New day, new week, let's do it.Smashing the shit out of it, edition.
Also not a very good edish but I'll take it over the dolly shite
>>84441157Isn't Shia LaBeouf like a homeless guy now or something?
>>84441176Potentially, he went a bit bonkers.
>>84441176Its part of a performance, hes a multi millionaire
>>84441176He's down with the kids, then retires to his millionaire pad in the evenings.
at work now, cba, want to kms
I went for a short walk yesterday. Ended up feeling pretty good about it and made it a long walk. 11k. Proud of meself ngl.
>>84441246Going for a walk does wonders for your mental health. If only Ruthmong knew this.
>>84441246I had a little walk the other day, and really enjoyed it. Not capable of doing walks like I used to, but can still get out for a bit.>>84441259It helped me.
>>84441292How and when did you acquire shoes?
>>84441294I think my parents started early and provided me with adequate footwear, then I started to provide them for myself.You don't wear shoes in your country? I don't want to be racist, but, African?
>>84441316If you don't know the current britfeel gimmicks please don't post here
>>84441294I think you erroneously assumed you were talking to ruthmong. Fortunately he has long since left us and is living out his solitary days in his Turkish basement without /britfeel/
>>84441322Shut up cock nose. Upset your personbanility thread got ignored?
>>84441325>he has long since left ushe was here yesterday
>>84441328>personbanility
>>84441329Not the real one lad, you should know that by now. We're left with bad copies similar to soundmong.
>>84441333True. Spelling not mi good at.
>>84441341Who is behind those "bad copies"?
>>84441328Tell me you are aUtIStIC without etc>>84441329britfeel in a nutshell>>84441174imagine making a thread about that nonce
>>84441341nobody is actually sad enough to keep up these gimmicks for LITERAL years, i reckon both are still the real persons
Big get coming up fast. Will britfeel be able to claim it?
big fight in the office rn
>>84441377Only pollers is sad enough to have a little tool that helps predict the exact moment of the 'get'. If he's done fiddling kids by then we stand a chance.
>>84441377I had a good one for us, made it really boring as well.
theres a female intern at work (not underage) that smells really good, everytime she walks past i inhale deeply
So corporations can protect themselves from invaders, yet we can't? And by we I mean ourselves, not the gubbermint.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_FjRzmYXWc
>>84441434To be fair, there are a bunch of people in government who would look at that video in shock and horror and demand that armed private security is outlawed internationally.>OH MY GOD THEY'RE JUST... SHOOTING AT THEM! THAT'S AWFUL!
>>84441434>yet we can'tWe can. Use linux.
>>84441447Those poor pirates are just fishermen, they only have guns to protect themselves against sharks.>>84441449I heard the government use linux.
>>84441259Walking won't get me a gf.
>>84441459Depends where you walk to
Good morning Sean x x
You can immediately tell when someone works in IT by just the way they look. Can't think of another profession where this is the case.
Mark might have another hidden disability https://youtu.be/J81-54RI0N0?si=QzSgm7BMaIIgj5ub
>>84441517>4 minutes agoAnon.....
>>84441517>MARK has an itchy arse anons...
>>84441525Us seasideSOLDIERS have a finger on the pulse when it comes to seasideMARK uploads.
>>84441517Mark might have haemorrhoids
>>84441487Early start today lad?
SSM thinsk he would just drop dread from alcoholism when in reality most people suffer with various illness for years before they die. What a numpty. Look after your health lads
>>84441517Really grim video desu
>>84441565There's always time to Sean in my life x
>>84441590>There's always time to Seanmongboy
>>84441587Doctor wouldn't let him cancel appointment due to the seriousness
>>84441517Why won't he just stop drinking? It would solved both his problems.
tired af atm me desu senpai
At this next election, you all have a duty to vote for either the Green or Workers Party of Great Britain, they are the only parties that are openly anti-racist
>>84441406It's just perfume, there's nothing magical about it
Hello I am also Moni
Well racist I am.
Gosh I cannot stop being racist and that.
Phwaor gotten up haven't iPhwoarX
poo smells looooooool
>>84441648brown overweight mong
ate too much now feel sick
Racism is badThere, I said it
>>84441702racism wouldn't exist if you lot weren't so insufferable
Had sosij rolls and sweets for breakfast. Easter egg next.
