child. You have no idea what I would do to have a chance to try it again from 18. Destroying your own future so you can call yourself truecel or whatever faggot thing you want is idiotic. You have so much time to grow and change. Don't give up before it's even began. It's not going to be easy, you've got everything stacked against you but you've just gotta try. You have nothing to loose and everything to gain.
>>84437857That guy is not the 18 year old anon, I am. I don't even know what Nta is short for.
>>84437887I don't want in on any of this "truecel" shit or whatever. It fucking sucks and is retarded.
>>84437746>18-24 and into older men (I'm 35)>virgin preferably>white and/or asian only>non-social shut-in>anti-liberal traditionalist (doesn't believe in any part of modern politics or government>submissive, feminine, anti-feminist>wants lots of kids>is ok with not having a legal marriage>is open to polygyny (being one of two or three wives)>wants to live a self-sufficient offgrid life out in the countryside with minimal modern technology>open to following a natural all-animal diet or at least animal-based ketogenic diet>doesn't believe in modern medicine or use pharmaceuticals>doesn't fall for normie propaganda>likes anime and manga but not video games>doesn't use social media (low 4chan use is ok)>spiritual but not religious (in touch with her natural divinity, student of the tao or jesus christ)>generally quiet, calm, and kind>doesn't chew with her mouth open or smack her lips/tongue while she eats>wants to homeschool our kids and let our kids live with us foreverI dunno what else. Those are just the main things.>>84437771>i'm a massive slut (male)I wanted to stay with those girls forever but they dumped me. I didn't wanna be a manwhore.
>>84437875Fix your attention span. Drop TikTok or whatever shit you waste your life with. All social media too. Find something you like that requires you to use your mind. IDK what that is for you, but there certainly is something. That's your first step. After completing it your mind will be in a much healthier state. You have to try, you can't be a defeatist, you get one shot at life and fuck you owe it to yourself to not fuck it up. You have time, it's ok if you haven't made it yet. Plenty of people don't right the ship until their mid 20s, but you can't sit around wasting the time you have. I sure wish I hadn't.
>>84437948I've never used the Chink spyware known as "TikTok" in my life and am now kind of pissed you think I am using it.
>>84437611>your life would improve far greater than you could imagine if you dated me.at some point someone is gonna have to tell you you're not all that.
chino tho
>>84437611>you want a doormat sex slave gf.What are you if not dormant sex slave gf? How do you imagine your relationship with incel?
>>84437831>my voluntary desires make me involuntarily celibatenay>>84437845it's easy to save an incel if they wanted to be saved>>84437936damn if i'm single and childless at 35 i'll kill myself. sad for you even though you're a normie. no girl is okay with that unless you make at least half a mill, are 6'5, and hot.>>84438010yes i am you can't convince me otherwise>>84438287lots of nipple sucking, pegging, and aftercare
>>84438336>nipple suckingFine by me>aftercareSure, I'd care for my princess after I abuse her pussy.>peggingMy penis is for PiV only. I'm not putting it in some dirty man's asshole.
>>84437611>your chronic loneliness, touch starvation, lack of emotional connections to anyone, lack of feeling love, lack of sex. your life would improve far greater than you could imagine if you dated me.Hmmmmmmmmm........pass
>>84438369that stuff's for you
>>84437454Everyone knows you're not a woman bro. Stop playing pretend already.
>>84437454>i have a recurring fantasy of saving an incel No you don't. Is this some sort of bait post?Name 3 things you find attractive about incels
>>84437493>i had 1 bf, 1. nothing crazy.slut
>>84437454im not an incel but I don't want a serious relationship with someone who's been fucked to the moon and back over the course of a few yearsi wanna actually pair bond with someone. i've dated a few girls like you and prefer the shameless whores who use their bodies for themselves, at least they don't get mixed up and say dumb shit like>but it FELT like my first!!>oh yeah he always wore a condom lol dw ur the first to do it like thisand other deranged statements conjured from the deranged mind of whores even worse than actual whoresat this point im just gonna date a 15 year old (im 33, the ones i see at cons always look at me like wow hes so hot)
>save an incelif an incel said they want to save a girl, they'd be told they have a messiah complex or some shit like that. but you simps just suck
>>84437454>>84437464Literally this. Only reason why I felt like I was allowed to be picky when finding my fiance on here is cause I was a virgin as well.
>>84438412Most I'd allow would be milking with prostate massage by fingers just to try if it's any good.
>>84437454So go save an incel and fuck off
I wouldn't care as long as you've only had sex in relationships and aren't a serial monogamist.
There's nothing to save, incel is not any real problem or condition is just retarded larping
>>84437454Based. Save me sis. Take my virginity.I love sluts.No really I do.
>>84437771>idrc that's pretty fixableno it isn't, meds only maintain for 90% of people and the remaining 10% get slight to modest regrowth at most
>>84438434desperate enough to be peggedthat's all i need
>>84437454Maybe in the next life I will find someone who wants to save a mentalcel like me despite my being uber retarded and they not a virgin
>>84438653>not a serial monogamistWhat do you mean anon? Sorry, I'm not op, just curious!
>>84438336Would you cosplay as Chika Fujiwara for me? This question is very relevant
>>84438336>lots of nipple sucking, pegging, and aftercareokay youve won me over where do i apply?
>>84437454Shut the FUCK UP tranny. You hear me? SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOT FREAK
>>84437454Lol don't women say only virgins deserve to demand a virgin? So why shouldn't an incel want a virgin?
>>84439529someone who goes from one short-term, monogamous relationship to another, over and over again.
>>84440672I think I dislike the constant "it's a tranny!!!" Posters as much as the teehee women here why do moids be so dumb teehee posters
>>84437454I'd be willing to try dating a woman who's not a "perfect virgin waifu", if she's aware that I'm an incel, she's not disgusted by it, and she's happy to see where it goes. Maybe even to just be friends if it doesn't work out, since I would find it very comforting to have a woman close to me who's aware of my incel status and is supportive. But the problem is, that I'm an incel for actual reasons, such as that I'm socially anxious, especially around women, and outstandingly boring. So I don't see myself ever having any relationships with women, since I'm too old to effectively fix such grossly immature emotional problems. I don't think I could ever trust a woman enough to get close to her anyway, after the many hurtful experiences with girls in my childhood.
