>you get your ideal gf>she is exactly what you want in a partner>however, she will gain 5kg every year>nothing you can do will stop this>if she's fat to begin with, then she will be even fatter than you prefer in due time>if you reject the wizard's offer, he will put a curse on you and you will never find loveWhich option do you pick?
>>84441729>if you reject the wizard's offer, he will put a curse on you and you will never find loveSo nothing happens? Cool.
>>84441729this is a normal deal for americans but the girl wont be ideal
>if you reject the wizard's offer, he will put a curse on you and you will never find loveWhat if i already have that curse, does it cancel it?
No matter how skinny i want her this whole thing is gonna run out of road pretty quick so I guess just take the deal and enjoy my time with her while it lasts
>>84441729>no one mentioned she can just exercise to lose the YEARLY 5kgamericans... never change
>>844417295kg of MUSCLE every year
>>84441729>however, she will gain 5kg every yearYou already said I get my ideal gf
>>84441834>>84441895This. Im taking it. We can live her feeder fantasy for real.
>>84441939don't quote me you weirdo
>>84441854>5kg of MUSCLE every yearThis.>tfw muscle mommy fit gf
>>84441729They do this anyway.
>>84441729yes I like fat chicks but ideal is thick.so ... 5 kg = 11 lb a year = 110 lb a decadeso she'll be massive when we're old but honestly its not too bad, I'd take the deal
>>84441729>Stipulate that my ideal gf starts short and petite and keeps getting gradually taller and more muscular so I get an amazoness instead of a fatty
>>84441729if he couldn't get a gf by 30, how will he get me one?
>>84441729Well obviously I would take the deal. Better a fatass than nothing. How much is 5kg by the way? 11 pounds? Damn. Let's say she starts at 100 pounds, in just 20 years she'll be 320. Can I adjust what my ideal gf is? Like make her extremely tall and skinny so that it's a bit more realistic. Or do I have to accept what is truly my ideal?
>>84442601You can probably have her be super anorexic but tall. She can be less than 100lbs but 6'5. I think that's the ideal strat OP didn't mention the kind of weight she'll put on neither. So it could be 11lbs of fat or muscle.
>>84442614This sounds good on the surface but 11 pounds of pure muscle every year would be body horror in like 5 years and probably kill her before she hits the 10 year mark
>>844417295kg is just too muchafter 30 years she would be like 400lbsif it was 2kg then 100% yes but 5 is unmanageable
>>84441729>I get to watch my ex die of a heart attackdeal
>>84441729My ideal gf is 9' tall so I'm fine with that
5kg per year sounds unhealthy, regardless of it being unattractive.My ideal gf is probably a bit underweight, so her gaining 5kg per year would be fine for several years.If I start to be unattracted at some point, then that's that. Hopefully we have a fun time until then.
>>84441734the gf, obviously.you're basically offering something arguably better than most people get... or enforced nothing
>>84441939Honestly this is even hotter than your typical feeder fantasy. She eats healthy and works out, but no matter what she does, she still adds 11 pounds of soft jiggly chub to her frame year after year. You don't have to do anything and she turns into the perfect blob girl. I'd nut so hard listening to her whine about how fat she's getting even though she's been watching her diet and exercising.
>keep her pregnant and lifting weights>the weight is offset by pregnancy and muscle and not actual body fat>bonus points if you also go for super tall gf anon's strategy checkmate