>>84441648ill vote for restore, simple as, youll have to go back to pakistan
>>84441744Good point, well made. Brown powah.
>>84441742*wanks gunt*
>>84441742Restore are a racist party and all polling shows that they are being roundly rejected by the British public and even your so called Messiah, Nigel Farage
>>84441759Hush up, please. You tire me.
So I just discovered heart palpitations are caused by Kratom.Fuck I really need to quit this stuff
>>84441742Crossy is such an ugly freak
Alexa what happened to the white nationalist nonce who bought a pass?
>>84441822White nationalism has to be the silliest ideology possible
>>84441781That is an American. The packaging on the drawers is from Walmart.
corr off work in 10, garn straight home and to bed
>>84441829You are such a boring melt
>>84440155genuinely interesting, this, it must be said.i've come round to the Star Wars prequels, but i remember rolling my eyes in the cinema at how much they were tying everything up into a neat little bow. every last little thing: 'go to Dagobah, i will', 'i shall go into exile on Tatooine'... felt like it all happened in a matter of days.then all the baddies are just on a complete Imperial Star Destroyer with Imperial Officers in their uniforms and their favourite computers. you see this guy for a second with his cheekbones and you see the implications Lucas is implying.someone needed to give that man a hug.>don't worry, George. people will understand. it'll be OK.
Glad I'm not as sad as some of you lot, some of you are alright x
>>84441830You seem to be an expert. Possibly an anerican too, huh?
>>84441839Could be the afternoon american mong. Provoke him to start a meltdown.
Dystopian games from the 2000s be like>This city may look clean and pretty and low crime and high trust and prosperous on the outside, but look inside and there is... like... surveillance and police or something.
>>84441842It's 6am over there it would be hilarious is he was having a mongdown at that time kek
>mongdownkek
Does lollers work or is he another benniemong?
Hotels in this country are just fucking obscene, fuck me.
>>84441877Works. Has a good job in IT and is a wfh god as well. Talk about having your cake and eating it huh.
>Talk about having your cake and eating it huh.in his case it's having your kid and noncing it
>>84441829I got a Moni (You).Day = made.
Leaving britfeel lads. Cheerio.
Amer woman daddyNo you bloody bastard bitch you not at bloody all. Stopping play dem stoopid kids sonic hedgefuck benchod.
>>84441943You aren't welcome here anyway x
>>84441943You never leave this place anon. Posting here over a decade later, sure britfeel has been going this long.
Back on topicWhat should the punishment for those found to be paedophiles online?
Me? I never listen to any audio while playing vidya unless it is actually needed. It overwhelms me. How can normies sit there and play while being bombarded with L tier music?
The load-bearing ignorance of the average lefty-lib is fucking crushing. They really do believe in monopoly man memes.
>>84441983Not their fault. They didn't ask to be born like this.
>>84441998Wait you mean listening to music on top of the normal game audio? Holy fuck what the fuck is that? Christ normies are fucking subhuman.
>>84441983Nearly everyone in the country wants to see the death penalty reintroduced for people like that. It's only a thin film of religiously ideological progressives that see it their duty to keep paedophiles from getting the rope. Really makes you think...
>>84442122That's not what he meant. Are you retarded?
Luv gooning me i do Don't iX
>>84442132Wait he means the actual game audio? The fuck? Goddamn, why are autists just as bad as normies? Holy shit just listen to the audio in the fucking game like a normal person jesus christ.
>>84442137Oh aye, same x. Though recently twitter has axed a few of my favourite accounts :( it not rite
>>84442142You hate normies and you hate autists so what are you?
>>84442137>>84442147Experience sex instead of masturbating
>>84442122No I listen to no audio at all, silence, apart from some background noise from my fan.
Just gone and got a big casserole dish and a kewl bowl.Now time to trim then slice up the pork and get it stewing. Hoping it turns to pulled pork.Then a day of dossing.
>>84442131Yep. It just makes sense. These people will re-offend and are just a blight on the prison system anyway. We all know paedos are a prime target in prison, just off them prior. Simple as.
