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I'm 27 years old and I've been lying since I was 15. I've told all my girlfriends that I've had sex, my friends all believe I've had sex, my family all thinks I have too. I have never had sex. I just pretend I have. I don't know what the inside of a woman's vagina is like, I don't know what it's like to cum in someone. My current girlfriend has a disability that makes sex very difficult, so we haven't tried yet, and she believes I've been fucking for years before her while she's a virgin. I just decided one day to lie my way out of inceldom and it worked, sorta. I'm still a virgin, but I'm much happier. My peers all see me not as a virgin loser but as a sage that has gone beyond the need for regular and constant sex. My entire life and social standing is built on a lie and I just don't care. Maybe I'll hire a prostitute eventually, or meet a girl that doesn't mind my awkwardness on a hookup app, but I could be content like this, too.
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>>84440477
Youve came to more beautiful naked woman than all of your male ancestors combined
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>lied about getting laid
>"my entire life is a lie"
do r9kcacas really
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>hangs out with normies
>forced to lie to not feel judge
>force to lie to conform to be accepted
>once accepted it's just draining interactions with soulless people
Is it really worth it anon?
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>>84440479
I am happy and even content with this fact. It's why I care little for actually having sex.
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>>84440481
This used to be a board where virgins could be ourselves in peace you normalfag invasive creature
>>84440492
Yes, because I find if I can get past the sex, normies all have some level of uniqueness that I can appreciate. I wish they weren't so sex obsessed though, in the sense that they decide and act based off sex more than any robot could dream of. It's odd.
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>>84440477
It would be kind of funny if you're girlfriend felt inadequate for being a virgin
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>>84440502
She sorta does. She's pretty normie outside her disability and she's not visibly disabled. At this point it's too late for any heartfelt confession, and I think I prefer our dynamic anyways. She's happy and I'm ok with things as they are too.



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