what's your excuse for never experiencing this basic human need?
>>84443047Holy shit that looks uncomfortable and painful. Yikes.
I'm honestly over it. Stop shitting this place up with butts.
*spills my celery and hides thread*
foids in modern day are completely retarded and have delusional ideas of what a man should have and do, due to social media and the movement and ideology of what masculinity was depicted as after "foid rights"
>>84443047You know that the closer womans vagina is to her anus, the more she was estrogenized in womb
I have and it is absolutely mindblowingly underwhelming. Masturbating is actually more pleasurable and exciting
You're better off getting her turned on. Going in like that isn't as good as her getting wet. Even ky doesn't beat her natural lube.
>>84443171If you are gay and a sociopath maybe
>>84443171>t. VirginWhy do they always out themselves?
>men would rather stick it in raw than do some foreplay to make things more enjoyable for both of us4B is starting to become the more rational choice.
>>84443047I have an asian sized penis. It's 3" and girls are allowed to like non-child sized pps...
The usual:Social anxiety, zero self esteem/confidence, poor social skills, im at work or at home so no natural way to meet any girl
Legally I cannot. Not as I want>>84443323>lick my smelly holeNo
>>84443047I don't think I need an excuse. I haven't done anything wrong by not having sex, so I don't see why I should be defending myself.
>>84443406>wants blowjobs>won't reciprocateThe scale is going more towards 4B.
>>84443103Really? You are not memeing?
>>84443349>Hey my son's dick can't be bigger than that & he fucked all the Kardashians
>>84443423>she's so butthurt she starts imagining things anons never saidDicklessness getting to your head huh? Squatpisser?
>>84443423nobody cares fat foid. Chad does whatever the fuck he wants
>>84443073She's drier than desert sand that's why
>>84443423I didnt say that I expected oral sex. I would rather have a relationship Wirral little sex as possible. I only want a girlfriend so people dont think I am gay or a pedo.
bc i dont want to and i made it clear to the several women that have been interested in the past. i would rather just talk to people and jerk off to porn
>>84443047I have never had a girl be interested in me and I'm schizophrenic so it's hard to meet anyone since I'm asocial and I also don't want to do it before marriage.
>>84443047I'm a wannabe moraflag but in reality i was really socially lazy with low battery and didnt wanna be seen with anyone or be a part of retarded female gossip. Now im kinda stuck with sunken cost fallacy.Crazy enough, lowkey had a chance to put it back in my mother like that if I was more assertive and experienced(/older). That ship seems to have sailed though.
>>84443614You can actually pay women to pretend to be your gf. I dont think its even that expensive.
>>84443047i just dont care. im actually avoiding it if anythingso
>>84444444BASEDTHE SOVL OF R9K
>>84443047I have paid for it but have never had an unpaid fuck. Shit is still cash
>>84444444Based wizard numbers confirm holiness
Autism, shyness and being ugly
>>84444444Based septs of celibacy.
>>84444444SAAR DO THE NEEDFUL
>>84444444trvecel get/r9k/ is healing
>>84444444avoidant personality disorder-sama...
>>84444444my knees are bending on their own!
>>84444444He's an inspiration to us all. The less time you spend with women, the better off you'll be.
>>84444444heil to ze king
>>84444444the ur-volcel...
My excuse is that im a bi fag who only dates men because i feel like women are too out of my league.I feel like women are on a higher level than men, and that i am inherently inferior to them as a male and so i shouldnt approach them.
>>84444444ee ee oo oo checked.
>>84444444bestem numerem
>>84443047> tfw I have a gf but her pussy is nowhere as grippy
>>84445926I slept with dozen women and none of them were like this. I often wonder if I was just unlucky or this is super rare. I can't even imagine the feeling. I enjoy foreplay and can go for quite some time so my partners are usually so wet they are literally drenched.
My mothers mutant genetics ruined my face.But... I've had two friends that were married sex havers kill themselves so what were they missing?
>>84443276Like you're doing right now, everyone who's actually had sex can attest to the fact that it's incredibly overrated and only really worth it if you actually love the person and love is sort of a mental illness that only plagues people in their early 20s with underdeveloped brains
>>84444444It is a lot of work trying to get laid to be fair though. I didnt get any pussy almost my entire 20s until I started dating asian girls. also nice get friendo :)
>>84443047Me? I fuck. Wasn't always the case but I somehow fell into it. Even got married and had kids, not in that order. But it's hard for guys now because there's no good answer presented to you by society. The old way too do it was just trying to push boundaries with different girls in your life until you pushed the right one and found a girl that was also into you enough and horny enough to bang. But doing that now will get you in serious fucking trouble. I only got so lucky because I genuinely look good and younger than my age, and I never pissed off a girl enough to cause problems before I hit up the right girl. I came pretty damn close to getting #me-too'd at least 3 times but I just got lucky. That's the problem, it's a luck game, and a guy has to play it until he gets his lucky break, but in todays world, you're not allowed to play it long enough or risky enough to actually have a decent chance. One big slip up, one overly sanctimonious bitch, and you're just fucked forever.