>>84442112Truth is big business makes fuck all profit, it's all about volume, making 10% profit off 100 bong vs 10% profit off 100 billion
>>84441845really fun game and not one i'd consider a 'story' game, but it does come across like they went out their way to be 'parkourpunks'. doesn't work the way dystopia/cyberpunk usually works. the bad guy was just a bad guy. who did a bad thing. the private security company were bad and kept ruining my save games with shotguns. that's just life. the actual city was fucking amazing - i mean holy SHIT they are doing a 10/10 job.on that note, why do any richoids ever live in Gotham City? not just set up a dodgy factory there, actually LIVE in the city, with their families?
>>84441845they were throwing people in prison for... Crime.You don't get it. It's a dystopia!
>>84442185Yeah. That's how Bruce Wayne's parents died.
Alri lads, how's the day going for you all?
>>84442217Alright until you turned up tbqhwy
>>84442217watched this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liqVbySjUIcNow am crying.
>>84442122>>84442142i'm pretty sure he's yanking your chain. but now it's YOU who is confusing ME.>listening to music on top of the normal game audio? Holy fuck what the fuck is that? yes? pic very much related. when you played games on PCs, especially action/shooter games, you muted the game music and stuck on System of a Down or The Prodigy or whatever.this is what i did. this is whatever everyone did.
>>84442266I try not to do that cause it sullies the artistic vision.Half of a game's atmosphere is in the sound and music design. Not right to play Korn over the top, even if their tunes are hardcore.
>>84442266I am yanking no ones chain I wanted to see if anyone else did this. I used to be ok with no game audio and light music in the background but I can't anymore. I seem to be regressing.
So do women just wear sexy lingerie for men they like? Is that a thing?
Cookie's a little girlshe may walk offwith the whole world....
>>84442298do they ever just walk around in public in that stuff for a giggle. Going down the Lidl, and stuff?
Lucy Liu was so fucking smoking hot it's unreal. She's still banging even now.
I've started playing in a darts leagues, full of deanos as you'd expect, but I think they know i've got issues and rarely speak to me. Why is life so hard? I just want to fit in.
>>84442322Just buy a dart board and play at home by yourself. They'll never accept you as one of their own.
Half-Life 1 and Quake III technically have original scores. nobody has ever heard them.>b-but in HL1 when you pick up the H.E.V. suit--here's what you THINK you heard:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPqXT4dyfNY>weee-oooh-e-oooh~~~>nyoooormmmm>UNTZ UNTZ, UNT-UNT UNTZ...here's what you ACTUALLY heard:>Welcome to the H. E. V. Hazardous Enviro-->https://vocaroo.com/1mF2GXkwcFiS
>>84442322You're supposed to go "OI OI SAVALOY!", use terms like "you's" and "mint" , and pontificate about that football. They like that.
>>84442339I already do that i've shared my setup here a few times. Just wanted to see if I could even have a sniff at a normal time like the normies do. It int fooking rite.
>>84442284i can get that for some games i suppose. i got sucked right into Morrowind, and the music is orgasmic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B3nkImD0Q4i think they reused these tracks in Skyrim (didn't play it much). the music will just randomly switch to Morrowind's music. it's THAT GOOD.that said, when you're 40 sleepless hours into your virtual life as a Fortify Intelligence potions manufacturer, even the best tunes get repetitive. that's when you stick on Radio Rivendell.
Me? Only ever play futa mods for skyrim these days
Started lifting and I feel fat bros. I'm struggling to hit the required protein and I don't feel any stronger, just like I've put loads of weight on.
>>84442393Go for high weight low rep compound exercises, lad.
>>84442398yeah I'm doing 5x5 stronglifts. Very early days but I don't know if trying to get 160-180g of protein a day is sustainable, I feel so bloated.
>>84442408Yeah it feels rough when you first start if you've not done it all before. You don't have to go with protein powder if you just want a more casual approach to things. A classic high protein meal is brown rice, salmon and broccoli. Try eating four smaller meals instead of three normal meals.
Sat here wanking to decade old Bangbros videos. She's probably a fugly stay-at-home mom now. Bet her husband doesn't even know about this video.
>>84442429Honestly I'd find it insanely hot if I married a lass and found out she used to be a pornstar. I don't pretend it's not degenerate and I know it's not appealing to most, but I am who I am and I won't lie about it, coooorrrrr.
