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>quiet free time
>decide to boot up a game
>10 seconds after the main menu
>everyone calls you and needs your help for something

Is there a name for this or am I just being schizo? Whenever I'm just sitting there doing nothing I'll be free and no one will bother me. The minute I try and do something fun, everyone suddenly needs something
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if it's free time put your goy leash on mute
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>>84442640
>be me, waiting for bus at bus stop
>bus is late
>light a cig
>bus immediately arrives
>every time the bus might be late I light up a fag to make it arrive earlier
Apparently it's possible to game this reality glitch.
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>>84442640
>He doesn't play at midnight when everyone is asleep (or at 10am, if you only have NEETs in your friends' circle)
>He plays online instead of unplugging his router and emulating 90's, singleplayer games.
NGMI
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>>84442669
>he's homosexual
NGMI
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loosh farm algorithm

also the reason why this simulation dangles hope at you then breaks your heart
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>wake at 2am
>do routine, hygiene, eat
>get online, check news, email, schedule tasks
>rip 3 bongs, get coffee, water, launch whatever boomer shooter I'm reliving my childhood through that morning
>get 3 hours uninterrupted nostalgic escapism before bird song get into headphones
>room getting bring and warm from sun, soon too much to see screen

In another month I have to switch to a linux laptop to save power. Such is life in the zone.
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>>84442640
it's called airplane mode
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>at work
>take a seat
>something immediately happens and i have to get up again
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>>84443041
>>84442669
Sad that these are my only 2 likely options, but I'm getting old (30) and need my sleep.



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