>>84443605no, she's just grippy as fuck
>>84443428NTA but he's absolutely right. It's also how scientists study endocrine disruption. Anogenital distance is the term.
>>84444444AND THEY SAY THAT AN HERO CAN SAVE US
>>84443268>>84443276He's right. My ex could not figure out how to control her kegels so she felt loose and boring. Also she did not seem to understand how to ride properly despite me trying to teach her. The entrance was okay but everything else felt like a giant cave full of warm air. She was a virgin, so I don't know what the fuck.
I'm autistic, the kind that you see doing extreme sports and eventually dies in some freak accident. Up until my mid 20s I was skydiving, riding motorcycles, climbing mountains, and stuff like that. I ended up injuring my spine in my late 20s and now I'm disabled, so can't do much nowadays. I'd love to have a girlfriend, but I'd love to be able to jump out of airplanes even more, or go ride my motorcycle, or hike up mountains during snow storms, I doubt the high of having a girlfriend gets anywhere near close to those things. I also have severe ADHD, I can't sit and have a conversation with other people unless I'm extremely stimulated, my brain pretty much cucked me from the beginning when it came to socializing.
>>84444444KING OF THE ROBOTS
>>84445962it helps that he has a very large penis
>>84444444digits TRVTH
>>84444444Now this, makes me smile.
I'm terribly ugly, and I've only disfigured myself voluntarily, for someone to actually feel some sexual desire towards me they would have to feel a want for broken things. I'm also very shy, and I think I stunted my personality by never associating myself with anything. I don't really have an identity I"m just an ugly pleb npc with mental issues. Well I say all of this but I manage to get head like 6 times, and I got to fuck an ugly tomboy but she looked hot with the lights off. I think that's my run, nothing more. Nada
>>8444304726 virgin here, and i honestly accepted that nobody owes me sex. It may sound annoying when ITcels tell you that but its the truth nonetheless. Im autistic and ugly so im not attractive.
>>84443171That's probably because you're on SSRI's.
>>84445962I wish my gf had a grippy pussy like Sarah Banks
>>84443047lt's not a need
>>84443047I'm a brown man in a brown country and I am not going to fuck anything besides angelic white women, who don't exist here
>>84443047My body and personality. No (real) girl would ever want a guy who is physically smaller and weaker than them and whose personality isn't stronger than hers.
>>84443323>>84443423i mean you say that, but this is never a problem for women. youre just undesirable.
>>84443047Well I don't have a vagina so it's kind of hard to experience it.Cutting a hole first seems painful.
>>84443047I WILL never see a vagina IRL.
>>8444304790% of men never experience a grippy like that
>what's your excuse for never experiencing this basic human need?That's why I escortceled in my 20s. Though I found it tough to perform, or cum.Though my hope of using that experience to 'graduate' to fucking civilian foids never materialised, and I'm almost 40. FML.
>>84443276ive had sex a few thousand times with women and i dont feel much anymore. The biggest turn on is still to see the girl reacting to you As for the arousal part, i cooom harder too VR porn than acutal sex. Pussies feel like you fuck nothing, blow jobs can be pretty uncomfortable if you teeth are involve.
>>84448069its only the 1mm of the of the labia that grips (which you dont feel). The rest is like you fuck a void.
>>84447763How hideous are the women in your country? I remember when I was in a mostly black/brown school most of the girls were just straight up butt ugly.
>>84447763fuck, the one on the left is shaped perfectly. look at those thighs/hips and arms. what a satisfying-looking woman. fucking her must feel like salvation.
>>84443047i have extreme anxiety and overthink everything, I don't socialize at all outside work
>>84443047I'm too scrawny.
>>84443047yea I did btw
>>84444172Yes, but then I would have to pay money, which I do not want to.
>>84448214>Pussies feel like you fuck nothingDeath grip or your cock is just very small in width
>>84448231Thats not true at. Thats how anus acts but pussy is a tight sleeve through the whole hole length