Phwoar just spaffedOught to head out soon as wellX
>>84442429Who's the girl de lid? Probably look her up and see if she's a fat pig now.
>>84442433Mate I'm the exact same. Asked my wife to share every detail about her past sex life and after she realised I was asking because it turned me on she even confessed to cheating on me two weeks into our relationship (but never since). I still ask her to remind me of that story when she wanks me off sometimes.
A decade old is only 2016.
How the fuck do we not have a pill you can take that totally turns off all pain receptors in a sore throat for 24 hours that you can just take once a day when you're ill?Sore throats are the worst fucking thing in the fucking world I hate this shite so much it's unreal.
Got a real hankering to eat arse (female)
nice little 75 minute nap
>>84442466depends on the cause/type of pain but try picrel, wor lad.i had a throat infection a couple of years ago, was just waiting for it to pass and i remember wishing the same thing. 'why isn't there just an anaesthetic spray or something?'turns out there is. and it just werks.
Don't you just hate it when people think you're rude because you sit there awkwardly somewhere and don't say anything. Then if you do think of saying something, you worry they may not want you to talk.
Quite like this, desu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bsTjaw31BY
I also quite like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7K72X4eo_s
>>84442576wank that pal
Give me a becky rose and I'll tolerate wagecucking. Otherwise the state will just keep paying for my mental health.
I don't even know how people get jobs. Every time I get bored and look at the job sites there's really nothing unskilled out there.
>>84442605She is ugly as fuck anon. Do you only go for ones as ugly as yourself? Punch above.
>>84442603Is that what you call a wednesday night circle jerk with the lads?
>>84442605You think greggslass does anal?
>>84442623Not something I would ever think about to be honest, why was that your first thought?
>>84442670I'm a channel4 executive and we're looking for a show to rival I'm a celebrity.
I miss sean that much i've started moaning his name when I unload my spaffington into my pocket bussy oh aye x
do you have the timeto listen to me whine
uhhhh ahh sean your gape is so big oh aye its so big gape it more big boy gape it more
spread them cheeks sean you big naughty boy my cocks pulsating let me stick it in your love hole oh fuck oh
I'm Harry Dresden, motherfucker
Sean always did strike me as a bottom
>>84442766It's the only way when you've got a micropenis
>>84442775I thought his problem was that he had drug-induced impotence, no? Either way it sort of limits you to bottoming.
>>84442789Yes, and that. I don't want to humiliate him too much, it's a kink for him.
Hahahaha so you're telling me the far right white nationalist has an impotent micropenis? Get the fuck out, that's unbelievable. No way he can show his face in public the little piggy. OINK FOR ME PIGGYBOY!
seans love hole tightens as i slide my pulsating cock in and out in and out. oh aye big man you're going to quick. shut it little lad your hole is mine and mine alone
>>84442620She's beautiful outside of her wagie uniform. Not ugly at all. I'm way out of her league and so are you.
>going to quick
>>84442632No obviously not. Her non-white bf hopefully isn't like that.
Heading out within the next 15 arnt iX
uh oh im close fuck im close im about to fill every singe hole of yours with my man milk. my holes are ready oh aye oh aye.
Only proper freaks and foreigns on here anymore
>>84442837I reckon she probably does, anal isn't some shocking taboo thing, most couples do it.
i grab seans balls in a vice like grip and twist them until he squeals. your my wife now lad.
oh sean don't stop that's it right there keep going I'm so close to cumming don't stop.
Spoke to the mental health team earlier. They said I should go out but I've told them...where? There's nowhere to go. I have no purpose. I don't need to buy stuff outside, I don't have a job to go to. What is the fucking point? This probably isn't going to end well. They usually ghost me anyway.
Least the greggs lass is older than ruth and hasn't ruined herself with tats. I think she's better looking to be honest. Each to their own.
>>84442853She doesn't strike me as someone into that. Only 24 so probably still figuring things out.
>>84442901Well by every survey most couples do it regardless of age. I think you'd be surprised how open the average young lass is to exploring sex. Do we really think a 24 year old is 'figuring things out'? Come on, lad, this isn't Victorian England.
