>was talking to a really cute ftm guy for a year before meeting up>after us both finally being able to meet up after so long my anxiety is off the charts>we smoke some weed in my car and it somehow gets worse>struggle with eye contact, can't think of what to say despite a year of preparation>still wind up at his apartment>we cuddle and watch a movie for a while but im tense as an electrified fence and can't get comfortable>ask if he wants to make out and my makeout skills are absolutely garbage>literally completely soft the entire time>can't get my dick even to a quarter mast>eventually my anxiety is so bad i ask to leave is there any way to unfuck this or is he gonna have lost all interest in me? it was literally a disaster but I think I was just too nervous and high asf, if this was you would you give me another chance to not fuck it up?
Its a dude. what were you going to do? Have a sword fight?
>>84443234Ftm means it's a girl pretending to be a guy, retard
>>84443155The freakshow should be the one nervous and glad anyone is even interested
>>84443234yea I was hoping to actually survive to the sexo part because he has a pussy
>>84443155i mean if you are good friends and she cares about you then she should be completely understanding and she shouldnt cut ties with you over this. Hell, I am some random anon on r9k and I have understanding and sympathy for you. If she doesnt, then move on, at least youll know she isnt worth your time. If you wanted pussy and not much else, well, rip, i hope you can try again.
>>84443155Cialis and then you go and tell him that you are nervous. Poonies will understand. You have not lost it yet
>>84443155The, I assume original, "I sure hope my job doesn't change" with the Change Factory in the background is by the far the best version of this meme, yet it's the one I see posted the least. See, that's your problem, you have all the wrong memes.
>>84443155>smoke some weedHahahah. Ur so cool
>>84443155If he's a man, then just bend over and raise your ass so he gets to fuck you. Dare him to do that, and tease him until he tries.Then mock him for not having a penis lol chicken! xD He's dickless he can't fuck bwahahaha
>>84443869Nah ftms are total bottoms who need to be treated like other gay bottoms
>>84443883I NEED them to hump me because their penis envy is too frustrating ok?
>>84443898I think they mostly want to keep they pussies cause they have breeding kink
>>84443898>I NEED them to hump me because their penis envy is too frustratingThat's never going to happen. The most humorous thing about this poster is that he's never going to be able to have satisfying sex because he's completely fixated on a fictional fetish.
>>84444241>fictional fetish.Kristen Stewart disagree with you
>>84444260That bitch is never going to hump you or anyone else, she's just acting up to get chad to fold her in half.
>>84444282Keep dreaming, but many women crave to having a penis between their legs, and not the "common" way :P
>>84444298But you've never met one that humps you and you certainly never will. Sad
>>84444328It's okay, I can rub my ass on a pillow, it will have the same effect :P
