Wow, nonnies, I done drank 2.5 liters o' fuckin 42 proof gas station vodka with a full pot of coffee. I barely feel drunk and I am so miserable. Added 7 or so grams of kratom a few minutes ago. Maybe it'll kill me, but I doubt it. I CAN FUCKING NOT FUCKING WAIT TO WAKE UP TOMORROW AND WORK! God bless, ain't that it? Work makes a man's soul. Fuck yeah!
>>84440816Substances are gay
>>84440827Yes they are, little boy! Don't drink, don't smoke, thank me later.
>>84440816I can barely walk. I finished the second bottle, that makes 3.5 liters, I believe. Equivalent to 1.75 liters of 80 proof and I drank it in 8 hours. God, I beg thee, kill me in my sleep.
>42 proof poser
>>84440839Why are you destroying yourself
>>84441184Ain't a thing open ante meridiem, nigger.
>>84441188Because I would very much like to die. Alas! I canna kill myself!
>>84441209can you thrill yourself?