>>84442881My community mental health team want to assign an autism life coach to me. I'm not having another slightly less "high functioning" retarded person telling me (moderately retarded) person how to live my life. I had autism councilling last year and at the end I found out she was self diagnosing herself with autism (she was in her 50s or early 60s) I didn't know whether or not to laugh or cry. At the end it felt like the inmates running the asylum here.
you can put some more effort in than that sean. now get your ass here and ride me like a fucking space hopper you naughty boy.
Same exact conversations from 3 years ago with the turkish slime monster but its a different youtube channel now Great content
On the old duolingo learning japanese aren't Ikakkoii sensei desu
Mark telling us how difficult it is to live with fish odour syndrome (TMAU) https://youtu.be/GCozZM4lWxA?si=Bt3m1g6x1XEIYgrK
Wwaaa waaa de lid.S-spark you out de lid.waaaa waaaa mong frog de lid
This 5x5 stuff is hard lads. Any /fit/ lads in? Just failed 90kg squat on the final rep and done 60kg on bench and rows. Feel pretty weak for an adult male
>>84442966This is why you always need to wear proper head protection when sparking. Poor little guy was running around scoffing down beige buffets like normal, then decided to get in on some sparking action and he accidentally got his jaw spun and now he's a fucking vegetable. Sad story, seen one too many times.
>>84442973Just patience, lad. Consistency is the key. You WILL get stronger just don't skip out on training. Good for you for trying to improve your health and aesthetics though.
>>84442907I don't think she's quite like your average thot lass. She's an introvert. She's as sweet as you can get.
David Attenborough? A national treasure. No skeletons in the closet.
>>84442966>disabled spark frog.png>disabledlet me guess, 'hidden disabilities'?
>>84442921Mine was in her 60s too. Pretty common I guess.
>>84442931Do you think she's cuter than Ruth?
oh fuck you naughty boy sean this isnt your first time riding rock hard cock is it. uhhhhh fuck uuuuhhhhhhhh im about to explode uhhhhhh sean twerk it uhhhhh
Mum making me dinner. Never have to do anything me. Also bought me a lot of snacks and pepsi to keep me from getting irritable. I tend to get irritable when there's no soft drinks.
>>84443008Cooorrrr, living the fucking dream de lid x
>>84442982>She's an introvert. She's as sweet as you can get.>he doesn't know
>>84442966Stale gimmick, should've let it die off when it was in its peak era x
>>84442939>missing my dad actually>it's been about 14-15 monthsI get that it's always going to be sad to think about your parents being dead, but come on he's a grown man and he's breaking down over his dad dying more than a year ago? He really is just a pathetic wreck.
>>84442985some will say Stephen Fry, but i reckon he's fine. just a straightforward toff poofter.for me, it's Russell T. Davies. the Dr Who showrunner before him was ALSO a gay bloke who slept with teenage fans (back when it was even MORE illegal) but that was just part of 'the culture' back then.RTD lived that whole life. he even wrote a television series about it. since then, he's had a strange habit of ASSOCIATING with wrong'uns, yet it's never been him. he's actually SO progressive he believes fictional villains can't be in wheelchairs. hmm...
>>84443015Shut the fuck up lad, AIapulad is genuinely the most consistently good poster here.
better get cleaned up now sean. just pretend my asshole is a mr whippy and give it a good old lick i want my asshole sparkling
>>84443022>Shut the fuck up ladSomeone took it a bit seriously didn't they xAre you always this aggressive? x
>>84443019Stephen Fry is a pretty open pederast and likely a full-on paedophile. Look up the play he wrote called 'Latin! or Tobacco and Boys'. Also just look at his catamite boyfriend; he clearly goes for them young. Not at all uncommon in gay circles.
>>84443015>being all about the gimmick
ok daddy ill do it ill do it oh aye
Looks like i've rubbed a few people the wrong way which wasn't my intention xI'm really not sure why the opinion police are so angry x
good boy uhhh fuck you are getting me hard again fuck
ohhhhhhhh fuck does it taste good naughty boy? yes oh yes it lush it really lush i got that bootyhole on tap oh aye. good man now keep it up daddys about to blow
>*post utter shite*>"You shouldn't post utter shite">WWOOOOOAAAAHAHHHAHAHHAA SORRY THAT I KICKED THE !!!NONCENEST!!! WITH THAT ONE WHOOPSIE WOOOOAAAAHHHH CALM DOWN YEAH MATE NICE OPINION POLICING THERE WOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH!
get sucking you minx i want that sloppy toppy on tap
oh fuck sean you got that sloppy toppy down to a t is this your first time? no daddy. you what? you're a slut? you're my wife and mine only your holes are my property.
