>*...hnngh hhhh hnngh hhhh...*>"*hrrrnng*... broanon? You're already back from your shift">*dozes off again briefly*>"*yawn* I passed out watching tv">*gets up and folds the blanket* >"what? Why are you giving me that look? *pulls out the wedge with an audible plap* It's just fucking panties and I dozed off, why do you always have to be such misogynistic creep *tongue click*">*pissed-female-stompwalk towards the staircase*>*halfway across remembers to half-heartedly partly cover her bare jiggles with a folded blanket out of formal respect for the recent complaint*
>>84439098you good man?
>>84439098i can't believe you actually thought this was worth posting
>>84439139>>84439201I liked the post. Why you gotta be so judgemental. Good job OP.
>>84439098this reminds me of Eva on janitor AI. hot
>>84439212yeah but you have your dick in your hand and therefore currently (and maybe all the time) retarded
>>84439139>>84439201holy wannabe puritan normies on /r9k/ of all placeswhere did yall crawl out
>>84439223its not about being puritan, its about being low effort and boring. most threads are like this anyway they should be spamming other threads too
God I wish my sister had been hot. I would've fucked the shit out of her and I know she would have loved it.
>>84439223Personally I just wank to a picture or video I like and move on with my day. These lame coomer fantasies belong in porn comment sections where middle aged ugly bastards encourage and catfish each other.
>>84439222My dick is not in my hand, nor has it been since viewing the OP.
>>84439230>low effort and boring.this is literally among top 10% threads ever posted on this shitty board in terms of effort lmaoyoure trying too hard, retard
>>84439276dude your thread "literally" belongs in /b/. it's not our fault we're not coombrained like you, retard
>>84439212Thanks-OP
>>84439284this board is at least 40% porn-themed at all times, annoying fuck. You latched onto here for a reason. Maybe there is something you're not telling us about your relationship with your family.Also /b/ has no real humans in it
>>84439284keep moving goalposts, twat
I gotta give it to you OP, your thread is obviously gooner trash, but you actually engage in it. Most other spammers just fuck off after taking a shit on the board. It shows you care about the craft at least.
>semi-high effort greentext rp with a picrel>waaah low effort>waaah spamCan someone tell me what's going on, did someone raid me. Why is everybody larping as a /lit/ member all of a sudden lmao.You people need to learn what spam means
hey op get cummed on dude haha
Ebin was right imo senpai
>>84439098why do you not simply rape her
>>84439284These faggots have boards specifically for every kind of porn but they always choose regular boards to spam anyway, then they samefag all day to gain consensus, all the porn boards are pretty much dead now tooExactly why this site has halved its post count since a year ago
>>84440029that guy should spend more time with his dog. it's sad that a lot of dogs basically just spend their lives locked in a house, alone, waiting for their owners to come home and then their owners just end up playing with them for 15 mins then ignoring them for the rest of the night. you shouldn't get a dog unless you are going to make their happiness a priority.
