Tell me about the first time you eat pussy.
It stank and left me traumatized tbqh
>>84439643I'll let you know when it happens.
>>84439643Felt like licking a battery after a while
>>84439643I was a homeless 17 year old and a 29 year old case worker at the youth shelter I stayed at took me home with her. She had a massive bush that felt weird in my mouth but she tasted pretty good and was very nice in the way she gave me instructions. I'm sure I was terrible tho. I got much better at giving head with my second gf but her pussy always tasted gross.
It's meh, the girl making cute performative noises is what makes it cool
>>84439643I got a blood clot in my mouth and just swallowed it and pretended like it didn't happen
just licked and sucked her clit. she had her first orgasm in her life that night. was really enthusiastic about getting fucked by me moving forward. was a little clumsy but managed to pull though in the end. you have to be retarded to lick her pussy or place your tongue in it. it does nothing for the woman and as far as i am concerned nothing for you. just concentrate on the clitoris. looking back, i realize that if you are smart you got to make her addicted to your cock, and letting her orgasm another way trains her brain in the opposite direction
>>84439789This. Unironically never will again. Terrible experience.
>>84439902that sounds hella predatory and illegal
>>84439902Would you say that being brought to her home and made to eat her pussy helped turn your life around?
>>84439912it's the noises, twitches and knowledge she's enjoying it that makes it, actually doing it is tiring and tastes like nothing. and obviously licking something on it's own can't give you an orgasm either
No women will ever let me do that because they only want chads and I will never become a Chad
>>84440834Can't have a single thread without rajesh babbling on about chad. Yes, we get it, all women only want chad... can we stop engaging in your fetish now?
>>84439643I did it one time and I'm pretty sure she peed a little in my mouth. Is that normal?
>>84439643>Tell me about the first time you eat pussy.I've only been with escorts, so I have never done it.Also don't really want to, especially if they have that thing that gives guys throat cancer.
>>84439912So you're saying always eat Japanese girls pussy.
>>84439643was so salty it made me fucking gag
>>84441558you're supposed to eat her out BEFORE the creampie anon
>>84439643I was so happy and really loved it.I did a good job too and she was happy too, so there is that.I had neck nd tongue pain the next day tho, because I was eating her like in your pic.We changed position and it was a bit better, but things become really cimfy when we started doing 69.Give it a try at least once or twice, it's nice.But if you are still young, think about papillomavirus vaccine first. Better safe than sorry.
It's something that I enjoyed a lot, and still do, BUT only do it to women who have good diet and hygiene, otherwise it's stinky.Also, only with women who aren't disease ridden. This is important
>>84439643I was 16 nd so was she. It was epic.
>>84439902>Homeless Chad is still ChadFucking over, Blackpill be praised.
Exhausting, my tongue was tired, my jaw ached and my mouth stunk of piss. I hate eating my gf out and its the only thing she likes (other than sex) because fingering her takes 30 minutes and my hand stops working if i do it that long.
She squeezed my head really hard between her thighs when she "came," having gotten more experience I now think she was exaggerating or faking, which I guess I appreciate on some level.
>>84439643She was a milf prostitute. I loved it, she tasted wonderful and then the next day I had panic attacks that I was going to get some horrible STD.
>>84439643one of the biggest disappointments of my life. it fucking stinks and is like licking out snot from her vagina.
>>84439643It smelled intoxicating and she liked it when I sucked and licked her clit. She had a hairy pussy
>>84440924Lots of girls squirt when they are really horny, its like puppies who piss when they get too exited
>>84441765You sound fat and lazy. Girl could piss in my mouth and I would thank her
>>84441876You can see if she really did cum from her pussy, it starts twitching during orgasm
>>84442024Gross. Have some dignity my man
>>84442040Girlpiss tastes like apple juice
>>84440021>>84440924>>84441558also will it ever be clean in there? there's probably some old sperm in there and women dont wash there that well
>>84442130Vagina is self cleaning form the inside. If you gf uses bidee its always fresh down there
>>84440808Yeah probably but I was fine with it.>>84440812Not really. I had PIV/lost my virginity with her as well, but I wouldn't say it changed much.>>84441758Can fat friendless shut-in weebs be chad?
>>84439643My first time eating pussy was disgusting. She was a creamer so it was like licking snot off a plate. Second girl was more consistent, she would pee when I ate her out, which was hot, another ex would always have yeast infections and wouldn't shave. I stopped going down on her after I got sick a few times. Disgusting woman.Last couple of pussies I've eaten, this woman with the most beautiful bush I'd ever seen. Her pussy tasted and smelled amazing. I'm still obsessed with her and it's been years. Another one, she kept pushing my head away when I tried to eat her out so I eventually gave up, but hers was pretty good too.
>>84442169>Not really. I had PIV/lost my virginity with her as wellgiwtwmstory?
>>84442139but like how many months until there's no cum remnants in there after she has intercourse with another guy before i meet her
>>84442211Maybe about 5 hours and you are good to go. Pussy leaks lube all the time so all the cum just washes away
No foids with experience?
>>84442224I love sniffing my gfs bush. It smells so nice
>>84439643technically we all ate our mom's pussy when we came out the womb
Her pussy smelt sweet and when I licked her it was like touching a battery or pennies with my tongue. Not distasteful just like she had an electric charge in her pussy.
>>84442184>dumped at homeless youth program on 15th birthday>eventually this nerdy hippie chick starts working overnight shifts>we gradually become friends and I spend a lot of time talking to her late at night>can't remember how it started but when I was 17 we started making out in secret>later she started to pick me up far outside the property to take me on hikes and outdoor trips where we'd inevitably make out pretty intensely>soon enough she was bringing me to her house which was in a nearby town like 45 minutes away>she'd cook for me and load me up on wine>did the deed but the alcohol always gave me whiskey dick and it just wasn't great, but she seemed to enjoy it>she was like a 4-5/10 but she was really nice to me>started spending the night there often>her house was super big and nice and it was a welcome mental change since my family had always been inpoverished and of course the shelter was pretty shit>eventually we broke up because she felt guilty and also said the age difference was too much because I didn't grow up with the same pop culture slop lol>didn't care all that much>a few months later she introduces me to her half-sister who was only a year younger than me, and who had run away from home>tells me to date her sister, which I gladly do because she was way prettier, 7-8/10>being a weeb this doesn't bother me or seem strange at all>she lets us both stay at her house so that we can fuck, she was probably listening since the head of her bed was against the wall where the guest bed was in the other room>fuck the younger sister way more skillfully and make her cum several times that night>probably made the older sister jealous because I didn't dick her down like that and she started being really bitchy toward us>younger sister becomes my gf for like 5 years but was also a nutjobpic related, she was like a squeaky Agnes Tachyon
>>84442031This was almost 20 years ago I'm not really worried about it at this point.