The pork is smelling good lads. Still at least 30 min left, then check every 30min after till it's falling apart.
Guys if AI takes up all the entry level jobs in a decade from now what the fuck happens to everybody that works minimum wage? Do they have to re skill or just rot in the streets? Surly there must be some sort of plan to prevent this?
can it be my turn now? fuck no, this arrangement is a one way street, wife. say it again and ill throw the cock cage key away. anyway, get back to sucking you fucking slut.
3 churches or pubs are turned into mosques every day.
>>84443056>>*post utter shite*>"You shouldn't post utter shite">WWOOOOOAAAAHAHHHAHAHHAA SORRY THAT I KICKED THE !!!NONCENEST!!! WITH THAT ONE WHOOPSIE WOOOOAAAAHHHH CALM DOWN YEAH MATE NICE OPINION POLICING THERE WOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH!Melty
Me? Got that butt blasting auto cumming dragon dildo on tap
Just had to close the window because it's too cold. it was warm before now it's grey what happened?
>>84443166Raining here. Has been most of the day. It's grim up north.
>>84443170Starmer has turned on the bad weather machine to punish us for talking about the mandelson scandal.
>>84443176Like rBoris did during covid? Wall to wall sunshine for weeks.
get the fucking collar on you dweeb and bark for me like a good boy while i take you from behind. dont make me get the fucking lead out.
going for a little nap goodnight sean x
i've no choice that's it you're on the lead naughty boy. sean moans in delight. oh aye it lush it lush do it again daddy
seasideMARK least am out, much better being bored lonely & depressed. much than being stuck in doorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrI4UE3-Y_U
>>84443241I was about to whip out the mongboy.jpg but then I realised it was mark that needs it. I might print it off and post it to him.
it's all mine now i whisper as i splooge my man milk deep into his bowels. same again in a few hours he asks? maybe i say as i chain him back to the bed.
just came up with a really convoluted pun on another board where several different factors all came together, but i worded it terribly and it's a pure shiter.
>Meet the photographer capturing Glasgow on a Game Boy https://youtube.com/shorts/sDIYTtVVXxc
Yeah, buthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxYcznZ1AyM
Mum shouting "dindins my little boy" despite being on the wrong side of 30 so I better go down now. Later lads.
>>84443429Shame she's not <30.
>>84442973Lifting is the most retarded thing ever. It's no surprise the thread spastic Ebin fell for this meme.
Had a really nice afternoon catching up with an old friend at a cafe. Life is good.
Your mother speaks Turkish. Another weird little turkmong fantasy.https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/IjVVvpHRIFwrnDmNeUySHA/
mongboy with pals
Had a really shit afternoon catching up with an old friend at a cafe. He was full of shit and looked like a nonce to be frank. I called the authorities.
>>84443455Another day another archivemelty x
LARPing about meeting friends you don't have at a cafe that you don't go to
>>84443487Turkish freak slug
>>84443105Not too bad, only used a wooden spoon to "pull" it apart.
>>84443347he or the editors have taken a few creative liberties here tbqh. it's not THE Game Boy Camera, some new/modified bit of kit he's using. colours added.it's actually pretty easy to get the 'individual' effect he's talking about. e.g. this Pet Shop Boys music video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61ocE12lWOsbut he is having fun and doing a cool thing. this would be an interesting magazine article i reckon.
>>84443520mmmmm beer x
>>84443512Take your meds schizo ha ha
>>84443527It still says it when i open a bottle.
Bank of ellen has disappeared. What happened to her lads?
>>84443520F*CK that bottle opener to all fuck.>mmm...beer. YES, OH YES! WOOHOO!well i'm not celebrating, Homer. not now that half my beer is on the floor because some product designer made the metal teeth 0.0001cm thick.
make sure that ass is as clean as a whistle naughty boy
