Wrinkly saggy mombod unathletic 160cm older women owe me unprotected sex ending with a creampie
>>84438424you have no idea how much i want to fuck one of these women. not committing to anything, just. i want to nut
>>84438424>>84438694and what do i get in return
>>84438809ugh men are so transactional about relationships what happened to love what happened to romance ugh
>>84438818thinkingface
>>84438424All of my yes, then the most tender, loving cuddles after. Softly nestling your head in her bosom, falling asleep with no care in the world, just warm and safe in her arms.
>>84438809Athletic young man who cherishes you and batters your pussy
>>84438809Good sex.
>>84438424i am a man and this makes me seethe because thats not a mombod
>>84438916>All of my yesholy reddit
>>84438818>what happened to love what happened to romance ughWe're all broke
>>84438694yeah we'll they don't like little manlet asians with shripdicks so better luck next life anon. Sorry.
>>84439120It's a simplistic line art drawing but the dialog captures the feel better
>>84438424no we originally dont
>>84439190if you reread OP, you'll find that the sex isnt specified as consensual
>>84438809>>84439190Are you claiming to be hags on /r9k/
>>84439204no one owes you sex dipshit
>>84439224That's not very convincing, your fate is already sealed
>>84438424I am like this but I am too short to you Oh well
>>84439296>Implying there are any women on this board older than like 22
>>84438809you'll get a nice dinner, nice breakfast the next morning, i'll float your self esteem will be floated by pure biological impulse (getting shagged by a younger man does that), and you know what? it might be fun. it may just be straight up fun.
>>84439168lmao. lol, even. this is pure humor
>>84439296Wym too short to me ? Unless you're dwarf territory (155 and below) it's fine
>>84438424Nothing better than big saggy floppers. A woman with these becomes the sexiest woman on the planet on her back
>>84439296m*leoids dont know what they want, you always see these posts fetishing chubby women but when you go out irl they are always single or with disgusting balding lardasses who treat them like slaves
>>84439365You dont need to be fat to have saggy boobs in fact the op image is thin leaning towards the curvy side of thin
>>84439365because nobody wants to actually date or be seen with y'all lol, its just about hooking up. Same way I wanna fuck my blonde stacy cousin but it doesnt mean I want to hold her hand in publichave some self-awareness
>>84439411Wrong some of us do in fact like chubby chicks but there's a line to be drawn
OP they only want sex with chad or their 9001RPM shrekmaster vibrator dildo
>>84439416well if chubby chicks are your looksmatch, surebut this bitch I replied to complains about not seeing fat women with chadlites
>>84439345I am below 5'1
>>84439365I'm a disgusting balding lardass who loves chubby women, how do I get one
>>84439453What's that in normal measures
>>84439475Five feet one inch
>>84439485i am 5'3 let's have hobbit babies
>>84439489I'm not her, just wanted to make the jokeSorry dwarfanon
>>84438818you realize that's a woman you're replying to right? kek
>>84439498Yes anon. I was mocking her.
>>84439485Google says 154cm Cute
>>84439466you kill yourself and then marry her in hell with satan's cock ring
